Blockhead is a
comic character and the star of a six part
Flash series created by
William Swain, most cartoons show Blockhead acting strangly or
doing incredibly stupid things. Blockhead's art style combines
regular
Flash with strangely
jpg. like imaging for an
amazingly colerful world.
History
Blockhead was
first created in 1992, when William Swain was in 5th Grade.
Blockhead started out as a doodle, but he soon evolved into
recognizeable form. William says he used the character to mock his
art tallents in front of his friends, but Blockhead started to
grow.
The first
comic
revolves around Blockhead being attacked by a pack of dogs and
falling into pieces, he then tries to recover his limbs. By the
useage of saliva, Blockhead gets all his appendages back.
In
middle school spanish class, Blockhead took on the character he is
today. Blockhead actually helped William Swain through spanish
class, his adventures streched from prison to school to even outer
space. But his house usually stayed at the center of his idiocy,
William Swain kept drawing, then put the
comic away, until he went to high school, he thought
it was time to grow up.
However, when he got there, he managed
three years without Blockhead. But in 1999, Will brought out
Blockhead once again, he proceded to draw ten
comics in two weeks. By then, Will had created a
totally unique world that combined an adult sense of humor with
drawings to make a bland world with the most obnoxious character
ever, William then put Blockhead away one more time.
But once
again, in 2005, Will decided to learn
Macromedia Flash.
His goal was to create a superhero world with original characters
with his friend, Dan Ashe. But Will needed practice, and that
practice was Blockhead. Blockhead has become very popular on
Newgrounds and has
currently 6 episodes, with another in production. However,
Blockhead hasn't taken a backseat to the superhero comic, which is
still in production.
Characters
The cartoon world
of Blockhead is filled with many strange and colorful characters,
each one has it's own destinct personality. Mostly, the characters
are bagered or annoyed by Blockhead.
Blockhead
Blockhead is the main star of his world, he is an imbicle and
usually wears brown
loafers, blue pants, and a red shirt. He also has a
bulbous yellow head with
two small hairs sticking out the back. Blockhead is highly
impressionable and can be told to do almost anything. He seems to
have an
obsession
with
tongs and has a dream
to be a world famous film maker. Although Blockhead appears to be
stupid, occasional signs of intelligence do poke through from time
to time.
Conscience Conscience is a man who
lives inside of Blockhead's
skull. He wears a white
undershirt with purple pants and slippers.
While doing his job, he sits in a chair surrounded by empty bottles
of
beer. He seems to hate
idiots, and much to his dismay, he has to see Blockhead through his
life, he desparately tries to teach Blockhead some
common sense, but to no
avail.
The Neighbor The Neighbor is a woman
who lives near Blockhead's house, but it is never defined where.
She is a member of
M.A.D.D. and appears to have annoyance for
Blockhead's nonsense, she first appeared in episode
4.
The German Postal Worker The German Postal
Worker first appeared in episode 2. when he was supposed to bring
Blockhead his
tongs. He
speaks with a
German
accent.
The Officer First appearing in
episode 6. this man tries to quell a conflict when Blockhead starts
a fight. However, he mostly says: "I will kill every one of
you!"
The Old Lady Appearing in episodes 2
and 4, this elderly woman seems to be oblivious to Blockhead's
stupidity. In episode 2, she asks for help from Blockhead to cross
the street, however, he directs her into traffic instead.
These
are all the major characters, more may be developed as the episodes
progress.
Episodes
This is a list of Blockhead
episodes so far, most are a few minutes long. They are shown in the
order they appeared.
Episode 1:
CommunicationThe pilot episode for Blockhead. This
introduces us to Blockhead and Conscience. When the episode starts,
Blockhead is sitting on a couch looking at his blank T.V,
Conscience tells him he has lived there for 20 years and hadn't
payed for
cable service.
Conscience then tells Blockhead to pick up the phone, Blockhead
treats it like a phone call. Conscience then tells him to stop,
Blockhead puts it down. When he picks it up again, Conscience tells
him to dial the
phone number
on the table. When Blockhead asks which number to dial, Conscience
tells him: "All of them, in the order they appear. Not backwards,
not upside down, dial the numbers." When Blockhead just sits there,
Conscience tells him repeatedly to dial the number. When Blockhead
finaly does, he puts the
phone back down on it's
cradle. When Conscience asks him why he did it, he
replied that there was no one home and he got the machine.
Conscience tells him that was the automated machine the customers
used to activate the service, the doorbell then rings, Conscience
tells Blockhead to get it, his face in his hands. Blockhead
repeatedly bangs his head on the armrest before answering the door.
Wene he opens it, it's the words "The End", cueing the end of the
cartoon.
There is a special
Easter Egg in the cartoon, if you look close
enough, you can see the
clock on top of Blockhead's TV says
12:00.
Episode 2: Home ShoppingEpisode 2
starts out with Blockhead walking down a street, he then comes
across an old lady who asks him for help to get across the street,
Blockhead is eager to comply, but he gets distracted by a
signpost. He procedes
to lick it, proclaiming it tastes like dirt. The old lady
misinterprets it for a sign of safe pssage across the street, they
exchange goodbyes. As Blockhead walks away you can see a car
heading towards the old lady.
The episode then fades into
Blockheads house, where he is watching a
commerical about
tongs. Blockhead picks up his phone and dials a random
number and asks for a
tong. He
puts the phone down and sings a few bars from the music in the
commercial. The
capera then flashes to the inside of Blockhead's skull, where a
light clicks on. Conscience walks in ans sits on the chair inside
Blockhead's head. He asks why Blockhead is so happy and can only
wonder what he had done all morning. Blockhead says playtime and
that someone left a message for him. When Conscience asks what it
is, Blockhead proceeds to blow a
raspberry and laugh. Conscience says that no
matter how bad he fells about himself, there would always be
Blockhead. Blockhead replys, as only he can: "This fat talk is
super boring, it's nooooooooooooooooooooow snack time for my
face-mouth!" Blockhead then proceeds to jump into the kitchen and
open his
refridgerator. There he finds
watermellon, a
boot, a
brick, and a
knife. (Which he refers to as: Milk, Fish, Bread, and
Delishous
Jello.) He closes
Refridgerator and says it's hungry food and
that he needs champion food. He then looks at the toaster and
starts to take a bite, but Conscience warns him not to and to have
some sense, but Blockhead says that: "It's
Toaster time! Toot Toot!" He then takes a big
bite and tap dances back to the couch. As he does, the doorbell
rings. He says it's his
tongs and rushes to the door, dropping the half-eaten
toaster. He answers the door and finds a
German -American postal worker. He asks
Blockhead to sign the postage, but Blockhead just grabs the package
and closes the door. As he opens it up, conscience asks if he got
more
tongs, but instead, he
finds a
toy mouse.