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Animaniacs
Animaniacs.svg

The Animaniacs logo. From left to right: Brain, Yakko, Dot (bottom), Wakko, and Pinky
Also known as Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs
Genre Animated comedy / satire / Variety show
Format Rubber hose animation
Created by Tom Ruegger
Voices of Rob Paulsen
Jess Harnell
Tress MacNeille
John Mariano
Chick Vennera
Maurice LaMarche
Frank Welker
Bernadette Peters
Nancy Cartwright
Julie Brown
Laura Mooney
Sherri Stoner
Nathan Ruegger
Luke Ruegger
Cody Ruegger
Jim Cummings
Tom Bodett
Theme music composer Richard Stone
Composer(s) Richard Stone
Steve Bernstein
Julie Bernstein
Gordon Goodwin
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 5
No. of episodes 99 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Steven Spielberg
Producer(s) Tom Ruegger
Rich Arons
Sherri Stoner
Rusty Mills
Peter Hastings
Running time 22 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Fox (Fox Kids) (1993–1995)
The WB (Kids' WB block) (1995–1999)
Original run September 13, 1993 – November 14, 1998
Chronology
Related shows Pinky and the Brain
Freakazoid
Tiny Toon Adventures

Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs, usually referred to as Animaniacs, is an American animated series, distributed by Warner Bros. and produced by Amblin Entertainment. The cartoon was the second animated series produced by the collaboration of Steven Spielberg and Warner Bros. Animation during the animation renaissance of the late 1980s and early 1990s. The studio's first series, Tiny Toon Adventures, was a success among younger viewers, and attracted a sizable number of adult viewers. A major precedent for the series was the success of Disney's Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which featured appearances by many of its famous cartoon characters, and was co-produced by Amblin Entertainment. The Animaniacs writers and animators, led by senior producer Tom Ruegger, used the experience gained from the previous series to create new animated characters that were cast in the mold of Chuck Jones and Tex Avery's creations.[1]

The comedy of Animaniacs was a broad mix of old-fashioned wit, slapstick, pop culture references, and cartoon violence and wackiness. The show featured a number of comedic educational segments that covered subjects such as history, mathematics, geography, astronomy science, and social studies, often in musical form. Animaniacs itself was a variety show, with short skits featuring a large cast of characters. While the show had no set format, episode structure varied to suit the needs of the segments included; the majority of episodes were composed of three short mini-episodes, each starring a different set of characters, and bridging segments.

Animaniacs first aired on Fox Kids from 1993 until 1995 and later appeared on The WB from 1995 to 1999 as part of its Kids' WB afternoon programming block. The series had a total of 99 episodes and one film, titled Wakko's Wish. It later aired on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network in syndication.

Contents

Background

Premise

The Warner siblings and the other characters lived in Burbank, California.[2] However, characters from the series had episodes in various places and periods of time. The Animaniacs characters interacted with famous persons and creators of the past and present as well as mythological characters and characters from modern television. Andrea Romano, the voice director and caster for Animaniacs, said that the Warner siblings functioned to "tie the show together," by appearing in and introducing other characters' segments.[3] Each Animaniacs episode usually consisted of two or three cartoon shorts.[4] Animaniacs segments ranged in time, from bridging segments less than a minute long to episodes spanning the entire show length; writer Peter Hastings said that the varying episode lengths gave the show a "sketch comedy" atmosphere.[5]

Characters

Animaniacs had a wide cast of characters. Shown here is the majority of the characters from the series.

Animaniacs had a large cast of characters, separated into separate segments, with each pair or set of characters acting in its own plot. The Warners, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, were three cartoon stars from the 1930s that were locked away in the Warner Bros. water tower until the 1990s, when they escaped.[2] After their escape, they often interacted with Warner Bros. studio workers, including Ralph, the security guard; Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, the studio psychiatrist, and his assistant Hello Nurse. Pinky and the Brain are two genetically altered laboratory mice that continuously plotted and attempted to take over the world.[6] Slappy Squirrel is an aged cartoon star that would easily outwit antagonists and educate her nephew, Skippy Squirrel, about cartoon techniques.[7] Additional principal characters included Rita and Runt, Buttons and Mindy, Chicken Boo, Flavio and Marita (The Hip Hippos), Katie Ka-Boom, a trio of pigeons known as The Goodfeathers, and Minerva Mink.

Creation and inspiration

The Animaniacs cast of characters had a variety of inspiration, from celebrities to writers' family members to other writers. Executive Producer Steven Spielberg said that the irreverence in Looney Tunes cartoons inspired the Animaniacs cast.[1] The general premise of Animaniacs and the Warner siblings were created by Tom Ruegger, who also came up with the concept and characters for Pinky and the Brain. Ruegger was also the senior producer and creative leader of the show. Writer Deanna Oliver contributed The Goodfeathers scripts and the character Chicken Boo.[5] Producer and writer Sherri Stoner contributed heavily to Slappy Squirrel and Pinky and the Brain.[5] Nicholas Hollander based Katie Kaboom on his teenage daughter.[5]

Senior Producer Tom Ruegger modeled the Warners’ personalities heavily after those of his three sons.[8] Because the Warners were portrayed as cartoon stars from the early 1930s, Ruegger and other artists for Animaniacs made the images of the Warners similar to cartoon characters of the early 1930s.[8] Simple black and white drawings were very common in cartoons of the 1920s and 1930s, including Bosko, Flip the Frog, Felix the Cat, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Bimbo, Don Dog, and the early versions of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse.

Tom Ruegger created Pinky and the Brain after being inspired by the personalities of two of his Tiny Toon Adventures colleagues, Eddie Fitzgerald and Tom Minton. Ruegger thought of the premise of Pinky and the Brain when he wondered what would happen if Minton and Fitzgerald tried to take over the world.[9]

Sherri Stoner created Slappy the Squirrel when another writer and friend of Stoner, John McCann, made fun of Stoner’s career in TV movies playing troubled teenagers. When McCann joked that Sherri would be playing troubled teenagers when she was fifty years old, Sherri developed the idea of Slappy's characteristics as an older person acting like a teenager.[5] Sherri Stoner liked the idea of an aged cartoon character because an aged cartoon star would know the secrets of other cartoons and "have the dirt on [them]".[3]

Production

Producers

Steven Spielberg was the executive producer during the entire run, Tom Ruegger was the senior producer, Jean MacCurdy was the executive in charge of production, and Rich Arons, Sherri Stoner, Peter Hastings, Rusty Mills, and Liz Holzman were producers of the show. The producers of the show usually had other jobs on the series; Tom Ruegger, Rich Arons, and Sherri Stoner all served as writers, and Spielberg was very involved in the show’s writing, checking every script for the series.[4] Voice director Andrea Romano said that Spielberg also came up with story ideas, read storyboards, and came to recording sessions.[3]

Writers

Writers for Animaniacs included writers Tom Ruegger, Sherri Stoner and Paul Rugg, Deanna Oliver, John McCann, Nicholas Hollander, Peter Hastings, Charlie Howell, Gordon Bressack, Jeff Kwitny, Earl Kress, Tom Minton, and Randy Rogel. Writers Hastings, Rugg, Stoner, McCann, Howell, and Bressack were involved in sketch comedy.[5] Other writers for the series came from cartoon backgrounds, including Kress, Minton, and Randy Rogel.[5]

