Early Life

Archie Dome is a pet rat who was born on 16th August 2005 in a local pet shop. His Mummy was Donna Dome and there is some debate about who is father is, is it alcoholic rat Douggie or the Evil Dave.

When he was just a baby a lovley local lady decided to be his Human Mummy and gave the man at the Pet Shop 17p for him.

In his early days Archie was a small fellow weighing just a few ounces but after a Sunday Lunch or two he became a monster of Four Stone. Many people have commented on his size saying he resembles a cat with a shaved tail.

Work

As soon as he was old enough Archie went to work at the Rattie Dole where all rodents who havent got a job go to get some free money and a bit of China Cheese.

Archie took great delight in stopping the claims of lazy rats who didn't bother to look for gainful employment and so saved a fortune in cash.

Archie was soon marked for higher things and was promoted to Chief Claims Rat. It was in this role that Archie stopped the claims of the Guinea Pigs from the 'Egg Card' Adverts off of the telly.

Personal Life

The girl rats all love Archie they swarm round him like flies round a turd. He's even had a couple of ladies on the trot at the same time, saucy begger. He knocked about with Ribenna, Dorothy, Hermecetas and Canderell.

Archie can be found most night having it large at Roland Rats Restaurant and stuffing his face on Reggie Rat Food. He sometimes hangs about with Scabbers off of the Harry Potter films.

Archie still lives at our house and eats everything.