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Boston Legal
Boston Legal titles.jpg
Format Legal Drama
Comedy-Drama
Black comedy
Created by David E. Kelley
Starring James Spader
William Shatner
Candice Bergen
Christian Clemenson
Rene Auberjonois
Monica Potter
Julie Bowen
John Larroquette
Rhona Mitra
Lake Bell
Mark Valley
Justin Mentell
Ryan Michelle Bathe
Craig Bierko
Constance Zimmer
Gary Anthony Williams
Tara Summers
Saffron Burrows
Taraji P. Henson
Henry Gibson
Betty White
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 5
No. of episodes 101 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) David E. Kelley
Bill D'Elia
Mike Listo
Lawrence Broch
Janet Leahy (2.04–3.24)
Scott Kaufer (1.01–2.03, 2.23)
Jeff Rake (1.01–1.13)
Running time 42 minutes
Production company(s) 20th Century Fox Television
David E. Kelley Productions
Broadcast
Original channel ABC
Picture format 480i (SDTV),
720p (HDTV)
Original run October 3, 2004 (2004-10-03) – December 8, 2008 (2008-12-08)
Chronology
Preceded by The Practice
Boston Legal is an American legal drama-comedy (dramedy) created by David E. Kelley, which originally ran on ABC from October 3, 2004 to December 8, 2008. A spin-off of the long-running series The Practice, Boston Legal followed the personal and professional exploits of a group of attorneys working at the law firm of Crane, Poole & Schmidt. .In its five-year run, it won five Emmy Awards.^ Judith : And I'm a normal thirty-five-year-old mother who happens to be running out of patience.
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Production details

Before the show's premiere, it had a working title of Fleet Street, an allusion to the real street in Boston where the fictitious Crane, Poole & Schmidt had its offices. The working title was later modified to The Practice: Fleet Street, but this title was dropped in favor of Boston Legal before the show premiered.[1] The real building shown as the law office is located at 500 Boylston Street, 1.4 miles away from Fleet Street.
The American producers of the series also hired British writer Sir John Mortimer (creator of the UK legal series Rumpole of the Bailey) as a consultant for Boston Legal.[2]

Premise: The Practice

Most of the final episodes of The Practice were focused on introducing the new characters of Crane, Poole & Schmidt in preparation for Boston Legal's launch. Thus, the story of Boston Legal can be said to begin with the episode of The Practice in which Eugene Young and Jimmy Berluti of Young, Frutt & Berluti decided to fire Alan Shore without consulting Ellenor Frutt, beginning a story arc of several episodes. .They give Alan a severance package of only fifteen thousand dollars, even though Alan has brought in over nine million dollars of revenue to the firm.^ Alan : I am telling you, it was nine months of the hottest sex we've ever had, even with the morning sickness and hemorrhoids .
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.Tara Wilson gets fired for her loyalty to Alan, and Alan goes to Crane, Poole & Schmidt to represent him in the matter, thinking he has a claim under Massachusetts law to take over Young, Frutt & Berluti.^ Charlie : You want to straighten him out, or should I? Alan : Go ahead, take a swing.
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^ Alan : Well, I don't want him to think like that!
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^ Alan : Let me tell you something, Jake: Big pharmaceutical companies want you to think you can take a pill for everything.
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Denny Crane, senior and founding partner of Crane, Poole & Schmidt, takes an interest, helping develop the 'case'; even arguing at the resulting trial, cross-examining Young. During this period, Ellenor also has a run-in with Hannah Rose (Rebecca De Mornay), a partner at Crane, Poole & Schmidt, whom Ellenor ends up seriously injuring when they fight over Hannah's condescending remarks to Ellenor. The character of Hannah Rose was dropped prior to the Boston Legal pilot's being filmed.
.The jury awards Alan the millions of dollars of revenue he brought in to Young, Frutt & Berluti but does not order the firm to rehire him, so Denny hires Alan at his firm.^ Charlie [talking to Judith on Alan's cell phone, which Jake brought with him] : What am I doing with Alan's phone?
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.After Young is appointed a judge, his first case (in the final episode of The Practice) happens to be with Alan for the defense, making Young wonder if Alan judge-shopped (this opened the door for Steve Harris to guest-star on Boston Legal as a judge, although in the end no starring Practice characters made any guest appearances on Boston Legal), though many actors and actresses who guest-starred in The Practice have contributed to Boston Legal, taking on roles of a different character.^ Alan : Does that make a difference?
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^ Alan : What difference does it make?
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^ But that takes work, Alan; it doesn't just happen by itself.
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Examples include Rene Auberjonois, John Larroquette and Christian Clemenson. Anthony Heald, who guest-starred in both shows, took on the characters of Judge Harvey Cooper in Boston Legal and of Judge Wallace Cooper in The Practice, although both are considered the same character.[3]

Boston Legal

The pilot was originally produced with James Spader, Lake Bell, Mark Valley, Rhona Mitra and William Shatner playing the main characters, with an expanded storyline featuring Larry Miller as Edwin Poole, and with John Michael Higgins as senior partner Jerry Austin. Monica Potter was later cast as junior partner Lori Colson. After completing several episodes, the producers felt the show needed grounding, and Rene Auberjonois's character senior partner Paul Lewiston was promoted to a starring role, effectively replacing John Michael Higgins. Despite this, Higgins's character still appeared in the first two episodes. The pilot premiered on ABC on October 3, 2004, following the series premiere of Desperate Housewives.[4]
On November 30, 2004, it was announced that Candice Bergen would join the cast as senior partner Shirley Schmidt.[5] The producers had been looking to introduce the character since the fall.[6] Lake Bell and Executive Producer Jeff Rake subsequently left the series, while Rene Auberjonois was made a main cast member.[7][8][9]
The announcement that Boston Legal would be renewed for a second season was made on April 5, 2005. The final five episodes of the first season were initially pre-empted for several weeks (until April 24, 2005) in order to expose mid-season series Grey's Anatomy to a larger audience behind Desperate Housewives.[10] Grey's Anatomy, however, was highly successful in the timeslot, and Boston Legal was pre-empted until the autumn of 2005, where it would take over NYPD Blue's Tuesday timeslot for an extended season of twenty-seven episodes.[11][12] Both Rhona Mitra and Monica Potter departed the series over the hiatus, while Julie Bowen was cast as Denise Bauer.[13] Ryan Michelle Bathe and Justin Mentell were later cast as junior associates Sara Holt and Garrett Wells.[14] A new writing staff headed by Janet Leahy took over as of episode four of the second season.
The second episode of Season 3 introduced Craig Bierko as Jeffrey Coho and Constance Zimmer as Claire Simms. In episode 3x11 Gary Anthony Williams was added to the main cast as Clarence Bell, a role he had played twice earlier in the season. Also introduced in this episode was Nia Long as Vanessa Walker, in a guest role that lasted 3 episodes. In the 15th episode of the third season, Craig Bierko left the show.
On June 4, 2007, TV Guide announced that Rene Auberjonois, Julie Bowen, Mark Valley, and Constance Zimmer would not return for the fourth season.[15] .On June 13, 2007, it was reported that actor John Larroquette would join the cast as a senior partner transferred from the New York offices of Crane, Poole & Schmidt (Note: Larroquette previously appeared on BL's forerunner The Practice as another character, a hyper-intelligent man on trial for killing his gay lover; this role earned Larroquette an Emmy Award.^ Spider-Man: Battle for New York Cheats .
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); and actress Tara Summers would be joining as a young associate. Also, Christian Clemenson, who appeared occasionally as Jerry Espenson, a brilliant but socially inept lawyer, would be upgraded to contract player.[16] The possibility was left open that Rene Auberjonois, Mark Valley, Julie Bowen, and Constance Zimmer could return in guest roles.[17] On July 2, 2007, it was reported that both Rene Auberjonois and Mark Valley would return in recurring roles;[18] furthermore, it was announced that Taraji P. Henson would join the cast later in the fourth season, with Saffron Burrows appearing in a recurring role. It was subsequently reported that Burrows would become a full-time cast member.[19]
On July 19, 2007, Boston Legal was nominated for six Emmy awards, including Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series (James Spader), Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series (William Shatner), and its first nomination for Best Drama Series. On September 14, 2007, James Spader won the Emmy for his role as the lead character in the show, whilst nominations were lost for William Shatner and Christian Clemenson in their roles for Supporting and Guest Actors, respectively. Also, the show itself lost as Best Drama Series to The Sopranos.
On May 13, 2008, ABC announced that Boston Legal would return for a fifth (and final) season in the fall.[20][21] Saffron Burrows did not return as a series regular, having joined the cast of My Own Worst Enemy. The final season consisted of 13 episodes to bring it over the "100" episode mark, setting it up for a successful syndication run.[22] There was speculation that Boston Legal might receive an additional episode-order if the show had another strong showing in the Emmy Awards and produced solid ratings in its new fall time slot.[23] The season began airing on September 22, 2008.
On June 18 and June 20, 2008, it was reported that Gary Anthony Williams and Taraji P. Henson would not return for the fifth season as Clarence Bell and Whitney Rome, respectively.[24][25]
On July 17, 2008, Boston Legal was nominated for a series-high seven Emmy nominations, including for Best Drama Series for a second year in a row. Spader, Bergen, and Shatner were also nominated for their respective roles.
Boston Legal began airing in reruns on ION Television in September 2008; additionally, in most markets, episodes began airing in off-network syndication on the weekend of September 28–29, 2008.
Boston Legal's two-hour-long series finale aired on Monday, December 8, 2008, at 9:00PM Eastern/8:00PM Central. The finale saw the firm sold to new Chinese interests because of Crane, Poole & Schmidt's poor financial position. The new owners were not accepted by Shirley Schmidt, Carl Sack, or Jerry Espenson, who voted against the acquisition along with three other partners. Denny Crane insulted the new owners by shooting them with a paintball gun. The acrimony engendered by the name partners' actions led the Chinese to begin plans for downsizing and replacing the litigation division of the firm. It was announced that all of the show's leading characters would be fired as of January 1, 2009. This led to a typically eloquent, but ultimately ill-received, showdown on the part of Alan Shore, wherein he turned the tables on the new owners, attempting to preemptively fire them. .Though his argument was not taken in the light he'd intended, it did prompt an offer from the Chinese owners to rehire all the cast members, though Shirley mused that they would likely be let go over a longer period of time.^ Mia : Your uncle and I would like to spend some alone time together.
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^ He's got nine wives and they're all, like, eleven years old.
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^ Alan : I can't believe you've been going to gym all this time without a jockstrap .
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Also, Denny's earlier actions led to his name being removed from the firm, whose name was changed to "Chang, Poole & Schmidt."
In an interview with the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette on December 7, 2008, David E. Kelley said that it was in fact ABC's decision to end Boston Legal. He also stated that executives did not want to commit to a fifth season, so he had to fight to bring it back for a short season of 13 episodes.[26]