Made-up stories did not exclusively comprise Animaniacs writing, as writer Peter Hastings said: "We weren’t really there to tell compelling stories(...) [As a writer] you could do a real story, you could recite the Star-Spangled Banner, or you could parody a commercial(...) you could do all these kinds of things, and we had this tremendous freedom and a talent to back it up."[5] Writers for the series wrote into Animaniacs stories that happened to them; the episodes "Ups and Downs," "Survey Ladies," and "I Got Yer Can" were episodes based on true stories that happened to Paul Rugg,[10] Deanna Oliver, and Sherri Stoner,[5] respectively. Another episode, "Bumbi’s Mom," both parodied the film Bambi and was a story based on Stoner’s childhood reaction to the film.[3]

In an interview, writers for the series said that Animaniacs allowed for non-restrictive and open writing.[5] Writer Peter Hastings said that the format of the series had the atmosphere of a sketch comedy show because Animaniacs segments could widely vary in both time and subject.[5] Writer Sherri Stoner said that the Animaniacs writing staff worked well as a team in that writers could consult other writers on how to write or finish a story, as was the case in the episode "The Three Muska-Warners".[5] Writers Rugg, Hastings and Stoner said that the Animaniacs writing was free in that the writers were allowed to write about and parody subjects that would not be touched on other series.[5]

Voicing

The Animaniacs voice cast came from Animaniacs predecessor, Tiny Toon Adventures, including the voices of Yakko and Dot, Rob Paulsen and Tress MacNeille, respectively. Andrea Romano, the voice director and caster for Animaniacs, said that the casters wanted Paulsen to play the role of Yakko: "We had worked with Rob Paulsen before on a couple of other series and we wanted him to play Yakko." Paulsen also played the roles of Pinky and Dr. Scratchansniff.[4] Romano said that the casters had "no trouble" choosing the role of Dot: "Tress MacNeille was just hilarious (...) And yet [she had] that edge."[3] The voice of Wakko, Jess Harnell, on the other hand, did not come from Tiny Toons, and said that before Animaniacs, he had little experience in voice acting other than minor roles for Disney which he "fell into".[3] Harnell said that at the audition for the show, he did a John Lennon impression and the audition "went great".[3] Producer and writer Sherri Stoner voiced Slappy the Squirrel. Stoner said that when she gave an impression of what the voice would be to Spielberg, he said she should fill the role.[3] The voice actress who played the voice of Rita, Bernadette Peters, is a professional singer and Romano herself wanted her for the role.[3] Other voice actors included Maurice LaMarche, the voice of the Brain, Squit, and the belching segments "The Great Wakkorotti" (although Jess Harnell is commonly mistaken for the role);[3] Frank Welker, the voice of Runt; and Jeff Bennett. Tom Ruegger's three sons also played roles on the series. Nathan Ruegger voiced Skippy Squirrel, nephew to Slappy, throughout the duration of the series; Luke Ruegger voiced The Flame in historical segments on Animaniacs; and Cody Ruegger voiced Birdie from Wild Blue Yonder.

Animation

To meet production deadlines, animation work on Animaniacs was farmed out to several different studios, both American and international, over the course of the show’s production. The animation companies included Tokyo Movie Shinsha, StarToons, Wang Film Productions, Freelance Animators New Zealand, and AKOM, and most Animaniacs episodes frequently had animation from different companies in each episode's respective segments.[11] Character layouts and backgrounds were produced at the Warner Bros. Animation studio in California, while the third-party companies did the animation and ink and paint work. Most of the later Kids' WB episodes were animated by Wang Film Productions and AKOM.

Animaniacs was made with a higher production value than standard television animation; the show had a higher cel count than most TV cartoons.[10] The Animaniacs characters often move fluidly, and do not regularly stand still and speak, as in other television cartoons.[10]

Music

Animaniacs was a very musical cartoon, with every episode featuring at least one original score. The idea for an original musical score in every episode came from Steven Spielberg.[12] For its music, Animaniacs used a 40-piece orchestra, with music composed by Richard Stone and assistant composers Steve and Julie Bernstein.[3] The use of the large orchestra in modern Warner Bros. animation began with Animaniacs predecessor, Tiny Toon Adventures, but Spielberg pushed for its use even more in Animaniacs.[3] Although the outcome was a very expensive show to produce, "the sound sets us apart from everyone else in animation," said Jean MacCurdy, the executive in charge of production for the series.[12] Assistant composers Steve and Julie Bernstein said that not only was the Animaniacs music written in the same style as that of Looney Tunes composer Carl Stalling, but that the music used the same studio and piano that Carl Stalling used.[3] Senior producer Tom Ruegger said that writers Randy Rogel, Nicholas Hollander, and Deanna Oliver wrote "a lot of music" for the series.[5]

Animaniacs had a variety of music types. Many Animaniacs songs were parodies of classical or folk music with an educational twist, such as "Wakko's America", which listed all the states in the U.S. and their capitals to the tune of Turkey in the Straw.[13] Another song, titled "The Presidents", named every US president to the tune of the "Cavalry Charge" segment of the William Tell Overture.[14] Non-educational songs included songs that were simply parodies of other songs, like the segment "Slippin' on the Ice", a parody of "Singin' in the Rain";[15] songs mocking things in everyday life, such as the song "Be Careful What You Eat" that made fun of all the ingredients in junk food;[16] and songs making fun of celebrities and other media, such as the song "Video Revue", which listed movie stars and films.[17] Most of the show's songs were sung by the Warners. Pinky and the Brain occasionally had songs, and the most complicated songs in the series usually went to Rita, voiced by singer Bernadette Peters. Most of the groups of characters even had their own theme songs for their segment on the show.

The song "Yakko's World," with lyrics by Randy Rogel, is perhaps the series' most famous. Other songs include "Yakko's Universe", "U.N. Me", and "Schnitzelbank", among others. The Animaniacs series theme song, performed by the Warners, was a very important part of the show. In the series' first season, the theme won an Emmy Award for best song.[18] Richard Stone composed the music for the title sequence and Tom Ruegger wrote the lyrics. Several Animaniacs albums and Sing-along VHS tapes were released, including the CDs Animaniacs, Yakko’s World, and Variety Pack, and the tape Animaniacs Sing-Along: Yakko's World.

Hallmarks and humor

The humor of Animaniacs varied in type, ranging from parody to cartoon violence. Animaniacs made parodies of television shows and films, including a parody of a large Animaniacs competitor, Power Rangers.[19] In an interview, Spielberg defended the "irreverence" of Animaniacs, saying that the Animaniacs crew has "a point of view" and does not "sit back passively and play both sides equally".[19] Spielberg also said that Animaniacs' humor of social commentary and irreverence were inspired by the Marx Brothers[19] and Looney Tunes cartoons.[1] Animaniacs, among other Spielberg-produced shows, had a large amount of cartoon violence. Spielberg defended the violence in Animaniacs by saying that the series had a balance of both violent humor and educational segments, so the series would never become either too violent or "benign".[19] Animaniacs also made use of catchphrases, recurring jokes and segments, and "adult" humor.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot shake hands with their Tiny Toon Adventures predecessors: Buster and Babs Bunny and Plucky Duck, who make a cameo appearance in an episode of Animaniacs

Recurring jokes and catchphrases

Characters on Animaniacs had catchphrases, with some characters having more than one. Notable catchphrases include Yakko’s "Goodnight, everybody!" often said following adult humor, Wakko's "Faboo!", and Dot’s frequent assertions of her cuteness. The most prominent catchphrase that was said by all the Warners was "Hello-o-o, nurse!"[2] Tom Ruegger said that the "Hello-o-o, Nurse!" line was intended to be a catchphrase much like Bugs Bunny's line, "What's up, doc?"[10] Characters Pinky and the Brain had a catchphrase where Brain would ask Pinky, "Are you pondering what I’m pondering?" to which Pinky would always respond with a non-sequitur. At the start of all Pinky and the Brain episodes, Pinky asks "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?", to which Brain answers "The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!" in a segment that preceded the theme song. Also, Brain would shout "Yes!" in response to an idea that he liked.[6] Writer Peter Hastings said that he unintentionally created these catchphrases when he wrote the episode "Win Big," and then Producer Sherri Stoner used them and had them put into later episodes.[5] Skippy Squirrel had the catchphrase, "Spew!" which was used whenever something disgusting was brought up. Slappy had the catchphrase, "Now that's comedy!" which she would deliver at the end of every Slappy Squirrel cartoon.[7] Catchphrases were also found in the segments Goodfeathers and Buttons and Mindy.

