BortnerAnimation.com is
an animation website featuring three cartoons called
Zunii
& Friends,
The Mauer Family, and
Kevin
done by Jordan, Taylor, and Weston Bortner. There are also games,
downloads, and fan mail.
Zunii & Friends
The four characters on Zunii & Friends.
Zunii & Friends is the cartoon created by Jordan
Bortner. He does the voice of each of the characters: Zunii,
Cargul, NLC, and Lief. Zunii is a little fuzzy creature that
doesn't speak english very well. Cargul is a circular yellow
homosexual man. NLC is a boring character who is a cloud of gas.
His name isn't an acronym, by the way. Lief is a retarded....leaf.
You'll notice that he never blinks. You can find out more on their
character pages. Zunii came from a
drawing of a fuzzy thing with no arms, hands, legs, or neck, but
with big feet. For a while, it was debated whether his name would
be spelled
Zunii,
Zuni,
Zunni, or
Zuny. Eventually
Zunii was picked. Cargul was
originally Zimmy, a character from the cancelled cartoon,
The
Adventures of Zimmy, who came to kill Zunii for stealing his
spotlight. Later, he was replaced by Cargul, who came from a test
game Jordan and Taylor were making just to see if they could make a
game. It was never made, but it was called
Cargul and the
Attack of the Evil Flying Lamps. Before he was considered a
gay character, he was a shy, gullible, straight person. Later,
Jordan made a game for the TI-83 Plus called
Zunii's Toy
Box. It was made up of different badly-made games supposedly
created by Zunii. There was one game in particular that featured a
bad guy named NLC, who was just a collaboration of numbers and
symbols, which is where NLC came from. At first, he was evil, and
helped Zimmy to kill Zunii. He was also mean to Lief, and tricked
Cargul a lot (once Cargul replaced Zimmy), so he was considered the
bully character. Then Jordan changed NLC's personality to bland and
boring. Lief came from a nickname during Jordan's sophomore year in
Algebra 2. Jordan told one of his classmates that his first name
wasn't Jordan (it's actually Christopher), and when Jordan wouldn't
tell him his real first name, he replied, "So, what, is your first
name something crazy, like Lief?", and Lief was born. His
personality has been the same ever since he was created.
The
Mauer Family
"I don't know how to eat.
Taylor Bortner created
The Mauer Family. In the cartoon,
Max, the father figure, has three adopted children named Little
Sara, Special Ed, and Maria that he doesn't like very much. Max
also has a dad and a nerdy cousin named Taylor, who has two friends
named Cody and Michael. Neither Taylor, Cody, or Michael have any
kids, but Cody has a girlfriend named Emily. Max has a friend who
is a French waiter by the name of Jean-Paul, who doubles as the
manager for his restaurant,
"Le Moche Merde". So far,
there is only one other waiter there, named Jacques. Some of the
stranger characters are Tortilla Chalo, Iepore, Jixlov, and
Robopore. Tortilla Chalo is a big flying tortilla chip who sells
his own brand of tortilla chips,
"Tortalinono's Spanish-Mexican
style chips". He has a wierd personality and steals things to
hide under his hat. Iepore is an alien and is the son of Jixlov,
who built a robotic son, Robopore. They live on the planet Spirox.
Together the family of three attempts to take over Earth, but since
they are so small, they are never even noticed, and usually get
kicked around a lot.
Kevin
All of the Kevin characters.
Kevin is created by Weston Bortner. Each of the
characters is a type of sports ball. The show is about Kevin's
family and his best friend, Fred. Kevin is a dodgeball and has an
older brother in college named Matt who is also a dodgeball. He has
a dad named Frank, who is a basketball, and a mom named Heather,
who is a tennis ball. Frank is athletic, friendly, and laid-back,
but Heather is over-protective and is hesitant to let Kevin play
outside. Fred is a football and spends most of his time playing
with Kevin. Kevin's grandparents are Bill, Valerie, Tom, and Jane.
They are slightly deflated due to their old age. Bill is a
basketball, Valerie is a dodgeball, Tom is a baseball, and Jane is
a volleyball. This cartoon was made soon before the cancelment of
"The Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad show". Weston had to create a new
cartoon for him to stay on the website. In enters Kevin. After only
2 weeks after Kevin came out, "The Luigi, Yoshi, And Toad show was
cancelled. Since then describtions of the characters changed. Fred
, Kevin's best friend, was at first going to be Kevin's cousin,
later Fred was put into the position of best friend. The show was
then made into a cartoon about two kids going through a slightly
odd life. Yet one way or the other, Kevin and Fred always face
their problems together.
Cancelled Cartoons
The
Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad Show was created by Weston Bortner and
featured many Nintendo characters. It was cancelled because if
BortnerAnimation.com released products, there couldn't be any
The Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad Show products for legal
reasons. It was cancelled soon after BortnerAnimation.com started
and was replaced with Kevin.The Adventures of Zimmy was
a cartoon created by Jordan Bortner about a stick figure named
Zimmy and his best friend, Starstick. There were over 150
characters in this cartoon, but it was cancelled because Jordan
didn't want to make two cartoons. It was cancelled at the end of
June 2005. External links
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