Breaking the fourth wall

In several instances, characters would break the fourth wall by showing that they are aware of their status as characters in a television show.[27] It was usually done in such a way that the viewer could perceive the character as referring only jokingly to said status. A recurring gag was when Denny was making a heart-to-heart sympathetic speech to someone. When Alan was in the same room, he would hold cue cards up in a way that Denny could read them.

Season 1

  • In "An Eye for an Eye," a frustrated Alan Shore states that "I want to be on cable. That's where all the best work is being done." Later in the season, in "A Greater Good," Paul Lewiston threatens Alan Shore by saying "If you attempt to undermine our case in any way, your employment will be terminated", to which Alan replies sarcastically "In that event I will go to cable".

Season 2

  • In "Schadenfreude", Alan finds Denny on the balcony where they typically have their cigars at the episode's end. .Denny asks, "Is the show over already?"
  • In "Finding Nimmo", when Alan describes sea lice as "cling ons", Denny asks nervously "Did you say Klingons?", referring to the recurring villains of Star Trek.^ Alan : What did you say?
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    ^ Alan : OK, but-- but where did you find vitamins to take?
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    ^ Alan : Hey, hey, did you hear that?
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    .Later, Alan remarks, after a particularly nonsensical comment made by Denny, "All reality, none of it's scripted."
  • In "A Whiff and a Prayer", Denny remarks, "I always wanted to go out with my pride.^ Alan : I want my forty dollars!
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    ^ Alan : I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
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    ^ Alan : We can't go out tonight.
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    .Failing that, at least my old time slot."
  • In "Gone," First Denny says to Alan "What are they going to do, get rid of me?^ Alan : They're not old people shoes.
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    ^ Alan : Are you saying my son's gonna end up working in a supermarket?
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    ^ Alan : What am I supposed to do, walk into my son's birthday and say, "Hey everybody, look at this gorgeous twenty-two year old woman I'm having sex with."
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    .I'm the star of the show!", then later says to Alan, "I wish you had let me in on the game.^ Alan : What did you say?
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    ^ Alan : You wish!
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    ^ Alan : Let me tell you something, Jake: Big pharmaceutical companies want you to think you can take a pill for everything.
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    I can act, you know. .I won an Emmy."
  • At the end of "Too Much Information," Alan walks out on Denny's balcony remarking "There you are!^ Alan : There you go.
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    ^ Alan : Are you out of your mind?
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    ^ Alan : Which pretty much leaves you.
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    Hardly seen you this episode. .It saddens me."
  • In "Live Big," Denny says, "I'm tired of my Alzheimer's being a story point."
  • In "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" Denny tells Ivan "We're both leading men.^ Sherri : My point is, I'm tired of those shallow relationships I was having with guys like Charlie.
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    .We're like stars in our own show."^ But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane.
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    Denny monologues on females brought on to stand alongside the leading man, and how she's gone the next week, and calls it a way of "holding up viewer interest."
  • In "Race Ipsa", Chelina says, "God, the last time I saw you...," to Alan, who replies, " I think it was a Sunday, then I was taken off the air, you went off to do movies, and I got switched to Tuesdays, and..." and Chelina responds, "Here we are... with old footage." Later, Melissa, referring to Chelina, says, "Don't fall for her, Alan, she's just a guest star."
  • At the end of "Squid Pro Quo," as Denny and Alan speculate on what to expect from Marlene Stanger, a sexy new attorney, Denny sums up the situation by saying, "I can't wait to see her next week," referring the next week's episode.
  • In "BL Los Angeles," Denny asks Shirley to kiss him, saying, "It's the sweeps episode." Later, on Denny's balcony, Alan offers a toast: "To next season, my friend." Denny asks him, "Same night?", to which Alan responds, "God, I hope!"

Season 3

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  • In "Can't We All Get A Lung?," Alan says to Joanna (Jane Lynch), "These past few years I've felt this inexplicable compulsion to be somewhat redeeming..as if I were some..^ Judith [to Charlie] : I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little-- Charlie : Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women.
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    ^ Alan : OK, now all you have to do is sit here, and when the phone rings, pick it up and say, "Dr.
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    ^ Alan : I can't believe you've been going to gym all this time without a jockstrap .
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    series regular on a television show."
  • In "New Kids on the Block," when he is told there are new lawyers in the firm, Denny responds, "Oh, please! If there were new guys, they'd have shown up in the season premiere." Then he welcomed them by saying "Welcome to Boston Legal," acknowledging the name of the show rather than the name of the fictional firm. Denny further breaks the fourth wall by saying, "Cue the music." .None of the other characters seem to perceive this as unusual, except for Jeffrey Coho, who seems surprised to hear the show's theme music and looks around, seemingly for its source.
  • In "Angel of Death," Denny plays the first few notes of the show's theme song on his "trombone-kazoo," in tune with the real song playing over the opening credits.
  • In "Fine Young Cannibal," Alan turns to Shirley and says "Do you think we win too much?^ Alan : What do you think of?
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    ^ Alan : What did you think?
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    ^ Alan : Says who?
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    .Are we losing all suspense?".
  • In "Whose God Is It Anyway," after a long rant about how freedom of religion is overrated Alan pauses and says "Yes, I know I'll get letters".
  • In "Fat Burner," Denny turns to Alan after the prosecution's summation and asks, "Why is the other side's closing argument always so short?", referring to how the show's writers only focus on the main characters' summations.
  • In "Lincoln," Lincoln Meyer (David Dean Bottrell) pulls a gun on Shirley and says, "oh dear.^ Alan : I'll let him know.
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    ^ I know what he'll say.
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    ^ Alan : Oh God, yes.
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    .I bet if this were a movie they'd have one of those ominous chords play right about now", and as he speaks an ominous tune starts to play.^ Charlie : Well, if you weren't whining about wanting to go home, you'd be having sex with her right now.
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    Later in the episode Denny asks Alan, "when is the trial"; to which he responds "Tuesday, at 10." this is when Boston Legal was airing.
  • At the end of "Dumping Bella," Denny (dressed as Dick Cheney) is dancing with Alan (dressed as Shirley Schmidt). Denny comments that the neighbors would be puzzled if they saw Dick Cheney dancing with Shirley Schmidt on their balcony. .Alan replies, "Well, if they're regular viewers, they know by now [that] anything goes."
  • In a running gag throughout the series, Alan follows his most offensive quips with the concession that he will "get letters," presumably from angry viewers of the show.^ Alan : They're fighting.
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    ^ Alan : Well you know what?
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    ^ Alan : Well, they-- they've a good marriage, three kids, lots of dogs, a big backyard, and they live in a great school district.
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    In "Tea and Sympathy", Alan jokingly asks Judge Gloria Weldon whether "Mitt" (Romney) hadn't ever wanted to make her one of his wives, a dig at the former Massachusetts governor's religion, Mormonism, and its association with polygamy. .Judge Weldon responds, "Okay--that you'll get letters for."
  • The episode "Guantanamo by the Bay" begins with Jerry returning to ask for his old job back, telling Schmidt that the thought of coming back makes him so happy that it brings a song to his mind.^ I'll tell you why.
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    ^ Charlie : I'll bring you back some applesauce from Lisa's.
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    ^ And I'll tell you the worst part...
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    .Schmidt asks him to "hum a few bars" of the song, and Jerry breaks into the Boston Legal theme song, as the theme song actually starts playing with the opening credits.^ Charlie [starts playing the Maple Loops song] : It's...
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    .He continues to hum along enthusiastically throughout the entire opening credit sequence.
  • In episode 24 "Trial of the Century" Denny Crane again says, "To next season, my friend", Alan Shore responds, "I can’t wait to see what we do next!"^ Alan : Uh, would Mrs. Plaintiff please see Mr. Respondent in the hallway?
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    ^ Jake : How about if you drive me to the mall so I can see a movie with my friends and you pick me up when we're done?
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    ^ Alan : At the risk of tooting my own horn, I am actually seeing two different women.
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    and Denny Crane states, "I’m just getting started!"
  • During the third season finale, Denny mentions he once captained his own spaceship, referring to the USS Enterprise.

