BlapRacer is an arcade-style racing game from BlapGames written for Microsoft Windows and soon for Mac and Linux. It is fast paced and full of action. It is designed so you can begin racing almost immediately and without no complicated set-up procedures. Just raw racing.

There are,
3 Levels of near impossibility,
Lots of cars,
and lots of fun.



You is not gonna get around those tracks unless you floor it. It’s a tease and you will find you miss out by frustratingly less than a second unless you absolutely good.

Track 1

The 1st track consists of a large oval like shape with a few bendy bits just to make it a bit more difficult.
The fauna is of tall gum trees on a red dusty surface, situated on a small island just of northern western Australia.
Be careful here because using this place as a race track and spinning dust everywhere is considered not very eco friendly in such a rare an beautiful environment such as this.

Track 2

The second track we move more east to the pacific. We are in an atoll not to far from Australia, but more closer to the equator. The small island has gums trees and very large cactuses, which work beautifully together. But this place is also a place of natural beauty, so ripping up this island with those great big fat rubber tyres is also not considered very eco friendly.
The track however is in a figure 8 shape, with a jump in the middle. This track is harder than the first and I doubt anybody will actually pass it.

Track 3

If you get here, your good, and you deserve to be proud of yourself.
This track however is not going to be easy. It’s even harder than the second. Half the track is in near total darkness, and the only way your gonna know where to go is to judge by the silhouettes of the mountains against the sun setting sky.
The fauna is of Canadian pine, so your definitely in the northern hemisphere for sure. It is also on an island, but I guess by the shape of these mountains, this place must have once been home to some mighty big glaciers.

The Cars

There are 5 cars to choose from, all of them very powerful but with there own quirky personality. You will find your favourite. My favourite is the leopard-skinned beast with the very fat wheels. But you don’t get that car unless you register your copy and pay the price.

Art and Design

The artistic design of the track is be of the most dramatic as possible. The sky is full of colour, the trees are dramatic, the sun is nearly always on the horizon to cast the best shadows. The cars have large tyres and wedge shaped bodies to give the impression of speed.
The gui’s and text are in the Quartz font which gives the game an arcade feel similar to that of the early arcade greats.

Artificially Intelligent Opponents

There is 2 of them, and they is sure gonna annoy you whenever they can.

Language

The current language is a form of English with the dialect mostly of chav quality, which since its status of being such a social phenomenon of the 21st century, needs to be preserved and recorded for ever as a dialect worthy of any others and stands up against that of the queens.

External Links

BlapGames.com