The
Blackmail show is a favourite
Monty Python sketch from
the second series (Episode 18, transmitted
1970).
In it,
Michael Palin plays a smarmy television
game show host who
extorts money from the viewers by threatening to reveal
embarrassing or illegal facts about viewers:
And to start
tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from
Manchester, on the big screen please: MRS. BETTY
TEAL! (shows a picture of Mrs. Teal with a black
censor bar on her eyes)
Hello, Mrs. Teal, lovely to have you on the show. Now
Mrs. Teal, if you're looking in tonight, this is for 15 pounds: and
is to stop us from revealing the name of your LOVER IN
BOLTON!! So, Mrs. Teal, send us 15 pounds, by return of
post please, and your husband Trevor, and your lovely children
Diane, Janice, and Juliet, need never know the name... of your
LOVER IN BOLTON!And now: a letter, a hotel
registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up
to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings
for a company director in Bromsgrove. He's a freemason,
and a Conservative M.P., so that's 3,000 pounds please Mr. S...
thank you... to stop us from revealing::
Your
name,:
the name of the three other people
involved,:
the youth organization to which they
belonged,:
and the shop where you bought the
equipment!It then cuts to a photograph of two sets of
bare feet. One pair appears to be those of an adult male. The other
pair, standing opposite and yet very close to the adult's, appear
to be those of a much younger male. Palin announces over the
picture,
"We'll be seeing more of that photo later on in the
programme.... unless we hear from Charles or
Michael..."But right now, yes, everyone, it's the
moment you've all been waiting for; it's time for our Stop the Film
spot! As you know, the rules are very simple. We
have taken a film which contains compromising scenes and unpleasant
details which could wreck a man's career. But, the victim
may 'phone me at any moment, and stop the film. But
remember, the money increases as the film goes on, so-o-o-o: the
longer you leave it, the *more* you have to pay! Tonight,
Stop the Film visits the little Thames-side village of Thames
Ditton. As the blurry film plays out (it's of an upper
class man visiting a dominatrix), a digital display shows a rapidly
increasing number of pounds which abruptly stops when a telephone
rings. The camera cuts to Palin who is seen saying,
"...no sir,
we don't morally censure you, we just want the money."The
caller is instructed to send the money
to:
:Blackmail
:Behind The Hot Water
Pipes
:Third Washroom Along
:Victoria
Station