Season 4

.
  • In "No Brains Left Behind", Alan decides to sue the National Guard, and when Shirley tells him he can't do that, he replies, "Of course we can.^ Berta [reading a list that Alan left on the kitchen table] : "Pro: No alimony.
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    ^ Alan [to Judith on the phone] : I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra.
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    ^ Alan [to Artie] : You can't sue him if he just stinks, right?
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    Isn't it grand, Shirley? We do these things that seem completely absurd and then incredibly, we manage to make them not only watchable but fun and informative. Aren't you just dying to see how we do it this time?"
  • In "The Mighty Rogues", Jerry announces, "During the strike, I fell in love." Katie asks, "What strike?" Jerry responds, "It doesn't matter, the point is..." This episode aired on April 15, 2008, shortly after the conclusion of the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike, which had held up the production of Boston Legal for over two months.
  • In "The Court Supreme", Alan asks Denny "Maybe we could go to Wednesdays?" The show was then rescheduled to Wednesdays.
  • Almost the entire pre-credits sequence of the following episode, "Indecent Proposals", consists of a conversation between Denny, Carl, Clarence and Whitney discussing how they've changed from Tuesdays at 10 o'clock to Wednesdays at 10 o'clock (referencing the aforementioned rescheduling of the show at 10pm, but purportedly discussing the shifting of an office meeting at 10am). Whitney then even mentions that they were skipping the next week (as did the show), but that they'd be back again for the following two weeks (which were the final two episodes of the season). Denny asks, "What about next year?", to which Whitney replies that it'd be best to check with 'Howie' in Word Processing.
  • In "Patriot Acts", when Judge Clark Brown inquired as to why the same firm is representing both sides of a trial, Denny responds "Saves on guest cast."

Season 5

.
  • While Alan is talking to Denny about his fantasy about Phoebe Prentice in Smoke Signals, Alan remarks that he feels like he was in another universe, "somewhere on cable."
  • At the end of "Guardians and Gatekeepers", Alan begins talking about the pair's mortality, implying that it is their "last year", referring to this season being the last of the series.^ Alan : What are you talking about?
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    ^ Alan : It's like talking to a horny chimp.
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    ^ Charlie : She knows what she's talking about, Alan.
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    Denny replies "Really? I can't imagine this is our last year. Aren't there still some time slots we haven't tried?" referring to the numerous time slot changes the show had gone through.
  • .
  • In "The Bad Seed", when a client asks to see one of the named partners of the firm, Alan, upset, says, "Why wouldn't he ask for me, am I not the star of this show?"
  • In "Happy Trails", Alan is arguing with other guest characters, and at one point, a character who hadn't had any lines yet starts to speak up.^ Alan : Says who?
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    ^ Charlie : I hadn't started drinking yet!
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    ^ Alan : Why don't you start with that?
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    .Alan responds, "You're an extra.^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
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    ^ Alan : You're hitting on the widow!
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    ^ Alan : You're changing him?
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    .You don't get to talk."
  • In "Mad Cows", Jerry threatens to leave the firm if Denny is fired: "It's not an ultimatum!^ Berta : I hope you don't mind, but I talked to him before he went to sleep last night.
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    ^ Jake] : Don't you ever talk to your mother this way!
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    ^ Charlie : Why don't you go talk to her?
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    It's a fact! If he walks, I walk. Alan Shore might too! .Maybe even Carl, who knows?^ Kandi : I don't even know who you are anymore!
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    ^ I'm a-- I'm a broke, hopelessly neurotic, middle-aged man who doesn't even know who he is or where he belongs!
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    We could do a spinoff! Don't think we haven't been approached already. .Hell, it's not like you want the bunch of us anyway.^ Miss Pasternak : Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?
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    ^ Rose : Boy, you look like hell.
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    ^ I thought maybe you'd want to come with us.
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    The network sure doesn't." The last part refers to ABC's cancellation of the show.
  • In "Roe", Denny urges Alan not to take a new client wanting an abortion. .Denny explains that he likes to pretend his life is like a television show where everyone watches him and says "who's going to watch a show about abortion?^ [Alan shows everyone the advance copy of a newspaper with him on the front page] Charlie : "Good doctor, good neighbor, good guy."
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    ^ Charlie : Say what you want about me, but at least I've never chosen to have women in my life who do nothing but mistreat me.
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    ^ Melissa : It is like I have known him all my life.
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    It's not fun." .Alan responds, "Try to look at it as a challenge – consider it your Emmy episode."^ [Jerome is looking for his daughter] Charlie : Did you try calling your daughter?
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    ^ Alan : Charlie, get your priorities straight; I'm trying to get him into a decent middle school!
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    ^ Alan : Uh, l-- look, I-- I appreciate your-- your feelings for me, but I have to tell you, I-- I really think your-- your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
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    Denny, annoyed, mumbles that he "can hear them changing the channel".
  • In "Kill, Baby, Kill", Denny again remarks about it being the final season of the show, saying, "Carl, we need to bond. .This is our last season!"
  • In "Thanksgiving," when Shirley informes Edwin Poole about bankruptcy of the firm, he asks: "So, we're really done, then?^ Charlie : I've been thinking a lot about how fleeting life is, and that none of us really knows how long we're gonna be here.
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    ^ Along with your money and your house and your car and every last SHRED OF YOUR SELF-RESPECT! Charlie : You know, maybe you're not the right guy to ask.
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    Cancelled?" .In the same episode, Alan comments on how Denny will "live on" long after the rest of the characters "doing Priceline commercials;" referring to William Shatner's role as the "Priceline Negotiator" in Priceline's TV advertisements.
  • In "Juiced", Catherine Piper (Betty White) brings a lawsuit concerning the death of television programming for the elderly, and Carl Sack points out that there is only one show on television that features a cast largely over the age of 50. Says Carl, "...^ Alan : Charlie, you have to get out there.
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    ^ Alan : So, uh, how long till the movie starts?
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    ^ Alan] : Which is why, when Judith threw you out, I was right there supporting you.
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    The only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is Bo..." (Concluding the sentence would require him to say "Boston Legal." Upon his abrupt stop, he looks directly at two cameras and gestures at them) "...Gee, I can't say it, that would be breaking the wall." During the same episode, Catherine's cellphone ringtone is the theme tune from The Practice – in which she also appeared.
  • In the same episode, Alan and Denny discuss their appearance before the Supreme Court; it also is a discussion regarding the series finale. .Alan: "They should put it on TV." Denny: "We'd get ratings."^ They should put it in big letters right on the reservoir tip.
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    ^ Alan : I should have put frosting on the damn book!
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    ^ Jake : Yeah, they should put your face on money.
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    Alan: "If they promoted us. Of course, I think there's a law against promoting us." Denny: "Seems to be." .And a bit later in the conversation, Denny says, "Grand finale", to which Alan says, "Special 9:00 start time."
  • In the two-part series finale, Shirley Schmidt talks to Alan Shore about the decision of the new Chinese owners of Crane, Poole, & Schmidt to keep them on-board as litigators instead of laying them off as originally planned.^ Alan : What are you talking about?
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    ^ Charlie : She knows what she's talking about, Alan.
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    ^ Miss Pasternak : Jake, I have wonderful news: From now on, as part of each lesson, we're gonna spend time casting demons out of you.
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    Shirley states to Alan that the feeling is "more Life on Mars", a subtle reference to another David E. Kelley show.
  • Later in the two-part series finale, when Alan and Denny agree to get married, Denny exclaims, "It'll be great – like jumping a shark!" A television series is said to have "jumped the shark" when its storyline veers into absurd or out-of-the-ordinary characterizations, and usually indicates that the series is past its prime. The phrase refers to a scene in a three-part episode of the American TV series Happy Days in which Fonzie, wearing swim trunks and his trademark leather jacket, jumps over a confined shark while water skiing.

Cast

Actor Character Status Season(s)
James Spader Alan Shore 2004–2008 (The Practice 2003–2004) 1–5
William Shatner Denny Crane 2004–2008 (The Practice 2004) 1–5
Christian Clemenson Jerry Espenson 2005–2008 (recurring, season 2–3) 2–5
Tara Summers Katie Lloyd 2007–2008 4–5
Candice Bergen Shirley Schmidt 2005–2008 1–5
John Larroquette Carl Sack 2007–2008 4–5
Rene Auberjonois Paul Lewiston 2004–2008 (recurring, Season 4–5) 1–5
Lake Bell Sally Heep 2004–2005 (The Practice 2004; recurring, Season 3; 2007) 1, 3
Rhona Mitra Tara Wilson 2004–2005 (The Practice 2003–2004; recurring, Season 2) 1, 2
Monica Potter Lori Colson 2004–2005 (recurring, Season 2) 1, 2
Mark Valley Brad Chase 2004–2007 (recurring, Season 4) 1–4
Ryan Michelle Bathe Sara Holt 2005–2006 2
Julie Bowen Denise Bauer 2005–2007, 2008 (recurring, Season 5) 2–3, 5
Justin Mentell Garrett Wells 2005–2006 2
Constance Zimmer Claire Simms 2006–2007 3
Craig Bierko Jeffrey Coho 2006–2007 3
Gary Anthony Williams Clarence Bell 2006–2008 3–4
Saffron Burrows Lorraine Weller 2007–2008 4
Taraji P. Henson Whitney Rome 2007–2008 4

Recurring cast and notable guest stars

Guest stars include:

