The Greatest Fag There Ever was ==
Adrian Febre is a 13 year old boy, born September 11 1992. While growing up he developed faggotry of a different lever from everone else. In June 2001, he was recorded on playing drums as part of the United Scottish society. This was truly a jump in faggotry for his generation. But young curious adrian would not stop there. On september of 2005, he met two brilliant men name Ryan Ines and Joseph Aronsohn, who exposed him to the man he really was. By this time he had developed a love for anime, beyond that of any male comprehension. This led Joseph and Ryan to the conclusion that he was a "fangirl", or woman in love with anime. At first he denied this, but after establishing a DeviantArt account on March 23, 2006, the entire community swarmed in with comments to which Adrian could not turn a blind eye. Soon came the genious minds of Gabriel Gutierrez and Joseph Aronsohn discussing Adriano's faggotry in the deepest of perspectives. While Adrian cursed there names there was a small part of him that new they were right.

== A Pathetic Attempt at Love

Though Adrian was a man of many passions, in his early teens he came to start living towards one goal, getting Kali Gluckman to makeout with him. As shown in our earlier readings Adrian was never one to look at himself and wonder why he was making his choices. Day after day he sat in a corner in his room masturbating to anime pron thinking how he could get Kali to love him. Kali was admired by many men, and so Adrians chance was slim to none. It was time to Adrian's friends to step in. Adrian had to become a man, so that he could think of himself as a person without needing to copy and paste Kali into the picture.

Becoming a Man

Adrian was looked at by virtually everyone in the grade as a pussy, he needed to be pushed past his limit. Day after day Mr. Ines and Mr. Aronsohn constantly demeaned Adriano, but every time he felt without friends he just subsided and did nothing about it. It would seem there was no hope for adrian. Until he met a man named Richard Simmons.

to be continued