Dyslexic, a mix of French, English, Irish, Welsh, Spanish and Japanese too. There are a few other words non native to any language on earth that are said in Dyslexica. The language was created by a small group of people and is spoken in Kinsale, Cork, Ireland by between 3-50 people

Here is a basic grammatical plan for Dyslexica.

A is to Á - - - Pronounced like the a in at (English) or the a in La (French)
E is to É - - - Pronounced exactly like E
I, O, and U are the same.

I before K except after J
For instance Kick is now Ikick which puts I (as in your self) and Kick (the action together). This rule only applies where it makes sense

The Dyslexica Alphabet

Aa (Áá) Bb Cc Dd Ee (Éé) Ff Gg Hh Ii (Íí) Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu (Úú) Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz.

Accents can be added to letters (Only AEIOU or aeiou) when ever the writer feels it to be necessary

Those characters in brackets are pronounced exactly the same as the characters without the accents. However are not useless when writing words.

When adding the French effect to a word with either accents or words e.g. á there is only one strict grammatical rule ONLY La can be put before the word the use of Le is considered offensive.

Words:
Yes - - Sea (pronounced Sha)
No - - Good Gód No
Hello - - Hylo (pronounced High-lo)
How are you - - How ár ya! (Said in a high pitched voice and fast)

Basic sentences:

Whére is La telephoné? - - - Where is the phone?
Ikilléd her! - - - I killed her!

New words no found in either language:

Zoooooo - - - Indicating the desire to go faster
Kablamo (pronounced Ka-balm-oh) Is usually said in a high pitched voice - - - Indicating an explosion.
Accents can be added to letters (Only AEIOU or aeiou) when ever the writer feels it to be necessary

The high commision of Dyslexica can be contacted through:

President Dylan Buckley - 00353861065506
Vice President - 00353877958253

-- 21:07, 26 December 2005 (UTC)