Episodes

Ratings and audience profile

.Though the show never produced blockbuster ratings, it maintained the majority of its audience over its five-year run despite being switched four times to different nights (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.^ Charlie : If I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel!
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^ Judith : And I'm a normal thirty-five-year-old mother who happens to be running out of patience.
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) The day after the series finale, Kelley told TV Guide that ABC had treated Boston Legal like its "bastard child," and though he was satisfied with a five-season run in this era of television, the show could have lasted longer.[citation needed]
It was one of ABC's most influential shows because of the audience it drew. According to Nielsen Media Research, Boston Legal drew the richest viewing audience on television, based on the concentration of high-income viewers in its young adult audience (Adult 18–49 index w/$100k+ annual income).[28]
Seasonal rankings (based on average total viewers per episode) of Boston Legal on ABC.
Note: Each U.S. network television season starts in late September and ends in late May, which coincides with the completion of May sweeps. All times mentioned in this section were in the Eastern and Pacific time zones.
Season Timeslot Season Premiere Season Finale TV Season Season
Rank
Viewers
(in millions)
1st Sunday 10:00 pm October 3, 2004 March 20, 2005 2004–2005 #27 12.5
2nd Tuesday 10:00 pm September 27, 2005 May 16, 2006 2005–2006 #46[29] 10.3[29]
3rd September 19, 2006 May 29, 2007 2006–2007 #62 9.6
4th Tuesday 10:00 pm
Wednesday 10:00 pm
September 25, 2007 May 21, 2008 2007–2008 #51 9.6
5th Monday 10:00 pm September 22, 2008 December 8, 2008 2008–2009 #46 9.6

DVD releases

On February 9, 2006, tvshowsondvd.com announced that Fox Home Entertainment was releasing Boston Legal Season 1 on DVD on May 23, 2006.[30] It is the first David E. Kelley show that FOX has released on DVD in the United States (though Ally McBeal has been released on DVD in other countries). The season one box set had five discs while the season two and three sets had seven discs.
.Note: Some of the Season 1 DVDs, provided by select offline retailers, included a promotional DVD featuring the episodes from The Practice that introduced Alan Shore and the firm of Crane, Poole & Schmidt.^ Alan : I feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me.
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This was only included in the very early sales of the DVD as a promotion.
DVD Name Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
Season 1 May 23, 2006 July 24, 2006 August 9, 2006
Season 2 November 21, 2006 March 5, 2007 February 21, 2007
Season 3 September 18, 2007 January 14, 2008 October 10, 2007
Season 4 September 23, 2008 October 13, 2008 December 3, 2008
Season 5 May 5, 2009 May 11, 2009 August 5, 2009
The Complete Series TBA May 11, 2009 November 18, 2009[31]

Awards

Awards won

  • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series James Spader (2007)
  • Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series Christian Clemenson (2006)
  • Outstanding Single-Camera Sound Mixing for a Series Craig Hunter, Peter Kelsey, Clark King, William Butler (2006)
  • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series James Spader (2005)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series William Shatner (2005)
  • Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV William Shatner (2005)

Awards nominated

  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series William Shatner (2009)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Christian Clemenson (2009)
  • Outstanding Drama Series (2008)
  • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series James Spader (2008)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series William Shatner (2008)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series Candice Bergen (2008)
  • Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series Arlene Sanford (2008)
  • Outstanding Drama Series (2007)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series William Shatner (2007)
  • Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series Christian Clemenson (2007)
  • Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series Bill D'Elia; Son of the Defender (2007)
  • Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series (One Hour); Lincoln (2007)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series William Shatner (2006)
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series Candice Bergen (2006)
  • Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series Michael J. Fox (2006)
  • Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series Nikki Valko, Ken Miller (2006)
  • Outstanding Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Drama Series Phil Neel (2006)
  • Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television William Shatner (2007)
  • Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Candice Bergen (2006)
  • Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series – Drama James Spader (2005)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series James Spader (2007)
  • Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series (2007)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Comedy Series (2006)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series James Spader (2006)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series William Shatner (2006)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series Candice Bergen (2006)

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  17. ^ "Larroquette added to 'Boston Legal' bill". Reuters, June 14, 2007.
  18. ^ "More cast changes at 'Boston Legal'". Reuters, July 2, 2007.
  19. ^ "Actress Burrows makes it 'Legal'". July 25, 2007.
  20. ^ Boston Legal on ABC – Boston Legal Spoilers, Episode Guides, Message Board | TVGuide.com
  21. ^ 'Boston Legal' set for fifth season – Entertainment News, TV News, Media – Variety
  22. ^ 'Boston Legal' Bowing Out – ABC series will finish after five seasons – Zap2it
  23. ^ Ed Martin: Why Boston Legal is One of Broadcast's Best
  24. ^ Welcome to AccessAtlanta! | AccessAtlanta
  25. ^ BET.com – What The Flick » Working Girl
  26. ^ Owen, Rob (December 7, 2008). "'Boston Legal's' Kelley delivers parting shots". Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08342/932829-67.stm. Retrieved December 23, 2008. 
  27. ^ Stanley, Alessandra (February 14, 2006). "THE TV WATCH; Beneath the Quirks, There's Always a Message for the Masses". New York Times. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C00E1DA123EF937A25751C0A9609C8B63. 
  28. ^ "ABC Renews BOSTON LEGAL, MEN IN TREES, BROTHERS, UGLY, HOUSEWIVES, GREY'S, LOST, 7 More For Next Season!!", Ain'tItCoolNews.com.
  29. ^ a b "2005–06 primetime wrap". Hollywood Reporter. May 26, 2006. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/television/feature_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002576393. 
  30. ^ Boston Legal DVD news: Season 1 Street Date. Denny Crane. | TVShowsOnDVD.com
  31. ^ http://www.ezydvd.com.au/item.zml/808336 Complete Series DVD

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Quotes

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.Boston Legal (2004 - 2008) is a dramedy set in the fictional law firm of Crane, Poole and Schmidt in Boston, Massachusetts.^ Jump to: navigation , search Boston Legal (2004 - 2008) is a dramedy set in the fictional law firm of Crane, Poole and Schmidt in Boston, Massachusetts .
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ While Alan Shore defends Denny in court, the law partners discuss whether the time has come to oust Crane from the firm.
  • Boston Legal TV Podcast: A conversation with Billy Valentine, Boston Legal vocalist, with host Dana Greenlee; published May 12, 2006; 80 min. at Boston.com 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC multimedia.boston.com [Source type: Original source]

^ [To associates when they question her authority] "The Name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It is a spin off of The Practice, which was created by David E. Kelley.^ (NBC even seriously floated the idea of creating spin-offs for every Friends cast member who wanted their own show, in fact.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It is a spin off of The Practice , which was created by David E. Kelley.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.
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It has been suggested that Denny Crane be merged into this article or section.^ It has been suggested that Denny Crane be merged into this article or section.
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(Discuss)

Contents

Catch-Phrases

Denny Crane

"Lock and load."
[rapid-fire] "Denny-Crane!"

Shirley Schmidt

[To associates when they question her authority] ."The Name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.^ By rss@LiveVideo.com (Crane-Poole-Schmidt) Denny Crane - All the Best!
  • Denny Crane, Boston Legal - Boxxet 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ By rss@LiveVideo.com (Crane-Poole-Schmidt) Alan Shore - The Women in his Life; The Real Ones.
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^ [To associates when they question her authority] "The Name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm Schmidt."

Judge Clark Brown

"It's shocking!" [usually followed by] "It's outrageous!"

Melvin Palmer

."You're a hoot, that's what you are!"^ Niles: I might venture a theory at which you're sure to hoot.
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "You're a hoot, that's what you are!"
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Several variations thereof, eg: ."I just made more money, that's what I did!"^ He hasn't done anything, all he did was throw a lot of $ at the problems, just like Bush: Just like Bush, he let his favorite Corps, get a lot of our tax money.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ You, Fred Kopff III (me) are a highly successful human resources consultant, and are making far more money than I ever did in the firm I founded.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ All the rest of the comics we did were in more conventional formats, so when the collection was made by Drawn and Quarterly, they had to enlarge the frames to adjust this story to the rest.

or "I'm a get-along kinda guy, that's what I am!"]

Season 1

Head Cases [1.01]

.Brad Chase: Uh, I think that's my seat.^ Brad Chase: Uh, I think that's my seat.
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.Alan Shore: Yes, I did see someone's things here.^ Alan Shore: Yes, I did see someone's things here.
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^ Alan : Hey, hey, here's a funny thing!
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^ Alan Shore: Anyone can see that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I moved them to a less desirable location.
[Brad gives him a smirky stare.]
Alan: I'm sorry. .We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we?^ Brad: We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?
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^ We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we?
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^ I think most of you know this, but you seem to lack confidence in your stand and feel you must mischaracterize the thing you’re protesting, virtually lying about it.
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.Denny Crane: [introductions] Denny Crane.^ Denny Crane: [introductions] Denny Crane.
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.Chicago Partner: I know.^ Chicago Partner: I know.
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I'm from Chicago.
.Denny Crane: Oh, my kind of town.^ Oh, Daddy was kind enough to take my prison sentence and add to his.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago.^ Best sexual experience of my life.
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^ Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago.
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^ My anger and mistrust towards women starts with you, which wasn't a problem until it spilled over into my sex life.
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What about you?

