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30 Rock
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Title card
Genre Comedy
Created by Tina Fey
Starring Tina Fey
Alec Baldwin
Tracy Morgan
Jane Krakowski
Jack McBrayer
Scott Adsit
Judah Friedlander
Katrina Bowden
Keith Powell
Lonny Ross
John Lutz
Kevin Brown
Grizz Chapman
Maulik Pancholy
Composer(s) Jeff Richmond
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 4
No. of episodes 71 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Lorne Michaels
Tina Fey
Marci Klein
David Miner
Robert Carlock
Producer(s) Alec Baldwin
Jerry Kupfer
Don Scardino
Editor(s) Ken Eluto, A.C.E.
Location(s) New York City
Camera setup Single camera
Running time 21 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel NBC
Picture format HDTV 1080i
Original run October 11, 2006 (2006-10-11) – present
External links
Official website
Production website
.30 Rock is an American television comedy series created by Tina Fey that airs on NBC.^ Tina Fey rocks!
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^ Rock a lot, well done tina fey.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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The series is largely based on Fey's experiences as head writer for Saturday Night Live. .30 Rock takes place behind the scenes of a fictional live sketch comedy series depicted as airing on NBC; the name "30 Rock" refers to the address of the GE Building where NBC Studios is located, 30 Rockefeller Plaza.^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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^ Shows A-Z - 30 rock on nbc .
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^ "These renewals represent our faith in 'The Office' and '30 Rock' as they continue to represent the gold standard in acclaimed and award-winning series," said Bromstad.
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[1] .This series is produced by Broadway Video and Little Stranger, Inc., in association with NBC Universal.^ Contact Us Corporate Info Jobs Privacy Terms of Use Advertise Feedback Technical Support © NBC Universal, Inc.
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[2]
.30 Rock is produced in a single camera setup,[3] and is primarily filmed at Silvercup Studios in Long Island City, Queens, New York,[4] with some scenes filmed on location at Rockefeller Center.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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^ Posted by C October 11, 2006 I just wanted to say that your show is awesome, and are really filmed in New York?
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[5] .The pilot episode premiered on October 11, 2006.[6] Three full seasons have aired since, comprising 21, 15, and 22 episodes respectively.^ Posted by Lenny October 11, 2006 Any hints on what we can expect this season?
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^ Posted by J Higgs October 11, 2006 Funniest line in the episode: .
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^ Posted by jay October 11, 2006 Great Pilot.
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.The fourth season began airing on October 15, 2009.[7] The series has an ensemble cast that currently consists of 13 regular cast members, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, Scott Adsit, Judah Friedlander, Alec Baldwin, Katrina Bowden, Keith Powell, John Lutz, Kevin Brown, Grizz Chapman and Maulik Pancholy.^ Alec Baldwin was perfect and that's was Tracy at his best.
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^ Posted by Todd F October 11, 2006 hi tina, very funny show, good luck to you and your cast.
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^ Posted by Don October 11, 2006 haha, i love traci morgan.
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[2]
.30 Rock has been a critical success, winning several major awards (including Emmy Awards for Outstanding Comedy Series in 2007, 2008, and 2009), and achieving the top ranking on myriad critics' year-end best of 2006 and 2007 lists.^ Posted by Petey October 11, 2006 Haven't had to wipe tears (from laughter) from my eyes for a network comedy in years.
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^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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[2] On July 14, 2009, the series was nominated for 22 Emmy Awards, the most in a single year for a comedy series.[8] Despite these accolades, the series averaged a low 5.8 million viewers in the United States during its first season, according to the Nielsen ratings system, and ranked 102 out of 142 television series.[9] .TV commentators have pointed out that 30 Rock is a low rated show,[10] but it has gained viewers throughout its run.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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The show has been renewed for a fifth season.[11]

Contents

Production

Conception

.In 2002, Fey was the head writer and a performer on Saturday Night Live (SNL).^ Posted by Anthony Bryant October 11, 2006 Tina, Does this mean you will not be on Saturday Night Live anymore....That sucks!
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^ Saturday Night Live The Drew Barrymore photo bumpers More .
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^ Jimmy Fallon Law & Order Law & Order SVU NBC News Olympics Saturday Night Live The Biggest Loser The Office Tonight Show .
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.She pitched the show that became 30 Rock to NBC, originally as a sitcom about cable news.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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NBC Entertainment president Kevin Reilly felt that "Fey was using the news setting as a fig leaf for her own experience and [he] encouraged her to write what she knew."[12] The show was subsequently reworked to revolve around an SNL-style sketch show. .In May 2003, Fey signed a contract with NBC to remain in her SNL head writer position until at least the 2004–2005 television season and to develop a prime-time project to be produced by Broadway Video and NBC Universal.^ One in a series of satellite seminars which investigate how prime-time television is conceptualized and created.
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[13]
During the 2004–2005 pilot season, a pilot was announced named Untitled Tina Fey Project. .The 30 Rock pilot focused on the head writer of a variety show who has to manage her relationships with the show's volatile star and its charismatic executive producer.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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^ Just wanted to tell you that 30 Rock is the best show I have seen in a long time, I really think it will be on for a long time and I'm sure it will be very successful, you're the best writer working today, you're both beautiful and a genius!
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.The storyline evolved into one that dealt with a head writer of a variety show who dealt with both the stars as well as the show's new network executive.^ The film contains a large number of scenes from early silents and seldom seen films, as well as old photographs of the stars and one-sheet advertisements for lost films.
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^ Video/C 8491 Star Wars bibliography [ Lye , Len] Len Lye Len Lye, a New Zealand filmmaker was one of the first artists to paint and draw directly on film.
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^ Posted by Al B. October 11, 2006 I am interested in writing for network television, particularly for sketch comedy and variety shows, such as Late Night.
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[14] .30 Rock was officially given the green light to air May 15, 2006, along with a 13-episode order.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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[15]
The series underwent further changes during the months leading up to and following its debut. .A May 2006 press release mentioned that sketches from The Girlie Show would be made available in their entirety on NBC's broadband website, DotComedy.com.^ Will we get to see full sketches from the Girlie Show?
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^ Posted by Jeff October 11, 2006 The show was AWFUL. I kept hoping it would get beeter but it never did.
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^ Posted by Al B. October 11, 2006 I am interested in writing for network television, particularly for sketch comedy and variety shows, such as Late Night.
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The idea was to air the fictitious TGS with Tracy Jordan online.[16] This aspect of the series was abandoned prior to its debut.

Filming

.30 Rock is filmed in New York City.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ DVD X283 [ Scorsese , Martin] The Films of Martin Scorsese (The Directors) Born in New York City, Martin Scorsese is a director whose films resonate with his own personal ideology and vision.
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^ Follows his movie career, from his first job installing Thomas Edison's Vitascope machines in New York, through his business as a film exhibitor, to his job as head of Edison's movie studio.
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.Although establishing shots of 30 Rock are often repeated, outdoor scenes are filmed on location at Rockefeller Center or in other parts of New York City.^ How many 30 Rock's have you shot so far?
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^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ DVD X283 [ Scorsese , Martin] The Films of Martin Scorsese (The Directors) Born in New York City, Martin Scorsese is a director whose films resonate with his own personal ideology and vision.
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[5] .Most of the indoor scenes are filmed at Silvercup Studios in Queens.^ Presents behind-the-scenes films and television shows highlighting the work of Walt Disney Studios.
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^ Gobehind-the-scenes with filmmaker greats as they revealtheir inspirations for some of the most disturbinglygruesome films that have emerged on screen.
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[4] In the episodes "Cleveland" and "Hiatus," Battery Park City, Manhattan, and Douglaston, Queens, doubled for Cleveland, Ohio, and Needmore, Pennsylvania, respectively.[17] In the episode "Gavin Volure," stock footage of the Arkansas Governor's Mansion was used for exterior shots of the home of Steve Martin's character.[18]
The title sequence is made up of photos and video of 30 Rockefeller Plaza and features the series regulars. .The sequence ends with a time lapse of the building and then a title card reading '30 Rock'. The sequence has remained mostly the same throughout the series, although there have been changes to the videos of most of the actors.^ Video/C 5094 Almodovar bibliography [ Altman , Robert] The Films of Robert Altman (The Directors) After six decades in the motion picture industry, Robert Altman remains one of Hollywood's most prolific directors.
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^ Video/C MM1098 [Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy] This is Your Life: Laurel & Hardy This is your life [Laurel & Hardy]: One of the most remembered television series of the 1950's was "This is Your Life" which was hosted by the legendary Ralph Edwards.
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^ I'm chomping @ the bit waiting for work to end to see 30 Rock.
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.30 Rock is shot on 35mm film.^ How many 30 Rock's have you shot so far?
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Music

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The series features a "jaunty" jazz score.[19] Most of the score's melody is played by either clarinet, bass clarinet, or saxophone. .The music is composed by Fey's husband Jeff Richmond, who is also a producer for 30 Rock.^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Lorne Michaels, executive producer of 30 Rock, is known for allowing this sort of self-effacing corporate humor on his work.
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Richmond wrote the theme music, which was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Main Title Theme Music.[20] .Seven short, original songs have been featured in episodes, five of which were performed by Jane Krakowski,[21][22][23][24][25] another performed by Tina Fey and Jason Sudeikis,[26] and another performed by Tracy Morgan.^ Tracy Morgan is hilarious and I loved his fixation on chicken fingers in this episode.
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^ Now for my question...was Rachel Dratch originally the character Jane Krakowski now plays?
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^ Comments (1106) permalink Posted by Tina Fey at 07:26 PM COMMENTS .
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[27] The show has also covered three existing songs,[28][29][30] including the song "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips. The song had its lyrics altered to accommodate the character Kenneth being "misinformed about the time [of the 11:45 train]."[30] The song "Oh My" performed by the The Gray Kid is heard throughout the episode "The Source Awards", which was mixed with a piano arrangement composed by Richmond.[31] Other popular songs have been featured (with blessings by the singers), like "I Will Remember You" or "Bitch".

Internet content

.On April 2, 2008, NBC announced 30 Rock 360, an online extension of the 30 Rock series.^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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The extension will feature Jack Donaghy's Online Business Courses (or Jack U). Users will also be able to read Jack's blogs and upload their own business advice in video form. Users will be able to submit skits for TGS with Tracy Jordan and act out skits from TGS. .The feature will reopen Ask Tina, an interactive question and answer platform in which users can ask Fey questions.^ Posted by Jamie October 11, 2006 Hey Tina The show is HILARIOUS! Just wanted to ask 2 question's: How long has the show been in the making?
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^ Posted by Jane October 11, 2006 Hey Tina The show is HILARIOUS! Just wanted to ask 2 question's: How long has the show been in the making?
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Fey will answer the questions in video form.[32] .Ask Tina was a fixture on NBC.com's 30 Rock section throughout the first season.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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[33]

Cast and characters

From left: Tracy (Morgan), Jack (Baldwin), Liz (Fey), Jenna (Krakowski) and Kenneth (McBrayer)
.The plot of 30 Rock revolves around the cast and crew of the fictional sketch comedy series TGS with Tracy Jordan (originally called The Girlie Show), which is filmed in Studio 6H inside 30 Rockefeller Plaza.^ Will we get to see full sketches from the Girlie Show?
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^ Videodisc release of films and television shows originally released between 1937 and 1957.
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^ Presents behind-the-scenes films and television shows highlighting the work of Walt Disney Studios.
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[21] The series features an ensemble cast.[2] The series features seven roles that receive star billing during the opening credits:
Beginning with season two, three characters, who were credited as guest stars during season one, received star billing after the opening credits in addition to the principal cast:[2]
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  • Katrina Bowden as Cerie Xerox, Liz's attractive, laid-back assistant, who usually wears revealing outfits to work, much to the delight of the writer's room.^ Now those who know the man and his work best reveal the secrets behind his craft.
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    ^ Any advice for a writer who wants to get into comedy writing or working for a network?
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    [34]
  • Keith Powell as James "Toofer" Spurlock, the proud African-American Harvard University alumnus writer, who often butts heads with Tracy and Frank.
  • Lonny Ross as Josh Girard, a young and immature TGS writer and co-star, known for his impressions.
.Beginning with season three, three characters who were credited as guest stars in the first two seasons received star billing after the opening credits in addition to Bowden, Powell, Ross, and the principal cast.^ Do you plan on inviting cast members from SNL on to guest star?
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They are credited only in the episodes in which they appear:
Beginning with season four, episode seven, one character who was credited as a guest star in the first three seasons received star billing after the opening credits in addition to Bowden, Powell, Ross, Brown, Chapman, and Pancholy:
Additionally, Ross was written out in season four.

