Aircraftkiller (aka ACK) is an internet person who has managed to
incite more drama than you can fit onto the average
Livejournal.
He spends most
of his spare time pretending to be a good mapper for a nearly dead
game by the name of "C&C: Renegade".
In the past few years
alone, he's managed to:
Get insulted by one of the developers
for a game he used to modFall in love with someone who died,
then came back to lifeInvent a Japanese name for himself and not
tell anyone it, then claim it was his real name and that his actual
real name was a fake oneSteal community donations in order to
feed his cats, only for his now ex gf to blow the whistle on it and
reveal to everyone that he just wanted to buy pornHe owns both
a
Livejournal
and a
DevianTART
page.
I DESLIKE YOU
A noteworthy earlier mistake ACK made
was to make claims about his Mapping talents that he could not
keep, then attempt to save face by insulting a particular person
who pointed this flaw out, in the most obvious way possible:
Attacking their grammar.
This led to the creation of the now
famous "I DESLIKE YOU" post, in which the offended party wrote a
poorly worded retort, attacking ACK for his lack of mapping
skills.
The post,
still
viewable in the Renegade Public Forums' Hall of Fame, has been
made into both a
flash
presentation and a
ytmnd.
His real
name
Aircraftkiller made his real name known to all for years.
Then, in a tragic series of events where someone figured out that
his WOL account, Tankcmdr6 (the name he used to play with online
for the game he made maps for), had the password "12345678"
associated with it,
he was forced to change accounts. He picked a
new name, "JupiterKS". Having always believed that he was a great
Knight, sent from Jupiter to protect those he loves (when he finds
them, that is), the name change was mostly self evident. However,
when questioned about the "KS" part, he merely stated that it was
his real name, which he wasn't going to tell anyone.
Aircraftkiller's real name, at least according to the state of
Florida, has the initials "J.H.". Aircraftkiller decided to pick a
new real name for himself, a Japanese name most likely stemming for
his love of Sailor Moon, and not tell anyone about it. Not his
friends, his family, not even the state of Florida where he lived.
He just thought up a new name and decided it was his real name from
that moment on.
His first Girlfriend
Aircraftkiller's first
girlfriend was born with a near fatal lung disease, which nearly
caused her to die on several occasions.
At some point, ACK managed
to convince this poor soul that he wasn't that much of a douche and
declared his love for her.
Then she died during a fatal operation
on her lungs.
Months went by, ACK made regular updates to his
[Livejournal] about how he could feel her presence watching over
him. He wrote about how objects that had significant meaning to
them both mysteriously disappeared, taken by her spirit to remind
her of him.
He even had mysterious dreams, where he was protecting
her as the Knight from Jupiter. This Dream was clearly a sign that
she was with him at all times, that she cared for him. Or so he
wrote.
Then she came back to life.
His sort of now ex reappeared
some time later, alive and well. As it turns out, the operation was
a complete success and she was simply recovering the whole time, it
was her sister that lied about her death, just so she could get
close to the great man herself.
ACK, being the true douche that he
is, seen this as a sign of true love and announced his undying love
for her instead.
They broke up some time later.
His Second
Girlfriend
His second girlfriend, whom ACK decided that he would
marry less than a month after meeting her, eventually got sick of
him for being a lazy bastard who never helped around the house. She
then blew the lid on ACK's more devious goings-on, about how much
he had actually lied to everything, in particular about his
cats
They never did get married.
The Pretty Girl
Within
Aircraftkiller, who claimed to be completely in love with
his second girlfriend, bought her presents, as every good boyfriend
would do. From ebay he bought the most beautiful dresses he could
find. His second girlfriend, who for social integrity purposes will
remain anonymous, received these dresses gladly.
One day, after
a nap, she came into her bedroom and found her dresses, pantyhoses,
shoes and more sprawled out on the bed. She assumed he was seeing a
girl, which was not that bad in itself as the whole relationship
was one big façade to make him look good to begin with. Looking for
an explanation for this phenomenon, his girlfriend went looking for
Aircraftkiller, who shortly thereafter walked into the front door
in his underwear. When inquired as to his recent whereabouts,
Aircraftkiller shrugged it off with a generic "Nowhere". As for the
women's clothing on the bed, he told her they were meant for
her.
Later on she was looking for some pictures from their
shared digital camera on Aircraftkiller's computer, and ran across
a folder that contained pictures that are best left unseen for
everyone. Recoiling in horror, Aircraftkiller's second girlfriend
laid her eyes on actual, high resolution photographs of
Aircraftkiller wearing aforementioned dresses Aircraftkiller bought
- not for her, but for himself.
Upon inquiry, Aircraftkiller
explained his girlfriend that she wouldn't understand why he
dressed up like the pretty little girl he secretly was on the
inside, because she did not understand how it was to live as a man,
knowing you should have been born a woman. In the process he blamed
God, because He, in his infinite wisdom, decided that
Aircraftkiller must know what it's like to be on the other side.
Truly, the LORD's ways are not our ways.
Soon after that, the
pictures were dispatched to an unknown location, if they still
exist.
His Starving cats
Aircraftkiller made a plea one day for donations. He stated that
he, his girlfriend and his cats, were starving and needed money for
food. He manages to rake in quite a considerable sum of money and
it wasn't until his second girlfriend decided to kick him out that
it came to light that he had lied about the whole thing. The
donation money was spent on games and porn, which he didn't even
have the decency to share with his girlfriend at the time.