Article regarding growing internet icon and local Lancaster man,
Baron von Brunk. This article is to clear up any misinformations
and myths regarding his website and inyernet legacy.
Baron von Brunk's infamous mugshot
Section A - Who is this guy?
If you've seen his
advertisements or found his name in a google search, this should
clear things up.
Chapter 1 - Introduction
A lot of people
have asked "who is Baron von Brunk?". People have spotted numerous
fliers and xeroxed advertisements for this man, usually around
central Pennsylvania. The pictures consist of an
Amish man, or sometimes a guy winking and
giving a thumbs up.
The Baron, is actually a guy in his early
20's named Julius, who dresses as an Amish man as a joke (since in
real life he's got a beard and wears suspenders). He uses fliers
and business cards to promote his website.
Most of his
advertisements are in Lancaster, PA, but since Brunk has a section
of his page to allow people to download, print, copy, and hang up
fliers, people from other states have been advertising
Barovonbrunk.com.
In the summer of 2005, several police and city
officials put an end to a lot of his advertisments by restricting
the posting of fliers on city property.
Chapter 2 - Brunk's
internet legacy
Before he owned his current website, he made a
small internet icon for himself by joining dozens upon dozens of
message boards. He originated at
G4tv.com in late 2002, and has since been a member
of various sites as
Newgrounds and
YTMND.
His original websites were cheap free sites
hosted on Geocities and 95mb.com. It wasn't until the summer of
2005 when he upgraded to a real domain. It's said that his websites
have caused a lot of trouble and controversy. For example, he
claims to have been fired from his former job because his website
offended a fellow employee.
In 2003, he had a dispute with a
moderator from the
G4tv.com message boards that escalated into a large
quarrel, and eventually death threats were said. Subsequently,
Baron von Brunk got banned from a video game convention which was
ironically owned by the G4 moderator. The two haven't spoken to
each other since 2004, but according to a few of Brunk's friends,
the two are neutral with each other, and Brunk agreed to leave the
moderator alone.
Chapter 3 - Baron von Brunk: Local
icon
Baron von Brunk also designs websites for musicians and
low-budget movie troupes in Lancaster county. Using his computer
skills and graphic designs, he helps produce advertisements and
DIY
magazines in Lancaster city for local bands. He hopes to become
the first "folk hero" based out of Amish Country, PA.
Section
B - So what's this site all about?
For those of you who haven't
actually seen his page yet, this is what he offers.
Chapter
1 - General Content
The first thing you'll see when you enter
his site is a black background with a
Flash intro. It's a cartoon of himself drawn in black
and white classic cartoon style, welcoming viewers, followed by his
Kroctus the Crocodile character being hit on the head with a broom.
There's a message below the flash intro that encourages users to
view his site with
Internet Explorer, and not
Mozilla
Firefox.
His website is hard to describe. Some of it
consists of angry rantings (similar to
Maddox), while the rest features cartoons and
drawings he made. Much of his artwork is simply photo-manipulations
that he created in Adobe Photoshop. His cartoons are usually about
video games, such as
Mario,
Zelda,
Pokemon, and
Mortal Kombat
parodies.
He also has a section of his page where he talks about
his vast toy collection. He claims to "own more action figures than
all of your little brothers combined".
Brunk's original websites
were of black backgrounds and multicolored text, but when he
purchased his own domain in 2005, he stuck with a color scheme and
theme to use throughout his entire website. His theme is sky blue,
white clouds, and
World War 1 airplanes everywhere. Brunk refuses
to use any dark and dreary themes, and out of protest to
emo style websites, he always
tries to incorporate clouds and cheerful themes.
Chapter 2 -
No Politics
Although it's sort of clear that The Baron slides
towards the right in the political scale, he boasts that his site
contains no political bias. He's quoted by saying on a video game
message board...
"I'm an entertainer. Entertainment and politics
should never mix. When people see my cartoons, the last thing they
want is for me to shove my personal beliefs down their
throats"
Some of his rants (like the ones about guns,
vegans, and patriotism)
are borderline political, yet he refuses to have any topics on his
site which could pose as a potential insult to democrats or
republicans. Some say this is a cheap marketing ploy to get respect
among all people (and to get everyone to like his site), while
others think it's about time they view a website without having to
hear someone bitching about George Bush or Iraq.
In fact, in one
of his rantings, he uses George W's image in a non-insulting or
non-promotional manner, and out of protest he only refers to him as
"the president" and not
George W. Bush, in order to let people know he's not
going to start a political debate.
Chapter 3 - Myths
There's several images of him that a lot of people have seen
throughout the internet, such as a mugshot photo, or pictures of
him in Amish garb holding a
scythe. The mugshot picture was obviously a
Photoshopped image, while the Amish pictures were of him in his
backyard holding one of his scythes (he owns two). Baron von Brunk
is not actually Amish, and as of the time of this article, he's
never been to prison.
People mistake Brunk of being associated
with
neo-nazism
due to the pictures of him wearing an Iron Cross around his neck.
The Iron Cross is actually an imperial German symbol of courage
which existed years before
Hitler was born. Brunk wears two different ones: A
necklace, and a large cross fused into a cowboy bolo tie. Brunk is
actually only 25% German, while the rest of his ancestry is
Native
American, French, and Romanian Gypsy.
Some people have
claimed Baronvonbrunk.com is just a knock-off of
Maddox, because of his non-blog
rantings and
image
macros. Brunk uses his flash animations and action figure
discussions as his defense for distinguishing his
differences.
Chapter 4 - Billy Mitchell
Baron von
Brunk's website contain's an article about
Billy Mitchell, who's
credited as being the first and only person ever to beat the arcade
game
Pacman. Brunk hs been
a fond admirer of Mitchell since he first found out about his
record high score on
G4 in 2002.
Brunk has made numerous attempts to seek and out and meet this man,
and it's even rumored that he wrote a screen play based off Billy
Mitchell's feat (which is said to be made into a short independant
film).
Chapter 5 - Controversal Abe Lincoln cartoon
In
the fall of 2004, Brunk and his best friend Skot Shaub created a
five minute animation using
stop-motion and construction paper cut-outs.
They shortened it down to a quick video using a song that the two
wrote and recorded together. The music video was eventually put on
Newgrounds.com where it became shunned due
its sexual innuendo in conjunction with
Abraham Lincoln.
Despite Baron von Brunk's passion for American history and former
presidents, upset internet users branded him as being unpatriotic
and cruel.
See
also
http://www.baronvonbrunk.comhttp://www.baronvonbrunk.com/aboutme.htmExternal
links
http://www.g4tv.comhttp://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=477764Baron
von Brunk's former and out of date
websites
http://www.geocities.com/omegasupreme4077/jadbhttp://www.geocities.com/baron_von_brunkhttp://brunk.95mb.com