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Alex Shmorhun (born February 6, 1992) is a Ukrainian-born wrestler. He was awarded a gold medal in Greco-Roman wrestling at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia, becoming the youngest Ukrainian to do so. Shmorhun's wrestling career came to an abrupt halt in 2004 after allegations of Radiation Induced Steroid use were filed against him. RIS, a product commonly found in the former Soviet States but not widely popular outside them, have been known to cause accelerated growth of limbs and muscles.

In a memorable acceptance speech at the 1996 Olympics, Shmorhun stated (with the help of a teleprompter) that at this early stage in his career, he was just happy to have been as successful as he was. Beating three-time Greco-Roman champion Dmitry Ingabanovinanovina-na, believed to be the inspiration for the character in the popular 2003 Ben Stiller film, Zoolander. Shmorhun attributed his unprecedented success to his ability to wiggle out of his opponent's grasps, "like David versus Goliath." His main wrestling rival is Stuart Maier<ref>http://virginiawrestling.com/high_school/hs_wrestlers.php?wr_id=142556</ref>, an American wrestler believed to have used steroids which stunted his growth. Another wrestling rival his Joe "Fatta" <ref>http://www.virginiawrestling.com/high_school/hs_wrestlers.php?wr_id=142564</ref>, another American wrestler known for his skills in fatting on his oponents. In one famous encounter, "Fatta" jiggled his fat, blinding Shmorhun, and then attempted to pin him with his thunder thighs. But, using his ability to wiggle, escaped and proceeded to then destroy "Fatta", ending his reign of fat.

More recently, Shmorhun has relapsed into his drug usage, this time following to the now-popular cult drug Powerthirst<ref>http://youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs</ref>, with the hopes of once again becoming good at sports. As a result of the effects of the menergy beverage, he has already spawned 250 babies and counting. In a spot of Ukrainian genius, however, Shmorhun gave powerthirst to the babies to make them run as fast as Kenyans. Using these speed-babies, he has set up a hamster-wheel style electrical power plant and now enjoys a rich profit. He has retired to the Langley area of Northern Virginia, where he enjoys the occasional match with Maier and other local wrestlers.



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