Apollo Ryan Stacy is a sexologist and porn star at Washington University in St. Louis. He is the winner of the 74th annual Scrips Howards National Spelling Bee in 2001, and is featured in the movie Spellbound. He is currently an influential member of the Washington University undergraduate community. Beyond the previously mentioned accomplishments, he is most notable for his widely publicized and prodigious masturbatory efforts. To date, he has "marked" over 735 separate locations by his own account.¹

Early History

Born on October 19, 1988 to Dr. J.W. and Nan Stacy in Jonesboro, AR. He was the third of their three children. His two older siblings include his half-brother, Jerry, 31, and sister, Athena, 24. He was homeschooled during his formative years. This education took place mostly in his family-owned restaurant The Dragon and Phoenix. There he daily enjoyed a scrumptious Chinese buffet along his edification. His early memories include getting sexy piggy-back rides from one of the waitresses, Norma Sharp. He believes today that these were in no ways attempts at child molestation, although the authorities believe otherwise. ² Additionally, everyday after school he would attend the YMCA for social activities, balancing his development. In sixth grade, his parents installed an arcade-style video game machine in the D&P. This machine would go on to foster two of Apollo's great loves. The first, trivia, was inspired by the numerous quiz games. The second, sex, developed later, when for Apollo's 14th birthday, his father installed strip poker, complete with nude images, onto the machine.

Beginning of Notoriety

Upon entering sixth grade, Apollo stopped home schooling and attended Ridgefield Christian School. This is where the roots of his infamy lie. He began with a strategic plan to systematically corrupt the minds of his juniors with the ways of sex. His eventual goal being to control this unruly mob of slavering, horny school children in a staged coup of the school administration. Once in control he was utilize Ridgefield's manpower of nearly 300 students to undermine the system of law and order in Jonesboro, nationally renowned for its weak and ineffectual police force. These plans were stymied, however, by a counter uprising of the school PTA. It is unclear exactly how it occurred, but scholars believe today that the parents of Gerrald Smith, a fourth grader at the time, received a written manifesto of Apollo's plans, and they led torch and pitchfork mob directly the Apollo plantation. A battle raged on their estate for 74 hours before the national guard was called in to quell the fighting. In all, the casualties of the event include 42 PTA members (the Smiths included), 63 of Stacey owned slaves, and 2 Sonic workers who acted as medics on the battlefield. Those two were both awarded Purple Hearts posthumously.

The High School Years

Upon entering Jonesboro High School, Apollo went through a brief, transitory, homosexual phase in his life. His exploits during that time, however, remain legendary in the minds of Jonesboro High School alumni. He never was the recipient of anal sex, but he sodomized all eleven of the following men: Chris Hannah, Phil Shewmaker, John Lusby, Bret Stevenson, Hunter Richards, Tyler Ponder, Kade Holliday, Jake Kornegay, Nate Payle, Aaron Kious, and Jacob Holloway. These accomplishments, of course, inspired a great deal of fear in Apollo's peers. No one was safe from his homosexual rampagings. He suddenly and unexplainably ceased all such activities upon beginning his junior year. He and Hunter Richards remain close friends to this day, both in attendance at Washington University in St. Louis. It has been speculated by many of Apollo's close confidants that Apollo and Hunter are in truth gay lovers. Both parties deny these claims. Another piece of Apollo's fame was also developed at his high school. He began masturbating at the age of 9, but he didn't become chronically addicted to the activity until he turned 14. From then on, whenever he would visit a new location he would "mark" it by ejaculating onto the walls or ceilings. Psychologists have likened his compulsion to that of cats needing to mark their territory by urinating on the ground. In fact, as of November 11, 2007, he holds the world record for highest number of places ejaculated in for someone under the age of 50.

College Life

Majoring in Environmental Studies at Washington University, Apollo has butt-sex with Andy Wilson and Sechin Jain daily. Jon Eisen was once a frequent lover of Apollo's as well, but Jon was diagnosed with Type C Hepatitis and was subsequent exiled from Apollo's band of merry men. He also smokes a lot of weed. He has yet to sleep with a woman but remains hopeful. He is accepting requests at this address: arstacy@wustl.edu. His penis is 9 inches long. Girth is 3.4 inches. His ejaculation volume and the number of sequential climaxes he is able to accomplish are comparable to Peter North, a renowned porn star. North, in fact, is a role-model of Apollo's. North success in the porn industry has inspired Apollo to one day become the highest grossing gay porn star in the world.

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