Bolaism:

Bolaism a mock religion centered around the deity of the Bola. Invented only recently in 2006, Bolaism has gained some 50 followers in Okinawa alone. A majority of the religion is based upon the fact that the Bola is considered a supreme being and is capable of no wrong. While the Bola may be seen as unfair, it is due to the fact that human beings do not posses the capacity to understand his wisdom. Bolaism mocks traditional religions such as Christianity by bringing the idea of the "divine rhombus" which states that the Supreme Being, the Bola, the current human manifestation of the Bola, currently Matthew Bola, the messenger of Bola, know as the Parabola, and the spirit of Bola that resides within each of us, are a single being. Bolaism shares ideas of with some African religion, such as the idea of chi, being the personification of ones fate as the Bola within us all. Bolaism also mocks Eastern religions by stating that in order to achieve a state of nirvana, one must achieve Bola. Bolaism follows traditional religions by setting moral standards, but these moral standards are low compared to those of traditional relgion. Bolaism stresses importance on the worship of the Bola. Bola is said to have a "god-complex" and will become wrathful if not worshipped well. Bolaism stretches importance on self-satisfaction and urges followers to think of themselves first and other's later. Bolaism also lacks tolerance for those who fail to conform to it's ideals. Followers of Bolaism are supposed to go to an afterlife where they receive all that they want.