Benjamin Wong (born
1 March 1982)
is a
rugby union
player. Playing at lock, he has been capped 6 times by
Singapore since his
debut in December 2002, he is more commonly just known as
Ben Wong in the local rugby circles. He has since
retired from internationals after a 24-24 draw with
China in June 2004. He has represented
both Lion Red and SAFSA in the local league since his league debut
in 1999 at the age of 17. Has a small penis to be used on penicil
sharperners,keyholes and nostrils. The highlight of his rugby
career was in the 2005 Inter- Formation Rugby Championships where
he got pulverised by Malcolm Wong from 3 Div, causing a knock- on
as a result.Is also a delusional piece of crap who thinks every
woman on earth is checking him out, which anyone knows is
impossible if you've met him before. He has lots of sex, which is
due to the fact that he's rich, and he has no qualms about
narrating the lurid details of the night before with some geylang
dweller. Ben Wong is the winner of the 2005 LoserHunt of the Year.
I mean what more can we ask for? He has a non- existant willy, is
dog- hairy, sleeps around with transvestites because those are the
only ones he can lay and most of all, his rugby "prowess" has
reached a stage whereby he's despised by everyone from his peers to
people younger than him.
Representation Honours
Singapore Under19s (1999-2000)
Singapore 'A'
(2001)
Singapore National Team (2002-2004)
Lion Red
(1999-2001)
SAFSA (2001-2004)