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Billy Madison

Theatrical release poster
Directed by Tamra Davis
Produced by Robert Simonds
Written by Adam Sandler
Tim Herlihy
Starring Adam Sandler
Darren McGavin
Bridgette Wilson
Bradley Whitford
Josh Mostel
Norm MacDonald
Steve Buscemi
Chris Farley
Music by Randy Edelman
Cinematography Victor Hammer
Editing by John Gilroy
Distributed by Universal Studios
Release date(s) February 10, 1995 (1995-02-10)
Running time 89 minutes
Country United States
Language English
Budget $20 million
Gross revenue $25,588,750

Billy Madison is a 1995 comedy film starring Adam Sandler in the title role about a slacker who must go back to school in order to take over his father's company. The comedy also features Bradley Whitford, Josh Mostel, Bridgette Wilson, Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald, Steve Buscemi and Darren McGavin. It was written by Sandler and Tim Herlihy, directed by Tamra Davis, and produced by Universal Studios. It made over $25.5 million worldwide.

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Plot

27-year-old Billy Madison (Adam Sandler) has spent his entire life reaping the benefits of his father's hotel chain. He spends his days drinking with friends Jack (Mark Beltzman) and Frank (Norm MacDonald), and creating disturbances across his father's estate. One day, Billy ruins a dinner meeting between his father, Brian (Darren McGavin), and his associates by acting obnoxiously. This prompts his father to lose any remaining faith in his son, and he chooses the conniving Eric Gordon (Bradley Whitford) to become the next chief of the hotel. When Billy protests that he can be responsible, Brian reveals that he secretly bribed Billy's school teachers to pass his son. Billy, who despises Eric, begs his father to reconsider his decision. The two finally come to a compromise; Billy must pass elementary, junior high, and high school on his own within the course of twenty-four weeks (two weeks per grade), in order to prove his competence.

Shortly after enrolling into school, Billy becomes attracted to a third grade teacher named Veronica Vaughn (Bridgette Wilson), who initially attempts to ignore him. Nevertheless, Billy successfully progresses through his first two grades. He eventually finds himself as one of Vaughn's students and earns her respect by defending Ernie, his friend and classmate. Every few grades he runs into a member of the "O-Doyle" family does something to Bully him and says the phrase "O-Doyle rules". Billy becomes popular among the third graders, and misses them as he advances through school. Billy's development and progression alarms Eric, who becomes increasingly agitated as Billy completes each grade. Eric takes the offensive while Billy struggles in high school. He visits Billy's grade school principal, Max Anderson (Josh Mostel), and threatens to reveal his past as a professional wrestler in which he accidentally caused the death of another man while performing a stunt. Coerced, Max publicly states he took bribes from Billy in return for passing him to the next grade.

The announcement angers Brian, who chooses to give the hotel chain to Eric. Billy becomes distraught, and reverts to his original care-free lifestyle. Veronica and others come to Billy's aid, convincing him to keep fighting Eric. He returns to school and begins to study again, however, Billy realizes that he must reclaim the hotel chain. His grade school friends visit Max at his home and convince him to retract his accusations. With Billy's named cleared, Brian argues to Eric that Billy deserves another chance, but Eric disagrees and threatens to file a lawsuit. Billy challenges Eric to an academic decathlon that will determine his father's successor. Although both men excel in different activities, Billy manages to take a single-point lead before the contest's final event, a Jeopardy!-style academic test. The game progresses and Eric is given the chance to answer a question, and potentially win the contest. However, he is asked to answer a question about business ethics, which he has no concept of, and begins to break down. Refusing to admit defeat, he brandishes a gun at Billy. Max, clad in his wrestling outfit, subdues Eric. The attack fails to keep Eric down, and he makes a final attempt to get back at Billy by turning his gun on Veronica. Fortunately, rifle-wielding madman Danny McGrath (Steve Buscemi), whom Billy apologized to earlier in the film for bullying in school, disables Eric by firing a single shot into his buttocks. Later, at Billy's graduation, he announces that he will pass the hotel business on to Carl Alphonse (Larry Hankin), one of his father's more polite businessmen, and will attend college with hopes of becoming a teacher.

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Reception

The film earned poor reviews when first being released, Peter Rainer of the Los Angeles Times commented; "Sandler has a bad habit of thinking he is funnier than we do". In At the Movies, Siskel and Ebert gave the film a very bad review, and said of Sandler "...Not an attractive screen presence, he might have a career as a villain or a fall guy or the butt of a joke, but as the protagonist his problem is he creates the fingernails on the blackboard" with Siskel adding "...you don't have a good motivation for the character's behavior". Rotten Tomatoes reports that based on the 34 reviews counted, 41% of critics gave the film a positive review.[1] Despite being panned by critics, it has sold well on VHS and DVD.[citation needed]

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Billy Madison is a 1995 film starring Adam Sandler about a hotel heir who goes back to school, first through twelfth grade, two weeks per grade, to inherit his father's company.