Running gags and recurring segments were very common in the show. One example is the close-up of the water tower after the closing credits; right before the end of the episode, the water tower door would open, one or more of the characters would come out, say something to the audience (usually a catchphrase or a reference to one of the episodes), and the water tower door would close.[20] Something similar happened in the last few lines of the opening theme, where after the phrase "We're Animaney, Totally Insane-y", one or more of the Warners would chime in with a rhyming phrase (the most commonly used one being "Here's the show's name-y"). Director Rusty Mills and senior producer Tom Ruegger said that recurring segments like the water tower gag, such as the segment The Wheel of Morality, were good for easier production of episodes because the same animated scenes could be used more than once.[10] The Wheel of Morality was also used to take up time in an episode that was running short.[10] In between segments, short minisegments often take place, most often involving the Warners mischief. All the characters break the Fourth Wall quite often, with characters either making faces at or talking to the audience. Another running gag was that characters would appear in one another’s segments. While one set of characters would be moving along in their episode’s plot, another set of characters would make a brief appearance and sometimes point out that they are not in the correct episode. Animaniacs even devoted an entire episode to characters and segments being switched around.[21] Animaniacs took this recurring joke even further, and several characters from the show made appearances in several episodes other Warner Bros./Spielberg-produced shows; most notably Pinky and the Brain, Freakazoid, Histeria, and some of the special episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures. Some of the characters from these shows also made appearances in some of the episodes of Animaniacs as well. There are cameos by other notable Warner characters, such as Batman and some by the original Looney Tunes characters. Most of the major writers and the composer Richard Stone made cameo appearances in the series. Because of Steven Spielberg's involvement in the series, a running gag was that his films were mentioned in the series and even a caricature of Spielberg himself appeared a few times; for instance, in the episode "Hooked on a Ceiling", Spielberg was made "eminence" of the Sistine Chapel, and the Warners painted an E.T. picture on its ceiling (in the place of God) reaching out to Elliott (in place of Adam).[22]

Included in each episode's closing credits was a gag credit for Kathryn Page, who was also properly credited as "Assistant to Producer" for the series. The gag credits included "Animal Handler", "Lemming Herder", "Shark Handler", and others.

"Adult" humor and content

A great deal of Animaniacs' humor and content was aimed at an adult audience. The comic operas of Gilbert and Sullivan Pirates of Penzance and H.M.S. Pinafore were parodied in episode 3, "HMS Yakko". Furthermore, jokes and statements that are double entendres (such as Yakko’s song of eight of the nine planets in the Solar System, after which Wakko reminds Yakko that he forgot Uranus) were used throughout the duration of the show. Some content of Animaniacs was not only aimed at an adult audience but were suggestive in nature. For example, one character, Minerva Mink had episodes that network censors considered too sexually suggestive for the show's intended audience, for which she was soon de-emphasized as a featured character.

The Animaniacs characters had personalities and character traits similar to those of film stars in movies marketed to adults. The Warners personalities were made similar to those of the Marx Brothers and Jerry Lewis, in that they, according to writer Peter Hastings, "wreak havoc," in "serious situations".[5] In addition, the show's recurring Goodfeathers segment was populated with characters based on characters from the 1990 WB film Goodfellas, an R-rated crime drama neither marketed nor intended for children.[3]

Parodies and caricatures made up a large part of Animaniacs. The episode "Hello, Nice Warners" introduced a Jerry Lewis caricature (left), who made occasional appearances on the series and movie.

Parodies

Animaniacs parodied popular TV shows and movies and caricatured celebrities.[10] One episode, "The Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation", even made fun of Animaniacs' own Internet fans.[23] Animaniacs spoofs were multi-layered, with the episode parodying one specific subject and referencing other subjects along the way. For instance, the episode "Hooked on a Ceiling" did not only parody The Agony and the Ecstasy, but it also featured Quasimodo shouting "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!", a direct reference to The Hunchback of Notre Dame.[22] Animaniacs made fun of celebrities, major motion pictures, television shows for adults (Seinfeld and Friends, among others), television shows for children, and trends in the US. Animaniacs also made potshots of Disney films, creating parodies of such films as The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, Bambi, and others. Animaniacs Director Russell Calabrese said that not only did it become a compliment to be parodied on Animaniacs but that being parodied on the series would be taken as a "badge of honor".[10]

Response

Animaniacs became a very successful show, gathering fans in both demographics of children and adults. The series received ratings higher than its competitors and won eight Daytime Emmy Awards and one Peabody Award during its run.

Ratings and popularity

During its run, Animaniacs became the second-most popular children’s show in both demographics of children ages 2–11 and children ages 6–11.[24][25] Animaniacs, along with other animated series, helped to bring "Fox Kids" ratings much larger than those of the channel’s competitors. For instance, in November 1993, Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures almost doubled the ratings of their rival shows, Darkwing Duck and Goof Troop, in both the 2–11 and 6–11 demographics that are very important to children's networks.[24] On "Kids' WB", Animaniacs gathered about one-million children viewers every week.[26]

Although Animaniacs was popular among younger viewers (the target demographic for Warner Bros.' TV cartoons), adults also responded positively to the show; in 1995, more than 21 percent of the weekday audience (4 p.m., Monday through Friday) and more than 23 percent of the Saturday morning (8 a.m.) viewers were 25 years or older.[27] The large adult fanbase even led to one of the first Internet-based fandom cultures.[28] During the show's prime, the Internet newsgroup alt.tv.animaniacs was an active gathering place for fans of the show (most of whom were adults) to post reference guides, fan fiction, and fan-made artwork about Animaniacs.[29] The online popularity of the show did not go unnoticed by the show's producers, and twenty of the most active participants on the newsgroup were invited to the Warner Bros. Animation studios for a gathering in August 1995[30] dubbed by those fans Animania IV. These people also received a sneak preview of a sketch that parodied the fans themselves, "Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation".[31]

Furthermore, the series even gained high ratings under disadvantageous circumstances. During November 1993, the Dallas Fox affiliate had a three-day transmitter failure; during this period, 11,000 homes tuned in to the blank screen during the Animaniacs timeslot, which was almost double the rating of the rival KXTX-TV children's show.[32]