.Associate: Where the hell is Edwin?^ Associate: Where the hell is Edwin?
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.Edwin Poole: [entering the room, wearing no pants] Sorry I'm late, good people.^ Edwin Poole: [entering the room, wearing no pants] Sorry I'm late, good people.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Indeed, I would argue that there is no such thing as “good people” or “bad people”.
  • Pray for Larry David, Creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm « The American Catholic 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC the-american-catholic.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Pluto : [holding Goofy hostage] He's the only fucking dog who's good enough to wear fucking pants?
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.Alan: Is it casual Monday?^ Alan: Is it casual Monday?
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.Brad: I outrank you.^ Brad: I outrank you.
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.Alan: And I'm such a slut for authority.^ Alan: And I'm such a slut for authority.
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.Alan: I have trouble talking that fast.^ Alan: I have trouble talking that fast.
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^ Alan: I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile.
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.I don't believe in being straight up, but I'm a big fan of your Aqua Velva commercials.^ I don't believe in being straight up, but I'm a big fan of your Aqua Velva commercials.
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^ And don’t worry about us filling up your inbox – we’ll limit text blasts to three a month.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

^ Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?
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.Alan: You two have had sex!^ Charlie : Alan, you had a perfect night of revenge sex.
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^ Alan : Yeah, well, you never gave me extra-special bonus sex.
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^ Alan : Because there's only two reasons you ever set me up with a woman.
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.Brad: We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?^ Brad: We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we?
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^ I think most of you know this, but you seem to lack confidence in your stand and feel you must mischaracterize the thing you’re protesting, virtually lying about it.
  • Pray for Larry David, Creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm « The American Catholic 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC the-american-catholic.com [Source type: Original source]


Little Orphan Annie's Mom: She's earned this, Mr. Shore.
.Alan: I have no doubt.^ Alan: I have no doubt.
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^ Alan: There's no doubt in my mind that you could develop into a first rate criminal defender, Jerry.
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.But you realize producers do have discretion in the art of casting - strikes me as a very inexact science.^ But you realize producers do have discretion in the art of casting - strikes me as a very inexact science.
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^ Real unhappiness is being totally ignored by the very people you gave birth to!
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^ Julius : Son, I'm very disappointed in you, but as long as you're safe, that's all that really matters.
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.Al Sharpton: The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor.^ We need your mind, judge, today.
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^ Al Sharpton: The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor.
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^ Johnny : You just talk into the mike and your voice goes out through the wires, and once a week, whether you need it or not, somebody comes in here and gives you a check for $38.
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.[courtroom explodes in applause] That's what you call a rabbit, son.^ That's what you call a rabbit, son.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny Crane.

Still Crazy After All These Years [1.02]

.Alan: Christine, you were in love with a man who was unworthy of you, who made you doubt everything you had a right to count on, who perhaps even toyed with your sanity.^ You don't even know what love is.
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  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Charlie and Alan : I love you!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ ALAN I’d be right behind you.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Christine: That's still no reason to kill him.^ You know, the only reason he needs it is because he eats so much bacon, so the same thing that's killing him is keeping him alive!
  • Frasier Season 7 Quotes 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.toybox.ca [Source type: Original source]

^ That’s the reason you’ve seen no actual numbers from him on how he’d pay for all this: because the reality would scare voters.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Perhaps he had it coming.^ Alan: Perhaps he had it coming.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Christine: Perhaps you did.

.Alan: [to Brad] Do you do tongue pushups?^ Brad: [to Alan] I told you to interview.
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^ Alan: [to Brad] Do you do tongue pushups?
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^ Alan: Thank goodness we have you, Brad, to keep track of our tongues.
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.Alan: [to Sally] I haven't kept up with the boyfriend/girlfriend regulations.^ Alan: [to Sally] I haven't kept up with the boyfriend/girlfriend regulations.
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.Denny: A man died during angioplasty, leaving him dead.^ Denny: A man died during angioplasty, leaving him dead.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The man at the hospital dies suddenly, and Frasier is mistakenly thought dead for a day.
  • "Frasier" (1993) - Episode list 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.imdb.com [Source type: General]
  • Frasier Episode List - TVLoop 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ That dead man, she tells him, is your estranged father and I was his lover.

Tragic.

.Denny: [deposing an attractive plaintiff] In this last year, would you say you've had more or less sex since your husband died?^ DENNY (not sure he buys it) You would?
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^ Denny: Did you says Klingons?
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^ ALAN (you’ve got to be kidding) Denny.
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.Alan: [to Lori] I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those who want to kill me, don't you?^ You don’t want that to happen, do you?
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^ Alan : You don't like them?
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^ All I know is I want you to quit!
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.Perhaps you'll find that witty comeback in your office.^ Perhaps you'll find that witty comeback in your office.
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^ You’ll still have your family.
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^ Ooh better watch out simon, someone might find out that you're a foreigner and then you'll be blacklisted, because the american public loves a bigot.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alan: I demand only one thing in a relationship, Christine, that I remain utterly alone.^ Alan: I demand only one thing in a relationship, Christine, that I remain utterly alone.
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^ Narrator : For my father to waste food, that could only mean one thing: hell must've frozen over.
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^ "There's only one thing to do: blame Wanda, and hit you!
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.Alan: I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile.^ Alan: I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile.
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^ Alan: I have trouble talking that fast.
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^ Alan : Well, then, I guess there's no point in my talking to you anymore.
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.Alan: I love Vermont.^ Alan: I love Vermont.
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.Would you allow me to cover your body with maple syrup?^ Would you allow me to cover your body with maple syrup?
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^ Just seeing the two of you together would make your leaders like Dr. King and Uncle Remus proud.
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^ Tito wrote: “Would it be ok to go on national television and insult you, your mother, and anyone else close to you?” .
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.Alan: [regarding Brad and Tara] They make a lovely couple, don't they?^ Alan : They love him!
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^ Alan : Except when they don't work.
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^ Alan : Gee, I'm sorry, Charlie, but they don't make chocolate Pledge.
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.He has a nice tight ass, don't you think?^ Robin : I don’t think you understand.
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^ You don't know what God thinks!
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?
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Catch and Release [1.03]

.Donny Crane: Dad, he's mocking me.^ Donny Crane: Someone has to, Dad.
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^ Donny Crane: Dad, he's mocking me.
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.Denny: You're a Crane, get used to it.^ Denny Crane: It's no use, Alan.
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^ DENNY You’re not rich.
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^ Denny: You're absolutely right.
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.Sally: What could I possibly say in my closing?^ Sally: What could I possibly say in my closing?
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^ Albert: My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was nervous because I'd turn off white.
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I've got nothing.
Alan: Rabbit.
Sally: I'm sorry?
.Alan: Pull a rabbit out from under your dress.^ Alan : Are you out of your mind?
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^ [Alan walks up behind Judith] And just for the record, I'm not dating anyone and I threw your brother out 'cause he was sucking the life out of me.
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^ Eventually, the Magician pulled out a giant coin from Beast Boys ear, crushing the green Titan under its heavy weight.
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Change of Course [1.04]

.Denny: Sally, that was not a pleasant meeting.^ Denny: Sally, that was not a pleasant meeting.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Typically when associates are unhappy, I give them a hug.^ Typically when associates are unhappy, I give them a hug.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sally: I don't want a hug, Mr. Crane.
Denny: Okay. May I have one?

Warren: That's it? Two questions. That was your cross?
.Lori: I didn't have much to cross him with, Warren.^ Lori: I didn't have much to cross him with, Warren.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cross, well u and I didn't talk much, but u stood up for me and gained my respect, I expect I'll see you on the SoC chat sometime, and we'll brawl sometime too.
  • Swords of Chaos {Thread CLXXV/175} - The Smash Bros. Brawl Crews - Neoseeker Forums 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC www.neoseeker.com [Source type: General]

.Warren: Then what was the point of your questions?^ Warren: Then what was the point of your questions?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tell me that.
.Lori: I was trying to establish that you were coerced.^ Lori: I was trying to establish that you were coerced.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The judge doesn't shock easily but maybe the jury does.^ The judge doesn't shock easily but maybe the jury does.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Warren: Oh, I see; you were going for shock value.^ Daphne: Do you see where I'm going?
  • Frasier Quotes 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC digital.net [Source type: Original source]

^ Warren: Oh, I see; you were going for shock value.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Well, maybe you could've really gone for it and asked three questions.^ All those questions you ask.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Larry : Let me ask you a question.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Daphne, I have to ask you a question.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Brad: Feel free to mock me all you want, but don't you dare ridicule our troops.^ You don’t want that to happen, do you?
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Our troops keep you safe from.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

.Alan: Just so I'm clear, I should feel free to mock you.^ Alan: You should see me do it naked.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Just so I'm clear, I should feel free to mock you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Would you please just...
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

An Eye for an Eye [1.05]

.Alan: One last proposal that's entirely possible.^ Alan: One last proposal that's entirely possible.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The scene was the last one shot of the entire episode, and the page of script that reveals that development was only given to the cast moments before cameras rolled.

.I'm kidding by the way, depending upon your reaction-300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.^ You want me at your table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm kidding by the way, depending upon your reaction-300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What hurts you is not someone attacking your country, but someone attacking you, because that is a weapon that crawls under your skin and festers.

Attorney: Mr. Shore, I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney.
Alan: Really? Gosh, I am.
.Attorney: I should report you directly to the bar, if not the district attorney.^ Attorney: I should report you directly to the bar, if not the district attorney.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Well, if that's how you feel, then I was kidding.^ ALAN (you’ve got to be kidding) Denny.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Berta : Hey, how you feeling?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: So how are you doing?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Alan: So, shall we?
Tara: We shall. .Do you have Morgan's address?^ Do you have Morgan's address?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I do, but what I meant is, shall we continue where we left off last night?^ Alan: I do, but what I meant is, shall we continue where we left off last night?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan away] I just wanted to tell you that what you said to me last night was truly...disgusting.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tara: In front of my building with you peeing in the planter?^ Tara: In front of my building with you peeing in the planter?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I was about to burst.^ Alan: I was about to burst.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You should've let me come up.^ You've got to come with us!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You should know that if it comes from me, it's wrong!
  • WKRP in Cincinnati - Wikiquote 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You should've let me come up.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tara: That plant needed watering.^ Tara: That plant needed watering.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Brian Stevens: Motion for continuance is denied.^ Brian Stevens: Motion for continuance is denied.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings?^ She’s going to the backyard.’ There was no tension there.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

^ You've gotta go there!
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know what I am going to say next?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm going to sleep with your wife.^ I'm going to sleep with your wife.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Truth Be Told [1.06]

.Alan: Feels good, doesn't it?^ Alan: Feels good, doesn't it?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Roberta: What feels good?^ Roberta: What feels good?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Having sex with the candidate.^ Alan: Having sex with the candidate.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Melissa catches Marlene having sex with Alan] Marlene: If you like to watch...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Melissa walks in on Alan and Marlene having sex in the photocopying room] Alan: We're developing pictures.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What if he wins? .I bet the orgasms are even better if he wins.^ Obama winning, alone, can't clean the vast rot underneath, even if he is a far better person than McCain, as you believe.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

[sighs] I'm jealous.