Casting

Frank (Friedlander), Pete (Adsit), "Toofer" (Powell) and Jenna (Krakowski) look as Liz (Fey) is wearing a wedding dress.
.Tina Fey worked with Jen McNamara and Adam Bernstein for the casting of the series.^ Posted by tina (not fey) October 11, 2006 Wow, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I don't think Alec Baldwin works for this ...
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^ Great cast, Tina Fey is great....Ha, Ha Jeffrey Tambore(?
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[35] .Fey's first act as casting director was to cast herself as the lead character, Liz Lemon, who is said to be much like Fey herself when she first became head writer on SNL.^ Posted by Hammer October 11, 2006 Close...needs more of the dry Tina Fey we like so much...little smarter and you're there....
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^ Posted by Anthony October 11, 2006 Close...needs more of the dry Tina Fey we like so much...little smarter and you're there....
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^ Posted by Dwight October 11, 2006 While I know you're a writing genius, dragging Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan with you seems like it's two lead weights on you when you could have cast two much funnier people.
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[36] .The next actor to be cast was Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan,[37] who was then a former castmate of Fey's in SNL.^ Tracy Morgan is already cracking me up, I think he is one of the stand out actors from SNL, and very underated.
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^ The cast is wonderful...especially tracy morgan, he's funnier than ish.
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^ Tracy Morgan is funnier than I remember him on SNL...he's a perfect fit.
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Morgan was asked by Fey to play the role, and he believed it was "right up [his] alley and it was tailor made for [him]".[38] Fey said that the character of Kenneth Parcell was written with Jack McBrayer in mind. McBrayer is an old friend of Fey (they worked together at Second City in Chicago), and she "really wanted him for that part and was very happy when no one objected".[35]
.Rachel Dratch, Fey's longtime comedy partner and fellow SNL alumna, was originally cast to portray Jenna.^ The awesome Rachel Dratch from SNL. I love everyone in this cast.
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^ I love you and Rachel Dratch and I miss you both a lot on SNL, but I'm glad I get to experience your talent on such a great show!
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^ But I am still a little bitter that you and Rachel Dratch left SNL. It will never be the same.
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.Dratch played the role in the show's original pilot, but in August 2006, Jane Krakowski was announced as Dratch's replacement, with Dratch remaining involved in the show playing various characters.^ And will Rachel Dratch be on the show after the pilot?
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^ Now for my question...was Rachel Dratch originally the character Jane Krakowski now plays?
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^ Posted by jane October 11, 2006 I love the show!
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[39] .Fey explained the change by noting that Dratch was "better-suited to playing a variety of eccentric side characters",[40] and that the role of Jenna was more of a straight-ahead acting part.^ Now for my question...was Rachel Dratch originally the character Jane Krakowski now plays?
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.Although Fey went on to say that "Rachel and I were both very excited about this new direction",[40] Dratch said that she was not happy with the media's depiction of the change as a demotion.^ I love you and Rachel Dratch and I miss you both a lot on SNL, but I'm glad I get to experience your talent on such a great show!
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^ It's about time we see Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch before Saturday!
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^ Posted by Tina Fey October 11, 2006 The only thing good I can say about this show, Thank God it's only 30 minutes and not 60.
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Dratch was skeptical about the reasons she was given for the change, and was not happy with the reduction in the number of episodes in which she would appear.[41]
.Shortly following the casting of McBrayer and Dratch, Alec Baldwin was cast as Jack Donaghy, the "totally uncensored" Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming.^ Alec Baldwin is amazing, he seems like a waste here of talent, pitching a real oven for GE?!?!
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^ Posted by Janet Bollero October 11, 2006 Someone is a casting genius, everyone is great, I love it already, how you got Alec Baldwin, wow!
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^ So does sexy Alec Baldwin and the rest of the cast!
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[42] .Fey said that the character of Jack Donaghy was written with Baldwin in mind, and she was "very pleasantly surprised when he agreed to do it".[35] Judah Friedlander was cast as Frank Rossitano, a staff writer of The Girlie Show.^ Posted by chris October 11, 2006 Did you have any specific network executive in mind with the Alec Baldwin character?
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^ Make Jack, Liz and The Girly Show gang part of your mobile device!
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Friedlander had never met Fey before auditioning for a role in 30 Rock. .His character was based on at least two writers that Fey used to work with at SNL, but he has said that he "certainly brought some of [his] own things to it as well".[43] Finally, Scott Adsit was cast as Pete Hornberger, a long time friend of Liz's and producer of The Girlie Show.^ Posted by Danny October 11, 2006 Thanks, Tina, for the best show I have seen in a long time.
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^ Posted by brandon October 11, 2006 This is the funniest show I have seen in a long time.
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^ Posted by Tina Fey October 11, 2006 I think ur show is awsome.i watched u on SNL and ur very funny.but can u please try to get Jimmy Fallon on the show i think u two are really funny together.good luck with the show.
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Adsit, an old friend of Fey, also had his character written based on him.[35]

Season synopses

Season 1

Dennis Duffy (Winters, left) and Liz Lemon (Fey, right) were in a relationship in the middle of the first season.
Season one began airing in the United States on October 11, 2006,[6] and featured 21 episodes.[44] .The season finale aired on April 26, 2007.[45] Jack Donaghy, the "Head of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming" at General Electric (GE), is transferred to work at the NBC headquarters, 30 Rockefeller Plaza, and retool the late night sketch comedy series The Girlie Show.^ Will we get to see full sketches from the Girlie Show?
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^ Finally a good, funny show, I was getting a little sick of watching reality tv EVERY NIGHT! Love the part where it seemed to get serious, but quickly turned funny...
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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The show's cast and crew are outraged by this; especially head writer Liz Lemon and main actress Jenna Maroney. Jack proceeds to wreak havoc on The Girlie Show, forcing Liz to hire the off-the-wall movie star Tracy Jordan. .He again angers the cast and crew of The Girlie Show when he changes the name to TGS with Tracy Jordan (or just TGS).^ Posted by getmeouttahere October 11, 2006 I might suggest a name change for this show.
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.As the season progresses, the episodes become less about TGS and more about how the characters deal with juggling their lives and their jobs — specifically the protagonist, Liz Lemon, but other characters are also explored.^ Highlights how product placements are insinuated into dialogue, even engulfing entire features until films become little more than product promotions.
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^ How many episodes are you hoping to run this season?
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^ Part 2 examines how they refined the characters and gags and why some animated characters were successful and became stars while others did not.
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Episodes also become less self-contained and various story arcs develop in the second half of the season. For example, the first major story arc centers on Liz's relationship with Dennis Duffy (Dean Winters), "The Beeper King." Other story arcs include: Jenna promoting her movie The Rural Juror; Tracy going on the run from the Black Crusaders; Jack's engagement, which was eventually called off, to a Christie's auctioneer named Phoebe (Emily Mortimer); and another relationship of Liz's with Floyd (Jason Sudeikis).

Season 2

Devon Banks' (Arnett, left) and Jack Donaghy's (Baldwin, right) rivalry for the GE chairmanship became more evident during the second season.
Season two began airing in the United States on October 4, 2007,[46] and featured 15 episodes.[47] The second season was originally intended to consist of 22 episodes but the order was cut to 15 due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike.[48][49] The season finale aired on May 8, 2008.[50] After Liz broke up with Floyd in the summer, she is looking for ways to rebound. .When Jerry Seinfeld confronts Jack about a new marketing campaign which featured clips of Seinfeld's sitcom, Seinfeld, in all NBC shows, he has a chance encounter with Liz that gives her some much needed advice.^ Apply now for this new NBC show.
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^ The show looks great-- i think featuring NBC and GE is very funny---good luck with the ratings- .
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^ Posted by Dj TURNSTYLE October 11, 2006 The show has a lot of potential, unlike most of NBC's new programs.
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.During the TGS summer hiatus, Jenna becomes overweight due to performing in the Broadway show Mystic Pizza: The Musical (based on the real 1988 film Mystic Pizza) and with the help of Kenneth, loses the weight.^ Posted by C October 11, 2006 I just wanted to say that your show is awesome, and are really filmed in New York?
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^ DVD X235 [ Trier, Lars von ] Lars von Trier: Finding Truth in Film The cinematic movement known as Dogme 95 espouses minimalist, reality-based productions.
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^ Based on Eisenstein's memoirs, this autobiographical film reflects the inner world of the great Russian film director during the tragic years of two Russian revolutions and the Stalin terror.
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.Tracy has encountered some marital problems with his wife Angie Jordan (Sherri Shepherd) and they become separated, but later reunite.^ They describe his personality, working style, his studies and his becoming a director, early success and later difficulties finding work, and his work with film trade unions in the Franco era.
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During the season, Jack develops a relationship with a Democratic congresswoman named Celeste "C.C." Cunningham (Edie Falco). They later break up. An arc that was established in the first season but becomes more apparent in the second regards Jack running for the GE chairmanship against his archnemesis Devon Banks (Will Arnett). The season ends with Liz planning to adopt a child after believing she was pregnant with Dennis' baby. Kenneth also travels to Beijing to be a page at the 2008 Summer Olympics and Tracy invents a pornographic video game. Jack ends the season working at a new government job in Washington, D.C., but plans to get fired by proposing a "gay bomb."

Season 3

Headshot of a woman in purple speaking into a microphone.
Salma Hayek appeared in six episodes as Elisa, Jack's girlfriend and his mother's nurse.
.30 Rock returned with a third season as part of NBC's fall schedule, airing immediately after The Office.^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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The season consisted of 22 episodes.[51][52][53] Oprah Winfrey guest starred in the second episode, playing herself, as well as Jennifer Aniston playing Liz's ex roommate. Salma Hayek[54] also appeared for a multi-episode arc, portraying Jack's new girlfriend. Other guest stars this season included Megan Mullally and Steve Martin.[55] Jon Hamm played Liz's love interest and neighbor for several episodes.[56] Alan Alda appeared in the season's final two episodes as Milton Greene, Jack's biological father. The season finale featured multiple musical guests, including Talib Kweli, Michael McDonald, Norah Jones, Steve Earle, Clay Aiken, the Beastie Boys, Mary J. Blige, Elvis Costello, Sheryl Crow, Rhett Miller, Cyndi Lauper, Adam Levine, Sara Bareilles, and Rachael Yamagata, performing "Kidney Now!", an organ donation drive spoof of We Are The World and "Just Stand Up!".[57]

Season 4

.The fourth season of 30 Rock premiered on October 15, 2009. A recurring story arc early in the season revolved around Jack's request that Liz cast a new actor for TGS, and Liz's subsequent search for the perfect comedian, much to the dismay of Jenna and Tracy, who fear losing their spotlight.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Posted by Duke Coyne October 11, 2006 is SNL casting new comedians?
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.The season has also featured guest stars like Jon Bon Jovi and Elizabeth Banks.^ Bon Jovi Music from Bon Jovi's new album, The Circle, is featured in NBC promotion for The Biggest Loser and The Office.
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Season 5

.On March 5, 2010 NBC announced 30 Rock has been renewed for a fifth season, which is set to air in the Fall 2010-2011 television season.^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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^ NBC Announces Some Of Its Early Development Slate For 2010-11...
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Impact

Critical reception

.30 Rock has been well received by critics but has struggled to attract viewers.^ I can really appreciate many of the jokes too cuz I use to work at 30 Rock and well, 2 months ago, I got layed off.
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[58] Robert Abele of LA Weekly declared that the show was "A weirdly appropriate and hilarious symbol of our times."[59] The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz wrote that "The standard caution is relevant - debut episodes tend to be highly polished. All the more reason to enjoy the hilarious scenes and fine ensemble cast here."[60] Some less favorable reviews were received from Brian Lowry of Variety. Lowry said that "Despite her success with 'Mean Girls,' [Tina] Fey mostly hits too-familiar notes in the pilot. Moreover, she's a limited protagonist, which is problematic."[61] Criticism was also received from Maureen Ryan of the Chicago Tribune, who said that "30 Rock is less than the sum of its parts, and, as an entry in the single-camera comedy sweepstakes, it fails to show either the inspired inventiveness of Arrested Development or provide the surprisingly perceptive character studies of The Office."[62] Metacritic gave the pilot episode a Metascore—a weighted average based on the impressions of a select thirty-one critical reviews—of 67 out of 100.[63]
The season premiere of the second season, "SeinfeldVision," which featured Jerry Seinfeld,[64] received mostly positive reviews. Jeff Labrecque of Entertainment Weekly wrote that "SeinfeldVision was a clever and ironic way to incorporate [Jerry] Seinfeld."[65] Matt Webb Mitovich of TV Guide said that "['SeinfeldVision'] was a solid start to the new, fought-for season" and that it did have "some great, great moments." Despite this praise, Webb Mitovich criticised Kenneth and Tracy's "office wife" storyline saying that "we've seen this shtick before on countless other sitcoms, so it was a bit empty and filled with 'easy' jokes." Criticism was also received regarding the "striped outfit... it didn't work. No," referring to a joke involving Jenna trying to distract the TGS writers from her newly gained weight.[66] Lisa Schmeiser of Television Without Pity graded this episode as a "B+."[67] Despite the mostly positive reviews, Alessandra Stanley of The New York Times thought that "SeinfeldVision" "is mostly a reminder that even the most talented actors and writers sometimes slip under pressure."[68] Days before the season premiere, Seinfeld was criticized as using his appearance in this episode as a plug for his upcoming feature film Bee Movie. Seinfeld, NBC and General Electric stated that this was done as metahumor.[69]
.At the end of 2006, LA Weekly listed 30 Rock as one of the best "Series of the Year."^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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[70] .The show also appeared on similar year end "best of" 2006 lists published by The New York Times,[71] The A.V. Club,[72] The Boston Globe,[73] The Chicago Sun-Times,[73] Entertainment Weekly,[73] The Los Angeles Times,[73] The Miami Herald,[73] People Weekly,[73] and TV Guide.^ New York: Crown Publishers, c1988.
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^ The show is great, perfectly New York!
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^ Posted by Skippy Fandango October 11, 2006 Hey Tina, I loved the new show!!
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[73] The Associated Press wrote that NBC's "Thursday night comedy block—made up of My Name Is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, and 30 Rock—is consistently the best night of prime time viewing for any network."[74] In 2007, it appeared on The Boston Globe's "best of" list[75] as well as the "best of" lists of The Chicago Sun-Times,[75] The Chicago Tribune,[75] Entertainment Weekly,[75] The Los Angeles Times,[75] Newark Star-Ledger,[75] The New York Times,[75] Pittsburgh Post-Gazette,[75] The San Francisco Chronicle,[75] The San Jose Mercury News,[75] TV Guide and USA Today.[75] .30 Rock was named the best series of 2007 by Entertainment Weekly.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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[75]

Awards and nominations

Capping its critically successful first season, 30 Rock won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series and Elaine Stritch was awarded an Emmy in September 2007 for her work as a guest actress in "Hiatus."[76] Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin were nominated in the Outstanding Lead Actress and Outstanding Lead Actor in a comedy series categories respectively.[77] "Jack-Tor" and "Tracy Does Conan" were both nominated in the category of Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.[77] 30 Rock received four Creative Arts Emmy Awards.[77] .Alec Baldwin received the Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical in 2007.[78] Baldwin also received the Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series in 2007.[79] The show also received various other guild award nominations during its first season.^ Alec Baldwin was perfect and that's was Tracy at his best.
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^ Posted by Alan October 11, 2006 This show is great & I just love Alec Baldwin.
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^ Born in The Bronx, the son of a Sicilian coffin maker, he is best known for his Academy Award-nominated performance opposite James Dean in the film Rebel Without a Cause.
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[80][81]
.In 2008, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin both won Screen Actors Guild Awards.^ Posted by tina (not fey) October 11, 2006 Wow, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I don't think Alec Baldwin works for this ...
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^ I will miss Tina and Amy doing the news but Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin every week will make it worth it.
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^ Posted by Alec Baldwin October 11, 2006 Best of luck to you, Tina.
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[82] .The series took home the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Comedy Series in 2008.[83] It also received the The Danny Thomas Producer of the Year Award in Episodic Series - Comedy from the Producers Guild of America in 2008.[84] 30 Rock received 17 Emmy nominations, for its second season, meaning it was the second most nominated series of the year.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Quick question: What does 30 Rock mean?
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^ Just wanted to tell you that 30 Rock is the best show I have seen in a long time, I really think it will be on for a long time and I'm sure it will be very successful, you're the best writer working today, you're both beautiful and a genius!
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[85] .These 17 nominations broke the record for the most nominations for a comedy series, meaning that 30 Rock was the most nominated comedy series for any individual Emmy year.^ Quick question: What does 30 Rock mean?
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^ Enjoy the surprise, laughter, and joy as these kings of comedy are given a live retrospect of their most hilarious comedy skits and their most intimate memories.
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^ I've always wanted to see Fey in a series, one of the most sophisticated writers of comedy I've seen, the only person missing is Pohler.
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The previous holder of this record was The Larry Sanders Show in 1996 with 16 nominations.[86] 30 Rock also won the Television Critics Association Award for "Outstanding Achievement in Comedy."[87]
.Also in 2008, 30 Rock completed a sweep of the major awards for best comedy series at that year's Primetime Emmy Awards.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Personally worked with Alec on a completely different endeavor and found him to be a magnificent man so lots of luck soaring up the ladder of 30 Rock!!
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.The show won Outstanding Comedy Series, Alec Baldwin was recognized as Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, and Tina Fey was given the award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series.^ Posted by Alan October 11, 2006 This show is great & I just love Alec Baldwin.
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^ Posted by tina (not fey) October 11, 2006 i forgot the show was only 30 minutes!
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^ Posted by Patty Cake October 11, 2006 Tina & Cast outstanding show.
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.This marks the eighth time in the history of the Emmy awards that a show won best series plus best lead actor and actress.^ Posted by Danny October 11, 2006 Thanks, Tina, for the best show I have seen in a long time.
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[88] Tina Fey also won the award for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series for the episode "Cooter".
30 Rock received a Peabody Award in 2008.[90] Upon announcing the award, the Peabody Board commended the show for being "not only a great workplace comedy in the tradition of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, complete with fresh, indelible secondary characters, but also a sly, gleeful satire of corporate media, especially the network that airs it."[91]
.In 2009, 30 Rock received a record breaking 22 primetime Emmy Award nominations [8] and won 5 Emmy Awards, including Best Comedy Series and Best Actor in a Comedy Series (Alec Baldwin).^ Alec Baldwin was perfect and that's was Tracy at his best.
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^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ His well-plotted, and witty screenplays included virtually every movie genre, but ultimately, he was best known for crime thrillers and screwball comedies.
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Ratings