Directed by Tamra Davis. Written by Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler.
Billy's Going Back To School...Way Back!

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Billy Madison

  • "I'm sorry. I can't hear you; I've been physically abused in the ear!"
  • I see your lips movin', but I can't make out the words! I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn... Soooo hot...want to touch the hiney...awoooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • It's Nudey Magazine day!
  • He called the shit "poop"!
  • Well, I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part in the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!
  • I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
  • That's QUACKTASTIC! Quack, quack, quack!
  • Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
  • Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
  • JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • You know I like Snack Pack, why can't you just GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?!?!
  • (singing) Oh, back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my...lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhhhhhhh, back to school! Back to school. Back to...school. (bus approaches) Well, here goes nothin'.
  • Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool?! Really! [he notices a white swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop lookin' at me, swan!
  • (after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house)''(drunkenly) Oh. I see what's goin' on in here. (penguin waves at him) So sorry to interrupt! (turns to Veronica) Proceed!
  • You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants! Everybody my age pee their pants; it's the coolest!
  • (after Ernie hangs up the phone) YOU BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chlorophyll?! More likeBORE-O-PHYLL! Right?
  • I choose Business Ethics.
  • [menacingly] O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family is goin' down...but right now, I gotta study!
  • Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here?
  • (at dodgeball period) Now you're all in big, big trouble!
  • (to high-school classmate) No, I will not make out with you!

Clown

  • Hey, kids it's me, I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha-ha-ha!

Game Show Host

  • Mr. Madison, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

O'Doyle Family

  • O'Doyle rules!

Old Man Clements

  • It's one of those flaming bags again!
  • Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department; this one's out of control!
  • Yuck! It's POOP again! I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!!

Dialogue

Billy Madison:(faking sickness so he can skip school. He lays in bed with a mouth thermometer he heated with his desk-lamp.) I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Billy Madison:(disgusted) Oh, my God! I'll go to school!

Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of "ace". I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know...him and her *got it on*! Whoooooo-eeeeee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, huh?

Dan: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl...who wa-a-an-
Billy Madison: Pffft! Kid can't even read.
Ernie: Cut it out dude, you're gonna get us in trouble.
Dan: An air-air-air-p-p-p-p-p....
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY, JUNIOR! Ha-ha-ha!

3rd Grader: Hey, look everybody! Billy peed his pants!
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants; it's the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey, look! Ernie peed his pants, too. All right!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OH! That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!

1st grade O'Doyle: Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best video game ever.
1st grade O'Doyle: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy Madison: You know somethin'? You suck!

Lunch Lady: Have some more Sloppy Joes. I made 'em EXTRA sloppy for youse! Ha ha ha! I know youse kids like 'em sloppy!
[the lunch lady laughs evilly.]
Billy Madison: Lady, you're scarin' us!

Billy Madison: H-hey! Look at all this milk! You want some of this milk?
Veronica Vaughn: That milk belongs to that classroom.
Billy Madison: Oh, they don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk.
Billy Madison: Ooh, that wasn't very nice. How 'bout you, Sideburns? You want some of this milk?
Janitor: I'd rather have a beer.

Billy: (singing while relaxing in his pool) Suntan lotion is good for me; you protect me, tee-hee-hee! Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but YOU WON'T LET IT! WILL YA?!?! Ultraviolet rays: bad! Lotion: good! (makes a smiley face with his sunblock) Smiley!


Veronica: You know some people have no will power, no ambition. They just drift through life like lumps of crap.
Jack: What is she talkin' about?!

Frank: Well, this is great! When I graduated 1st grade all my dad did was tell me to get a job! Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?
Billy: Maybe later.
Frank: I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
Billy: Okay.

Brian: Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
Billy: Here's a nice piece of shit!

Frank: Hey Billy, who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy: Jack Nicholson now or 1974?
Frank: '74.
Billy: Meg Ryan.
Frank: (confused look on his face)

Brian: Billy, it wasn't just high school. Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the 2nd grade?
Billy: Oh, no you didn't.
Brian: Rock...R-O-K?!
Billy: Yeah, so what's your point?
Brian: R-O-C-K!
Billy: The 'C' is silent, ha-ha!

Billy: Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember! What's today?
Frank: October?
Billy: It's Nudie Magazine Day!!

12th grade O'Doyle: [after stuffing Billy's locker with manure] O'Doyle rules!
Billy: O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family's going down. But for now, I gotta study.

Taglines

  • Billy Madison's Going Back To School...Way Back!
  • To Inherit His Family's Fortune, Billy Is Going Back To School...Way Back!
  • There's A New Name For Dumb.
  • A Comedy About An Overwhelming Underachiever.

Cast

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