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Amintore Peluso (born 29th January 1987 Box
Hill, Melbourne) is a self proclaimed 'Human' who has called
Australia home for
more than 19 years. He has a keen interest in
World War 2 and
comedy, (somehow he
manages to combine the 2 into one topic) however his main hobbies
always seem to revolve around computers.His current
annual earnings from work related activities is $0.00
(aus).
Early Life
Amintore Peluso was born in Box Hill
hospital.As a child, Amintore experienced life
form a middle class perspective, although at age 5 he probably
didn't know the meaning of the word perspective.
At primary school
Amintore was always getting into trouble, due to his reputation for
socializing at innapropriate times.In
fact this behavior remains with him to the present
day.But it wasn't till around the time
he was in 5th grade that his teachers noticed that he may be
'gifted'.Throughout the remainder of his
primary school days he was subjected to weekly tests by a
professional hired by the school.At the
end of the year it was determined Amintore was certainly gifted,
and his intelligence was in the top 5% of other people in his age
group.However, due to numerous reasons
his talents were doomed to go to waste, the main one being
Amintore's own lack of motivation.
In the year 1997 Amintore's
moved primary schools, and it was at this place that it was
discovered he had a talent for acting.He
was given the lead role in his school's play (1998).Despite being given rave reviews by family and friends,
this memory has continued to haunt him throughout his life.
High School
In 1999 Amintore enrolled at Vermont Secondary
College.Amintore's performance at
school was highly erratic, sometimes he would hand in assignments
that were A material at the very least, other times he didn't even
finish his work at all.Some teachers
believed he was a complete failure as a student and quickly
abandoned any hope of teaching him.Whilst others managed to spot his hidden talents and
took interest in him.
Overall Amintore's high school performance
was sub-par, and he failed his final year.He later decided to repeat year 12 which he
says."Was one of the best things I
ever did!"
The Adventures of Nick
During his first year of year 12, Amintore also took an avid
interest in developing comic strips. By far, his most
popular series was 'The Adventure's of Nick'.Where his fellow students would literally line up just
to read it.The series started as a
poorly drawn stick figure cartoon featuring the main character
'Nick'.But the series later evolved into
a slightly less poorly drawn cartoon.
The character of Nick was
actually loosely based on one of Amintore's High School friends,
Nick Crossett..
The Adventures of
Nick seemed to always consist of the character Nick, and his
misfortunes in life. it was not uncommon to see Nick roaming the
Sahara
Desert in search of water, for no apparent
reason.Or for him to be tricked into
selling his soul to the
devil. A total of 51 full A4 page episodes were
created.Along with numerous 3 box strips
and splash-panels.
The comics have now been discontinued,
however there is a rumor that Amintore may be making one final full
length feature comic book, for the 2-Dimensional hero.
Year
12, Take 2
Amintore's second time around in 2005 yielded
slightly better results academically, which earned him a pass in
his VCE.Although Amintore wasn't referring to his passing grade
as the best thing about repeating year 12.He was referring to none other than the love of his
life, Rebecca Mallison.
Rebecca
During his second year of year 12, Amintore met
Rebecca.They first met through mutual
friends, and their friendship quickly grew.Amintore says he owes his good first impression with
Rebecca to an article he published in an independent newsletter
that he and his friend, Kane Crawford published."The newsletter was a great thing, it's too bad
Kane and I only made one issue of 'The Yellow-Dart
Times'...But I guess we had so
many great ideas that we could never only focus on
one."Amintore's friendship later
evolved into a strong pen-pal based relationship, which still goes
on to this day.
Amintore asked Rebecca out at a party at her
house, on the 1st October 2005 due to some encouragement by another
of his friends, Chris Knight.And for
that reason Amintore wishes to express his thanks to
Chris."Chris, I'd just like to say
thank you for that little challenge you gave me on that
night.
He has said on numerous occasions that he cannot
stand to be away from her, so it was no surprise that he was
saddened to find out that Rebecca would leave the country on a
round the world tour.Despite being
thousands of kilometers away, Amintore and Rebecca continued to
write each other letters.
Every piece of mail that Amintore has
received from Rebecca has been kept and cherished.They are currently held in a drawer in his bedroom,
where they can be easily rescued in case his house catches on
fire.
The Article
The following text is the un-edited
final copy of Amintore's rant article published issue #1 in the
Yellow Dart Times:
THE THINGS I LIKE THAT EVERYONE
ELSE DOESN’T
It takes all sorts of people to make the
world go around… or was that gravity?Either way the
point is different people have different opinions.Difference of opinion is a great and wonderful thing;
it starts wars, gets people killed, divorces married people, gets
employees fired from work and it gets me banned from the local
history museum for 6 months.
But I digress… You see i'm
constantly searching for new things that might interest me, and
occasionally ill stumble on a great and marvelous
thing.Most of these things I fall in
love with end up being loathed and hated by anyone seeking
attention… or political correctness.
A prime example of this is
my taste in music, sure I love to listen to mainstream bands such
as Blink-182,
Greenday and
Sum 41.But I also love to listen to the relatively unknown
bands; Jawbreaker, Armchair Martian,
Built to
Spill and The Descendents.However my personal favorite would be The Ataris.Lets face it, you’ve never even heard of these bands,
and if you have, you probably hate them.
And then there’s those
people who have a 3 band vocabulary and listen only to popular
music, for the sake of being popular.Chances are if they heard one of those songs before it
became popular, they’d hate it, only because it wasn’t
popular.
There’s plenty of undiscovered talent out there in the
music world.So i’m asking you not as a
writer but as your friend, the next time your down at the music
store and you have an extra couple of minutes to burn, why not
listen to a band or artist you’ve never heard of.Who knows, you might even like it, but I wont lie to
you, chances are you’ll hate it and you’ll ask yourself “Why the
hell did I listen to this in the first place, I wasted 5 minutes of
my life listening to this piece of crap…” But hey!At least you tried, and in the end isn’t that s all
that matters?
If it’s not please disregard this article and
return to the hustle and bustle that you call living, in your short
pathetic human lives.
<<< End of
Article>>>
The article was an instant hit with
Amintore's friends.Or at least that is
what he likes to tell people.
Current Status
When
Amintore is asked what his current status is, his reply is
usually."Current
status?Why the hell do you
wanna know that?
He is currently studying, and that term is
used very loosely, to complete his advanced
diploma of Information Technology.Which
was perhaps the easiest IT course that required the least amount of
work.
Apart from breathing, eating,
drinking and sleeping, Amintore also enjoys avoiding work and
wasting time.In fact he has become so
good at the last two things; he can do them at the same time with
almost no extra effort.
Amintore is perhaps a very unique person
on this earth, but then again, who isn't.His personality and sense of humor is enjoyed by many,
but not all.When asked what he thinks of
his life he simply responds: "It's been
great!Especially since I met
Rebecca."