.Below, "Rank" refers to how well 30 Rock rated compared to other television series which aired during primetime hours of the corresponding television season.^ How many 30 Rock's have you shot so far?
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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The television season tends to begin in September, of any given year, and end during the May of the following year. ."Viewers" refers to the average number of viewers for all original episodes (broadcast in the series' "Regular Timeslot") of 30 Rock aired during the television season.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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Although the viewer average may be higher for some seasons than others, the rank will not necessarily be higher. This is due to the number of programs aired during primetime. In some seasons there may be more regular programs aired during primetime than in others. The "Season premiere" is the date that the first episode of the season aired. Similarly, the "Season finale" is the date that the final episode of the season aired.
Season Timeslot (EST) Episodes Season premiere Season finale TV season Rank Viewers
(in millions)
1 Wednesday 8:00 P.M. (October 11, 2006–November 1, 2006)
Thursday 9:30 P.M. (November 16, 2006–March 8, 2007)
Thursday 9:00 P.M. (April 5, 2007–April 26, 2007)
21 October 11, 2006 April 26, 2007 2006–2007 #102[9] 5.8[9]
2 Thursday 8:30 P.M. (October 4, 2007–December 6, 2007)
Thursday 9:00 P.M. (December 13, 2007)
Thursday 8:30 P.M. (January 10, 2008–April 17, 2008)
Thursday 9:30 P.M. (April 24, 2008–May 8, 2008)
15 October 4, 2007 May 8, 2008 2007–2008 #94[92] 6.4[93]
3 Thursday 9:30 P.M. (October 30, 2008–May 14, 2009) 22 October 30, 2008 May 14, 2009 2008–2009 #69[94] 7.5[94]
4 Thursday 9:30 P.M. (October 15, 2009–present)
Thursday 9:00 P.M. (January 14, 2010)
22 October 15, 2009 TBA 2009–2010 TBA 6.9*[95]
* As of the latest episode in the season.
The pilot episode generated 8.13 million viewers,[96] the series' highest ratings until that of its third season premiere which garnered 8.5 million viewers. In its original timeslot of Wednesday at 8:00PM EST, the show averaged 6.23 million viewers.[97] .30 Rock aired on Wednesdays for its first four episodes.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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The season's lowest ratings were achieved by "Jack the Writer" and "Hard Ball" which both achieved 4.61 million viewers.[98][99] The season two premiere, "SeinfeldVision," was viewed by 7.33 million viewers, the highest rating since the pilot.[100] .30 Rock entered a hiatus due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike on January 10, 2008.[48] The episode that aired on that date was viewed by 5.98 million viewers.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ It could be better if you hired the funniest writer in 30 Rock- he's on the 5th floor!!!!
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^ Anywho, I love 30 Rock, you are an amazing writer and the cast is fantastic.
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[101] The second season finale, "Cooter", which aired on May 8, 2008, was viewed by 5.6 million viewers.[50]
.On December 29, 2006, Nielsen Media Research (NMR) reported the results of having, for the first time, monitored viewers who use a digital video recorder to record shows for later viewing.^ For the first time, a documentary film focuses on Chaplin's later years and his work as a prolific musical composer.
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^ A training video produced by the human rights organization Witness presenting ideas for using camcorders to create documentaries or public service announcements to show human rights abuses which can be brought as evidence before courts, governments, the media and the world.
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^ Good luck, I'm still in shock how unfunny this show was and this is the first time I've ever written a blog!!!!
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.NMR reported that 30 Rock adds nearly 7.5% to its total audience every week as a result of viewers who use a DVR to record the show and then watch it within a week of its initial airing.^ I look forward to watching every week.
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^ I'll be watching every show now.
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^ Will be watching every week.
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[102] .A March 2007 report from MAGNA Global, based on NMR data about viewership ranked by among adults 25–54, shows that as of the time of the report 30 Rock's viewers have a median income of $65,000, high enough to place the show tied at 11th in affluence with several other shows.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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^ Just wanted to tell you that 30 Rock is the best show I have seen in a long time, I really think it will be on for a long time and I'm sure it will be very successful, you're the best writer working today, you're both beautiful and a genius!
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This is during a period where for the season 30 Rock is tied at No. 85 in the 18–49 demographic.[103] .During its second season, 30 Rock ranked in fourth place, against all primetime programming, for television series' which are watched by viewers with income above $100,000.[104] Following Fey's popular impressions of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, the third season premiere was seen by 8.5 million viewers, making it the highest viewed episode in the series.^ An episode of the television program Tratos y Retratos.
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^ Originally produced in 1972 as two episodes in the television program Camera Three.
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^ Originally broadcast as a segment on the television program Independent View in 2001.
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[105] The premiere earned a 4.1 preliminary adults 18–49 rating, an increase of 21% from the second season premiere.[106]

In other countries

30 Rock also airs in other countries; ratings and rankings for some of these markets include:
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  • Latin America: Seasons 1, 2 and 3 have aired on Sony Entertainment Television, a cable network in the Brazilian market which shows a number of U.S. prime time programs from NBC, CBS, ABC and the Lifetime network, as well as syndicated U.S. series.
  • Canada: The series premiered on the CTV network on October 10, 2006, a day before its premiere in the United States.^ Posted by j October 11, 2006 Great show Tina.
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    ^ Posted by Ashley October 11, 2006 Why isn't this show and hour long?
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    ^ Posted by Skippy Fandango October 11, 2006 Hey Tina, I loved the new show!!
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    The network aired the first four episodes of the series,[107] but dropped the show effective November 30, 2006 after a brief run during which it never entered the Bureau of Broadcast Measurement Nielsen top 30.[108] CTV later re-added the show to its lineup on Sundays at 8:30pm, but moved the show to its secondary A-Channel system for the series' second season.[109] For the third season, the show moved to Citytv on Thursdays at 9:30pm.[110]
  • .
  • United Kingdom: The first season premiered on October 11, 2007 on Five.^ Posted by Kevin October 11, 2006 Been waiting weeks for the first show.
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    ^ Posted by Carly October 11, 2006 The show started off good up until the first commercial for a GE oven.
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    ^ Posted by Stephen October 11, 2006 OMG that was the funniest line ever from Alec "five, but its really thick" .
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    .The premiere was watched by 700,000 viewers, which was 6% of all people watching television in the country at the time it was broadcast.^ Posted by Clay Wiese October 11, 2006 Tina, I loved the show, watched it three times online before the premiere on tv tonight.
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    ^ Posted by Vicki October 11, 2006 Tina, I loved the show, watched it three times online before the premiere on tv tonight.
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    ^ Posted by tszatko October 11, 2006 Tina, I loved the show, watched it three times online before the premiere on tv tonight.
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    [111] .30 Rock originally aired at 10:45pm,[112] but was moved to 11:05pm, airing back-to-back episodes.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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    ^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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    ^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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    [113] Season two was broadcast from February 20, 2009 at 9pm on Five USA.[114] .Season 3 began airing on UK digital TV station Comedy Central, starting Monday 5 October 2009.
  • Germany: ZDFneo, a new digital channel from ZDF, was launched on November 1, 2009, with the German-dubbed version of 30 Rock as its flagship program.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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    ^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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    ^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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    The series' free television debut that night on that channel registered a 0.0 rating, with less than 5000 viewers tuning in. TNT Serie, a German version of the TNT channel, broadcasted the series to cable and pay satellite viewers since February 2009.[115]
Australian ratings
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  • Australia: The first season premiered on December 4, 2007 on the Seven Network at 10:30, showing on Mondays and Wednesdays.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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    ^ Posted by Amanda October 11, 2006 I've just seen the first 10 minutes and I have to admit that I'm liking the show.
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    .After the summer season its timeslot was changed to Mondays only, showing at 11:30pm.^ Posted by jeff October 11, 2006 boring show...could only take 15 minutes...try again .
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    ^ Posted by tina (not fey) October 11, 2006 i forgot the show was only 30 minutes!
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    ^ Posted by pete harris October 11, 2006 Im only half way through it but this show is so damn funny.
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    [116] .The first season completed its run on April 28, 2008, and the DVD was released two days later.^ Divided into two parts, the first deals with the development of movie advertising from the days of Edison through the late '50s.
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    ^ Chuck The Complete Second Season DVD .
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    [117] The second season premiered on June 9, 2008 at 11:30pm.[118] The third season began airing on February 2, 2009, returning at 11:30 on Mondays.
.The Seven Network returned the show in December 2009 at the earlier time of 10:30pm Mondays and Tuesdays, repeating season 3 in preparation for season 4. Oddly, viewers grew from word of mouth and its general non-TV-broadcast popularity, and ratings even doubled from recent years.^ Also looks at Hitchcock's ambivalence toward the popular TV show that brought him into millions of living rooms.
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Despite this unexpected surge, the network has decided to return the show to the graveyard time-slot of 11:30pm Mondays for season four, of which the first episode aired on the 1st of February, 2010.
# Series # Episode Episode AU Air Date Timeslot Viewers [119]
Season 3
37 1 "Do-Over" 2 February 2009 11:30 P.M. 281,000[120]
38 2 "Believe in the Stars" [121] 16 February 2009 11:20 P.M. 306,000[122]
39 3 "The One with the Cast of Night Court" [121] 23 February 2009 11:30 P.M. 228,000[123]
40 4 "Gavin Volure" 2 March 2009 11:20 P.M. 273,000[124]
41 5 "Reunion" 9 March 2009 11:20 P.M. 292,000[125]
42 6 "Christmas Special" 16 March 2009 11:20 P.M. 230,000[126]
43 7 "Señor Macho Solo" 23 March 2009 11:20 P.M. 296,000[127]
44 8 "Flu Shot" 30 March 2009 11:20 P.M. 245,000[128]
45 9 "Retreat to Move Forward" 6 April 2009 11:40 P.M. 233,000[129]
46 10 "Generalissimo" 13 April 2009 11:40 P.M. 265,000[130]
47 11 "St. Valentine's Day" 20 April 2009 11:20 P.M. 294,000[131]
48 12 "Larry King" 27 April 2009 11:20 P.M. 267,000[132]
49 13 "Goodbye, My Friend" 4 May 2009 11:20 P.M. 282,000[133]
50 14 "The Funcooker" 18 May 2009 11:25 P.M. 200,000[134]
51 15 "The Bubble" 25 May 2009 11:45 P.M. 205,000[135]
52 16 "Apollo, Apollo" 1 June 2009 11:30 P.M. 180,000[136]
53 17 "Cutbacks" 8 June 2009 11:25 P.M. 196,000[137]
54 18 "Jackie Jormp-Jomp" 15 June 2009 11:30 P.M. 224,000[138]
55 19 "The Ones" 22 June 2009 11:20 P.M. 248,000[139]
56 20 "The Natural Order" 29 June 2009 11:35 P.M. 194,000[140]
57 21 "Mamma Mia" 6 July 2009 11:30 P.M. 186,000[141]