Dr. Lee: And who is the current President of the United States?
.Denny: That would be Ernest Borgnine.^ Denny: That would be Ernest Borgnine.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Questionable Characters [1.07]

.Judge Brown: Do you know what my mother would call you?^ You know what would be fun?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Come with you it would you know."
  • Boston Legal TV Podcast: A conversation with Billy Valentine, Boston Legal vocalist, with host Dana Greenlee; published May 12, 2006; 80 min. at Boston.com 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC multimedia.boston.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Bambi You killed my mother!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

A namby-pamby. .Weak and spineless, bellyaching about some trumped up medical excuse.^ Weak and spineless, bellyaching about some trumped up medical excuse.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Judge Lang: This is highly unusual, Mr. Shore. .Seeking to discipline a judge for imposing a sentence your client agreed to.^ Seeking to discipline a judge for imposing a sentence your client agreed to.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I suspect we'd all agree to a good beating in order to avoid a prison sentence, but Your Honors, we are not in Singapore.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I suspect we'd all agree to a good beating in order to avoid a prison sentence, but Your Honors, we are not in Singapore.^ Your quote is a fabrication – I know you didn’t fabricate it; you were inspired by someone else’s lies, and I suspect that makes you a good Christian.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Oh, and the thought of avoiding countless years in prison will motivate Boston’s finest imposters to reveal who they gave them those orders.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ ALAN That would put such a damper on avoiding those violations on your morality cause.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I'd promise to marry in exchange for sex...actually, I do.^ Denny: Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I'd promise to marry in exchange for sex...actually, I do.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Paul: You had sex with another woman and your wife in the three hours you were married?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Judge Brown: I don't like this.^ Judge Brown: I don't like this.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Your office gets behind, so you just let criminals walk?^ Your office gets behind, so you just let criminals walk?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wanda : Just let me clairify this, you married your car?
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I propose Deana gets 70 percent of your earnings during the marriage, the mansion and an additional 20 percent of any future earnings no matter where you work or whatever name you decide to disappear behind...
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: It's reassuring to see that you haven't formed any conclusions about my client's guilt or innocence.^ How about you my dear?
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan : What are you talking about?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan has told me much about you.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Judge Brown: You know what my mother says?^ You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know what I am going to say next?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier: So you do know my policy.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

“If it smells funny, I'm not eating it.”
Alan: Exact opposite of my motto.

Loose Lips [1.08]

.Gil Furnald: I just like wearing women's clothes sometimes.^ Alan : Just out of curiosity, where do you find women like that?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sometimes I think we're all to blame for this empire---just our lifestyles and over-consumption and our disregard of other cultures---then I read something like this and...I'm not so sure.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.It's not a sexual turn-on; it just feels right sometimes.^ It's not a sexual turn-on; it just feels right sometimes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sometimes it's not about just being right.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rachel, you just informed us that we were hypocritical jerks for saying we hate this lady, and then turned around to tell us you feel the same way about us as we do her.
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Denny: So, basically, you're a sicko.^ Denny: You're absolutely right.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: [to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Does that mean you're back on the market?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gil Furnald: I'm not sick.^ Gil Furnald: I'm not sick.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Lighten up, man.^ Denny: Lighten up, man.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

So what, you got caught in a skirt? .That what you're saying?^ You're just too lame to say it!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That what you're saying?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll say what that you're very and a very unassuming.
  • Boston Legal TV Podcast: A conversation with Billy Valentine, Boston Legal vocalist, with host Dana Greenlee; published May 12, 2006; 80 min. at Boston.com 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC multimedia.boston.com [Source type: Original source]

.Gil Furnald: My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired.^ Gil Furnald: My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judith : Yes, my mom’s out of rehab.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Prince Charming : [after firing off a gun] I just wanted to see if this thing worked, before I blew my charming brains out!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They asked me a lot of questions, like whether I'm gay.^ They asked me a lot of questions, like whether I'm gay.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We asked them to send a lot of old magazines, and we were reading them and choosing what we really liked for the magazine.

^ He was more of a "shoot first, ask questions later" type, and was often the one to get the duo into the various scrapes they found themselves in.

.Denny: Well, are you?^ Denny: You damn well know...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Well, you'll be the one that got away from Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Well, are you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Not that there's anything wrong with that.^ Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: What's your specialty?^ Alan: What's your specialty?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Konigsberg: Couples' counseling. .I first saw the client and his wife together.^ I first saw the client and his wife together.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Since the divorce, I've been working with him alone.^ Since the divorce, I've been working with him alone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He was under pressure by CBS to write a more broad comedy, but since he didn't want to be credited for work that he believed that was beneath him, he used the alias.

^ Since shes going through a divorce, she asks him to keep their relationship a secret, and he promises.
  • Frasier Episode List - TVLoop 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

.Alan: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other.^ You want another one?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't want you to kill one another.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ They want you to come back.

.Not your best work, was it, doctor?^ But we both know I'm not your best work.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Judge Hingham: You want children to sit in the lap of a ho-mo-sexual?^ Judge Hingham: You want children to sit in the lap of a ho-mo-sexual?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Later in the episode when Alan is closing Judge Hingham says ho-mo-sexual again) .
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Asking if women and children still go first seems to be saying you want to go first, Leefeller?
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Technically Judge I think Homosexual is just one word.^ Charlie : I've just been seeing this ballet dancer, and I think she might be the one.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then again, you could decide to channel just one or two, but that's rather subjective, I think, isn't it?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ I think that Jesus was just one in a long line of military messiah's,,,the gospels which depict a purely peaceful ,,and universal messiah,,,was after the unsuccessful jewish war against Rome...
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

(Later in the episode when Alan is closing Judge Hingham says ho-mo-sexual again)
.Alan: Those three little words again...^ Alan: Those three little words again...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Al Sharpton: [bursts into the courtroom] Sorry I'm late, Judge, I'll make this quick...^ Al Sharpton: [bursts into the courtroom] Sorry I'm late, Judge, I'll make this quick...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DENNY First off, she’ll be testifying in the Judge’s Chambers to make it kid friendly.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ He'll make those dents disappear, change the color, he'll make that Datsun look exactly like a late model BMW. Store Owner: Can he...make the seats look like...leather?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: And subtle!
.Judge Harry Hingham: [to Sharpton] Who the hell are you?^ Judge Harry Hingham: [to Sharpton] Who the hell are you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you not judge those who are inside?
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Rochelle : Who the hell are you?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Al Sharpton: [continues without pause] ...The image of Santa Claus has been crafted for hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of years.^ Al Sharpton: [continues without pause] ...The image of Santa Claus has been crafted for hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of years.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Al Sharpton: [continuing] Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We're supposed to be in a different day.^ We're supposed to be in a different day.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Give the world a black Santa Claus, let the people have an African-American come down the chimney bearing joy and good will!^ Give the world a gay Santa Claus, God Almighty, God Almighty, God Almighty!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Give the world a black Santa Claus, let the people have an African-American come down the chimney bearing joy and good will!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The question that victims of American imperialism ask around the world, is why do the American people continue electing one demagogue after another?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.Alan: [whispers] Gay, not black.^ Alan: [whispers] Gay, not black.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Al Sharpton: The prejudice against gay people must stop.^ Al Sharpton: The prejudice against gay people must stop.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I say put gay sex back in truck stop restrooms and back alleys where it belongs and where normal people don't have to be exposed to it!
  • Perez Hilton: Frasier Star Weds Boyfriend! 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.We all say we're for gay rights.^ We all say we're for gay rights.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Picklepie says – reply to this 25 Perez, aren't you going to crap all over him for not announcing he was gay 10 years ago, like you are Adam Lambert right now?
  • Perez Hilton: Frasier Star Weds Boyfriend! 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cyborg : All right, I'm only gonna say this once; BOOYAH! [ edit ] Calling All Titans [5.11] .
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We all say we accept homosexuality.^ We all say we accept homosexuality.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But give a gay man a hug, sit in his lap?^ But give a gay man a hug, sit in his lap?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Judge Harry Hingham: Who is this man?^ Judge Harry Hingham: [to Sharpton] Who the hell are you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Harry Hingham: Who is this man?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Al Sharpton: [continuing] Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas.^ Al Sharpton: [continuing] Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Al Sharpton: The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Al Sharpton: [continues without pause] ...The image of Santa Claus has been crafted for hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of years.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Let people open their minds as they open their presents underneath the tree.^ Let people open their minds as they open their presents underneath the tree.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's not even worth it to talk about them, let alone write articles, they thrive on the publicity they get from people hating them.
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As the relationship between Koby and Numi deepens, they both must let go of old assumptions, old habits of mind.

.We need your mind, judge, today.^ We need your mind, judge, today.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Al Sharpton: The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ JUDGE Ms. Gutierrez, I can not allow this -RACHEL I really need to talk to you, your honor.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Let the gay man be my brother, be your brother, be the school teacher, be the construction worker.^ Let the gay man be my brother, be your brother, be the school teacher, be the construction worker.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Berta : I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And maybe while you're having a good time with my sister, I'll have a good time with your brother.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Give the world a gay Santa Claus, God Almighty, God Almighty, God Almighty!^ Give the world a gay Santa Claus, God Almighty, God Almighty, God Almighty!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Give the world a black Santa Claus, let the people have an African-American come down the chimney bearing joy and good will!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don’t believe in Unicorns, Santa Claus, or Werewolves, so why would I believe in a God?
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Leave out the cookies and milk this Christmas Eve for a holly, jolly homosexual, God Almighty!^ Leave out the cookies and milk this Christmas Eve for a holly, jolly homosexual, God Almighty!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: And cut!