Nominations and awards

Animaniacs' first major award came in 1993, when the series won one Peabody Award in its debuting season.[33] In 1994, Animaniacs was nominated for two Annie Awards, one for "Best Animated Television Program", and the other for "Best Achievement for Voice Acting" (Frank Welker).[34] Animaniacs also won two Daytime Emmy Awards for "Outstanding Achievement in Music Direction and Composition" and "Outstanding Original Song" (Animaniacs Main Title Theme).[18] In 1995, Animaniacs was nominated four times for the Annie Awards, once for "Best Animated Television Program", twice for "Voice Acting in the Field of Animation" (Tress MacNeille and Rob Paulsen), and once for "Best Individual Achievement for Music in the Field of Animation" (Richard Stone).[35] In 1996, Animaniacs won two Daytime Emmy Awards, one for "Outstanding Animated Children's Program" and the other for "Outstanding Achievement in Animation".[36] In 1997, Animaniacs was nominated for an Annie Award for "Best Individual Achievement: Directing in a TV Production" (Charles Visser for the episode "Noel").[37] Animaniacs also won two more Daytime Emmy Awards, one for "Outstanding Animated Children's Program" and the other for "Outstanding Music Direction and Composition".[38] In 1998, the last year in which new episodes of Animaniacs were produced, Animaniacs was nominated for an Annie Award in "Outstanding Achievement in an Animated Daytime Television Program".[39] Animaniacs also won a Daytime Emmy Award in "Outstanding Music Direction and Composition" (For the episode "The Brain’s Apprentice").[40] In 1999, Animaniacs won a Daytime Emmy Award for "Outstanding Achievement in Music Direction and Composition".[41] When Animaniacs won this award, it set a record for most Daytime Emmy Awards in the field of "Outstanding Achievement in Music Direction and Composition" for any individual animation studio.[42]

In 2009, IGN named Animaniacs the 17th-best animated television series.[43]

History

The Warner siblings as ducks, before they were changed to their dog-like species. The idea for the Warners to be ducks was changed during preproduction of the series.

Preproduction

Before Animaniacs was put into production, various collaboration and brainstorming efforts were thought up to create both the characters and premise of the series. For instance, ideas that were thrown out were Rita and Runt being the hosts of the show and the Warners being duck characters that Senior Producer Tom Ruegger had since his college years.[10] After the characters from the series were created, they were all shown to Executive Producer Steven Spielberg, who would decide which characters would make it into Animaniacs (the characters Buttons and Mindy were chosen by Spielberg's daughter).[10] The characters' designs came from various sources, including caricatures of other writers,[9] designs based on early cartoon characters, and characters that simply had a more modern design.[10]

"Fox Kids" Era: Episodes 1–69

Animaniacs premiered on September 13, 1993, on "Fox Kids", and was on "Fox Kids" until September 8, 1995;[4] new episodes aired from the 1993 through 1994 seasons. Animaniacs aired with a 65-episode first season because these episodes were ordered by Fox all at once.[44] While on "Fox Kids", Animaniacs gained fame for its name and became the second-most popular show among children ages 2–11 and children ages 6–11, second to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.[25][44] In 1994, Yakko, Wakko and Dot also starred in the theatrical short "I'm Mad".[45] New episodes were aired on "Fox Kids" until the 65th episode aired; Fox then ordered no more new episodes, with the exception of a short, four-episode long second season that was hastily put together from unused scripts during the Animaniacs syndication period on "Fox Kids".[44] After "Fox Kids" put Animaniacs into syndication for a year, Animaniacs switched to the new Warner Bros. channel, "Kids' WB".

"Kids' WB" Era: Episodes 70–99

The series was popular enough for Warner Bros. Animation to invest in additional episodes of Animaniacs past the traditional 65-episode marker for syndication. Animaniacs premiered on the new "Kids' WB" line-up on September 9, 1995,[4] with a new season of 13 episodes.[44] At this time, the show's popular cartoon characters, Pinky and the Brain, were spun-off from Animaniacs into their own TV series. While on "Kids' WB", Animaniacs gathered over one million children viewers every week.[26] However, Animaniacs was only successful in an unintended way, bringing in adult viewers and viewers outside the "Kids' WB" target demographic of very small children.[44] This unintended result of adult viewers and not enough very young viewers put pressure on the WB Network from advertisers and caused dissatisfaction from the WB network towards Animaniacs.[44] Slowly, orders from the WB for more Animaniacs episodes dwindled and Animaniacs made it through a couple more short seasons, relying on leftover scripts and storyboards.[32][44] The fourth season had eight episodes, which was reduced from 18 because of the WB's dissatisfaction with Animaniacs.[44] Finally, in 1998, Animaniacs was canceled by the WB, led by executive Jamie Kellner, who has also been held responsible for the cancellations of Freakazoid! and Pinky and the Brain.[46] The last new Animaniacs episode was aired on November 14, 1998.[47] Animaniacs was ended one episode short of having 100 episodes. Afterwards, Animaniacs segments were being shown along with segments from other cartoons as part of The Cat&Birdy Warneroonie PinkyBrainy Big Cartoonie Show.[48] On December 21, 1999 a direct-to-video movie starring the Warners, titled Wakko's Wish, was released.[26]

Aftermath and syndication

After Animaniacs, Spielberg collaborated with Warner Bros. Animation for a third time to produce the short-lived series Freakazoid, along with the Animaniacs spin-off series Pinky and the Brain, from which Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain was later spun off. Warner Bros. also produced three additional "zany" series in the later half of the decade titled Histeria!, a series focusing on American and World history, Toonsylvania, a series featuring stereotypical movie monsters, and Detention, an animated sitcom of quirky junior high kids trying to get out of after-school detention; both series were eventually canceled. Later, Warner Bros. cut back the size of its animation studio because the show Histeria! went over its budget,[40] and most production on further Warner Bros. animated comedy series ceased.[48]

Animaniacs, along with Tiny Toon Adventures, continued to rerun in syndication through the 1990s into the early-2000s after production of new episodes ceased. Animaniacs aired in syndication on the WB’s sister network, Cartoon Network, from January 24, 1997[4] until Nickelodeon bought the rights to air the series for spring 2001.[49][50] Animaniacs does not currently air on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, or its sister network, Nicktoons. Although the series was scheduled to re-run on Warner Bros and AOL's new broadband internet channel Toontopia TV,[51] Animaniacs is no longer a featured show on the site.

Theatrical Short and Film

"I'm Mad"

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot first theatrically appeared in the animated short, "I'm Mad", which opened nationwide alongside the full-length animated feature, Thumbelina, on March 30, 1994.[45] The musical short featured Yakko, Wakko, and Dot bickering during a car trip.[52] Producers Steven Spielberg, Tom Ruegger, and Jean MacCurdy wanted "I’m Mad" to be the first of a series of shorts to bring Animaniacs to a wider audience.[45] However, "I'm Mad" was Animaniacs' only theatrical appearance. The short was later incorporated into Animaniacs episode 69.

"Wakko's Wish"

The Warners, along with the entire Animaniacs cast of characters, starred in the feature-length, direct-to-video movie Wakko's Wish. The movie takes place in the fictional town of Acme Falls, in which the Warners and the rest of the cast are under the rule of a greedy dictator. When the Warners find out about a star that will grant a wish to the first person that touches it, the Warners, the villagers (the Animaniacs cast), and the dictator race to get to it first.[26] Although children and adults rated Wakko’s Wish highly in test-screenings,[53] Warner Bros. decided to release it direct-to-video, rather than spend money on advertising.[54] Warner Bros. released the movie on VHS on December 21, 1999;[26] there has not yet been a DVD release.

Merchandise

Home video

Episodes of the show have been released on DVD and VHS during and after the series run.