Similarities to other media

.Two shows debuting on 2006–07 NBC lineup, 30 Rock and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, revolved around the off-camera happenings on a sketch comedy series.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Jeff O October 11, 2006 Tina, you're the greatest, have fun on 30 Rock.
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^ Posted by tina (not fey) October 11, 2006 i forgot the show was only 30 minutes!
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Similarities between the two led to speculation that only one of them would be picked up. .Baldwin said "I'd be stunned if NBC picked up both shows.^ Posted by Jill October 11, 2006 Great show, hope it gets picked up .
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And ours has the tougher task, as a comedy, because if it's not funny, that's it."[142] Kevin Reilly, then president of NBC Entertainment, was supportive of Fey, describing the situation as a "high-class problem":
.I just can't imagine the audience would look at both shows, choose one and cancel the other out.^ Posted by Charlie Cribb October 11, 2006 This show is just as good as I thought it would be!
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.In some ways, why is it any different than when there have been three or four cop shows on any schedule, or Scrubs and ER, which are totally very different?^ This show has a good vibe to it, it's different in a good way.
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^ Posted by Nathan October 11, 2006 The concept of promoting the advertisements seamlessly in the show is genius and way more effective than a product placement.
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^ Posted by John Belushi October 11, 2006 The concept of promoting the advertisements seamlessly in the show is genius and way more effective than a product placement.
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[143]
.Evidence of the overlapping subject matter between the shows, as well as the conflict between them, arose when Aaron Sorkin, the creator of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, asked Lorne Michaels to allow him to observe Saturday Night Live for a week, a request Michaels denied.^ Cartoons from Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes created between 1924 and 1964 are show throughout to illustrate their points.
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[142] .Despite this, Sorkin sent Fey flowers after NBC announced it would pick up both series, and wished her luck with 30 Rock.^ Good luck with 30 Rock .
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^ You're my kind of people and working on a wonderful show like 30 Rock would be so inspiring to my comical little juicy brain.
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^ Posted by JC October 11, 2006 Will we see other NBC-Universal celebrities passing through the halls of 30 Rock?
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[144] .Fey said that "it's just bad luck for me that in my first attempt at prime time I'm going up against the most powerful writer on television.^ How else are the writer's going to know how to fix things up a bit?
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^ One in a series of satellite seminars which investigate how prime-time television is conceptualized and created.
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^ Good luck, I'm still in shock how unfunny this show was and this is the first time I've ever written a blog!!!!
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I was joking that this would be the best pilot ever aired on Trio. And then Trio got canceled."[142] .Fey wound up "beating" Sorkin when Studio 60 was canceled after one season and 30 Rock was renewed for a second.^ We've been watching Studio 60, which we also looked forward to tremendously after following The West Wing, but, and I don't mean this as a slight to Studio 60, our favorite part of watching Studio has been Alec's commercials for 30 Rock--they're hysterical.
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^ Personally worked with Alec on a completely different endeavor and found him to be a magnificent man so lots of luck soaring up the ladder of 30 Rock!!
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.Though 30 Rock's first-season ratings proved lackluster and were lower than those of Studio 60,[9] Studio 60 was more expensive to produce.^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Lorne Michaels, executive producer of 30 Rock, is known for allowing this sort of self-effacing corporate humor on his work.
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^ We've been watching Studio 60, which we also looked forward to tremendously after following The West Wing, but, and I don't mean this as a slight to Studio 60, our favorite part of watching Studio has been Alec's commercials for 30 Rock--they're hysterical.
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[145]
.One early promo for 30 Rock portrayed Alec Baldwin mistakenly thinking he would meet Sorkin,[146] and when asked on her "Ask Tina" space what she thought of the criticism that 30 Rock received, Fey jokingly replied that people who did not like it were probably confusing it with Studio 60.^ Hey, what do you think of Studio 60?
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^ Rock a lot, well done tina fey.
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^ Tina Fey rocks!
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[147] .However, none of 30 Rocks producers have given Studio 60 any serious criticism, positive or negative.^ Lorne Michaels, executive producer of 30 Rock, is known for allowing this sort of self-effacing corporate humor on his work.
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^ We've been watching Studio 60, which we also looked forward to tremendously after following The West Wing, but, and I don't mean this as a slight to Studio 60, our favorite part of watching Studio has been Alec's commercials for 30 Rock--they're hysterical.
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.In a November 1, 2006 interview, Fey said she had seen the first two episodes of Studio 60.^ This episode presents interviews with two influential African-American artists: the filmmaker Spike Lee and a frequent actor in Lee's films, Roger Guenveur Smith.
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^ Posted by Jacob S. October 11, 2006 Studio 60 Can't touch this show!
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^ Posted by L Gill October 11, 2006 Do you feel that the show will be compared to Studio 60?
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When asked what her impressions were, she jokingly replied, "I can't do impressions of Bradley Whitford and Matthew Perry."[148]
At least three 30 Rock episodes have briefly parodied Studio 60:
  • "Jack the Writer" contains a self-referencing walk and talk sequence, such sequences being commonly used on Studio 60 and Aaron Sorkin's previous shows.[149]
  • .
  • "Jack-tor" - Liz tries to quote global education statistics, only to mess up and realize that she does not know what she is talking about.^ Game As Liz and Jack search for the things that make up "Real America," you get to make a few selections yourself.
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    ^ Independent's Day Goes behind the scenes at the Sundance Film Festival to talk with filmmakers, screenwriters and actors about the realities of independent filmmaking.
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  • "Jack Meets Dennis" - Liz says the upcoming show will be "worse than that time we did that Gilbert and Sullivan parody". The second episode of Studio 60, "The Cold Open," included a parody of the "Major-General's Song" on the show-within-the-show.
.Some critics have compared 30 Rock to The Mary Tyler Moore Show, with parallels drawn between the relationship of Liz and Jack and that of Mary Richards and Lou Grant.^ Your the new Mary Tyler Moore.
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^ The first episode is never the best for any new show, so you know 30 rock will get better.
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^ Posted by Amy October 11, 2006 Why is the show called 30 rock?
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[151][152] It has also been compared to That Girl.[153][154] .Like That Girl and Mary Tyler Moore, 30 Rock is a sitcom centering on an unmarried, brunette career woman living in a big city where she works in the television industry.^ Your the new Mary Tyler Moore.
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^ Posted by HS October 11, 2006 30 Rock is a reference to the address of where the show takes place: 30 Rockefeller Center.
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^ You're my kind of people and working on a wonderful show like 30 Rock would be so inspiring to my comical little juicy brain.
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Internet and DVD

Episode downloads and online streaming

Weekly installments of 30 Rock are available to download for a per-episode fee, to U.S. residents only, via the "NBC Direct" service, Amazon Unbox and Apple's iTunes Store. In addition to paid downloads, the first three seasons can be streamed on Netflix, but this requires a paid subscription.[155] Both NBC.com and Hulu.com stream episodes for free, but only the five most current installments are available for viewing.[156][157]

DVD releases

DVD name Region 1 Release date Ep # Additional information
30 Rock: Season One September 4, 2007 21 The entire first season of 30 Rock was released as a widescreen three-disc Region 1 DVD box set in the USA on September 4, 2007, a month before the premiere of the second season. It was distributed by NBC Universal. .Featuring all the episodes that had aired, it also contains several extra DVD features, including episode commentaries, outtakes and deleted scenes.^ DVD X1217 [Wertmuller, Lina] The Lina Wertmuller Collection: The Extras Contains information and theatrical trailers on films by the Italian film director Lina Wertmuller.
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^ Includes Special features: "All about 'The Birds'", deleted scene, the original ending, "the Birds is coming" (2 newsreels), storyboard sequences, Tippi Hedren's screen test, production photographs and notes, theatrical trailer.
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^ Special feature: Deleted scene: Medvedkin and Dziga Vertov, by Nikolai Izvolov.
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.The season one box set was released on March 17, 2008 in Regions 2, 4 and 5 format, but not as separate volumes and without special features.^ Special features include a rare 17 minute interview with the famed composer speaking about his career and his method of working.
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30 Rock: Season One — Volume One 14
30 Rock: Season One — Volume Two 7
30 Rock: Season Two October 7, 2008[47] 15 The entire second season of .30 Rock was released as a widescreen two-disc DVD box set in the USA on October 7, 2008. Featuring all the episodes that had aired, it also includes several extra DVD features including episode commentaries, outtakes, deleted scenes, the table read for the episode "Cooter," 30 Rock Live at the UCB Theatre, a behind-the-scenes look at an episode of Saturday Night Live which was hosted by Tina Fey, and The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Presents: An Evening With 30 Rock.^ Tina Fey rocks!
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^ Rock a lot, well done tina fey.
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^ The audiences of Cinema 16 were presented with a wide range of film forms including works of the avant-garde, documentaries of all kinds, experimental animation, and foreign or independent features and shorts not in distribution in the United States.
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.The region 4 DVD set was released as a three-disc edition on January 8, 2009 and, unlike the previous season release, featured all special features.^ DVD includes three feature-length programs: "My happiest years"; "The great director", and "Hidden treasures."
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^ Special features (Disc 1): Commentary by Leonard Maltin; "Leonard Maltin's studio tour"; Behind the boards on Baby Weems; The reluctant dragon gallery; Walt Disney Studios gallery.
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^ Special features: Film trailers as tributes to three of the most influential and legendary Latino forces in Hollywood history: Anthony Quinn, Rita Hayworth, Rita Moreno.
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.The region 2 DVD set was released on May 25, 2009 and includes special features.^ DVD includes three feature-length programs: "My happiest years"; "The great director", and "Hidden treasures."
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^ Special features include a rare 17 minute interview with the famed composer speaking about his career and his method of working.
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^ Essay on the making of the Mutuals by Sam Gill Special feature accompanying the DVD The Chaplin mutuals.
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Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.30 Rock (2006–) is a primetime sitcom about a sketch comedy show originally called The Girlie Show and its head writer Liz Lemon.^ Download 30 Rock TV Show .
  • Download 30 Rock Episodes - Watch Full TV Show Online 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC 30rock.otavo.tv [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ ROCK centers on Liz Lemon, head writer of the fictional comedy-ensemble series "The Girlie Show."
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

^ More about 30 Rock .
  • 30 Rock | TV Series Finale 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC tvseriesfinale.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Although much of the series is written by head writer Tina Fey, a lot of material is ad-libbed by the actors.^ Tina Fey & Baldwin, not so much.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Although much of the series is written by head writer Tina Fey, a lot of material is ad-libbed by the actors.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tina Fey: In the series regulars and stuff?
  • Interview: Tina Fey Talks About 30 Rock (Part 1) 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC cinemablend.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Contents

Season 1

Pilot [1.1]

.Jack: [to Liz] I like you.^ You Have Indecent Mail by Mindy35 reviews Jack/Liz.
  • 30 Rock FanFiction Archive - FanFiction.Net 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.fanfiction.net [Source type: General]

^ Jack Donaghy [ read more ] $25.00 30 Rock Jack ''Boldness'' Quote T-shirt From 30 Rock Season 1, Pilot Episode: ''I like you.
  • 30 Rock Quotes - Official NBC Universal Store 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.nbcuniversalstore.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You have the boldness of a much younger woman.^ "You have the boldness of a much younger woman."
  • This Is the Funny One - WSJ.com 16 September 2009 22:022 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

^ You have the boldness of a much younger woman."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack to Liz - "I like you, you have the boldness of a much younger woman..."
  • Your next box set: 30 Rock | Television & radio | The Guardian 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: General]


.Tracy: Yeah yeah yeah, I like risky.^ Tracy : Yeah yeah yeah, I like risky.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.See, me and you, we play the game.^ See, me and you, we play the game.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Play the all-new 30 Rock quotes game to see how well you know the show!
  • 30 Rock Comedy TV Show - Videos, Photos, Episode Recaps, Bios & Exclusives, Games & Downloads | NBC Official Site 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC poker.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to vote you could play three games of pool?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We know how to be acceptable. Hello great meeting, I drink coffee please. .This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail.^ This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The worst stereotype in the premiere was Jordan, a thugged-out black male who dragged his posse to a fried chicken joint, claimed to “hate skinny women,” and spouted wisdom such as, “This show is our chance to break [the white man’s] shackles.” Morgan is fine, but the shtick isn’t funny.
  • 30 Rock: Series Premiere < Reviews | PopMatters 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.popmatters.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: What white dudes?^ Liz : What white dudes?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tracy: All of 'em.^ Tracy : All of 'em.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jack Donaghy. General Electric. George Bush. Karl Robe.
.Liz: Karl Robe, you say?^ Liz : Karl Robe, you say?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you say Karl Robe , Liz wants to know?
  • This Is the Funny One - WSJ.com 16 September 2009 22:022 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

^ Liz : So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.^ Tracy : Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This could be a good way for Tracy Jordan to get back into action flicks.
  • 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski Is Dating Marc Singer 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.yourtango.com [Source type: General]

That's a metaphor.
Liz: Sure.

The Aftermath [1.2]

[Jenna and Liz are discussing actor Tracy Jordan.]
Liz: How you doin'?
.Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy.^ Jenna : There is no way that I am working with that guy.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There's no way to even begin to discriminate.

^ I'm no longer the hillclimbguy, just a guy in the way.
  • Southern California Rock Monster's Desert Ride Report! (Pic Heavy) - ThumperTalk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.thumpertalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia?^ Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia ?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Women get creeped out once they know that you love them more than they love you, so you have to play hard-to-get too, but to get 'em...
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I wanted to keep it light, but just remember that line, and I guarantee she'll smile and once you get to a woman, see the way to a woman's heart is through her funny-bone.
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Liz: Yeah.
.Jenna: And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson's roof?^ Jenna : And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson 's roof?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: Yeah, Tracy has mental health issues.^ Liz : Yeah, Tracy has mental health issues.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jenna: He bit Dakota Fanning on the face.^ Jenna : He bit Dakota Fanning on the face.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: When you hear his version, she was kinda askin' for it.^ Liz : When you hear his version, she was kinda askin' for it.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ As Liz would like to reassure them, and this drags on the supposedly bad taste of their colleagues, Jenna Stage Micro is still on, so that you can hear the whole team.
  • ‘Humor Is Not at All Clear’: Germany Explains ‘30 Rock’ to Television Viewers - ArtsBeat Blog - NYTimes.com 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.^ How the heck are you doing it?
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tracy : So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy's Love Advice Tracy tells you how to really impress a woman.
  • 30 Rock Comedy TV Show - Videos, Photos, Episode Recaps, Bios & Exclusives, Games & Downloads | NBC Official Site 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC poker.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Toofer: I'm doing good.^ Toofer : I'm doing good.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tracy: Nah-uh.^ Tracy : Nah-uh.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Superman does good; you're doing well.^ Superman does good; you're doing well.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Does he know you're the Beeper King?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ GLOVER: Well, just like the joking about how, you know - I mean, like, just the major joke of just, like, how they're owned by the Sheinhardt Wig Corporation.
  • '30 Rock' Ex-Writer On NBC Sale To Comcast : NPR 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.npr.org [Source type: General]

.You need to study your grammar, son.^ You need to study your grammar, son.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Posted by Mr C October 11, 2006 I love your show.If you need an aditional writer check out the Dahl kid on Class .
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do you really feel his opinions need to be appended by your own?
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Tracy leaves the room.]
.Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.^ Frank : [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Blind Date [1.3]

.Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?^ LIZ: Why are you wearing a tux?
  • Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments - The Daily Beast 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.thedailybeast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I understand the position you was in, and why you did what you did.
  • 30 Rock - Salon.com 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.salon.com [Source type: General]

^ Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kenneth: Why? .Because I believe life is for the living.^ "I believe life is for the living.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because I believe life is for the living.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ People felt as though, because of where they lived, or what their social class was, that they were destined to have a certain kind of life.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew.^ Greenzo : You ever take off yours?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Will you take it off now, please?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.^ And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When her date turns out to be a woman, Liz is quite confused about how other people see her.
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]


.Liz: [about Kenneth] Well, it was nice of you to let him keep his job.^ Do you mean him and Liz?
  • 30 Rock « uberVU Search 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.ubervu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Liz: Well I don't care about that.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And, while Kenneth treats Tracy honestly, it turns out that other members of Tracy's entourage have let him win computer and basketball games and even laugh about his jokes, when they are not funny, just to please him.
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

.Jack: The Italians have a saying, Lemon.^ Jack : The Italians have a saying, Lemon.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

."Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."^ "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.^ And although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Why won't they put me on the Jumbotron, I've been doing cool stuff all game."
  • What's Alan Watching?: 30 Rock, "Klaus and Greta" & "Black Light Attack!": A fish called Jenna 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

.In five years we'll all either be working for him...^ Jack: (on Kenneth) In five years, we'll either all be working for him...or dead by his hand.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Remember from one of the first episodes: in five years, we'll all either be working for Kenneth...
  • What's Alan Watching?: 30 Rock, "The Problem Solvers": She's the one 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In five years we'll all either be working for him...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Kenneth happily bikes away] or be dead by his hand.^ [Kenneth happily bikes away] or be dead by his hand.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack: (on Kenneth) In five years, we'll either all be working for him...or dead by his hand.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jack the Writer [1.4]

.Tracy: But I want you to know something...^ Tracy : You know it.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : But I want you to know something...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm Tracy Morgan, you know!
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street.^ All you've got to do is look at her in a way that doesn't creep her out, but make her feel like she's the only one in the fuckin' room.
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gonna check out the episode as it is one of my favorite shows, and a little humor, well, it goes a long way.
  • '30 Rock': Don't let the bed bugs bite! | Show Tracker | Los Angeles Times 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But hey at that point you got to release it one way or the other.
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets.^ DR. SPACEMAN: Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street.
  • Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments - The Daily Beast 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.thedailybeast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Not between people, and not while I'm driving.^ Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kenneth: Oh, okay.^ Kenneth : Oh, okay.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.^ Tracy : So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Live every week like it's shark week.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack: "Lemon, women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo then get married."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Tracy: Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.^ Tracy you're awesome!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tracy : Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're going down.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jack-Tor [1.5]

