Alison Paige Bell is a college student at the University of Oregon. She is a member of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority and president of the University of Oregon Counsel for Mothers in Bands. She is going to graduate with a degree in music. As shown in her most recent profile picture, she has recently become pregnant. She is expecting on April 20, 2008. After giving birth to her twins she hopes to return to her career in gymnastics.

Biography

Early Life

Bell was born in Portland, the youngest of three children. Her mother, was originally from Orlando, Florida, and had been a cheerleader for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Her father, originally from a small village in Cambodia, moved to Europe and started a small deli sandwich chain in northern Ireland which then influenced his move to the United States in 1974. Bell, grew up in Boring, a small farm community in northern Oregon, and attended Sam Barlow High School, graduating in 2005. She was part of the varsity band, 1st chair tuba, and all state gymnastics athlete specializing in the balance beam and the uneven bars. Her family resides in Boring.



High School Life

These were some of Ali's toughest years. After being named the Little Miss Gymnast Oregon for the third year in a row in 1998, (She won the award 1996, 1997, 1998) her career seemed go downhill. At her first party in high school, she started experimenting with many different drugs and alcohol. Her addiction that soon followed caused her to have to forfeit her trophies and actually received an indefinite ban from gymnastics in Oregon.

This would all change though. While being home schooled during her junior year of high school, she began listening to the tunes of the Artist Formerly Known As Prince. She claimed that his music gave her inspiration to change the bad choices that she had made in her life. Speaking of her favorite song, she stated, "I like to live like I am partying like its 1999 everyday." She made drastic improvements to her life that year but still didn't have any friends when she returned, for her senior year, to Sam Barlow High School<ref>http://198.236.98.13/</ref>. It may have been the new Prince outfits that she was wearing, her return to the marching band (1st chair Tuba), or it could have been her second pregnancy in as many years. Whichever it was, her lack of social skills would have a tremendous impact on her college years.



College Life

After attending the Oregon School for Advanced Musicians in the summer of 2004, she began attending The University of Oregon. Should would receive a full musical scholarship which covers the cost of tuition, room and board, books, instrument cleaning, and an all expense paid trip to meet her idol, Joe Murphy. Youtube Video of Murphy This was the best trip of her life. During her meet and greet with the famous Joe Murphy, she fell in love and they soon had three children. Since he was always on the road as a struggling musician, their relationship struggled. He ended the relationship with a note saying, "Yo Bitch, I can't support our five kids. I'm sorry. There will always be a place for you in my heart and my tuba spit valve. Yours Truly, Joe Murphy. p.s. I borrowed five dollars and some of the baby's milk. Luckily you didn't give it to her though, it was really sour! K bye."

After this, Bell was obviously heartbroken. Her and her five children, (Michael, Tito, Jermaine, Janet, and Joe Murphy Jr.) did not leave her dorm room once during the winter term of 2006. Her roommate eventually had to move out because she just could not take the smell of the baby diapers. Ali never really learned any motherhood techniques as she had children so young in her life. The worst/best thing happened when her son Michael was found climbing out of her dorm room window to play with a monkey named Bubbles. Social services saw the child out on the tree and charged into the dorm room door. The kids were all sitting on the floor playing drinking games while Ali was playing her tuba looking at a slideshow of Joe. Her children were taken away from her and she finally began to get her life on track.

She knew she would never have any friends as long as she stayed in band so she signed up for sorority recruitment. She wasn't accepted to any of the sororities on campus, but UO Greek Life assured her she could find friendship with the gothic cult started at Lane Community College<ref>http://www.lanecc.edu/</ref>. She did not want this so she had her dad write a thirty seven million dollar check to the Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority. Though they knew their reputation would go down by letting in somebody like Ali, they accepted the check and allowed her into the organization. They never initiated her though. Dani Metz has stated, "She is just a member, not a sister. We wont let her into chapter. No matter how annoying it is when she knocks, we don't let her it."

Since the graduation and departure of her brother, she now has one friend. His name is Edgar Gallardo. People cannot really understand why, but Edgar actually hangs out with her all the time. Sources have said that he has also been paid a significant amount from Mr. Bell, but no credible source have given a documented amount.


Interests
<br />Band
<br />Tuba
<br />Beer
<br />Pills
<br />Edgar Gallardo
<br />Trying to hang out with: Dani Metz, Katie Stone, Lizzy Unger, Alix Schmidt and Rindi Zavodsky (They usually say <br />HELL NO!!)
<br />Dough Co.
<br />Smoking Cigarettes
<br />Interpretive Dancing
<br />GYMNASTICS!!!!!
<br />Sweating
<br />Watching Porn
<br />Peeing in Public and on boys in her bed