VHS videos were released in the United States and in the United Kingdom. All of those videos are out of production, but are still available at online sellers. The episodes featured are jumbled at random and are in no particular order with the series. Each video featured four to five episodes each and accompanied by a handful of shorter skits, with a running time of about 45 minutes.

Beginning on July 25, 2006, Warner Home Video began releasing DVD volume sets of Animaniacs episodes in order of the episodes' original airdates.[55] Volume one of Animaniacs sold very well; over half of the product being sold in the first week made it one of the fastest selling animation DVD sets that Warner Home Video ever put out.[56] So far, these DVD box sets are available only in United States and Canada. Sales overseas have yet to be confirmed. The fourth volume has been put on hiatus to make way for productions on DVDs for Tiny Toon Adventures and Freakazoid, and has not yet been given a definite release date.

DVD name Ep # Release date Additional information
Volume 1 25 July 25, 2006[55] This five disc box set contains the first 25 episodes from season one. Includes the featurette "Animaniacs Live!", where Maurice LaMarche hosts an in studio via satellite TV with Animaniacs friends (voice actors, composers, etc.) as they comment on the show. The video is presented in its original television aspect ratio, with Dolby Digital 5.1 audio in English, with French, Portuguese, and Spanish subtitles.
Volume 2 25 December 5, 2006[57] This five disc box set contains the second 25 episodes (26–50) from season one. Includes the featurette "The Writer's Flipped, They Have No Script", where Maurice LaMarche leads a gathering of writers on what their favorite Animaniacs episodes are that they wrote.
Volume 3 25 June 19, 2007[58] This five disc box set includes the last 15 episodes (51–65) of season one, all four episodes of season two, and the first six episodes of season three. Includes two featurettes: "They Can't Help It if They're Cute, They're Just Drawn That Way": Production commentary from the character designers, storyboard artists and art directors of the series; and "They're Totally Insane-y: In Cadence with Richard Stone": Discussion on the music of Animaniacs, highlighted by a tribute to the late composer.
Volume 4 24 TBA

Print

An Animaniacs comic book, published by DC Comics, ran from 1995 to 2000 (59 regular monthly issues, plus two specials). Initially, these featured all the characters except for Pinky and the Brain, who were published in their own comic series, though cameos were possible. Eventually, the Pinky and the Brain comic was discontinued, and was merged back into the Animaniacs series, which was then titled as Animaniacs! featuring Pinky and the Brain. The Animaniacs comic series, like the show, parodied TV and comics standards, such as Pulp Fiction and The X-Files, among others.

An Animaniacs comic strip with art by Walter Carzon ran in the United Kingdom, but was never printed in the United States.

Video games

Animaniacs was soon brought into the video game industry to produce games based on the series. Early notable games include Play Zone!'s PC game Animaniacs Game Pack! (1997) and Konami's Animaniacs for Super Nintendo (1994). More modern games include Animaniacs: The Great Edgar Hunt and Animaniacs: Lights, Camera, Action! for Nintendo DS and Gameboy Advance. Other Games include Animaniacs for Sega Genesis and Game Boy; Animaniacs: A Gigantic Adventure for PC; Animaniacs: Splat Ball! for PC; Pinky and the Brain: World Conquest for PC; Animaniacs: Ten Pin Alley for the Playstation and Pinky and the Brain: The Master Plan for Game Boy Advance (Europe only). Swing! had 2 Animaniacs games; "Animaniacs: Hollywood Hypnotics" for the Game Boy Advance and "Animaniacs: Hollywood Hijinx" for the PlayStation 2 and Gamecube, yet both games were never released.

Musical collections

Because Animaniacs had many songs, albums featuring songs from the show were produced. These albums include Animaniacs (1993), Yakko's World (1994), A Christmas Plotz (1995), The Animaniacs Faboo! Collection (1995), Animaniacs Variety Pack (1995), A Hip-Opera Christmas (1997), The Animaniacs Go Hollywood (2003), and The Animaniacs Wacky Universe (2003).

See also

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Further reading

  • Sandler, Kevin (1998). Reading the Rabbit: Explorations in Warner Bros. Animation. New Brunswick, New Jersey: Rutgers University Press. ISBN 0-8135-2538-1. 
  • Lenburg, Jeff (1999). "Animaniacs [Theatrical Short]". The Encyclopedia of Animated Cartoons (Second ed.). New York, New York: Checkmark Books. pp. 51. ISBN 0-8160-3831-7. 
  • Lenburg, Jeff (1999). "Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs [Television Series]". The Encyclopedia of Animated Cartoons (Second ed.). New York, New York: Checkmark Books. pp. 520. ISBN 0-8160-3831-7. 

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Yakko, Wakko, and Dot

[The Origin of the Warners]
Narrator: Newsreel of the Stars! Dateline: Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio. Here at the studio's new animation department, the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars, ultimately creating three new characters -- the Warner Brothers and their sister Dot.
Yakko, Wakko & Dot: Helllooooo, Nurse!
Narrator: Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control.
Yakko, Wakko & Dot: Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
Narrator: The trio ran amok throughout the studio, until their capture. The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense, were locked away in the studio vault, never to be released. As for the Warners themselves, who made even less sense, they were locked away in the studio water-tower, also never to be released. Publicly, the studio has disavowed any knowledge of the Warners' existence, to this very day -- when the Warners escaped!

Yakko: It's that time again.
Wakko: To remember the Alamo?
Dot: To do another one of our cute little skits?
Yakko: No. It's time to learn the day's lesson. And to find out what it is, we turn to...the Wheel of Morality! [spins it] Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. [it stops] Moral number three. And the moral of today's story is... [reads from printout] ..."Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music, and in a trailer park outside Milwaukee."
Dot: I'm speechless.
Wakko: [taps his chest] Sorta gets you right here, doesn't it? [belches] Pardon. [whistle blows]
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: YIPE!
[they run off, staying just ahead of Ralph the Guard]

Pablo Picasso: Oui oui!
Yakko: Pardon?
Picasso: Oui oui!
Yakko: Boy. The stuff they're getting away with on kid shows these days.

Ms. Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate?
Yakko: Who, me? I never even kissed a girl.
Ms. Flamiel: No no no! It's easy. I'll conjugate with you.
Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!

Count Dracula: I am Count Dracula!
Yakko: Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?

Dot: Or are you the kind of guy who never calls a girl? You cad! I'm leaving you! I'm going home to mother! Nyeeeh! And I'm keeping the ring!!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, world famous psychoanalyst to the stars?
Dr. Scratchansniff: Correct.
Yakko: I won! I won! What did I win?
Dr. Scratchansniff: Nothing.
Yakko: Say, what kind of game show is this?
Dr. Scratchansniff: This isn't a game show!
Yakko: Well I'll say it isn't. Nobody wins anything. You'll be lucky to be on the air for one week.

Ernest Hemingway: [in a woman's voice] Who is it?
Dot: Pushpen Office Supply delivery for... Mr. Ernest Hemingway.
Hemingway: Mr. Hemingway isn't here right now. This is, uh, Alice B. Toklas.
Warners: No you're not.
Hemingway: Yes I am.
Warners: [now inside the house] No you're not.
Hemingway: [normal voice] Aah!
Yakko: You can't fool us. Alice B. Toklas doesn't live here anymore!

Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
Yakko: I'm Yakko!
Wakko: I'm Wakko!
Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Balana-- Oh, shoot!
Yakko & Wakko: [laughing]
Director: Cut!!
Dot: Take two.