.Pete: So, first you thought he was illiterate and now you think he's lazy?^ Pete : So, first you thought he was illiterate and now you think he's lazy?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And when you look at all the insane shit that’s on the internet, all of the porn, it makes you think that someone just had to invent that now for the internet.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And even if we wrote with someone in mind, we sort of wrote the part first and then went to the person, which I think is good because then you - its coming organically from the stories and from the world that youre in.
  • Interview: Tina Fey Talks About 30 Rock (Part 1) 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC cinemablend.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Liz, you are racist.
.Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama.^ Liz : No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
  • 30 Rock - TV Fanatic 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ On the action goes as Tracy drags the desperate Liz -- the show is supposed to open that night -- to his favorite strip club.
  • This Is the Funny One - WSJ.com 16 September 2009 22:022 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]


[Jack in an internal GE training video being shown to the writers.]
.Jack: All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or "POS-MENS" of GE products into your program.^ Jack joins the writing staff during a...
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

^ If you encounter any problems with the registration process or logging into your account, please visit our 24/7 help section .
  • Southern California Rock Monster's Desert Ride Report! (Pic Heavy) - ThumperTalk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.thumpertalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Watch your favorite NBC show on your TV, launch the tvChatter app on your device, choose the show from the social program guide, and enjoy the real time streaming commentary text.
  • The Music of 30 Rock - NBC 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC boards.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • 30 Rock 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • 30 Rock: Josh - Shared Habits 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • 30 Rock 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC blogs.nbcuni.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects.^ For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm with you - one of the best episodes yet.
  • Televisionary: Cougars and Bad News Bears on "30 Rock" 16 September 2009 22:022 UTC www.televisionaryblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Metacritic gave the pilot episode a Metascore—a weighted average based on the impressions of a select thirty-one critical reviews—of 67 out of 100.
  • Boston University School of Theology 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC sthweb.bu.edu [Source type: General]

Jack Meets Dennis [1.6]

.Jack: That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.^ Jack: You've seen it?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dennis: That douchebag up front made me wear it.
.Jack: Does he know you're the Beeper King?^ Jack : Does he know you're the Beeper King?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You’re wrong,” Jack says.
  • ‘30 Rock’ turns Stone Mountain into hicktown USA | Radio & TV Talk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blogs.ajc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ YES HE WAS SO GOOD does anyone know if they're planning to keep the danny character permanently?
  • ohnotheydidnt: Who's Returning to 30 Rock? 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC community.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Dennis: I don't think so.^ Dennis : I don't think so.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.^ Liz : This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dennis: Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. .It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.^ It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: No rat talk tonight, okay.^ Liz : No rat talk tonight, okay.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dennis: [to Jack] You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan.^ Dennis : [to Jack] You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, you know, you got that there.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?^ You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You must wonder: at some point, won't voters finally get bored with it winning every year, rebel and pick something else?
  • Finally! 30 Rock Porn: VIDEO - Tina Fey Gossip 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC celebrifi.com [Source type: General]

^ And its intelligent, you know, even Earl which is about these kind of trashy, dumb dirt bags is the jokes on that show are really smart and funny.
  • Interview: Tina Fey Talks About 30 Rock (Part 1) 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC cinemablend.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: I think I read about that in The New Yorker.^ Even after a cardiac episode, all Jack thinks about is wo ...
  • 30 Rock Television show - 30 Rock TV Show - Yahoo! TV 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • 30 Rock Television show - 30 Rock TV Show - Yahoo! TV 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC ca.tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Jack finds out that Devon is gay and has a thing for Kenneth, he tries to make Kenneth to hang out with Devon to get informations about his ideas for new shows.
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

^ Jack : I think I read about that in The New Yorker .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[pause] Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal.^ Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Check the box, enter your email above, then click Submit, and we'll email you a link to change your password.
  • Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments - The Daily Beast 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.thedailybeast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.^ I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You both made a GREAT Choice!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've read a few of the posts you've made on a Sebastian Bach thread now and I have to ask........would your surname be Solinger by any chance?
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Tracy: I need to protect my reputation.^ Tracy : I need to protect my reputation.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.^ You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'd take you - but it would be more impressive telling my friends the other way around.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That does not take away from the fact that my interest in Tennis has diminished considerably.
  • Rock's Sportswriter Profile | Bleacher Report 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC bleacherreport.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: Nuh-uh.^ Liz : Nuh-uh.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Wayne Brady has three Emmys.^ Wayne Brady has three Emmys.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You have a People's Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady.^ You have a People's Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ People's Choice Awards .

Tracy Does Conan [1.7]

.Jack: Conan, Tracy’s really excited to be back on your show.^ So excited to see your show.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : Conan, Tracy’s really excited to be back on your show.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Conan: I don’t know.^ Conan : I don’t know.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Conan: I don't know.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me.^ He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ People Who Like 30 Rock .
  • 30 Rock - 30 Rock, other : Like Me 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.likeme.net [Source type: General]

^ He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: Well, Tracy’s feeling a lot better now.^ Jack: Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : Well, Tracy’s feeling a lot better now.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack/CC, Jack/Jonathan, Tracy/Kenneth's bromance *hardcore* Favorite Moment: right now?

.He’s under a doctor’s care.^ He's under a doctor's care.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He’s under a doctor’s care.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Conan: That’s what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.^ Conan : That’s what they said about Hasselhoff , then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Conan: That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It's not nearly as prestigious as they make it out to be.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: Conan, this is important to me.^ Jack: Conan, this is important to me.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : Conan, this is important to me.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.^ So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Conan: What’s the hard way?^ Conan: What's the hard way?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.^ Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Comedy/Variety special Saturday Night Live: 25th Anniversary Special Won .

^ Favorite Ships: Jack/Liz Favorite Moment: "YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!" and basically, every moment ever, not even kidding.

.Conan: Tell Tracy I’ll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.^ Conan : Tell Tracy I’ll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "I'll tell you why.
  • Celebrities, Gossip, and Celeb News - E! Online Canada 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC ca.eonline.com [Source type: General]

^ Conan: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: Back at you, Red.^ Jack : Back at you, Red.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack: Back at you, red.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?^ LIZ: Why are you wearing a tux?
  • Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments - The Daily Beast 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.thedailybeast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Liz : Why are you wearing a tux?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

The Break-Up [1.8]

[Man walks up to Liz at the bar]
.Gentleman:Excuse me, is this seat taken?^ [Man walks up to Liz at the bar] Gentleman :Excuse me, is this seat taken?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: [sighs] Really, dude?^ Liz : [sighs] Really, dude?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I got to move my coat?^ I got to move my coat?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.There are like four empty seats over there - can't you just be cool?^ There are like four empty seats over there - can't you just be cool?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Posted by Hammer October 11, 2006 Close...needs more of the dry Tina Fey we like so much...little smarter and you're there....
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Next thing you know, you'll be saying that "Strange Brew" is just like "Hamlet".
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Man leaves]
.Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!^ [Man leaves] Jenna : That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Jenna: "That guy wanted to buy you a drink!"
  • Your next box set: 30 Rock | Television & radio | The Guardian 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: General]

^ Uh, your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. .Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?^ Well, I already have a drink, do you think he'd buy me some mozzarella sticks?

^ Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Dennis: [Reading from a letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart.^ But when you write them a letter, they have to read that letter.
  • 30 Rock - Salon.com 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.salon.com [Source type: General]

^ Rock Sexual Harassment Quiz See how well you stand up to corporate policy (hopefully better than Liz Lemon!
  • TV Network for Primetime, Daytime and Late Night Television Shows - NBC Official Site 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC 30rock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It turns out the man is none other than Liz's ex-flame Dennis (Dean Winters), who tries to win back her heart.
  • 30 Rock: Seasons 1-3 - 11/24/2009 - HitFix.com 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.hitfix.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo.^ Yeah, I saw the show last night.
  • NBC’s ‘30 Rock’ visits ‘Stone Mountain’ tonight | Radio & TV Talk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blogs.ajc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Form your own band, create and customize your rocker, and get ready to go for the top as you rise to international fame.
  • Rock Band for Xbox 360 - News, Reviews, Previews, Trailers, Screenshots & Cheats - G4tv.com 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC g4tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Posted by Brooke October 11, 2006 Tina, I like the show so far but I wanted to thank you for going to Ronald McDonald House and performing for the kids last year.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever.^ And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.^ You get to choose any living director.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ To the extent that there is a conflict between this Agreement and the specific Rules for the activity in which you choose to participate, the Rules shall govern.
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • 30 Rock - Jenna Hates the Troops | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

.So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone.^ So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Conan : Tell Tracy I’ll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Conan: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I officially renounce my squatter’s rights.^ I officially renounce my squatter’s rights.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Goodbye and good luck.^ Goodbye and good luck.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'll never forget you.^ I'll never forget you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It'll never be the same without you.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.
  • 30 Rock - The Remote Island 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.nerve.com [Source type: General]

The Baby Show [1.9]

.Liz: What's going on, business got ya down?^ Liz : What's going on, business got ya down?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: Business doesn't get me down, business gets me off.^ Jack : Business doesn't get me down, business gets me off.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do SOMETHING , but stop jacking off and putting down guys like Bach & AXL...
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lauren Michelle Hill gets down to business in the latest installment of Playmate Show...
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • 30 Rock - Jenna Hates the Troops | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]


Tracy: This is untoward! This is not toward!

The Rural Juror [1.10]

.Jenna: Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View.^ Jenna : Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, I am totally gay and the only time I've been around Grey's Anatomy is when I visit my mom (She's super into it) and I always pass out from boredom.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They’ve been making a LOT of references to NYU recently in some of their one-liners, which is his alma mater, so maybe they just miss him.
  • ‘30 Rock’ turns Stone Mountain into hicktown USA | Radio & TV Talk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blogs.ajc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Pete: Oh, Jenna, that's great. .For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.^ Thank you for your time .
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Uh, your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jenna: Yeah, I know!^ Jenna : Yeah, I know!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tracy: So GE will produce the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?^ Rock: "The Rural Juror" Review - January 12, 2007 Liz and Jenna's friendship gets a backstory, while Tracy endorses the Meat Machine.
  • IGN: 30 Rock 16 September 2009 22:022 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: Oh no, no.^ Jack : Oh no, no.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Jack, who has traded jobs with Kenneth, has bought Josh the wrong salad] Josh : Oh, no!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack Donaghy: Oh, ho ho, no you're not.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

GE could never make something so... unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. .[Jack rolls down a complex organizational chart] You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stamford which is a majority shareholder of Pokerfastlane.com which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company which owns NBC outright.^ Good to see you Jack!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Geiss turns the ideas down, Tracy plans to shoot an own "Jefferson" promotion on his own to convince Geiss that the movie is a great idea.
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

^ But great to see they got smart and gave you your own show!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works which owns the AHP Chanagi Party Meats company of Pyongyang, North Korea, and they will make the Meat Machine.^ It also covers the work of indigenous Papua New Guinea filmmakers and their own experience making sense of film and culture.
  • Film and Television History: Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

^ In art, you take examples from other peoples work and make them your own.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They could make their ownership of NBC a little less obvious.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The Head and the Hair [1.11]

Jack: I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day." Once a year all the senior V.P.s spend one day doing the job of one of our lowest level employees. .This year I'll be a page for a day and you'll be my boss.^ This year I'll be a page for a day and you'll be my boss.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I had such a terrible crush on you my freshman year of college...
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm a huge fan and I miss you so much on SNL (especially during Update) but it's great that you'll be on my TV every Wednesday night.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kenneth: Thank you, sir!^ Kenneth : Thank you, sir!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenneth : Oh, sir, before Ms. Lemon left I promised her I wouldn't let you start any adventures.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jenna : Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works.^ Jack Donaghy: That's not how it works, Tracy.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The program explains the motivation behind the film and contains illumination of Tarkovskij's working methods and style and how he overcame various technical problems during the film-making.
  • Film and Television History: Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

^ Jack : I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day."
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.^ I could go on, but you don't want me to.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We get up nice and early to get ready for our \r\n \r\nWith W2R, you can subscribe to your favorite riding areas.
  • Southern California Rock Monster's Desert Ride Report! (Pic Heavy) - ThumperTalk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.thumpertalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ After the break at the cabin up top, some lunch, and a good safety \r\n \r\nWith W2R, you can subscribe to your favorite riding areas.
  • Southern California Rock Monster's Desert Ride Report! (Pic Heavy) - ThumperTalk 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.thumpertalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Jack, who has traded jobs with Kenneth, has bought Josh the wrong salad]
.Josh: Oh, no!^ [Jack, who has traded jobs with Kenneth, has bought Josh the wrong salad] Josh : Oh, no!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dude, is this spinach?
Jack: Yes. .You asked for [pulls out a sheet of paper] one spinach salad.^ You asked for [pulls out a sheet of paper] one spinach salad.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ All you've got to do is look at her in a way that doesn't creep her out, but make her feel like she's the only one in the fuckin' room.
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Even though I am doing another record, but it's so cool to be in control of your music and be able to just get it out without asking anybody, you know what I mean?!
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: Actually, I wanted the stuff that comes on the spinach salad, but I wanted it with romaine.^ Josh : Actually, I wanted the stuff that comes on the spinach salad, but I wanted it with romaine.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: Should I take it back?^ Jack : Should I take it back?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack agrees to take her back and teach her to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right?^ Josh : I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you mean the stuff right at the end that sounds like a brass section then goes to piano?
  • The Music of 30 Rock - NBC 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC boards.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jack: That is correct.
.Josh: [angrily] Well, then, yeah, genius, get me a new salad.^ Josh : [angrily] Well, then, yeah, genius, get me a new salad.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Or, get me a time machine so I can go back and smack your mom for smoking crack while she was pregnant!^ Or, get me a time machine so I can go back and smack your mom for smoking crack while she was pregnant!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, now if I feel differently in two years, I might go back and feel really weird [laughs] about my perspective on life at the time I was writing it.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[to Kenneth, who is standing in the doorway] Too much?^ Kenneth, who is standing in the doorway] Too much?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kenneth: No, that's usually how it goes.

