Facts about Adam Smith

FACT: Adam is a good name to have


He is from southern eastern northern asia, lying dormant in Mt. Kilamanjaro, Where he was sent to by chinas head mage council, Steve Vai, Buckethead, Micale-Angelo Batio.... and....... and meatloaf.....for being so incredibly talented for play the sickest guitar known to man. He can wipe out a small village with one sweep of his mighty pick.


FACT: Adam does not like balls



Guitar doesn't give Adam tendinitis, Adam gives the guitar tendinitis...and makes it bow down to him...and occasionally clean his feet for a small fee of hearing his amazing, phenomenal talent



One time, Adam Shot such a big load of skeet, he vanquished the mighty foe we now no as "Korea"...and a few various orphanages, it measured 8.9 on the Rictor scale.....his goal is to reach a fantastic 12.2



Adam does not play baseball, he hates American sports



Adam is known to possess a legendary dragon, which shoots awesome white fire and attacks the innocent.



Adam Smith was featured on an episode of The Might Morphin Power Rangers, but it was much too awesome to be shown on air, so it was burn with the hairs of Jesus' beard by which it was created.



Adam is, in fact, a cartoon character.



FACT: Adam once met a man named Kurt Cobain. Adam trained him and eventually allowed him to fake his own death in order to become the power holding man we now know today as... "Chuck Norris".



When Adam power slides, approximately 3 small Asian villages are destroyed via earthquake.



Adam is in fact, Asian.

Dreams

Adam Robert Smith has always been known as a great philosopher, and the dreams he held for this world were incomparable. He wished for awesomeness to befall his people. He also wished for humans to be able to fly the skies, soaring as a bird does. And a bird, you cannot change.



He also wished for all of our communities to unite under one color, and eliminate racism. He was a beautiful speaker, and amazing to watch.

Life

Growing up in a small town called Volcano, Adam rose to greatness with his amazing shredding ability. It also presumed Adam played in Dragonforce under the alias Herman Li (unconfirmed).



Adam has grown now, and still enjoys to jam with the old band crew, but is often found spending time with his wife and kids. He also spends time in hospitals and nursery homes, aiding those in need of a good role model. His wife, Quinn Langille, Has been known to sleep around with other men (unconfirmed), thus leading Adam to suspicion. Their two Asian babies, Klinko and Optimus Prime have been very well integrated into our modern day community, and are very intelligent. They can each play guitar, because they learned from the best.

Acting Career

Adam's films


1992

Adam Smith in : Who is Agent A?



1995

Adam Smith in : If Smith's Could Love.


1997


Adam Smith in: Red, Yellow, Blue, Adam.


Adam Smith in : Agent A: The Adam Smith Story



1999


Adam Smith in : A Virgin's Saviour


Adam Smith in: Chocolate Sea


Adam Smith in : If Smith's Could Love II



2001


Adam Smith in : Chariot Race



2002


Adam Smith in: Pong, The Live Action Movie



2004


Adam Smith in : Super Ocean Mariner Patrol Guard: The Movie


Adam Smith in : If Smith's Could Love III



2007


Adam Smith in : The Number Bajillion

Sources

List of Sources:

Lyrics



movie database



Dragonforce



Extensive list of works



Deep descriptions used



Events Of Adam



Mighty Morphin Power Rangers



Personal perspective and Mouth to Ear stories also used.

List of interviews:


Adam Smith

Quinn Langille

Katelyn Davis

Jordan Phillips

Liz Landry

Nigel Martin

Derrick Butler

Mrs. Smith

Mr. Smith

External Links

Awesome


Jesus


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers