42 Culverland Road is the location of a house which multiple legends co-exist to pursue lofty goals such as 'the perfect game' and more mundane ones such as going a whole day without saying the word 'douchebag'.
42 is also developing quite the reputation as a high-quality 'pre-lash' establishment in local Exeter circles, with it's reputation being built upon their ability to formulate a superb alcoholic punch.

Importance

42 culverland road has been deemed by Exeter university to be "a key element in the social advancement of students at the university" and a "key example of an AU captain promoting social inclusion amongst his club and other members of the university, particularly ERASMUS students" (University of Exeter 'Free Time Guide', January 2008)

Inhabitants 2007-2008

Steve, a likeable young character, is most well known for his frequent bouts of 'rage' brought about by any and all competitive situations. He is also known for his ability to quote useless quotes from random Television series, notably Scrubs and Peep Show. He also has an interest in Dragonboating and driving Warthogs.

Daryl 'Darill' is an infamous character, suspected Nazi and ex-president of 'the largest society on campus', DebSoc. He currently holds the World record for number of times having sex in one day, setting this with Linda January 2008 by having sex Darill times in one day.

Raps/Adam, often seen sporting an afro when he cannot be bothered to go to the hairdresser, is a fan of Halo 3 and Gilets. He enjoys his Xbox 360, Card towers, lashing, Gym and a cretinous sport he refers to as 'Rugby'. The most frequent hooverer in the house, he also acts as somewhat of a housewife to CJ, cooking dinners for him and and waiting up for him to ask him where he has been if CJ goes out.

Paolo, suprisingly not of Italian heritage (though not through lack of trying), is a fan of fine cuisine and milk. He is well known around Exeter for his sublime football talents, erratic PES ability, love of Pizza, sticking grenades to unsuspecting individuals, and pesting various young girls in a lighthearted and jovial manner.

CJ, captain of a mildly successful local Volleyball team, loves nothing more than to bring a girl back to the house and cuddle her till she can take no more. His traits include a unique ability to sing badly at extreme volumes and a love of turquoise amongst others. He is also well known for a series of sub-par biology related jokes.

House activities

The most notable activities the house indulge in as a group are lashing and playing Halo 3 online. Individually a wide range of activities are practised, sports including Dragonboating, Hockey, Football, Weights and Volleyball, as well as academic pursuits in the fields of Economics, History, Ancient History, Biology and Politics.
An important past time in the house is to attempt to persuade female's interacting with Darill to call out his name in an orgasmic manner when engaging in sexual acts with him. "Da... Da... Da... DARILL" is the expected pattern. This remains to this day a goal of the people living in the house.

Roles within the house

Individuals within the house are informally expected to perform certain tasks within the house to ensure the smooth running of day-to-day life and the advancement of living standards. Steve is in charge of electronics and technology within the house, as well as the payments of rent and bills. Rap is generally responsible for impromptu house tidying. CJ is unofficially in charge of using his car to make sure everyone can get lifts to important places such as food shopping, the train station, and most importantly the gym. Darill is responsible for making sure that he is suitably enough of a character to remain in a constant state of being mocked. Finally Paolo is uniquely responsible for the continued advancement in Research and development of Spaghetti Bolognese (and other Italian home-made dishes).

Unique units of measurement

The number '6' has been deemed illegal in 42 Culverland. This number must be replaced with the official denomination of 'Darill.
'12', or a 'dozen' are frowned upon, but not to the same extent, and good social etiquette in the house would be to use the term 'double-barill Darill'.
A unit of time between around 12-18 minutes should be referred to as '1 Halo', and multiples thereof in denominations of 'Halos'.

Famous house quotes

"I know absolutely nothing about women." CJ, 29/11/2007

"Fuck this. I'm going to play Halo for the rest of the day" Raps, 1230hrs 14/01/2008

"I do not fear women! Well, I'm just kind of scared a little" Daryl, 2007

"Football Football Football. And Italy." Paolo's general chat, 2005-2008

"You are f*cking dead son! You're having a f*cking laugh! AAAARRRGGGHHH" Steve, anytime Halo 3 is played on Xbox Live, 2008