Black Tie [1.12]

.Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?^ Liz : You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rock Sexual Harassment Quiz See how well you stand up to corporate policy (hopefully better than Liz Lemon!
  • TV Network for Primetime, Daytime and Late Night Television Shows - NBC Official Site 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC 30rock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz!^ Q: You're probably right.
  • Brad Balfour: Q&A: Comic Tracy Morgan Empowers His Inner Guinea Pig To Join G-Force 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Oh, and you're beautiful!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're right!
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I should go for it!
.Liz: You're not even listening, are you?^ Liz : You're not even listening, are you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : You’re breaking union rules.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Poop. Monkey butt.
.Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.^ Jenna : No, you're a good friend and thank you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Although im sad you're no longer on SNL, im sooo happy that you have your own show!!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Superman does good; you're doing well.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you.^ Jack : Lemon, I want to thank you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : Jack, I want you to pay close attention to the following over-the-top eye roll.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.^ For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gotta wonder how long this lineup could last, even if successful, given that NBC want to put reality shows on at 8 in the future.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Not since Arrested Development, and maybe not even then, has a show's quick one-liners ingrained itself into my lexicon so quickly, so voraciously.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: I'm twelve years younger than you.^ Liz : I'm twelve years younger than you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rock Sexual Harassment Quiz See how well you stand up to corporate policy (hopefully better than Liz Lemon!
  • TV Network for Primetime, Daytime and Late Night Television Shows - NBC Official Site 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC 30rock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dennis : [Reading from a letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: A woman your age then.^ Jack: "Lemon, women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo then get married."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ P.S. Liked the line about "a woman half your age".
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Up All Night [1.13]

.Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.^ Jack : Back at you, Red.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Lemon, I want to thank you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Bianca: Fine.
.Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.^ Jack : I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Lemon, I want to thank you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Bianca: Fine.
.Jack: I want all of our love letters.^ Jack : I want all of our love letters.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I want all of your parents' love letters.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day."
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Bianca: [laughing] Fine.^ Bianca : [laughing] Fine.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.^ Jack : I want all of our love letters.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I want all of your parents' love letters.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or "POS-MENS" of GE products into your program.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.
.Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.^ Bianca : Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!"

^ "Damn it, Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!"
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.^ Josh : Cerie said she would do it with you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now, if [that company] came to me now, and said we want to pay you money retrospectively for this, I would be like, “Sure.” Why wouldn’t I do that?
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But if they came to me and said, “We’ll pay you $25,000 to prominently mention [our soda] in your next book,” I would never do it.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.^ Kenneth : Well that just makes me perspire.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The C Word [1.14]

.Jack: I've asked Tracy to join me at G.E. Golf tournament in Connecticut.^ Favorite Moment: The Jack-Tracy therapy scene will always be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

^ Jack : I've asked Tracy to join me at G.E. Golf tournament in Connecticut.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I’ve compared the two characters on this level, but I believe Tracy Morgan is playing a “stereotype” of himself, and Jack McBrayer’s character is different.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: Was Courtney Love not available?^ Liz : Was Courtney Love not available?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tracy: Damn straight.^ Tracy : Damn straight.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm delightful.

Hard Ball [1.15]

.Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.^ Dot Com : Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Favorite Supporting Character: Kenneth Favorite Character That Don’t Get Enough Love: I don't how much love they get, but Dot Com and Grizz.

.Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before.^ Kenneth : Oh, I've had this conversation before.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenneth : Oh, sir, before Ms. Lemon left I promised her I wouldn't let you start any adventures.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're marrying my mom, aren't you?^ You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're ruining my life!"
  • What's Alan Watching?: 30 Rock, "The Problem Solvers": She's the one 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're ruining my life, I love 30 Rock.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?^ Jenna : Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This second segment focuses on riveting battle footage as the war accelerates, while veterans recount poignant tales of frontline terror and bonds of friendship that survive today.
  • Popular Culture: Videotapes in the Media Resources Center UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

^ The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama , and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.

The Source Awards [1.16]

.Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family.^ Greenzo : You ever take off yours?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : And shalamzazam to you too, my sister.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I don't want my kids to have to go to college.^ I don't want my kids to have to go to college.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I could go on, but you don't want me to.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Bonus points to socalledonlycousins for "If Alec Baldwin is wrong, I don't want to be right" which actually make me snort coffee up my nose.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Liz: I truly don't like you as a person.^ Liz : I truly don't like you as a person.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[inspirational music starts playing] Can't one human being not like another human being?^ NBC got really lazy on this one, as Jane Krakowski looks like the human version of the beloved Muppet.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Can't we all just not get along?^ Can't we all just not get along?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Steven: Liz, I wish it could be like that...^ Steven : Liz, I wish it could be like that...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

and maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.
.Liz: So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.^ You say all this like it's a problem.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Posted by Hammer October 11, 2006 Close...needs more of the dry Tina Fey we like so much...little smarter and you're there....
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If, say you watch when Monica Seles got stabbed playing tennis, [laughs] the reaction of that crowd was not like a conditioned response.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Steven: No, no, no, no, no. .[music stops] Some women are gay.^ Some women are gay.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Fighting Irish [1.17]

.Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?^ Tracy : So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In the series, Fey portrays Liz Lemon , the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan , a fictional sketch comedy series.

.Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.^ Liz : I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When asked about her religious affiliation Liz Lemon replies "I just do whatever Oprah tells me."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're pretty much a moron for not recognizing that what they're doing is not just product placement, but a light jab at the people that are giving them their jobs.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Tracy: I believe that the moon does not exist.^ Tracy : I believe that the moon does not exist.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it.^ I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy: "I believe vampires are the best golfers in the world and that their curse is that they'll never get to show it!"
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.^ I believe there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.

^ I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Wait...what was the question?

Fireworks [1.18]

Kenneth: So Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
.Jack: I heard you were talking to my colleague Devon Banks.^ Favorite Episode: Jack-Tor, Greenzo, The Head & The Hair, Succession Favorite Quote: "I tried to call you, but not on your phone - so you may not have heard me."

.Did he tell you why he was in New York?^ I understand the position you was in, and why you did what you did.
  • 30 Rock - Salon.com 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.salon.com [Source type: General]

^ Did he tell you why he was in New York?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy Jordan: Hey, did you hear the good news, J.D.?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.^ Kenneth : No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He is my uncle and he was just visiting us this weekend and we talked about the show.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Somebody was just talking to me recently about the show Survivor , and one of things I really like about Survivor is that at the end of the show, when somebody gets voted off, they really have been blindsided.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas.^ Jack : You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Look, you should know that I'm doing this for a woman.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You know he started off as page just like you.^ You know he started off as page just like you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just need to know...because that was fucking brilliant, "I think he's trying to vink at you."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Next thing you know, you'll be saying that "Strange Brew" is just like "Hamlet".
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kenneth: Really? So did I!
.Jack: You say the right things, ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open some doors for you.^ Jack asks Liz to accompany him to a...
  • Download 30 Rock from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC movieberry.com [Source type: General]

^ Look, you are intelligent- the door is open for you.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So did I! Jack : You say the right things, ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open some doors for you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kenneth: Ok. What kinds of questions?
.Jack: I'll write them down for you.^ Jack : I'll write them down for you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or "POS-MENS" of GE products into your program.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You call him and tell him you have two tickets for A Chorus Line for tonight.^ You call him and tell him you have two tickets for A Chorus Line for tonight.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's strictly the kind of space-filling bullshit you tell your boss at a meeting to make him think you're working harder than you are.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Conan : Tell Tracy I’ll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?^ Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer ?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Jack: Devon, what can I do for you?^ Jack : Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Devon, what can I do for you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Devon: I think we're way past that Jack.^ Jack: Lemon I’m impressed, you’re starting to think like a businessman.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Let's be honest with each other.^ Let's be honest with each other.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'll go first.^ I'll go first.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm gay and I want your job.^ I'm gay and I want your job.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : I don't want to hear about your job, Dennis.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind.^ Jack : Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I heard you were talking to my colleague Devon Banks.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate , Are You Stronger Than A Dog , MILF Island .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm not afraid of you.
Devon: Yeah? Well you should be.
.Jack: Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.^ Jack : Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You simply just pointed out and described in detail the many comedic archetypes and how they are used in both shows.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I just hope that you can see how that note could be taken as superfluous and bit pompous.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Devon: Yeah, let's...^ Devon : Yeah, let's...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Oh, by the way, little slim-waisted birdie in a page jacket told me you got nothing! .You're going down.^ Jack: Well, you're going to be sharing the stage with NAS...
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Not what you're going to say, not finding the perfect mannerisms or tics for your character, not what you're going to eat later.

Jack: No, Devon. I don't do that.

Corporate Crush [1.19]

[Liz enters a room and stands behind Jack]
Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
.Liz: How do you do that without turning around?^ Liz : How you doin'?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : How do you do that without turning around?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but...^ Jack : To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How did you get your first writing job?
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do you honestly think they casted these people due to the fact that they share a couple mannerisms?
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

here we are.

.Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.^ Jack : I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's strictly the kind of space-filling bullshit you tell your boss at a meeting to make him think you're working harder than you are.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cleveland [1.20]

.Phoebe: You know how John Lennon was better than all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko?^ Phoebe : You know how John Lennon was better than all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko ?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate , Are You Stronger Than A Dog , MILF Island .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Well I'm gonna be Jack's Yoko!^ Well I'm gonna be Jack's Yoko!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: You want to be Yoko?!^ Liz : You want to be Yoko?!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : Jack, I want you to pay close attention to the following over-the-top eye roll.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Floyd: If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.^ Floyd : If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Hiatus [1.21]

.Colleen: [referring to Phoebe] All right, scout's honor, what do you think of her?^ Colleen : [referring to Phoebe] All right, scout's honor, what do you think of her?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And when you look at all the insane shit that’s on the internet, all of the porn, it makes you think that someone just had to invent that now for the internet.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This is really excellent--you're right on the money with all of this stuff.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Jack gives Liz a look]
.Liz: She's very well-read...^ You seem to be a very intelligent and well read interviewer, but in terms of journalism, this piece makes you seem pompous.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

and she's very stylish, don't you think? .And you know the most important thing is she makes Jack very happy.^ And you know the most important thing is she makes Jack very happy.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenneth : Mr. Donaghy, I know you said only interrupt you if was very important, but Tishonda from Time Warner Cable is on the phone, and she's offering three free months of Showtime, but we have to act now!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Thank you Beckyloo, and all the posters, for this on a very hungover Friday morning it almost makes the prospect of going to work barable.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

She's like a... white geisha.

Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ...And she loves him! ...But not in a queer way!

Season 2

Seinfeld Vision [2.1]

.Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.^ America's Next Top Model 13 .
  • 30 ROCK - Parents Television Council Family TV Guide Show Page 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.parentstv.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The show is a hit in my book.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've been waiting for this show all summer!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: MILF Island?^ Liz : MILF Island ?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.
.Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?^ Oh man...I literally fell out of the chair with that one.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They authentically thought that they knew what was going on, and it turns out they didn’t.
  • The Chuck Klosterman Interview Part 2: 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Office, Arrested Development, and Why Movies and TV Have Made Us Less Human | /Film 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

.Liz: Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?...Oh, he's in the shower...I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you?...And your weight?...And when was the last time you had intercourse?...Who is this?^ Playmate Nicole Narain shows you how to get in your girl's good graces for Valentine's...
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ We suggest that you take some of the following actions which may help to clean your computer and which could prevent future installations of Malware.
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ Liz : I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Who is you? I is your worst nightmare, is who I is.

Jack Gets in the Game [2.2]

.Tracy: Oh check this out!^ Tracy : Oh check this out!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : [jumps out from around the corner] OR AM I? Liz : Oh God, this dream again.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.My key to the city of Gary, Indiana.^ My key to the city of Gary, Indiana .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mmmm, look at this! My gold record from my novelty party song!
["Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" Music video]
.Tracy: [Singing, dressed up as a werewolf] Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary.^ I couldn't stop singing "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" for a month.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tracy Morgan's "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" uncut ".
  • Boston University School of Theology 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC sthweb.bu.edu [Source type: General]

^ "Werewolf bar mitzvah, very spooky / boys becoming men / men becoming wolves."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.^ Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kenneth: I like your top.^ Kenneth : I like your top.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm a real good sex person.^ I'm a real good sex person.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenneth: "I'm a real good sex person.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I do it all the different ways.^ I do it all the different ways.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I do it all the different ways."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And the follow-up to Kenneth's, "I do it all the different ways": "I will come over.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Angie: Uh-huh.^ Angie : Uh-huh.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Well, I don't have a husband any more, so...^ Well, I don't have a husband any more, so...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

you can come over anytime.
Kenneth: Oh, I will! .I'll come over at night.^ I'll come over at night .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll come over at night ."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The Collection [2.3]

Tracy: I'm whipped! .Angie got me up at 7:30 today.^ Angie got me up at 7:30 today.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything.^ Thank you Beckyloo, and all the posters, for this on a very hungover Friday morning it almost makes the prospect of going to work barable.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Liz: (upon being found wearing a wearing a wedding dress despite not getting married any time soon) You know, in Korea they wear white to funerals!
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It's pretty good.

Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. .You're beginning to think like a businessman.^ I think you're hot.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Eddie thinks you're hot...
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack: Lemon I’m impressed, you’re starting to think like a businessman.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Liz: A businesswoman.
.Jack: I don't think that's a word.^ Jack : I don't think that's a word.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Rosemary's Baby [2.4]

.Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money?^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Put it into a 401(k)?^ Put it into a 401(k)?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.^ Liz : Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jack: What?! .Where do you invest your money, Lemon?^ You got too much time and money invested not too.
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Liz: I've got like twelve grand in checking.^ Liz : I've got like twelve grand in checking.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: Are you an immigrant?^ Jack : Are you an immigrant?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Liz: We can start our own network called BitchTV! Or the second idea we think of.^ Liz : We can start our own network called BitchTV! Or the second idea we think of.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Greenzo [2.5]

.Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing!^ Jack : Look how Greenzo's testing!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies.^ They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I love it when people who know what they're talking about get on Blabbermouth and speak their minds instead of those who just post to bitch.
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love the fact that Tina is getting every asswipe GE/NBC suit she ever had to take a meeting with on their own network and there's nothing they can do about.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gosh, we gotta update these forms.^ Gosh, we gotta update these forms.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Perhaps my fave so far: Jack "We have to update these forms!"
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Cerie is holding the refrigerator open]
.Greenzo: Here's a tip, Cerie.^ [Cerie is holding the refrigerator open] Greenzo : Here's a tip, Cerie.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. .You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin.^ You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pulls out a picture] This penguin!
[Cerie closes the door and leaves the scene]
.Frank: You ever take off that costume?^ Will you take it off now, please?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Greenzo: You ever take off yours?^ Greenzo : You ever take off yours?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Will you take it off now, please?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We suggest that you take some of the following actions which may help to clean your computer and which could prevent future installations of Malware.
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • 30 Rock - Jenna Hates the Troops | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

[Frank is silent] Greenzo, out. [leaves]
.Cerie: [visibly shaken] Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?^ Cerie : [visibly shaken] Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Somebody To Love [2.6]

.Jack: What are you doing in Harlem?^ Jack : What are you doing in Harlem?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : Look, you should know that I'm doing this for a woman.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.C.C.: Oh I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks.^ C.C. : Oh I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm helping Hillary retool her Universal Health care platform.^ I'm helping Hillary retool her Universal Health care platform.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jack: God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.^ Jack : God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such crazy things.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I want to kiss you on the mouth to keep you from saying such ridiculous things.
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.C.C.: I've been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together.^ C.C. : I've been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Lemon I've had a crazy night.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day."
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay.^ How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I must say you are my favorite person ever and i'm completely serious no matter how crazy i sound.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.How you made me that Western omelet at 4 AM. I've never met anyone like you, Jack.^ I've read a few of the posts you've made on a Sebastian Bach thread now and I have to ask........would your surname be Solinger by any chance?
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Marilyn Monroe was so terrible in 'Some Like It Hot,'" I thought, rubbing my hump, "and why Tina Fey never made anything of herself after...

