This is a list of Bible passages that are interesting for reasons
that do not bear on religion or theology. All quotations from the
Authorized Version (King James Version)
of the
Bible unless
otherwise noted.
Old Testament
Leviticus 16:8
:
...place lots upon the 2
goats, one marked for the Lord and the other marked for
Azazel::This verse
is the origin of the phrase
scapegoat. Azazel's identity
is a curiosity in itself.
2 Samuel 8:1
:
After this David attacked the
Philistines and conquered them, wresting the [methegammah] from
the Philistines::Part of the problem with translating
ancient texts is the presence of idioms that were understood at the
time but are not now. Consequently some translations just guess a
suitable phrase. In the example above, the Hebrew word
methegammah literally translates as
bridle of the
cubit, the alternative translations being
bridle of
Ammah, and
Metheg and her mother. Most English
versions, however, render methegammah as
chief
cities.
2 Samuel 23:24
:
Asahel, brother of Joab.
Among the Thirty were: Elhanan, son of Dodo, from
Bethlehem::The previous verse is unconnected to this one,
leading to suspicions that there is a chunk of text missing between
the words
Joab and
Among.
2 Samuel
23:24-39
:
...Among the Thirty were...[37 names]...Thirty seven
in all.
::Presumably the writer is able to count, though the
reason for listing 37 names as "the Thirty" is obscure. One
probable explanation is that when one of the Thirty died, someone
else would be recognized to replace them. Thus, at the time of the
writing, there were probably 30 living, with seven who might have
died (in battle, or for natural causes).
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1 Kings
7:23
:
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round
all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty
cubits did compass it round about.::This is the famous
passage that implies that
pi = 3,
if taken literally, and if
round is taken to mean
circular, and
if the measurements are taken to be precise, and if the
diameter was measured
across the outside of the brim.
1 Kings 13:27
:
And he spake
to his sons, saying, Saddle me the ass. And they saddled
'him.
::The King James translators highlighted
words added by the translators which did not correspond literally to
any specific words in the original texts.
Occasionally this produced an unintentionally comic
effect, as with the word him in this example.
2 Kings 19 and
Isaiah 37: these entire chapters are almost but not quite
word-for-word identical.
1 Chronicles 1:25
:Eber, Peleg,
Reu,
::Shortest verse in the Old Testament.
(The numbering of verses is a Medieval innovation, and
thus there is nothing intrinsically notable about these
three words.)
Isaiah 34:14
:The wild beasts of the
desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the
satyr shall cry to his
fellow; Lilith / the
Screech Owl] also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of
rest
::This verse is notable both for its mention of
creatures of Greek mythology - the satyr, but also of Jewish
mysticism - Lilith (which the King James Version translates as
Screech Owl).
Ezekiel 23:20
:For she doted upon their
paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is
like the issue of horses
::This reference to penis size, and semen, is perhaps one of the crudest
parts of the entire bible.
Job 9:9
:Which maketh Arcturus, Orion, and
Pleiades, and the chambers of the south.
Job
38:31-32
:Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or
loose the bands of Orion?
:Canst thou bring forth
Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his
sons?
::Only places in the Bible where a star (Arcturus), constellation
(Orion), or asterism (the Pleiades)
are mentioned by name.
Job
39:9
:Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy
crib?...
::A mistranslation of the Hebrew word ראמ "wild
ox".
Psalm
46:3
:Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though
the mountains shake with the swelling thereof.
Selah.
Psalm 46:9
:He maketh wars to cease
unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the
spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.
::As
sometimes presented: the forty-sixth word in the psalm is "shake"
(in verse 3 above). If we decide, for
some reason, not to count the "selah" at the end, the forty-sixth
word from the end (in verse 9 above) is "spear."
William Shakespeare was baptized in
1564, and could arguably have
been 46 years old when the King James version was published in
1611, or when the translation
was completed. Therefore: William
Shakespeare was secretly one of the King James translators.
Psalm
119
::Psalm 119 is an acrostic poem in the Hebrew alphabet; each
section begins with a new letter.
Proverbs 16:18
:Pride
goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a
fall.
::Correct wording of the verse very frequently
misquoted as "Pride goeth before a fall."
Song of Songs
5:4
:My beloved put in his hand by the hole [of the door], and
my bowels were moved for him
::Apart from being one of the
most explicit verses
in the bible, the phrase my bowels were moved makes it one
of the most filled with bathos.
New Testament
John
11:35
:Jesus
wept.
::Shortest verse in the New Testament and shortest
verse in the Bible. (The numbering of
verses is a Medieval innovation, and thus there is nothing
intrinsically notable about these two words; however, see
Dominus Flevit
Church.)