Overview

Alibaba Rap G is a member of the G-Unit cheerleaders group and is their most valuable cheerleader. He is the proud owner of an ungodly sized Sony Bravia and a Hummer H3.

He was very successful with his business of selling underwear to obese men, and now considers himself a billionaire, despite the fact that his company went bankrupt a long time ago and he lives in a cardboard box now.

This is yet another sign of the Pinocchio Syndrome, a rare mental illness which causes the patient's nose to grow bigger and bigger each time a lie is told, a reason why Alibaba Rap G's nose has now grown larger than his face and requires constant medical attention. This syndrome was first diagnosed by Dr. Noor Anis, a student doctor in Sri Lanka.

From Humble Beginnings

Huzefa bin Alirambutan was born to the Alirambutan Royal family in Afghanistan, and his first words were supposedly: "Huzefa is stylin' and profilin'" which stirred a lot of controversy.

Huzefa is extremely delusional, and thinks he is very rich, but this is all in his head, as he got hit in the head by a flying turtle.

Appearances on media

Alibaba Rap G has made appearances in many hit TV shows such as Survivor, Power Puff Girls (as 'Beanie'), The Bold And The Beautiful among some.

He also made massive appearances in various media when he was accused of having sexual intercourse with a goat, an allegation Alibaba Rap G has always denied, despite being proven by CCTV camera footage and various photographs.

External links

Official Alibaba Rap G site