== Aaron Bagnato ==
Aaron Bagnato is the leader of the
fascist party in the
United States.
He has long been fighting for his idealistic views and believes all whose thoughts differ from his are wrong.
Aaron dreams of a world where everyone thinks the same way, and those who don't will suffer greatly.
Aaron believes that his world will be more peaceful than the current because no one will fight over what is right and what is wrong, because everyone agrees upon those things.
Early Life
Aaron was born on the island nation of
Cuba back on the
25th of
December 1963.
His parents, Fidel and Harshine, were very disappointed with their fifth son, he weighed a mere 15 pounds, 5 less than any of his brothers.
With this Disappointment his parents kicked him out of home as a 6 week old child.
He made his way through childhood working in coal mines by night to pay for his schooling.
This hardened Aaron out.
By age 11 Aaron could not feel pain, no matter what happened to him he would not feel pain.
Doctors dropped heavy objects on his head, put him in front of trains, but Aaron felt no pain.
He was declared a medical miracle, and for the space of 3 hours was a hero across Cuba.
Bored with Cuba, Aaron decided to take his young fascist views across the ocean over to the United States in
1975.
Being an
illegal immigrant, Aaron went to stay with other large illegal immigrant population.
He stayed in the
Mexican part of
New York until he was 18, working at a local
Spanish Language teaching Americans how to speak Spanish, even though Aaron knew absolutely no
English.
Early Adulthood
On what Aaron believed to be his 18th birthday, he left the Mexican part of New York and went off to discover
America and learn English.
Aaron being a bright young man picked up English very quickly, and no one was the wiser that he was an illegal immigrant.
Travelling through America Aaron quickly began to learn of America's
democratic views and became disgusted by them.
This was when he had a dream.
A dream where all men would think the same, or be forced to, or be shot.
There would be no violence and everyone would live in peace as no ones viewed differed.
Aaron set off to start his dream, by going off to
Idaho and preaching to the people there.
Idaho would be where Aaron would start his life's work.
Aaron spent 3 years in Idaho gathering followers, and corrupting the minds of the non-voters.
Little did Aaron know that his plan would backfire over the next few decades, as idiot after idiot were elected to US presidency, the worst being
George W.
Bush, which will be discussed later in his life.
Aaron Bagnato founded his fascist party in
1990, and was then kicked out of America when it was realised that he was an illegal immigrant.
Aaron started a new life in
Canada and soon became a Canadian citizen.
Mixing with the
French Canadians Aaron quickly learnt the fine art of creating
cheap booze.
In
1993 Aaron applied for US citizenship and was accepted greatly into the US.
Life In America
Aaron was very pleased to be back in the US and reformed his fascist party as soon as he could.
He was amazed by the great number of people who wished to join him in his quest for his vision.
All 2000 of them began to hold meeting weekly advertising free tacos to increase public attendance.
The free tacos soon were fazed out as no one in the party had much money, as they were all on welfare payments.
As support dwindled in the lack of tacos, Aaron Decided that he must find a knew job.
In December
1998 Aaron Bagnato started a franchise called
Taco Bell, he believed this would solve all his problems.
Unfortunately, Taco Bell had already been founded in
October of 1998, so Aaron found himself in a law suit.
Aaron was forced to close down his Taco Bell, and took up a career in public motivational speaking.
In
2001 Aaron suffered a mental break down when George Bush was elected.
Aaron saw it as a missed opportunity and a chance he could have had to be elected to US presidency.
Later that year Aaron's Controversial public speaking career came to a close, as people stopped hieing him as they believed his talks on
fascism were inappropriate for a democratic nation's schools.
With the little money he had made from his career he went back to his life work in the Fascist Party.
The Fascist Party continued on as usual until 2005 when they ran for a seat in the US parliament.
The Fascist party failed miserably and Aaron almost gave up on the fascist party.
Aaron is still working non stop trying to achieve his life goal.
He works full time in promoting the fascist views, and his ideology.
He resides in his run down apartment in Idaho, focusing mainly on his fascist party, and a collection of bottle caps he started collection in 1997.
He lives with his long time partner
Colonel Shanks, a man that no one has ever seen, and is second in charge of the Fascist party, it is widely believed that he is an
imaginary friend of Aaron Bagnato.