A Greater Good [1.09]

Hired Guns [1.10]

.Julio Flores: You Alan Shore?^ Alan Shore: Mr Lumis, how do you feel about fat people?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Julio Flores: You Alan Shore?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Not if you're a process server

.Denny: Tom Delay is a friend of mine.^ Denny: Tom Delay is a friend of mine.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DENNY A friend of mine got at me for years to attend a NASCAR race.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

He advised me to keep a rifle in the office
Detective: My question is: Did it appear that the suspect was about to shoot Mr. Shore before you decided to take him out?
.Denny: No, why the hell would I wait for that?^ Denny: No, why the hell would I wait for that?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Denny, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Schmidt Happens [1.11]

.Alan: Alan Shore, it's a pleasure.^ Alan: Alan Shore, it's a pleasure.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[extends hand to shake Shirley's hand after using the restroom]
Shirley Schmidt: Surely you intend to wash that.
.Alan: I keep an extremely clean penis.^ Alan: I keep an extremely clean penis.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: You left me, Shirley.^ Denny: You left me, Shirley.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: And you sought out Denny?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right-the law lacks condiments.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Women don't leave Denny Crane.^ Women don't leave Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny Crane: Don't feel bad, son.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny Crane: Don't like that kind of thinking.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And for a secretary!
Shirley: It was the Secretary of Defense.

From Whence We Came [1.12]

.Denny: You hear the one about the fella who died?^ DENNY And who are you?
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You hear the one about the fella who died?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I hear you misplaced a client.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Went to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter let him in. .Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument and says, "Who's that?"^ Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument and says, "Who's that?"
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Hint: Freedom does not mean that the guy who yells the loudest gets to make the rules) .
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Shirley : [during closing arguments in court] I'm simply saying that we, as a people, as a nation, like to feel pretty.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

St. Peter says, "Oooohhh, that's God. .Thinks he's Denny Crane."^ Denny Crane: Don't like that kind of thinking.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Thinks he's Denny Crane."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Thinks he's Denny Crane.'
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Lori: What are you doing out here?^ Lori: What are you doing out here?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cyborg : What are you doing here?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What are you doing in here?
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Shirley: Just looking at the city.^ It is time to look at what is best for the City and not just what is best for a particular ward.
  • Cleveland Cafe: Your thoughts on the show? 11 January 2010 11:28 UTC www.wkyc.com [Source type: General]

Still trying to fathom that-
.Lori: The Red Sox won?^ Still trying to fathom that- Lori: The Red Sox won?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Catherine: Alan! Hello!
Alan: Mrs. Piper?
.Catherine: You remember!^ Catherine: You remember!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ha, ha. .Oh, I always say, "Shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove, he'll remember you for life."^ You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, I always say, "Shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove, he'll remember you for life."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And always remember, the thesaurus is your friend.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]


Alan: Shirley? [sighs] What about senior partners? .There would be nothing wrong with me...lusting, say, after you?^ That's right she's top sessions singer you can say you would work with her on the album long time."
  • Boston Legal TV Podcast: A conversation with Billy Valentine, Boston Legal vocalist, with host Dana Greenlee; published May 12, 2006; 80 min. at Boston.com 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC multimedia.boston.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, if you didn’t put the IED’s out there in a public forum, then nobody would call you on them.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

^ It would have been a good show on Weds, or Tues, theres nothing on Tues thats worth a flip.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Would there?
Shirley: Go subscribe to National Geographic. .Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit.^ Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cyborg : Lesson number one- never throw me down a hole unless you make sure I stay there!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ No one knows when that moment of success will occur, but when it does it’s the best feeling you’ll ever experience, knowing that you had much to do with making that happen.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Add to that list, Schmidt.^ Add to that list, Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Bernie: Alan, she said she was gonna call the police.^ Bernie: Alan, she said she was gonna call the police.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.She said what she heard would not be hearsay.^ She said what she heard would not be hearsay.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.She looked it up, she said because we were arguing, it would-it would qualify as an excited blutterance.^ She looked it up, she said because we were arguing, it would-it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ For me though, her people looked more like real people- real bodies, real expressions- than photographs would, because they capture a certain emotional chaos and anarchy.

^ Our look out picked up the center vessel of the lead ship within one minute of the time I had said we would.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

.Suddenly the skillet was in my hand and I swung.^ Suddenly the skillet was in my hand and I swung.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Blutterance isn't even a real word.^ Alan: Blutterance isn't even a real word.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You get to see your words in print, and think you’re real important, even if nobody else does.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Much less a defense.^ Much less a defense.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You murdered somebody over a fake word.^ You murdered somebody over a fake word.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Lock and load.^ Denny: Lock and load.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Where is everybody?
.Paul: This is an administrative meeting, Denny.^ Paul: This is an administrative meeting, Denny.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Oh! .Then what the hell am I doing here?^ Then what the hell am I doing here?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Milbank tied w/Matt Cooper at 24% but Craig's coming up strong on the backstretch--what the hell am I doing here?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Shirley: Remember the good ole days when you liked to know what was going on?^ Shirley: When you're good enough.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're not a good guy, remember?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You going to Mississippi is like me going to...
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When you could go from your office to the elevator without a roadmap?^ Wooldoor is crying Spanky Ham If you don't stop your crying, two things are going to happen: I'm going to have an orgasm, and then I'm gonna fall asleep.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan : You're going back to your room.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Miss Pasternak : Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Didn't need a roadmap to find my way around your body, did I, Shirley?^ I'm so sorry your mother behaved the way she did."
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Laura : My point is, if Mrs. Harper decides to make an issue out of your lifestyle, you need to be prepared.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DENNY (on cell) Shirley, no need to be jealous.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: I wouldn't know.^ Shirley: I wouldn't know.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I was usually asleep.
.Denny: I once had her...and Streisand...at the same time.^ Once again I'll ask, How can Wonderfalls be a rip off of Joan of Arcadia when they were both developed and their pilots produced at the same time?
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Denny: I once had her...and Streisand...at the same time.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Remember that?
.Shirley: Hahhh, I do Denny.^ Shirley: Hahhh, I do Denny.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ha ha. .And not to burst your bubble, but that was a male impersonator.^ And not to burst your bubble, but that was a male impersonator.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Perhaps the penis might have been your cue.^ Perhaps the penis might have been your cue.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It Girls and Beyond [1.13]

.Alan: Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?^ Alan: Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SHIRLEY (to Jason) Why would you need Alan Shore?
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Paul: She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.^ Paul: She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He eventually ended up with us in New York, where I was lucky to get him placed in New York Business Department of the Brooklyn Union Gas Company.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Her two daughters help her run the business, until, one day, their runaway fathers new wife comes in for treatment, and the narrator forces a confrontation.

.Brad: Some of us have trials today, so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.^ Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You don't like them?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you don't like her, fine, don't listen to her.
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Lori: What's your case about, Brad?^ Lori: What's your case about, Brad?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It is because I have seen so many cases like yours that I am so passionate about it.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

Alan: What is it about?
.Brad: It involves interference with contractual relations.^ Brad: It involves interference with contractual relations.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: You mean...lesbians?^ Alan: You mean...lesbians?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I think you mean trois.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Oh, oh, you mean-- no, no way.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Paul: Where are you?
Brad: Today, they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was-
.Alan: Lesbian ex-lover.^ Brad: Today, they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was- Alan: Lesbian ex-lover.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Brad: -to testify that Tracy was scamming her for money. Tracy was in fact not an actual bone-fide...
Alan: Lesbian?
.Brad: You like saying it?^ Jeffrey: You say that like it can get you laid.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brad: You like saying it?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brad: What did you say to me?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: I do.
Brad: Say it again.
Alan: Lesbian.
Brad: Keep going.
.Alan: LESBIAN! LESBIAN! Lez-bee-un.^ Alan: LESBIAN! LESBIAN! Lez-bee-un.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.All together now!^ All together now!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Isabella : Dont you realize that our souls are now bound together destined to writhe ecstatically in blessed hellfire for all eternity?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

All: Lesbian!
.Alan: I also like to watch.^ Alan: I also like to watch.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Melissa catches Marlene having sex with Alan] Marlene: If you like to watch...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

How many people like to-
.Paul: All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting.^ How many people like to- Paul: All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Joan Zeder: Well, one day, six weeks ago, he brings us all in for a staff meeting.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Foxxy makes Captain Hero do a nude dance in chains for food] Foxxy : All right, enough!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.^ All those questions you ask.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just to save time, i'll thank all of you in advance Here are the current ideas i'm working on, in chronological order.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Catherine: Cookies everyone! .Nourishment is most important in the morning.^ Nourishment is most important in the morning.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Paul: Who is this woman?
.Catherine: Take two, Tara, you're a rail.^ Catherine: Take two, Tara, you're a rail.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're taking me out??
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tara: You're turning 43.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(Later in the episode)
Alan: Hey Brad! .All together now!^ All together now!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Isabella : Dont you realize that our souls are now bound together destined to writhe ecstatically in blessed hellfire for all eternity?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

All: Lesbian!

