The
AOL Senate Simulation ("Senate Sim" for short)
was started on the
America Online ISP in the early summer of
1998 by Peter Krembs. It
debuted on a political message board and quickly became popular
amongst forum regulars. Krembs, a Democrat, served as Senate Clerk
and later as Vice President.
The "SIM" was an online forum-based
mock senate, and served for years as a successful educational tool
for many young people interested in the workings of the US Congress
and American politics. "Sim Senators" could write legislation
either from scratch, or by copying legislation submitted in the
U.S. Congress. The legislation was then submitted to the Senate
Clerk, who dispatched it to the appropriate committee. If passed,
the bill would be brought before the Senate Floor for a full vote
by the body, and later to the White House for Presidential
consideration.
All players of the Senate Simulation joined
initially as Senators, representing a US state of their choosing
and one of 4 recognized parties (
Democratic,
Republican,
Libertarian and
Independent). The SIM later expanded to include the
pro-
free market
Conservative Party and the
socialist leaning
Progressive
Party. Regular elections were held to elect a
President and
Vice President in order
to simulate aspects of the executive branch, such as signing or
vetoing
legislation. The first President of the Senate
Sim was Mark Liakakis, a moderate Independent from Michigan. The
first Vice President was a Republican. Many regions of the country,
and various ideologies were represented by hundreds of participants
throughout the length of the simulation. The most impactful party
leaders to emerge included Republicans Matt Adams, Chris Spitzzeri,
Justin Bendel, Rachel Faith Anderson, Ashby Frank and Tim Hackett;
Libertarians Ron Stringfield, Shelley Langdon, Kyle Larsen, Sean
McDermott, Anthony Cook, Leo Rini and Chris Knight; Democrats John
McNair, Barb Aval, Greg Brown, Carla StrCatcher, Christabella
Ripley and Derek Devlin; Independents Kris Chandler, Blake Dalton,
Blaine Perry, Doug O'Brien and Don Kempster; and Rush Miller of
every party - often a few at the same time.
The simulation
collapsed and was removed from AOL in the summer of
2003. The collapse was blamed on infighting
between members, and centered around accusations that both sides
had artificially inflated their voting roles by creating fake or
cloned accounts.
A similar short-lived simulation on AOL had
been created using a bicameral format. Some members of the Senate
advocated merging the old Senate SIM with this new bicameral
format. Many members on the right also opposed the system of "rules
challenges" that had been implemented when the Senate left was in
the majority. This system removed the Supreme Court from the
process of settling disputes between members over the
interpretation of the complex rules of the game. The rules had been
greatly expanded since the inception of the game. Those opposed to
this system claimed that it was being used unfairly by a partisan
elected Rules Committee.
The simulation was the first of its
kind on the internet, and since its collapse, many others in the
same vein have sprung up, such as Qpawn,
Politics UK and
POLISIM.
Memorable Quotes
"Procrastination is an art. Think about it- the idea that
leaving some unwanted thing for the future will make it any more
tolerable than it is now is completely irrational. Yet there are
millions of ways to interpret, twist, rationalize, rephrase, and
otherwise misrepresent the situation to yourself so that is seems
logical. The trick, of course, is coming up with an original
justification each and every time........."
-Leo
Rini"Yeah, we need a new law that makes it against the
law to break the law. Good thinking."
-Jim
Comfort, on Alex Cottingham's rantings of needing more
strict gun control laws
"it's hanging on the fence of a local
farmer. he uses it to keep the bears out."
-Steve
Drucker, when Shelley Langdon inquired where his picture
was
"What is wrong with women? I just got in a fight over
absolutely nothing. I wish I could be gay."
-Alex
Cottingham"if your reason for clinging to god is a
need to be controlled, get married."
-Steve
Drucker"Hidy Ho. Oh... Rachel left. lol. Hidy all
then. :-)"
-Ashby Frank, upon entering a chatroom
only to discover Rachel Anderson bailed before he could show
up.
"Did you know the Bible says there will be no women in
heaven? In Revelation 8:1 it says '....and there was SILENCE in
heaven for a half hour.'"
-Jaron L.
Barnes"so we have to kiss your candidates ass
or be voted against. gee remember when we called her out on this
before ashby and she vehemently denied being a crybaby hypocrite?
ahhhhh the sim left"
-Steve Drucker, referring to
Carla threatening not to support Ashby's education bill because he
teased President McNair
"Marcus simply insists on stepping on
every landmine he can find. He's like a gay Napoleon."
-Greg Brown"Not to be self-centered, but
please take further discussions, comments, arguments, etc. that are
unrelated to this office to the Lounge. This is where you can call
me an idiot. The Lounge is where you can call each other idiots."
-President John McNair, on the petty fights in the
White House folder
"if we give them out to pigs for free we can
probably stop racism too"
-Steve Drucker, in
response to Jim Dallas' idea of re-instating free distribution of
contraceptives to federal workers to keep them from
reproducing
"Have you ever noticed... that some people's
behaviour closely approximates an..... agitated little puppy peeing
all over itself and the floor, tripping and sliding in its own
urine. Trying so hard to gain love and recognition, I guess kind of
like a self-imposed legend status. And if things go real well for
the little puppy, the sensation of all the rubbing from the
tripping and sliding causes the little puppy to, well ejaculate,
and then pass out from exhaustion. But you know what the most
interesting part is, although the puppy has really not accomplished
much of anything, it feels fulfill and satisfied. Go figure on the
simplicity that nature imposes on some brains."
-Blaine
Perry"I appeal to all constituencies... Women: Stud.
Men: Strong, commanding... Likes beer and steak.
Minorities: I
like hangin', chillin' AND hopping the border.
Homosexuals:
Lesbians turn me on and gays don't compete for women.
Young
people: I'm da man, as Devon said.
Old people: Easy to fool them
by making stuff up... Alzheimer's and such.
People with
questionable morals: Look at Heather, whores dig me.
People with
questionable morals who pretend not to have questionable morals: I
own a camera.
Middle-aged men: I have their sex-drives and
insecurities.
Middle-aged women: Hot flashes make me look
good.
Rich people: I know what it's like to have to pay for
sex...
Poor people: I know what it's like to be paid for
sex...
I'm truly a man for the masses."
-Rush
Miller"It's the Doug and Liz Show...I call dibs on
wagging my finger and saying 'I did not have watching relations
with those straight people' when the story breaks."
-John
Lam, a homosexual while observing a heterosexual "act" in
chat
"Question: if you clone yourself and have sex, is that
incest or complicated masturbation?"
-Ryan
King