Angelo Dalli (born 1978) is the R&D Director and founder of Linguamine and a specialist on search engine technologies. He occupied the position of CEO of Maltalinks, a search engine for content about Malta and Gozo and business exchange for Maltese companies during 2002-2004.

He has led the Maltese national informatics team in the International Olympiad in Informatics at IOI 2002 in Seoul, South Korea and IOI 2004 in Athens, Greece.

Previously he has held the position of Publication Executive for PC World with the International Data Group. Academically he is affiliated with the Natural Language Processing Group at the University of Sheffield and the University of Malta where he lectures at the Department of Computer Science and AI.

Teaching Career

Throughout his teaching career at the University of Malta, Angelo was widely criticised as being unable to perform. Poor results from students and bad reviews throughout the year, made sure that Angelo was never popular on campus. It was only thanks to other lecturers that took time to explain Angelo's "teachings" that students where able to apprehend anything. Angelo was always vague at best with his explanations. It is also documented that he gave some lectures whilst in a drunken state, after attending wine tasting. It is also a widely known fact that Angelo dates female students who in turn perform miraculously well.

Angelo Dalli qisu O.X.X. (Some Facts)

Q: How can you tell if a Angelo Dalli is a good cook?
A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: What do you call a Angelo Dalli at university?
A: A visitor.

Q. Why does a Angelo Dalli smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: What did the mom say to her Angelo Dalli duaghter before a date?
A: If your not in bed by 12 come home.

Q: Why did the Angelo Dalli only smell good on the right side?
A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Q: Why did the Angelo Dalli put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Q: Did you hear about the Angelo Dalli who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

Q: Why did the Angelo Dalli stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: How many Angelo Dallis does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: What happened to the Angelo Dalli ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How do you recognize a Angelo Dalli at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Q: Why did the Angelo Dalli quit his job as a restroom attendant?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

Q: What do you call Angelo Dalli twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb

Q: How can you tell if a Angelo Dalli has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the Angelo Dalli?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call an all-Angelo Dalli skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

Q: Why did the Angelo Dalli take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight

Q: Did you hear about the Angelo Dalli who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Q: Did you hear about the Angelo Dalli who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Q: Why can't Angelo Dallis take coffee breaks?
A: They're too hard to re-train.


==External links==

Linguamine

Maltalinks Search Engine

Angelo Dalli Site

University of Malta

University of Sheffield