Was born on October 14, 1987 to David Veres and former Steelers quarterback Kent Graham, through the help of in vitro fertilization with a lesbian egg donor. Veres was born and raised in a strict militaristic society, which is the inherent cause for his paranoia and passive-aggressive homosexuality.

Early Life

Growing up Ben fell in love with two things: sports and anime porn. Ben grew up loving the sport of football but was hampered by a nagging penile injury and was forced to turn to his other passion, rugby. Ben grew up idolizing his favorite player Gareth Edwards and even went so far as to copy his workout. It was this determination that helped him become one of the best players on his high school team at Thomas Jefferson High School , near Pittsburgh. Veres was twice voted WPIAL rugby player of the year in 2004 & 2006. Ben was one of the most coveted rugby recruits to come out of Pennsylvania in years, drawing comparisons to Bo Jackson for pure athletic ability and Greg Maddux for his cerebral approach to the game. Veres was also one of the top WPIAL wrestlers with a combined record of 131-8 including a 37 second pin fall over Cael Sanderson. Ben was also voted prom king 3 years in row and also the inventor of the popular dance "The Zippy McDip" which combines the style of Hip-Hop, Country, and Lating Swing. The move includes pointing to his female associate and pulling his zipper up and down, up and down, up and down. Veres decided to not accept any college scholarships because he realized that he was everyman and everyman who admired that man was me. Veres ultimately decided to take his skill to Washington & Jefferson College and was enrolled for the 2006 fall semester.

College Years

His high school success carried over with his prolific first year on the rugby team. Ben never did get into a game but was one hell of a towel boy receiving a pat on the back from the coach. Veres became a well recognized figure on campus due to his signature jean shorts, high white socks, fresh Brooks Shoes, and a number of unique hats (most notable a Steelers 2006 Super Bowl XL hat). However, Ben tragically sprained his ankle forcing him to bench status on the J.V. Rugby team. Ben became lazy and turned to food for comfort, his favorite was soft serve ice cream, causing him to gain a mass amount of weight and forcing him to lose his once elite status on the team. Ben has many myths and frat tales about him, most notably his hookup with three smoking girls at once. However this tale has become false due to the recent testimony of those who where there. Ben was the roommate of one Todd Quinlan during his freshman year living in Marshall Hall. Ben finished his freshman year with a 3.5 GPA.

Ben started his sophomore year off right by heading to the rugby house and doing what is now known as the infamous "Das Boot Ben" which resulted in him puking on a toilet for 3 hours and him proclaiming "I wanna die!!" Security was called and Ben headed to the hospital after near cardiac arrest. As a result of the incident Ben forced to enter AA and pay a hefty fine. Ben came back to the college more confident than ever and decided he needed to "slay some bitches" with his 144" penis. Although not a confirmed report, Ben later had sex with a woman who would become known as Skeletor. She was a healthy, full-figured lady but after Ben's assault with the 12 footer, she was broken in half and immediately lost 70 pounds taking on the appearance of a skeleton draped in skin. There is now an FBI investigation into the legality of possessing such a weapon without a permit.

Personal Life

Ben's roommate: "Hey, I'm going to lift. I'll be back later."
Ben: "Alright."
Ben's dad, David: "Oh. You're into that stuff?"

In his free time Ben loves to visit his two favorite NFL blog sites; Pittsburgh Steelers and Cincinnati Bengals. Ben also favors the site Cartoon Sex Games. Veres is also an avid Pittsburgh sports fan with his favorite players being, according to Ben, number 61 Mario Lemieux, number "I have no idea" Sidney Crosby, and the famous boxer Roberto Clemente. In his leisure time he enjoys politics, current events, Steelers football, music, history, movies, and video games, where he loves to imitate the noises of the players.

In short, Ben thinks he's Mac, but he's really PC.