Yakko: Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.

Umlatt: No, no! This is the uniform of a great man!
Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?
Umlatt: I am Umlatt of Donlikus, and I am here to demand you surrender Anvilania to me! I give you 24 hours to vacate!
Yakko: Vacation already? This is only my first day on the job!
Umlatt: I demand your surrender!
Yakko: I will not surrender! You surrender!
Umlatt: Me, surrender?
Yakko: Okay, I accept. Hand over the keys to your castle.
Umlatt: Don't be ridiculous! I'll go to war before I surrender!
Yakko: Well go ahead, and don't you come back until you've learned some manners, young man!
Umlatt: Very well, you silly child! [throwing his hands into the air] This means war!
Yakko: I thought that meant touchdown?

Arch Bishop: King Yakko, your throne.
Wakko: The throne? How do you lift the lid?
Dot: Since when do you lift the lid?

Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
Yakko: I'm Yakko!
Wakko: I'm Wakko!
Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fone-- Aaaaagh!
Director: Cut!
Yakko: Ladies and gentleman, Miss Banana Falana!
Wakko: [laughing] Banana Falana!
Dot: Oh, thanks for your support, Mr. P-Pop-Into-the-Mike!
Wakko: Oh, pooh! I never pop my P's!
Director: Uh, Wakko, we got a big P-pop on "pooh". Could we have that again?
Dot: HAH!

Ms. Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the eighteenth century?
Dot: They're all dead.
Ms. Flamiel: No, no, no!
Dot: All right. They're all living.
Ms. Flamiel: No, no, no!
Yakko: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.

Dot: Do you think this plan will work?
Yakko: It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.

Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
Yakko: I'm Yakko!
Wakko: I'm Wakko!
Dot: And I'm Pincess-- DAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Yakko & Wakko: Helloooo, Pincess! [laughing]
Wakko: [laughing] Pincess!
Yakko: [laughing] I love it!
Dot: Yeah, you try saying it sometime!
Yakko: "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third". [wags eyebrows]
Dot: Oh, thank you, Mr. United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama. Big whoop. [to the camera] LET'S DO IT!

Yakko: I gotta tell you, that is the worst Peter Lorre impression I have ever heard.

Yakko: There they are, sibs — the Florida Keys... right between the Florida Pocket Lint and the Florida Spare Change.

Yakko: So, sister--who's really not my sister but I'm just calling sister--you were about to describe a caper.
Hello Nurse: Well, it's a little green pickle thing sometimes found in salads.
Yakko: That's absolutely correct! Tell her what she's won!
Wakko: A date with me!

Yakko: We were taken in the show when somebody tried to slip a mickey in my drink. Nice try, bub, but I work for Warner's!

Narrator: [sounding tired] And now... the stars of our show... the Warners.
Yakko: I'm still Yakko.
Wakko: I'm still Wakko.
Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Foo --- STOP! WHYCANIGTITBYGDDITRBBITWHYGOTTOSTOPITAAUUUUUGH!!! [censor beeps heard throughout this]
Yakko: That's my cute little sister who said that! Goodnight, everybody!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Ah... I know vhat you kids vant, ja! You want to talk to Mr. Puppethead! [pulls out a hand puppet resembling him] Hello kids, I'm Mr. Puppethead! Tell me why you always make the jokes.
Warners: [look at the puppet awkwardly]
Dr. Scratchansniff: Why aren't you talking with Mr. Puppethead? No no, it iz very easy; watch me, watch me. [clears throat] Hello, Mr. Puppethead, how are you? I am fine, Dr. Scratchansniff. How are you? I am fine, Mr. Puppethead. Did you have a yummy breakfast? Oh yes, yes! Very yummy, thank you. How was your breakfast? My breakfast was yummy as vell. [to the Warner siblings] Now you see? Isn't that easy?
Yakko: Uhmm... are you sure you don't want to see a p-sychiatrist?
Dr. Scratchansniff: I am a p-sychi-- I mean psychiatrist! [tearing at his hair with the puppet] I AM! I AM! I AM! I AM!
Yakko: Mr. Puppethead's hungry.

Dr. Scratchansniff: [showing Dot an inkblot] What do you say to zis?
Dot: I'd say you're not a very good artist.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I didn't draw that.
Dot: Well, whoever did needs to go back to school.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, it's an inkblot.
Dot: I'll say.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, no, no. It's not supposed to look like anything!
Dot: Then you did a very good job.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I DIDN'T DRAW IT! Doesn't it looks like a little kitty cat or a butterfly or something?
Dot: No. [takes off the inkblot and changes it into a butterfly] That's a butterfly.

Dr. Scratchansniff: What's on your mind?
Wakko: My hat.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, no, no. Your hat is on your head. What is on your mind?
Wakko: My... skin?
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, that's on your head. What's on your mind?
Wakko: Oh, I got it! My hair!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Your hair is on your head! [tears off some of his hair] THIS IS HAIR! THIS IS HAIR! IT IS NOT ON MY MIND! IT IS ON MY HEAD!
Wakko: No, it's in your hand.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Now then, Yakko, let us do a little word association, hm? I say a word, and you say any word that you think of; any word that comes to mind.
Yakko: Brain.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, no, no. We haven't started.
Yakko: Begun.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, wait.
Yakko: Yield.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No, stop!
Yakko: Cease.
Dr. Scratchansniff: SILENCE!
Yakko: Quiet.
Dr. Scratchansniff: ENOUGH!!
Yakko: Plenty.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Would. You. Please. Listen!
Yakko: Hear.
Dr. Scratchansniff: NO, YOU STUPID KID! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Yakko: Comprehend.
Dr. Scratchansniff: [growls and prepares to throw Yakko out] Get out! Get out! Get OUT!
Yakko: Leave. Leave. Leave.
Dr. Scratchansniff: [kicks him out and slams the door, huffing and puffing] Those kids is driving me crazy!
Yakko: [pops his head through the door] Insane. Unhinged. Demented.

[After Yakko and Wakko tell him that if a delivers the Gettysburg Address, his head will be on the penny, and there'll be Lincoln's Birthday sales, etc.]
Abraham Lincoln: Just as long as they don't name a savings and loan after me!

Satan: Little fools! I am Beelzebub! Lucifer! The Reaper of Souls! The Really Angry One! I AM SATAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dot: So that's nothing! I'm: [rasping, sinister voice] Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bobesca the Third! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [normal voice] Just a little thing I do.
Satan: You blundering dolts! Don't you realize you've entered the fiery realm of Hades?!
Wakko: Hades? [Dashes back up to the surface, brings back a snowball, sets it down, and watches as it quicky melts] Boy, they were right! It didn't have a chance!
Satan: SILENCE! And now, prepare to suffer indescribable torment!
Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?
Satan: Worse!

Satan: Cerberus my pet, toss these fools into the Lake of Fire. But slowly. I want to watch them wiggle in agony.
Yakko: How about if we just wiggle here?
Warners: Wigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle!

Yakko: Hey, does George Hamilton know your tan's better than his?
Satan: SILENCE! I don't want to hear another peep from you!
Warners: Peeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeep--!
Satan: STOP PEEPING!
Warners: [pause] Peeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeeppeep!!!

Satan: Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity, listening to... whiny protest songs from the 60's!
Protest Singer: Oh, I hate the government, more than you hate me. / The government stole my goldfish, and unplugged my TV!
Warners: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Satan: Enjoy!

