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== Aaron Bagnato ==
Aaron Bagnato is the leader of the fascist party in the United States. He has long been fighting for his idealistic views and believes all whose thoughts differ from his are wrong. Aaron dreams of a world where everyone thinks the same way, and those who don't will suffer greatly. Aaron believes that his world will be more peaceful than the current because no one will fight over what is right and what is wrong, because everyone agrees upon those things.

Early Life


Aaron was born on the island nation of Cuba back on the 25th of December 1963. His parents, Fidel and Harshine, were very disappointed with their fifth son, he weighed a mere 15 pounds, 5 less than any of his brothers. With this Disappointment his parents kicked him out of home as a 6 week old child. He made his way through childhood working in coal mines by night to pay for his schooling. This hardened Aaron out. By age 11 Aaron could not feel pain, no matter what happened to him he would not feel pain. Doctors dropped heavy objects on his head, put him in front of trains, but Aaron felt no pain. He was declared a medical miracle, and for the space of 3 hours was a hero across Cuba.

Bored with Cuba, Aaron decided to take his young fascist views across the ocean over to the United States in 1975. Being an illegal immigrant, Aaron went to stay with other large illegal immigrant population. He stayed in the Mexican part of New York until he was 18, working at a local Spanish Language teaching Americans how to speak Spanish, even though Aaron knew absolutely no English.


Early Adulthood


On what Aaron believed to be his 18th birthday, he left the Mexican part of New York and went off to discover America and learn English. Aaron being a bright young man picked up English very quickly, and no one was the wiser that he was an illegal immigrant. Travelling through America Aaron quickly began to learn of America's democratic views and became disgusted by them. This was when he had a dream. A dream where all men would think the same, or be forced to, or be shot. There would be no violence and everyone would live in peace as no ones viewed differed. Aaron set off to start his dream, by going off to Idaho and preaching to the people there. Idaho would be where Aaron would start his life's work. Aaron spent 3 years in Idaho gathering followers, and corrupting the minds of the non-voters. Little did Aaron know that his plan would backfire over the next few decades, as idiot after idiot were elected to US presidency, the worst being George W. Bush, which will be discussed later in his life. Aaron Bagnato founded his fascist party in 1990, and was then kicked out of America when it was realised that he was an illegal immigrant. Aaron started a new life in Canada and soon became a Canadian citizen. Mixing with the French Canadians Aaron quickly learnt the fine art of creating cheap booze. In 1993 Aaron applied for US citizenship and was accepted greatly into the US.

Life In America


Aaron was very pleased to be back in the US and reformed his fascist party as soon as he could. He was amazed by the great number of people who wished to join him in his quest for his vision. All 2000 of them began to hold meeting weekly advertising free tacos to increase public attendance. The free tacos soon were fazed out as no one in the party had much money, as they were all on welfare payments. As support dwindled in the lack of tacos, Aaron Decided that he must find a knew job. In December 1998 Aaron Bagnato started a franchise called Taco Bell, he believed this would solve all his problems. Unfortunately, Taco Bell had already been founded in October of 1998, so Aaron found himself in a law suit. Aaron was forced to close down his Taco Bell, and took up a career in public motivational speaking. In 2001 Aaron suffered a mental break down when George Bush was elected. Aaron saw it as a missed opportunity and a chance he could have had to be elected to US presidency. Later that year Aaron's Controversial public speaking career came to a close, as people stopped hieing him as they believed his talks on fascism were inappropriate for a democratic nation's schools. With the little money he had made from his career he went back to his life work in the Fascist Party. The Fascist Party continued on as usual until 2005 when they ran for a seat in the US parliament. The Fascist party failed miserably and Aaron almost gave up on the fascist party.

Aaron is still working non stop trying to achieve his life goal. He works full time in promoting the fascist views, and his ideology. He resides in his run down apartment in Idaho, focusing mainly on his fascist party, and a collection of bottle caps he started collection in 1997. He lives with his long time partner Colonel Shanks, a man that no one has ever seen, and is second in charge of the Fascist party, it is widely believed that he is an imaginary friend of Aaron Bagnato.









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