^ How do you like writing for this instead of SNL? .
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: Be with me, C.C. We'll ignore our differences 'til the sex goes bad then...^ Jack : Be with me, C.C. We'll ignore our differences 'til the sex goes bad then...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

we'll walk away bitter and angry.
.C.C.: Nobody can know we're together.^ C.C. : Nobody can know we're together.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Not even your friend Tracy Jordan out there.^ Not even your friend Tracy Jordan out there.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Users will be able to submit skits for TGS with Tracy Jordan and act out skits from TGS .
  • Boston University School of Theology 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC sthweb.bu.edu [Source type: General]

^ Even though I am doing another record, but it's so cool to be in control of your music and be able to just get it out without asking anybody, you know what I mean?!
  • BLABBERMOUTH.NET - SEBASTIAN BACH: 'The Music Industry's So Screwed Up' 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.roadrunnerrecords.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.^ Don't you mean Tracy MORGAN???
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You think about that.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect!^ Tracy : Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon, have a little self respect!
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tracy : I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Don't you know you can fly?^ Not that you would, maybe you would, we don't know.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Don't you know the Postmaster General ?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Don't you know you can fly?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cougars [2.7]

.Liz: I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.^ Liz : I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jaime: I'm 20.
Liz: Oh boy. .This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.^ This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jaime: Are those friends of yours?

Jack: Lemon, what happened? .Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleep walk here?^ Jack: What did your mother mean when she said you were a beautiful genius, was she taunting you?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We suggest that you take some of the following actions which may help to clean your computer and which could prevent future installations of Malware.
  • 30 Rock - Jack's Uncanny Skills | SPIKE 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • 30 Rock - Jenna Hates the Troops | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ In art, you take examples from other peoples work and make them your own.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Secrets and Lies [2.8]

.Tracy: I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla.^ Tracy : I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.

.Jack: [about C.C.] She is my lover.^ Jack : [about C.C.] She is my lover.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That's right. .She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady.^ She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. .She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog.^ She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her.^ But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And I'm not going to hide it any longer. .I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it!^ I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And this is my woman.
[Others begin confessing their secrets.]
.Man #1: I gave to NPR last year.^ Man #1 : I gave to NPR last year.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Woman: My children go to public school.^ Woman : My children go to public school.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Man #2: I'm gay.
Man #3: I'm black.
.C.C.: Jack, thank you so much.^ C.C. : Jack, thank you so much.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Women can be funny and smart, thank you very much.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : Lemon, I want to thank you.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.^ And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tracy : But I want you to know something...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just need to know...because that was fucking brilliant, "I think he's trying to vink at you."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Man #1: I murdered my wife.^ Man #1 : I murdered my wife.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ludachristmas [2.9]

.Tracy: [regarding his ankle bracelet alcohol monitoring device] Maybe I’ll just compromise - go to the party, cut off my foot and drink all I want!^ That’s from the first season, an episode I wrote where Tracy is going on the Conan O’Brien show and he’s off his medication.
  • Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments - The Daily Beast 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC www.thedailybeast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Maybe now I'll have the guts to reveal that JAWS is really a total rip off of Henrik Ibsen's 'An Enemy of the People."
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ MY WISH FOR ALL OF YOU IS LUCK LUCK,,,,LOVE, LUCK AND SUCCESS......KEEP IT GOING. LOVE TO ALL OF YOU! ANGELA COLESANTI .
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jack: Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.^ Jack : Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Liz : No there’s no more Jack.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate , Are You Stronger Than A Dog , MILF Island .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Episode 210 [2.10]

.Kenneth: [about coffee] I love how it makes me feel.^ Kenneth : [about coffee] I love how it makes me feel.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Makes me feel a little awkward about having a crush on Liz Lemon now that I know she's based on a married, male frog...but that my issue to deal with.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tina, how do you feel about Studio 60?
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!^ It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Jack: The Founding Fathers never intended for the poor to live into their 40s.^ Jack : The Founding Fathers never intended for the poor to live into their 40s.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

MILF Island [2.11]

.Jack: The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room.^ Jack : The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jack : I feel like I'm back in that boiler room; making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.My only other classmate was named Gilly.^ My only other classmate was named Gilly.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.^ He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill.^ They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They describe his personality, working style, his studies and his becoming a director, early success and later difficulties finding work, and his work with film trade unions in the Franco era.
  • Film and Television History: Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

^ When black vets returned to the mills after WWII, they were stilllocked into the worst jobs with no rights to bid on better-paying, higher-skilled work.
  • African-American Studies Videotape and Audiocassette: Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

.Of course I overcame the stutter in three languages.^ Of course I overcame the stutter in three languages.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.On to Princeton, Harvard, the top of the business world.^ On to Princeton , Harvard , the top of the business world.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I thought I blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back emotions.
Liz: I'm so sorry.
.Jack: I feel like I'm back in that boiler room; making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner...^ Jack : I feel like I'm back in that boiler room; making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Makes me feel a little awkward about having a crush on Liz Lemon now that I know she's based on a married, male frog...but that my issue to deal with.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Posted by AFLORIDAFAN October 11, 2006 I feel like I can watch your show in the nude, you make me feel that comfortable.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jack: And Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.^ Jack : And Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Subway Hero [2.12]

Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican. We count those.

.Tracy: Black people--don't vote!^ Tracy : Black people--don't vote!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "I have been blessed with the opportunity to express the views of black people who otherwise don't have access to power and the media.
  • Film and Television History: Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 15 September 2009 4:47 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

.Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to vote you could play three games of pool?^ Do you know what time it is, I was sound asleep.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to vote you could play three games of pool?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ See, me and you, we play the game.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Three! Now that's fresh.

Succession [2.13]

.Liz: Hey, nerds!^ Liz : Hey, nerds!
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today?^ Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pointing both thumbs at herself] This moi.

.Jack: I just need him awake for a few minutes, can't you...^ I was just wondering if you need extras.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack : I just need him awake for a few minutes, can't you...
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just need to know...because that was fucking brilliant, "I think he's trying to vink at you."
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

inject something directly into his heart?
Dr. Spaceman: Oh, I'd like nothing better. .Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is.^ Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.See every human is different.^ See every human is different.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sandwich Day [2.14]

.Jack: I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea.^ Jack : I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea .
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Liz: WHERE’S MY SANDWICH?!!
.Tracy: Lutz made us do it.^ Tracy : Lutz made us do it.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Lutz: No, it was Frank.
.Kenneth: THAT’S IT! This is all my fault, Miss Lemon.^ Kenneth : Oh, Miss Lemon.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kenneth : THAT’S IT! This is all my fault, Miss Lemon.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Because I let it happen. .And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.^ And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Posted by cj October 11, 2006 The only thing good I can say about this show, Thank God it's only 30 minutes and not 60.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Big fan of yours Tina, hope nothing but good things to come!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tracy: Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth!!^ Tracy you ROCK my world 30*100.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tracy imparts more words of wisdom before sending Kenneth ...
  • 30 Rock Television show - 30 Rock TV Show - Yahoo! TV 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • 30 Rock Television show - 30 Rock TV Show - Yahoo! TV 19 January 2010 9:47 UTC ca.tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Liz: I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich.^ Don't you know you can fly?
  • 30 Rock | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Not that you would, maybe you would, we don't know.
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That is something, as a "comedy writer" you should know how to do.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Or I’m gonna cut your face up so bad, you’ll have a chin.^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Or I’m gonna cut your face up so bad, you’ll have a chin.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
  • 30 Rock: Hi... 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC blog.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

YOU’LL ALL HAVE CHINS!

Cooter [2.15]

.Jack: [as water pours from the ceiling] The ceiling appears to be leaking.^ Jack : [as water pours from the ceiling] The ceiling appears to be leaking.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cooter: No, it's not. We looked into it and it's not.

.Random Congressman at meeting: I can't support that.^ Random Congressman at meeting : I can't support that.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dam is a swear word. I'd support it if instead of dam we called it a 'god finger'.

Season 3

Do-Over [3.1]

.Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.^ Liz : I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.
  • 30 Rock - Wikiquote 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ BONUS: Finding out that Liz dated Conan, and apparently they were quite close, considering the awkwardness between them.
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Jack: That man can wear a sweater.

.Bev: What was your reason for wanting to adopt?^ Bev : What was your reason for wanting to adopt?
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.Liz: Thank you, for that question, Bev.^ Liz : Thank you, for that question, Bev.
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The world is a troubled place, and so many children in need of adoption worldwide...
Bev: Infertility? or Other.
Liz: Other.

Believe in the Stars [3.2]

.Kenneth: [Excited about cable TV] There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!^ Kenneth : [Excited about cable TV] There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
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^ When asked about her religious affiliation Liz Lemon replies "I just do whatever Oprah tells me."
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^ I'd take you - but it would be more impressive telling my friends the other way around.
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Jack: I know, Kenneth. It's okay.
Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy. ...Is .SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?^ Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?
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.Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.^ You're right!
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^ Jack : You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
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^ Jack : Does he know you're the Beeper King?
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Jeffrey: Okay, I'm Jeffrey. .I am a mediator, and you two are having a dispute.^ I am a mediator, and you two are having a dispute.
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Now why is that?
.Jenna: Because Tracy thinks he can treat me unfairly because I'm a woman.^ Jenna : Because Tracy thinks he can treat me unfairly because I'm a woman.
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Tracy: What? .Please, we are here because white folks think they can do whatever they want to do to black folks.^ In one episode, all three are wearing high black chucks because they are on the TV station basketball team and they are in uniform.

^ In 1931, two white women stepped from a boxcar in Paint Rock, Alabama to make a shocking accusation: they had been raped by nine black teenagers on a train.
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^ PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE CAREFULLY BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBE YOUR RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES .
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It's like when Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry at the Oscars! White people stole jazz, rock 'n roll, Will Smith, and heart disease! .Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.^ Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.
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^ Jack agrees to take her back and teach her to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
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^ But the internet is not infinite so I think it’s best I take my leave.
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The One with the Cast of Night Court [3.3]

.Liz: No, listen to me.^ Liz : No, listen to me.
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She's not fun, she's just crazy. .Like, grab-a-cop's-gun crazy.^ Like, grab-a-cop's-gun crazy.
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.Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity, I'm going to go with Claire on this one.^ Thank you Beckyloo, and all the posters, for this on a very hungover Friday morning it almost makes the prospect of going to work barable.
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^ Jack: "Lemon, women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo then get married."
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^ Jack: Well, you're going to be sharing the stage with NAS...
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Liz: You’re breaking union rules. .Our insurance doesn’t cover any of this.^ Our insurance doesn’t cover any of this.
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.And you’re potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property.^ And you’re potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property .
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Shut this down!
.Tracy: I want a different answer.^ Tracy : I want a different answer.
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^ Tracy : Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?
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Where’s Jack Donaghy?
.Liz: No there’s no more Jack.^ Liz : No there’s no more Jack.
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^ There is essentially no more originality left in television any more and most of what you see is quite disappointing.
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^ Jack : Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.
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He’s dead to us. Break this down! Everybody out!

Gavin Volure [3.4]

.Kenneth: I've had to send more money home lately.^ Kenneth : I've had to send more money home lately.
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^ Tracy imparts more words of wisdom before sending Kenneth ...
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There are problems on the farm. .After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.^ After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
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.Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
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^ Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
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^ Jack : Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
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.Kenneth: Well, let's see.^ Kenneth : Well, let's see.
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^ Liz : [about Kenneth] Well, it was nice of you to let him keep his job.
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.[looks in his coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!^ Eighty thousand dollars!
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.Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?^ Jack : So what are you gonna do with your money?
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^ Jack : If you don't include Confederate money ?
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^ Jack : I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.
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Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!

.Liz: [after seeing "Tracy" sitting in the middle of the hallway] Tracy, get out of the hallway.^ Liz : [after seeing "Tracy" sitting in the middle of the hallway] Tracy, get out of the hallway.
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^ Tracy : [jumps out from around the corner] OR AM I? Liz : Oh God, this dream again.
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Tracy: [jumps out from around the corner] OR AM I?
.Liz: Oh God, this dream again.^ Liz : Oh my God, the lady will have two tickets to the gun show!
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^ Tracy : [jumps out from around the corner] OR AM I? Liz : Oh God, this dream again.
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Tracy: That's not me. .That's a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll.^ That's a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll .
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.You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.^ You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency .
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^ I'll tell you why: it's because the Pope owns Long John Silver's.
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Reunion [3.5]

.Kenneth: Oh, Miss Lemon.^ Kenneth : Oh, sir, before Ms. Lemon left I promised her I wouldn't let you start any adventures.
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^ Kenneth : Oh, Miss Lemon.
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^ Kenneth : THAT’S IT! This is all my fault, Miss Lemon.
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.You have several messages.^ You have several messages.
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.Aw, let's see, that company running the bike tour in South Carolina says no singles.^ Aw, let's see, that company running the bike tour in South Carolina says no singles.
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.Uh, your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.^ What makes you think he can hold yours?
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^ Uh, your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.
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^ Kenneth : ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
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Liz: I sure am.
.Kenneth: And your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet it's you.^ Kenneth : And your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet it's you.
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^ Uh, your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.
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^ Brendolynne says – reply to this 19 You use the "c" word in reference to a LADY old enough to be your grandmother???
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Liz: That's his opinion.

Tracy: Jenna, we're the most important people here, right?
.Jenna: Well, of course Tracy.^ Jenna : Well, of course Tracy.
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We're actors. .If we didn't exist how would people know who to vote for?^ If we didn't exist how would people know who to vote for?
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^ Tracy lists the names of people who would like to shoot h ...
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Christmas Special [3.6]

Liz: We need to get these guys! .Don't you know the Postmaster General?^ Not that you would, maybe you would, we don't know.
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^ I don´t know the Show coz it´s not on German Screens, but i heard about and the way you wrote it, just maked me laugh!!
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As a comedy writer, that's great you recognize these archetypes but I don't know why you would claim that Tina Fey is ripping off the Muppet show.
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp.^ Jack : I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp.
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If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.