Satan: YOU DARE MOCK THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS?!?!
Dot: Prince? Where? He's dreamy... NOT!
[Satan snarls and grows taller]
Wakko: I can do that too! [grows taller] Look at me, I'm a giraffe!
Satan: Ha! Silly mortal! I can grow taller than you!
Wakko: Bet you can't!
[They have a growing contest, until Satan gets his horns stuck in the ceiling]
Wakko: You win.
Satan: Ugh. Blasted horns, I knew I should've gotten them trimmed.

Flavio: Are you an inspector of the Yard?
Yakko: Not if you have a dog.

[Pizzas have been delivered by Chicken Boo]
Wakko: He was odd.
Dot: He was strange.
Bellboy: He was a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!

Dr. Scratchansniff: What are you drawing?
Wakko: It's a cow eating grass. [holds up a blank paper]
Dr. Scratchansniff: But where's the grass?
Wakko: The cow ate it.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, where's the cow?
Wakko: Well, he isn't going to stick around if there isn't any more grass to eat.

Thaddeus Plotz: A clown is my friend.
Dr. Scratchansniff: A clown vill not bite me und throw me in the basement.
Plotz: A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.
Dr. Scratchansniff: A clown is not a big shpider.
Plotz: A clown is not a big spider.

Mr. Director: [gestures from one end of a table to another where the Warners appear then reappear] Hoyl! How'd you-? With the going- You were there, but here now! You are- for me to see! How'd you do?!
Yakko [To Wakko] You understand any of that?
Wakko I think he said: [repeats Mr. Director's lines]
Yakko Thanks for clearing that up.

Yakko Tell us, how can we help you?
Wakko: Yes, please tell us, please!
Dot: So that we can go home sometime in the near future?
Hello Nurse: Well, it's about my boss. You see, he's missing!
Yakko: He's missing what? Eyes? Hair? A personality?
Hello Nurse: Nononono. He's gone. My boss has vanished!
Yakko: [Jumps on the desk next to her] Would you do that "no, no, no" thing again?
Hello Nurse: Nononono.
Yakko: I love that! [goes back to his seat]
Hello Nurse: My boss has vanished!
Yakko: So I guess that means you're available for temp work?
Dot: This could conceivably go on forever.

Yakko: Now tell us, where did you last see your boss?
Hello Nurse: In the Mambo Room at the Tropicombo Club! A band was playing Latin dance music. I was with the doctor. He mumbled something. The band had a big, dumb guy playing the drums, and everyone was dancing under a pole. Then, the doctor vanished!
Yakko: Now let me get this straight: He muttered some Mumbo-Jumbo during the combo Samba in the Mambo at the Tropicombo, then there was a Jumbo Dumbo playing the Limbo on the Bongos and then he was gone?
Hello Nurse: That is absolutely correct!
[A You Bet Your Life-style fanfare plays]
Yakko: Tell her what she's won!
Wakko: Another date with me!
Hello Nurse: How come I always get the booby prize?
Dot: I'm not touching that one!

Yakko: [referring to a statue of Squit] Hey, it's that bird from the photo!
Minerva Mink: I'll take that!
Yakko and Wakko: Hellloooo, gorgeous mystery lady!
Minerva Mink: Never mind that. Just give me the bird!
Dot: We can't; this is a family show.
Minerva Mink: [takes the statue] Stay back, I'm packing a heater. [opens suitcase and reveals a heater]
Dot: You can't argue with that. It's too stupid.

Hello Nurse: I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western!
Minerva Mink: [Steals the statue from her] I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch!
Ralph: [Grabs Minerva by the tail, still reading his script] Duh, by gad, sir! I claim it in the name of Matsushimi- err, Matsushudi- duuh... uh, for Seagrams!
Yakko: Ah, I've got it! The Mink is working for Fox, the Pair 'o legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal is working for Universal!
Dot: Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

Dot: [referring to David Geffen, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Steven Spielberg] Who are those guys?
Yakko: The stuff that DreamWorks are made of!

Wakko: Look! It's a big, fat fanny!

Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: brush your teeth before every meal. This lesson brought to you by the American Dental Association.
Dot: That makes me feel all kind of warm and squishy. Either that or I need to wear diapers.

Dot: Do you think Scratchy'd like some cologne?
Fifi Le Fume: We have Obsession, Repression, and Ecstasy!
Dot: Do you have anything for beginners?

Dot: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy... so he changed his name to Ed Asner. Thank you!

Dot: [reciting a poem] Roses are red, Violets are blue.
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too.
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green.
A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But aww, what the heck? It's hard to rhyme "violet."

Dot: I'm a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle, (pulls out a note from behind her) and here is a note from my shrink! He says I'm getting better! LAST WEEK I THOUGHT I WAS A TOASTER OVEN! [Laughs insanely] Thank you.

Yakko: [After a mean TV anchorman locks the Warners in a control booth] If he locked us in the control booth, he must want us to take control!

Yakko: Wherever there is belching-
Wakko/Dot: We'll be there!
Yakko: Wherever there is stupidity-
Wakko/Dot: We'll be there!
Yakko: Wherever there is candy-
Wakko: We'll be there a lot quicker!

Dot: I found Prince! [She is carrying Prince, the pop music artist]
Yakko: No, no, no. Fingerprints!
Dot: [Considers a moment] I don't think so. [She throws Prince out of the window]

Dot: Old King Cole was a merry old sole and a merry old sole was he. He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl, and he called information for numbers he could've easily looked up in the phone book! Thank you.

Wakko: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
Dr. Scratchansniff: No! I don't like ze jokes, Wakko!
Wakko: Not even a knock-knock joke?
Dr. Scratchansniff: NO!
[Wakko and Dr. Scratchansniff sit quietly for a moment.]
Wakko: It's really funny.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Oh, alright, fine. One joke.
Wakko: Knock-knock!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Who's there?
Wakko: Max!
Dr. Scratchansniff: ...Max, who?
Wakko: Max wants to come in and go crazy!
Dr. Scratchansniff: [looks at the audience, confused, then back at Wakko] Uhm... Okay, now that's not really a joke, is it? You see, because it makes no sense.
Wakko: It does if you know Max.
Dr. Scratchansniff: But I don't KNOW Max!!
Wakko: If you did, you'd be laughin`!

Baloney: Looks like it's just us! [laughs]
Dot: [sarcastically] Imagine our delight!
Baloney: Imagine? Why, I'd love to imagine! But I need a little help from the Prince and Pricesses of Props!
[prince and princesses of props walk by and set up the props]
Yakko and Wakko: Hellloooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!
Baloney: Now, want to sing "The Imagine Song?"
Yakko: Uhhh, not really. Is that cute girl coming back?
Baloney: Cute girl? Gosh-ums, Yakko! I don't know what you're talking about!
Yakko: There's a shocker!

Baloney: [singing] I is for imagine, M is for me, A is for the letter A, G is for gee, I is for...imagine, N is for nice, E is for e-gad! I said imagine twice! [Laughs]
Yakko: [sarcastically] Great song.
Baloney: Thanks! Let's hug!
Yakko: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, why don't you just go ahead and imagine that too, huh?
Baloney: Okay! I love me! Yum-yum-doodle-dum! [laughs]
Yakko: Yeeeeah. Well, it's been fun, friend, but we have to get back to "planet reality" now.
Baloney: [misinterpreting the comment] Great idea! Let's play "astronauts in outer space!" [laughs] Hello, Mission Control! [laughs again]
Yakko: Hello, Baloney. [mocks Baloney's laugh] Our sensors show you're out of oxygen!
Wakko: Goodbye!
Dot: You'll be remembered as a hero!
Baloney: [acts like he's choking] Maybe we should stop pretending!
Yakko: Ah, could be tough. [mocking] We have very strong imaginations!
Baloney: You're silly! [laughs]
Yakko: Boy, that's the pot callin' the kettle black!

