Arun Jayapaul (1989-2267) Reincarnated as a cyborg in the year 2589 to lead the tricantin people to salvation from the evil robots that drank their blood in sacred robotic mating rituals.

Early Years

Full name Arun Prakash Jayapaul born on the 14th of September. Nothing more worth talking about.

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Today

At the moment, he's a fat loser, who never gets out of his house unless it's absolutely necessary. Therefore, it's hard to believe that this tub of lard will have any positive influence in the future, other than finding out stupid, meaningless facts that will never come of any use - ever. God, what were you thinking?


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Road to World Domination

However, after the year 2056 (after having lyposuction - his boyfriend threatens to leave him if he doesn't), Arun becomes very athletic and works his way up to become the first gay king of the world. He legalises gay marriages in 2058, and marries (then shortly divorces) himself.


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Resurrection

Let's hope it never happens.

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Becoming a woman

Arun decided that if he didnt become a woman, he would never have a good love life with his boyfriend. Soon after, however,he decided that love was not the path for him, so he decided to experiment on himself.
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Later life mutation

As Arun grew old in the year 2867 he grew 3 penises after eating a rotten guala canvala fruit. In the year 3001 he mutated for the final time becoming a squid object, know as Dr Zoidberg. A picture of him with his friend is shown




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Previous lives

Arun's first life is worthy of comment as well.

Arun Jayapaul (b. 1896). Lecturer in Animal Husbandary...(until one day they caught him at it).

Arun is a prime example of the great benefits of a very varied upbringing, which he achieved through being raised by several, not just one, types of farm animal. He quickly left the chicken coop and at the tender age of 73 joined a Taiwanese nudist rock band, playing the the triangle.

Achieving great promenance in this circle, he took up a position at the Universtiy of Bognor Regis where he lived for many years with his friend Phil McCavity and their bridge partners, Alan Fitzherbert and Herbert Fitzalan.

He is greatly looking forward to a quiet retirement where he will spend his days painting, singing, defacing public toilets, swearing in the street, growing facial hair and completing his children's book series, which so far only contains such classics as "A Pop-Book to Human Anatomy", "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" and "Scissors, and Other Objects to Insert into Electrical Sockets".


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