Tracy: In the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo--
Liz: Kwanzaa.
.Tracy: And shalamzazam to you too, my sister.^ Tracy : And shalamzazam to you too, my sister.
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^ Tracy : Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth!!
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^ Tracy you ROCK my world 30*100.
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Senor Macho Solo [3.7]

.Tracy: They do that a lot in movies - An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.^ Tracy : They do that a lot in movies - An Affair to Remember , Sleepless in Seattle , and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack .
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.Jack: Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy.^ Jack : Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy.
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^ There he created story films: Jack and the Beanstalk, The Life of an American Fireman, and The Great Train Robbery.
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.By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both.^ By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both.
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^ This film delves into the world of hippies and yippies; young people who put themselves at risk in pursuit of "perception" and democratic freedom.
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.It's like how we're including a Heroes DVD with every missile system we sell.^ It's like how we're including a Heroes DVD with every missile system we sell.
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^ Tracy : Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.
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Flu Shot [3.8]

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. .You wanted to see me?^ Here is the link if any of you want to see it.
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^ You wanted to see me?
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^ I'm visiting NYC for 3 weeks and want to see you tape if possible.
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.Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.^ Tracy : You know it.
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^ Tracy : But I want you to know something...
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^ Jack : Lemon, I want to thank you.
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.Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm.^ Tracy : We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm.
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.It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.^ It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
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^ Jack : The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room.
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.Jenna: But after he stabilized we decided we'd get them all hot soup.^ Jenna : But after he stabilized we decided we'd get them all hot soup.
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Tracy: So... go do that.
.Kenneth: Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now.^ Kenneth : Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now.
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^ After almost everyone has gone home, Kenneth takes the st ...
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.Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.^ You gotta have Chris Rock on the show for a guest appearance, I’m sure you could write some great scenes with the two of you in them.
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^ Posted by uncle denny October 11, 2006 So Tina does Tracy really sing Karaoke when you two go out?
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^ Maybe you could so we could meet up, although in court isn't really fun.
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[long pause]
.Jenna: I don't understand.^ Jenna : I don't understand.
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.Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...^ Kenneth : And your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet it's you.
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^ Kenneth : Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
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^ Kenneth : ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
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Tracy: My what?!
.Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...^ Kenneth : ...and go downstairs to the basement...
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Tracy: No!
.Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...^ Kenneth : ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
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^ Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
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^ I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.
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Tracy: With what? My arms?
.Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.^ You should make your links open a new page, I kept losing you when I clicked on them.
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^ Is this what you do with your free time, sit around and make shitty comparisons?
  • Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a rip-off of THE MUPPET SHOW! 19 January 2010 10:51 UTC bloglynch.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The choices you make reveal your class (Joe Queenan's balsamic vinegar tour ; The trouble with tofu ; How to marry the rich) -- Part 2.
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.Tracy: That'll be the worst part!^ Tracy : That'll be the worst part!
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.Jenna: [having an idea] I've got it!^ Jenna : [having an idea] I've got it!
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Tracy: Give it to me! It's mine!

Retreat To Move Forward [3.9]

Tracy: That's a white myth, like Larry Bird and Colorado.

.Jack: Lemon, this is a part of our problem.^ Jack : Lemon, this is a part of our problem.
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.I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.^ I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
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Generalissimo [3.10]

.Liz: That's what I could do to Drew.^ Liz : That's what I could do to Drew.
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.Jenna: Drug him?^ Jenna : Drug him?
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Liz, no. .Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.^ Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.
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^ I could tell they were both a bit nervous the past couple of weeks though.
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^ Jack : You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas.
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.Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.^ Liz : No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.
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^ Liz : No there’s no more Jack.
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^ Tracy : [regarding his ankle bracelet alcohol monitoring device] Maybe I’ll just compromise - go to the party, cut off my foot and drink all I want!
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.Jack: Look, you should know that I'm doing this for a woman.^ You are everything I look for in a woman.
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^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
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[shows Hector a picture of Elisa] This woman.
Hector Moreda: Wow. I am super-gay and I would totally switch for her.
.Jack: She's amazing, but her grandmother hates me because she hates the Generalissimo, so he's gotta go.^ Jack : She's amazing, but her grandmother hates me because she hates the Generalissimo, so he's gotta go.
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.Hector Moreda: [chuckles] El Generalissimo doesn't have to die to clear the way to the abuela.^ Hector Moreda : Seduction is never impossible for El Generalissimo.
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^ Hector Moreda : [chuckles] El Generalissimo doesn't have to die to clear the way to the abuela .
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Not if the abuela comes to love him.
Jack: But that's impossible.
.Hector Moreda: Seduction is never impossible for El Generalissimo.^ Hector Moreda : Seduction is never impossible for El Generalissimo.
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^ Hector Moreda : [chuckles] El Generalissimo doesn't have to die to clear the way to the abuela .
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.I will become everything that old Hispanic women desire.^ I will become everything that old Hispanic women desire.
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I will make her love me.
.Jack: You really think you can pull that off?^ Jack : You really think you can pull that off?
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^ Perhaps my compass is off, but I didn't think you were that kind of gal.
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^ Are they based off of real life people that you know or that you've come across in your life?
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Hector Moreda: It will be the performance of a lifetime, like Julie Harris in the The Belle of Amherst.
Jack: Wow. You are... surprisingly gay.

St. Valentine's Day [3.11]

.Jack: Elisa is deeply religious.^ Jack : Elisa is deeply religious.
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.Liz: If I had those knockers I'd be thanking God, too.^ Liz : If I had those knockers I'd be thanking God, too.
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Priest: Don't you have faith?
Jack: I have faith... in things I can see and buy and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion. Now, you want to have an intellectual argument? Fine, but I should warn you, I went to Princeton.
Priest: I went to Harvard Divinity School.
.Jack: [scoffs] You crimson guys never miss a chance, do you?^ Miss you on SNL, Seth can never take your place.
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^ Gonna miss you on SNL, but this gives you a chance to show your real talents...best of luck !!!!
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^ Miss you guys on SNL. It's not the same without you!
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You want a confession? Let's get this done so I can go eat. I'm divorced. I take the Lord's name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident. [jump cut] ...I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field. .I looked the other way when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange.^ I'd take you - but it would be more impressive telling my friends the other way around.
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I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition. [jump cut] and... I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. [sighs] It feels good to say that out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.
Priest: Wow! I, uh, I don't know what to say.
.Jack: I don't want you to say anything.^ I don't just want you to love me = Ich will nicht nur dass ihr mich liebt (1993, 96 min.
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^ I loved the show and I just wanted to say that I think you're incredibly talented and I love your writing style.
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^ I don't just want you to love me: A thorough overview of Fassbinder's prolific career.
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I thought I'd made that perfectly clear.
Priest: Then...what brought you here tonight?
Jack: What brought me here tonight? Why do men do anything? Why do people build bridges, why are there jets? I was hoping to have sex with a woman tonight. [glances at the priest] Have you ever been with a woman, Father?
Priest: [weakly] Come on, man...

Larry King [3.12]

Tracy: What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.

Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. .I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.^ Posted by My Dark Secret October 11, 2006 Hey, Loving the show- it's hilarious, just like everything else you do!
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Goodbye, My Friend [3.13]

.Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.^ You're by far the most talented person to graduate from Upper Darby (i say this as a fellow graduate and summer stager).
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Frank: My client has no memory of that.
Jack: I also would have accepted "You can't prove that's the governor's semen."

.Jack: Lemon - there was once a great American named George Henderson.^ There he created story films: Jack and the Beanstalk, The Life of an American Fireman, and The Great Train Robbery.
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He met a woodland ape, or sasquatch, and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became his friend. .When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and by God he did it!^ Michaels, referring to the 50 percent audience increase in the 34th season, told the New York Times , "I think the gods smiled on us with the Palin thing."

Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do. For the woodland ape. .You think about that.^ My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage.

Liz: What?! ...Is that Harry and the Hendersons?
Jack: You've seen it?
.Liz: This is my life, Jack!^ Liz runs to Jack when she realizes that her life is a mes ...
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The Funcooker [3.14]

.Jack: I've spent the better part of the last 3 years developing a portable, miniature microwave oven.^ I got to meet Jack when he came to Syracuse last year!!
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.Most of that time has been spent coming up with a hip, edgy name for the product, something that will appeal to the marketing Holy Trinity - college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.^ Fey said that "it's just bad luck for me that in my first attempt at prime time I'm going up against the most powerful writer on television.
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Jack: Alright everyone, it's back to the drawing board. .Legal rejected all of our ideas - every one of the names we came up with was offensive in some language, including English, Frank.^ English intertitles, col., 6 hours): These 3 DVDs explore every facet of the Worlds Fair from the perspective of one of its visitors.
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Frank: They knew what a Hot Richard was?

The Bubble [3.15]

Jack: The bubble isn't always a bad thing. Look at me. I turned out okay.
.Liz: Jack, I want you to pay close attention to the following over-the-top eye roll.^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
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^ Game As Liz and Jack search for the things that make up "Real America," you get to make a few selections yourself.
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[rolls eyes] Oh, brother.
Jack: Lemon, I don't share this often, but this is a photo of me when I was 25 years old.
Liz: What the what?! You have a Superman chest!
Jack: I know.
Liz: Oh my God, the lady will have two tickets to the gun show! Your eyes are so much bluer... what happened to your eyes?
.Jack: My point is, Lemon, the bubble doesn't last forever, so get in there with Drew and enjoy those perks while you can.^ Posted by Kevin Rod October 11, 2006 HEY THERE! I BET YOU READ THIS FIRST :) I am enjoying the show.
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Liz: Can I keep that?
Jack: No. It's my only copy.

Jack: You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on.
Liz: Or thanked! ...on.

Apollo, Apollo [3.16]

Dennis: [Liz answers her door] Hello, dummy.
Liz: No! Nope, not interested. Have a good life.
.Dennis: This is important, it's about my mom.^ My mom called me at 8:00 to tell me about the show and I'm glad she did!
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.[Liz reluctantly lets him in] That was a lie, but listen, Elizabeth.^ Tracy guilts Liz into letting him keep his facial tattoo.
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I recently discovered that I'm a sex addict.
Liz: No, you're not.
Dennis: Yeah I am, and I'd be an even worse sex addict if I wasn't consumed by my latest business venture.
.Liz: I don't want to hear about your job, Dennis.^ I did not hear or read anything about "30 Rock" and I don't know a single person who has "ZDF Neo" here… I never heard about that.
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Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?
Liz: Anywhere! You get it anywhere!
Dennis: Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. .You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...^ I love you writing and wondering if you are just going to focus on 30 rock for awhile before writing anything new.
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Liz: You're done.

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.

Cutbacks [3.17]

Jenna: [rapping] My name is Suri Cruise.
Put your hands in the air!
I came out of the womb
With a full head of hair!

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I know you said only interrupt you if was very important, but Tishonda from Time Warner Cable is on the phone, and she's offering three free months of Showtime, but we have to act now!

Jackie Jormp-Jomp [3.18]

Tracy: Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, John Adams.

Kenneth: Oh, sir, before Ms. Lemon left I promised her I wouldn't let you start any adventures.
Tracy: Yeah? .Well Liz Lemon's in jail now, and someone has to step up and take charge around here.^ Liz doesn't do well at picking up guys at a club.
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The Ones [3.19]

.Tracy: You're wise Liz Lemon, like a genetically manipulated shark.^ Fey's first act as casting director was to cast herself as the lead character, Liz Lemon, who is said to be much like Fey herself when she first became head writer on SNL .
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^ Tina Fey as Liz Lemon ; The protagonist of the series, the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan .
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^ In the series, Fey portrays Liz Lemon , the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan , a fictional sketch comedy series.


Liz: [Singing while eating cheese] Working on my night cheese. [knock at the door] Uhh, Jack! Do you know what time it is, I was sound asleep.
Jack: I heard you singing night cheese. Lemon I've had a crazy night. We all could learn a lot from Tracy Jordan. We went out clubbing, his life is like Enron 1999. It's wild.
Elisa: [Sneaks in] I'm sure it was!
.Liz: How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud!^ I wondered when you decided that comedy was your career choice,when you got started, and how.
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^ How did you get your first writing job?
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^ The choices you make reveal your class (Joe Queenan's balsamic vinegar tour ; The trouble with tofu ; How to marry the rich) -- Part 2.
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The Natural Order [3.20]

.Frank: We figured Lutz is never going to get married, but he wants a bachelor party, so we're taking him to a strip club.^ I think you're the funniest woman around and I want you to marry me!
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You wanna come?
.Tracy: Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?^ I don't just want you to love me = Ich will nicht nur dass ihr mich liebt (1993, 96 min.
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^ Don Draper and Liz Lemon?: Hamm to guest on '30 Rock' ".
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^ Tina Fey as Liz Lemon ; The protagonist of the series, the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan .
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Liz: Sure, I'll go.
Tracy: All right!
Liz: But you won't.
Tracy: [gasp] Twist!

Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy! She bit off my nutsack...that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.

Mamma Mia [3.21]

.Liz: If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.^ Posted by Carly October 11, 2006 The show started off good up until the first commercial for a GE oven.
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Liz: Maybe Donald is Tracy's son, because maybe Tracy is sixty.
Pete: No, that's ridiculous.
Liz: Think about it: he can't rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead—
Pete: He falls asleep in chairs, he doesn't know how to use a computer, he's always mad at the TV—
Toofer: His favorite show is NCIS.
Liz: He might be seventy!

Kidney Now! [3.22]

Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Liz: Where are you gonna get a kidney from?
Jack: I don't know, but I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal. The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama, and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina. I'm going to use that to find my Dad a kidney.

Season 4

Season 4 [4.01]

Kenneth: [with other strikers] What do we want? To get you sandwiches! When do we want it? Whenever would be convenient for you!

Jack: Every division of the company is reaching out to the middle of the country. Our new mammogram machine is called the "Git 'er Done 2000".

Into The Crevasse [4.02]

Liz: I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.

Tracy: A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.

Stone Mountain [4.03]

Tracy: Orange and black decorations? Is this Halloween, or Princeton Parents' weekend? I don't know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin...
Kenneth: It's Halloween, sir.
Tracy: Proud it is.

Frank: Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of died.
Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

Audition Day [4.04]

.Jack: That's what I'm talking about, empathy.^ "Jack-tor" - Liz tries to quote global education statistics, only to mess up and realize that she does not know what she is talking about.
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It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.

Jenna: It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! .Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
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^ And you have other positive whites that make up for the goofy ones.
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^ Game As Liz and Jack search for the things that make up "Real America," you get to make a few selections yourself.
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The Problem Solvers [4.05]

Liz: Do I look okay?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.

Kenneth: Mr. Baker wants to do everything for himself. I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.

Sun Tea [4.06]

Jenna: Drama is like gay-man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.

Jenna: Don't feel guilty for a second. This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules, it's like check-in at an Italian sex party.
.

Dealbreakers Talk Show No.^ DEALBREAKERS TALK SHOW #0001 .
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^ DEALBREAKERS TALK SHOW #0001 (R) .
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0001
[4.07]

Jonathan: Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche.
Jack: I am a douche? [winces] Banks!! [picks up phone] What do you want?
Devin: Did you say it?
Jack: No, I knew right away.

.Tracy: I mean having a daughter is like going to the NBA all-star weekend, it changes you.^ Understanding the rules of the game (All you need is cash ; Most likely to succeed).film by Andrew Kolker & Louis Alvarez.
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.Makes you wanna take your wife to the doctor!^ What makes you think he can hold yours?
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^ Patty cake and Susan are seeking your destruction, you should follow up on thier IP address, and make them pay, if you know what I mean!
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^ Miss you on SNL, Seth can never take your place.
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Secret Santa [4.08]

Jack: Weird...in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.

Tracy: Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why: it's because the Pope owns Long John Silver's.

Cerie: She just changed her relationship status from "Working On It" to "Weirdsies."
Jack: O... M... F... G

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