Baloney: I know! Let's make masks and guess who we are! [sings] I hold up a mask, leengy-leengy-loo, you guess who I am, leengy-leengy-loo! [dances over to a table, laughing]
Wakko: Are we being punished?
Yakko and Dot: [sadly] Yes. [All turn to face Baloney, who is holding a paper plate with what is supposed to be his face colored in orange over his face.]
Baloney: Guess who? [laughs]
Wakko: [intentionally] Is it...Abraham Lincoln?
Baloney: [laughs] No.
Dot: Hmmm...could it be Nancy Kerrigan?
Baloney: [laughs] No!
Yakko: Is it a...big fat, polyester dinosaur who's the color of an International House of Pancake with a paper plate over his face?
Baloney: [removes plate] No! It's me! Baloney!
Warners: You're kidding!

(the whole thing is sung)
Warners and Baloney: We love you!
Baloney: I love me!
Warners: He's as dumb as dumb can be!
Baloney: Yep! [laughs]
Warners and Baloney: But we found a way that we can get along.
Baloney: I stand still...
Warners and Baloney: ...for the anvil song!
[Baloney laughs as the Warners pull away, anvil drops on his head and he laughs again]

Pinky and the Brain

Main article: Pinky and the Brain

Slappy Squirrel

Slappy: Now that's comedy!

Woman: Well! I never!
Slappy: Well, you should--it's fun!

Slappy: Tactless, yet rude.

Slappy: You remind me of a very young Betty Boop.

(Slappy throws away can into a random trash can)
Female Chipmunk: Excuse me!
Slappy: You're excused

Slappy: If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.

Slappy: Skippy, in most cases, revenge is not the right thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.

Slappy: What about the plot, Hemingway? What's an anvil got to do with this story?
Skippy: Who cares? Anvils are funny!

Slappy: I'm gonna make you some brain food. That's right, I'm gonna make you my famous walnut fig dough surprise.
Skippy: What's the surprise?
Slappy: I'm outta walnuts.

Slappy: Look, Skippy. I've seen and done every trick in the book- [Skippy sees a large dog looming behind Slappy] Hold it there! You're doing the old "Frozen Take" bit, which means Doug the Dog... [Pulls a club out of her purse and clonks Doug without looking] ...was right behind me. Heh-heh-heh!

Slappy: What a schmutz.

Stinkbomb: It's our sworn duty to chase 'em, catch 'em, and shake 'em like rag dolls!
Bumpo: Why?
Stinkbomb: I dunno. It's what we do.

[Slappy's cartoons have just received terrible reviews from Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert]
Skippy: Those mean men! How could they say such horrible things?!
Slappy: Now Skippy, it's a free country. Everyone's entitled to his own opinion.
Skippy: But they're wrong! You're the funniest cartoon character ever!
Slappy: Calm down, Skippy.
Skippy: We can't let 'em get away with it, Aunt Slappy! [Runs to a closet and comes out with bandoleers of bullets and a pair of small missiles] Let's get em!
Slappy: Skippy, no! What are you thinkin'?
Skippy: [Looks sorry] Oh. You're right, Aunt Slappy... [Goes back into the closet, and pulls out an even bigger pair of missiles] We'll need the big bombs!
Slappy: That's better, kid! C'mon, let's blow 'em to Kingdom Come!

Skippy: This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.
Slappy: You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Slappy: Gotta watch my figure. Hey, somebody's gotta watch it! [lifts up her fur to reveal shapely legs] Heh heh heh heh heh!

Slappy: Allen Funt is a dead man.

Slappy: Whatever happened to "Go get 'em, Aunt Slappy"?!
Skippy: That was before I knew you were a murderer.
Slappy: Suddenly my biggest fan is turnin' into Perry Mason here!
Skippy: Perry Mason? Join the 90s!
Slappy: You want modern reference? I'm old! [pause] Kids!

Who's on Stage

[For reference, see: Who's On First?.]

[Slappy and Skippy {circa 1969} have woken up to find that Woodstock has sprung up around their tree]
Slappy: Skippy, what's the name of that group playing on stage?
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the group.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group on stage.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group playing on stage!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
Skippy: Who is on stage!
Slappy: That's what I'm asking you. Who is on stage?
Skippy: That's what I said!
Slappy: You said who?
Skippy: I sure did!
Slappy: So tell me the name
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the group
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group on stage.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: The name of the band on stage.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!
Skippy: I'm not, Aunt Slappy! I'm telling you Who's on stage!
Slappy: So tell me.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the group.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group on stage.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: That's what I'm asking you!
Skippy: And I'm telling you the answer!
[Slappy, annoyed, looks towards the fourth wall]
Slappy: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Does that band have a name?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Do you know the name of the band?
Skippy: Yes!
Slappy: So tell me the name of the band on stage.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the band.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The band on stage!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: The band playing on stage!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: That's what I wanna know!
Skippy: I'm telling you!
Slappy: Who is on stage?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Who is?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Oh, so the name of the band is Yes.
Skippy: No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert!
Slappy: Then who is on stage?
Skippy: Yes!
Slappy: Who is?
Skippy: Yes!
Slappy: That's what I just said, Yes is on stage.
Skippy: No, Yes is not here, Who is on stage!
Slappy: What are you asking me for?
Skippy: I'm not!
Slappy: Wait. Let's try this again! Do you see the band on stage?
Skippy: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely!
Slappy: On stage, Skippy! Look, see the band?
Skippy: No I don't!
Slappy: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There! There's the band!
Skippy: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on! Who is on stage!
Slappy: You tell me.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: The name of the group on stage!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: The name of the group!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: The group on stage!
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: THE BAND!
Skippy: No, The Band is performing later. Right now we're listening to Who!
Slappy: That's what I wanna know!
[The crowd around them start to cheer at them. Slappy winks at Skippy, and they both bow]

Miscellaneous

Colin: Okay, so one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the fish tank, but the fish was a piranha. It lived inside the cat forever and the cat became... Piranha Cat. 'Kay, bye.
Colin: Okay, one time, Randy Beaman's mom's best friend, whose name is Linda, wanted to get a tan more than anything. So she went to a tanning salon and she stayed there so long she boiled her guts. 'Kay, bye.
Colin: Okay, one time Randy Beaman woke up in the middle of the night and he saw Dracula but he thought it was just his clothes in the closet acting up, then he turned on the light and it really was Dracula. 'Kay, bye.
Colin: One time Randy Beaman ate popcorn and drank soda at the same time and his head exploded! 'Kay, bye.

Buster & Babs Bunny: Buster and Babs Bunny. No relation.
Noah: Let's hope not, it's a children's show.

God: I've decided to make it rain for forty days and forty nights. I comand thee to build an ark.
Noah: Ok, fine. What's an ark?
Indiana Jones: It's what I've been searching for! It's this incredible bejeweled box containing the power of the heavens. And it melts Nazis.

Katie Ka-Boom: I AM NOT OVERREACTING! I AM A TEENAGER!
Runt: That's not a cat! That's Rita! Rita's a dog!

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