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Along Came Polly
Directed by John Hamburg
Produced by Danny DeVito
Michael Shamberg
Stacey Sher
Written by John Hamburg
Starring Ben Stiller
Jennifer Aniston
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Debra Messing
Hank Azaria
Bryan Brown
Alec Baldwin
Music by Theodore Shapiro
Distributed by Universal Studios
Release date(s) January 16, 2004 (2004-01-16)
Running time 90 minutes
Country United States
Language English
Budget $42 million
Gross revenue $170,360,435

Along Came Polly is a 2004 American romantic comedy film written and directed by John Hamburg.



Reuben Feffer (Ben Stiller) is an insurance underwriter who, since his job involves analyzing risk for insurance purposes, likes living life in complete safety and free from any unnecessary risk. As the film opens, he is celebrating his wedding to Lisa Kramer (Debra Messing), but promptly catches her having sex on their honeymoon with Claude (Hank Azaria), a French scuba instructor. After he returns he attempts to begin piecing his life back together. One night at the behest of his best friend - and fallen former teen actor - Sandy (Phillip Seymour Hoffman), he goes to an art gallery. There he runs into an extroverted former classmate named Polly Prince (Jennifer Aniston). The reunion is cut short, however, due to Sandy having sharted (a contraction of the words "shit" and "fart" - as Sandy explains to Reuben, not knowing what sharted means: "I just farted and shit came out...") and wanting to go home.

Reuben decides to ask Polly out which in turn aggravates Sandy, who states that Polly is not as how she was when they were in junior high. At the end of the night he calls Polly but hangs up, she calls back and before he can stop it, his answering machine announces his name. Reuben then detours near Polly's apartment in time to see her walking in. He quickly deflects her inquiry as to whether or not he had hung up on her the previous night, to which he replies that "the phone lines must've gotten crossed or something". Despite this he manages to give her a business card and they make tentative plans to get together.

After Polly rearranges their plans a few times they finally manage to meet up at a Moroccan-style restaurant. Unfortunately for him, Reuben begins to suffer a bout of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (despite Sandy having reminded him of this prior to the date) and begins perspiring heavily. Unable to use the restaurant's bathroom (as it was occupied the entire time), he finally attempts to use Polly's bathroom. He runs into yet another problem here, this time finding that there's no toilet paper. He grabs a towel off of the rack but in the process blocks the toilet. He then tries to use Polly's new - and expensive - loofah in an effort to unplug the toilet. This attempt fails miserably and ends with Reuben's humiliation at Polly catching him in the act (after the toilet has overflowed onto the floor). To compound things, she reveals to him that the towel that he had used was in fact a hand-embroidered gift from her grandmother. Despite all of this Polly agrees to another date, this time at an Indian restaurant where they meet up with Reuben's parents. While at dinner Reuben's mother tells Polly of his failed marriage to Lisa and how she cheated on him during their honeymoon. Polly, touched by this, amends that she will help him to get over Lisa.

Reuben and Polly begin dating, with her introducing him to activities he once wrote off as "too risky" (such as salsa dancing). Meanwhile at work Reuben is attempting to assess Leland Van Lew, an Australian industrialist who enjoys engaging in life threatening stunts (such as swimming with great white sharks) thus also making it harder for anyone to insure him. Sandy is also busy making a documentary about his "life as a star" as well as preparing to perform in a stage revival of Jesus Christ Superstar cast as Judas and convinced that he is the true star of the production.

Reuben runs into a conundrum when he finds himself torn between the free-spirited Polly and Lisa, who has returned and has stated her wish to reconcile their relationship. To solve this issue he enters Polly and Lisa into the Risk Master, a computer insurance program which measures risk in percentages when entered with people's advantages and disadvantages. The computer tells him that, despite his numerous blunders with her, that Polly is the best choice for him due in part to her lifestyle.

Lew invites Reuben to join him on a boating trip and he in turn decides to bring Polly along. During a storm Polly accidentally knocks into Reuben's computer, turning on the Risk Master. She sees he listed all her flaws and has compared her against those of Lisa. In a fit of anger she confronts him with the information, accusing him of using her as a fling while still remaining legally married to Lisa. She punctuates this point by stating that her own father had actually had two separate wives and families, revealing her reason for being afraid of commitment. Reuben attempts to talk her down, but to no avail. She breaks things off with him then and there by telling him that he'd be better off going back to Lisa.

Reuben moves into his new house and talks to Lisa, who wants to see him. While at Sandy's play together they run into a friend of Polly's, who in turn reveals to him that she's leaving town, but he doesn't know why. As they sit down to watch the play Reuben gets a call from his boss Stan to give a final evaluation on Lew's case. As the play's beginning Sandy announces to the audience that he will be playing the lead of the play as well as his own part, prompting the lead actor to pick a fist fight with him right then and there on the stage. Afterwards Reuben's dad breaks his silence from the start of the film and tells Sandy to let go of his past, that life is about enjoying the ride. This has the dual effect of inspiring Reuben, who then tells Lisa he won't take her back because she's a "heartless bitch" for cheating on him. Reuben then convinces Sandy to stand in for him at the final meeting regarding Lew's case so that he can rush to catch Polly before she leaves town. He sees her leaving but is unable to keep up. He wanders back to her apartment where he finds her pet ferret Rodolfo, whose leash had gotten caught in the door. Soon after Polly comes back around the corner in time to see Reuben with Rodolfo. He apologizes to her and tells her that she was risky but worth it. Polly is not yet convinced of his epiphany, so Reuben then buys some nuts from a vendor and drops them on the ground before eating them, proving to her that he's capable of taking risks. He also tells her that if she leaves, she'll never know what they could have had together. The scene then cuts to Reuben and Polly on the beach where he and Lisa had had their honeymoon at the beginning of the film and where he again encounters Claude. Instead of being angry this time Reuben thanks Claude, and then heads into the water with Polly.


Critical reception

Many critics disliked Along Came Polly, saying the chemistry was forced and scenes formulaic. The movie earned a "Rotten" 27 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.[1] The film was a financial success, making $170,360,435 in the worldwide box office.[2]


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Along Came Polly is a 2004 American romantic comedy film starring Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston.

Written and directed by John Hamburg.
For the most cautious man on Earth, life is about to get interesting.


Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes, please?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
Reuben Feffer: You're on the non-plan plan!
Polly Prince: I am NOT on the non-plan plan!
Polly Prince: I'm not going to marry you Reuben.
Reuben Feffer: I don't want to get married. I just want to take you to dinner...sometime this week.
Polly Prince: Can I pick the place?
Claude: Oh my stars and strips, Leuben! I cannot believe it is you!
Polly Prince: This is Polly.
Claude: Hi Polly. I am Claude.
Irving Feffer: It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if you are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect, something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for.
Stan Indursky: Good things.
Reuben Feffer: So whose party is this again?
Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot. [pause]
Sandy Lyle: Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
Claude: It's like zee story of zee heeppo.
Reuben Feffer: I'm not familiar with that story.
Claude: Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?
Reuben Feffer: [long pause] I'm gonna kill you!
Reuben Feffer: (yelps) Rat! Rat in the house!
Polly Prince : Oh, no, no. This is Rodolfo. He's a ferret.


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