The Acts of Gord includes a website, a
webcomic, and a book
that chronicle the experiences of a former
video game store owner named
Gord (commonly referred to as 'The Gord' and quoted in italics, his
real name is
Gordon Haddrell). The above mostly contain
vignettes and anecdotes of the author's experiences at his store,
particularly those pertaining to shoplifters and unknowledgeable
customers. The site also makes some use of ornate,
biblical language. Because Gord and his
store are Canadian, some of the colloquialisms used can be
confusing to non-Canadians. One of the most well known of these is
Gord's referring to thieves/annoying customers as "buddy". Such as:
"So buddy walks into the store and heads back to the big screen TV.
Buddy asks if he can play a game on it."
The Books of Gord
The website is divided up into several "books," each of which
contains tales of a common theme.
;Annoyances
This area
includes stories of minor irritations Gord has faced. Consequently,
most of the accounts in this section are brief.
;Wrath
This
contains long stories about Gord's more aggravating problems. At
present, there are four; one deals with customers attempting to
copy games or sell copied games, and the other three focus on
instances in which Gord deliberately leaves defective
hardware around his store to be
stolen.
;Villainy
This includes long stories about shoplifters
and vandals.
;Vengeance
Similar to the
Villainy section,
this contains long anecdotes of the methods with which Gord has
dealt with shoplifters but mostly pertains to instances involving
physical violence.
;Propaganda
This section involves lies and
exaggerations that Gord has relayed to customers for his own
amusement.
;Victory
This is a three-part tale of Gord's dealings
with a woman on welfare who had harassed him over her inability to
rent games.
;Proclamations
These are long commentaries written by
Gord about the world of video games at large. At present, there are
only two on the site; the author apparently intended to publish a
third in 2001, but it has not been released.
;Chronicles
This
section is very similar to
Annoyances but includes longer
stories that focus on Gord's larger vexations.
;Justice
This
includes stories about legality-related arguments with customers
such as those about members who have had their accounts forwarded
to a collections agency due to late fees.
;Apocalypse
A hidden
book that is only available from the Book of Justice, Chapter 9.
This book marks the events leading up to the finale of Gamer's
Edge.
Webcomic
The Acts of Gord was
adapted for a
webcomic
entitled
Gamer's Edge at the end of 2003. All of the
stories in this comic are fictional (as opposed to the written
accounts, which are allegedly based on real-life situations). Thus
far, two full stories and an ongoing third story have been made by
Ryan Estrada,
and a fourth chapter is comprised solely of fan-drawn
strips.
The Book of Judgment is about a mother
who ends up suing Gord over the supposed mental damage his game
rentals have done to her two children. The court rules in Gord's
favor.
The Book of Application concerns Gord's
new employee, Tom, whose overzealous work ethic causes minor
problems for Gord. A group of mobsters steal Gord's big-screen TV,
forcing Gord and Tom to try to recover it. However, both Gord and
Tom are captured and held hostage by the mobsters in this attempt.
Skeet Nosukja (a boy who had previously appeared in
Judgment) misconstrues an empty fried chicken bucket for a
virtual
reality helmet and drives a police car into the mob's warehouse
hideout. The Korean mafia soon enters the fracas, which escalates
into "an all-out mafia war." In the end, the TV is destroyed, and
Tom is fired from his job.
The Book of
Substitution starts with Gord taking a vacation but
instead tells the stories of the various characters from previous
Gamer's Edge stories following
Application. The
comics in this section are all created by guest artists, including
Ryan's own kindergarten students.
The Book of
Celebration details Gord loosening his traditional rules
in the game store around
Boxing Day, starting with accepting a return that
should have gone to
Microplay
and allowing Skeet Nosukja back into the store after being banned
for life.
Post-Gamer's Edge
After Gamer's Edge closed,
Gord moved to Korea for approximately 3 years to teach English to
Korean students. During this period, he kept a semi-blog on his
forum so friends and family members could keep in
contact.
Recently, Gord has moved back to Canada, and opened a
LAN centre in Kelowna called PC Bang. Unfortunately, there will be
no "Acts of Gord II" appearing, to prevent people coming in purely
to cause trouble
External links
Acts of Gord Gord's official website
Gamer's Edge: World Renowned Comic
Strip of the Future The Acts of Gord webcomic
RyanEstrada.com More
comics by Ryan Estrada PC Bang
Kelowna Gord's current place of occupation