Catherine: Isn't coffee a lovely drug? .I love brain stimulants, don't you?^ I don't love you!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I love brain stimulants, don't you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "If you love Medicare, why don't you marry it?"
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Uh, Catherine Piper!^ Uh, Catherine Piper!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Brad: Brad Chase.
Catherine: Brad Chase? .You're defending a lesbian!^ You're a Jewish, conservative, pro-life, born-again, overweight, Asian, homophobic, lesbian broad who cuts herself!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Lori: Hi! .I'm Lori Colson, we haven't officially met.^ I'm Lori Colson, we haven't officially met.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Catherine: Hello, dear.^ Catherine: Hello, dear.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Catherine Piper.
.Lori: For the future, I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.^ Lori: For the future, I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't know what Winston Churchill's son would say about his father's drinking, but here are some of my comments about my father's drinking, and I was privileged to see him in some of his worst moments.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Login or register to post comments report this comment LesserEvilismIsEvil September 2nd, 2008 1:59 am Oh my god do you really believe that ?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

Catherine: Oh! I'm sorry. .I was just trying to make conversation.^ I was just trying to make conversation.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SHE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING AND SHE IS DOING JUST FINE AT THAT...
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows.^ You’re not going anywhere!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I wouldn't want you getting sick.
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Alan: Shirley?
Shirley: Alan?
.Alan: You're in the men's room again.^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I can see you're aroused.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You're hitting on the widow!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: I need a favor.^ Shirley: I need a favor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Certainly. .My stall or yours?^ My stall or yours?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: If she tries to pee standing up, come and get me.^ Denny: If she tries to pee standing up, come and get me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake : I was trying to research cars, but you wouldn't believe what comes up when you Google " Hummer ".
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[after closing the door to the stall] Lock and load!

Denny: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA?
.Mark Harrison: Yes.^ Denny: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA? Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?^ Denny: Did you says Klingons?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Raven : How could you tell?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I told Alan, I'm telling you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mark Harrison: Yes.^ Denny: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA? Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: You were fully informed.^ Denny: You were fully informed.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mark Harrison: I was.
.Denny: You consented.^ Denny: You consented.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mark Harrison: I did.^ Denny: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA? Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mark Harrison: I did.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Take it again?
.Mark Harrison: Absolutely.^ Mark Harrison: Absolutely.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Like the doctor?^ Denny: Like the doctor?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mark Harrison: Love him.
.Denny: How's your memory?^ Denny: How's your memory?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kelly: [to Denny] How 'bout you go back to your office?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: When God strips you of your talent, He should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mark Harrison: My memory's fine.
.Denny: What's my name?^ Denny: What's my name?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: What's my name?!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mark Harrison: Denny Crane.
.Denny: Like you mean it!^ Denny: You and I aren't like that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: What do you mean you don't know?!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Like you mean it!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mark Harrison: Denny Crane!
.Denny: What's my name?^ Denny: What's my name?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: What's my name?!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

!
.Mark Harrison: [shouts] Denny Crane!^ Mark Harrison: [shouts] Denny Crane!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA? Mark Harrison: Yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mark Harrison: Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: No further questions.^ Denny: No further questions.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Til We Meat Again [1.14]

Denny: You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that by and large, vegetarians are communists?
.Mayor George Bostwick: I certainly would not.^ Mayor George Bostwick: I certainly would not.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: We're at war, Mr. Bostwick. .Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers, "No more meat"? Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp?^ Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers, "No more meat"?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If it weren’t for one brave citizen, there could be one more threat to our vulnerable nation.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.Attorney for Mayor: Objection?^ Attorney for Mayor: Objection?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Withdrawn. Nothing further.
Mayor: (Under his breath) Wimp?
.Shirley: (To Denny) What the hell are you doing?!?^ Larry gives Jeff a look as if saying "What the hell are you doing?"
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right-the law lacks condiments.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You left me, Shirley.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Don't bother with the merits, Shirley, this case is all about the Judge.^ So I see no need to start talking about all the nasty things we might do if talks don't work.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Then when we don't show up, even though she's secretly relieved, she gets to complain about what horrible children she has to all of her friends.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That’s not to say that I don’t get pissed off about a lot of things, especially in these times that we’re all at least attempting to live in.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]


.Judge Clark Brown: Now I'm going to do the interrupting.^ Judge Clark Brown: Now I'm going to do the interrupting.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Clark Brown .
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If Nothing Else I pride myself on being conscientious fact finder.^ If Nothing Else I pride myself on being conscientious fact finder.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Larry : Well I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Oh Brother
Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
.Denny: It's a stupid law.^ Denny: It's a stupid law.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Overturn it, be a man.
Shirley: Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful, apparently he did not succeed.
.Judge Brown: We will hold an evidentiary hearing at 2:00. We will first hear from the Mayor and then, Miss Schmidt, if you choose, we will hear from your client.^ Judge Brown: We will hold an evidentiary hearing at 2:00.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I hear you misplaced a client.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We will first hear from the Mayor and then, Miss Schmidt, if you choose, we will hear from your client.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Until then, we are adjourned.
Denny: Put on a dress
Judge Brown: 2:00!
.Shirley: (To Denny) What are you doing?^ Shirley: Denny, as far you're concerned I'm always on the market.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: Research shows, Denny, it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: I know this Judge.^ Denny: I know this Judge.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I know where his buttons are.
.Shirley: Research shows, Denny, it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court!^ Shirley: When you're good enough.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SHIRLEY (to Denny) Especially you.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Denny, you shoot people.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Oh, come on Shirley.^ DENNY You should come, Shirley.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.You still antagonize me and we both know what's really going on, don't we?^ You don't know how good I am!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don't go in there.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : You really wanna know?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: You sweet man.^ DENNY (tries to protest) Shirley -SHIRLEY Do you want to let this sweet little child suffer?
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

.It's been a long time since anyone's hit my button.^ It's been a long time since anyone's hit my button.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's been a long time since you got any "meow".
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I have been on TD for a very long time and anyone who had paid any attention knows my credentials and you aren’t owed any updated explanation.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.I doubt you'd even know where to find it!^ Alan : Do you even know what a cathouse is?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don’t even know who you are!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't even know what love is.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Denny: Just a matter of time, Shirley, just a matter of time.^ Truly then her spiritual and moral illness will quickly become terminal, and her sure demise will be just a matter of time.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

.(To client, who's sitting right next to them) This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.^ [Chris is sitting on a sofa with a white family] White mom : Who are you?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Hingham: You want children to sit in the lap of a ho-mo-sexual?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (To client, who's sitting right next to them) This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself.^ Alan: When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I must admit I don't like what I see.^ I must admit I don't like what I see.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't wanna come home and see no pentagrams and dead goats and chickens and stuff like that.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They see no connection to those who must mop up behind them, ignorant to the connectedness between them, the connection etched like grout in the bathroom tiles.

Tara: You're turning 43.
.Alan: If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later.^ Alan : You don't like them?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : Alan, you don't have to worry.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tara: Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. .You have a season's pass.^ You have a season's pass.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.^ You're really a rabbit!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You're hitting on the widow!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: How can you ban red meat?^ Larry: Hey, schmuck-face, you can't just say you're giving up red meat, there has to be some motivation behind it.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cyborg : Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, how do you stop yourself from, you know, running a red light and then taunting the cop 'til he shoots you?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it.^ Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They think they'll go on doing that, rubberstamping the new president's Supreme Court nominations instead of blocking them until they're decent.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

^ Off they go in his taxi to find out, discovering on a sequence of cross-country forays that neither of them knew the missing man, or themselves, as well as they thought.

.They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.^ They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: We're carnivores.^ Denny: We're carnivores.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.^ When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Probably what the Indians thought when they first saw Columbus.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : First thing in the morning, my mother did the meanest thing yet: nothin'.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dominick: Is there anything we can do?^ Dominick: Is there anything we can do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: We'll get in the media TRO.
.Denny: I'll argue it myself.^ Shirley: We'll get in the media TRO. Denny: I'll argue it myself.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ban red meat.^ Ban red meat.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: How can you ban red meat?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.^ That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right-the law lacks condiments.^ Shirley: When you're good enough.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right-the law lacks condiments.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know, maybe you're right.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Chelina Hall: Schmidt!^ Chelina Hall: Schmidt!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Called?
Shirley: Chelina? .I called you three hours ago!^ I called you three hours ago!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know how they say if your erection lasts more than four hours, you should call your doctor?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Paul: You had sex with another woman and your wife in the three hours you were married?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Where have you been?
.Chelina: Patriots parade.^ Chelina: Patriots parade.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: The Patriots parade was last week!^ Shirley: The Patriots parade was last week!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Chelina: Three Super Bowls.^ Chelina: Three Super Bowls.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Four years. I'm still on parade.

Tortured Souls [1.15]

.Donny Crane: We're talking about emotions of the heart.^ Donny Crane: We're talking about emotions of the heart.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Solar, you don't have a clue what you're talking about.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ They're talking about people like me, Jerry, not you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Objection. .Sounds like a girly man.^ Sounds like a girly man.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier: You sound like my father: a man who believes that burial is a form of age discrimination.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Donny Crane: [angrily] Move to strike!^ Donny Crane: [angrily] Move to strike!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: That's better.

.Lori: And what exactly is your defense?^ Lori: And what exactly is your defense?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Something like let him go even though he did it.^ Alan : I'll let him know.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Something like let him go even though he did it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Wonderfalls" was not only very good, but also (even though this analogy tends to be overused in situations like this) ahead of its time.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Lori: Jury nullification?^ Lori: Jury nullification?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Best I can tell, though Shirley hasn't really filled me in.^ INT. ALAN’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Shirley’s mind still wonders if what she’s seeing is real.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Uh, l-- look, I-- I appreciate your-- your feelings for me, but I have to tell you, I-- I really think your-- your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: Talking about me?^ Shirley: Talking about me?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: [to Shirley] It's not nice to talk about crazy people behind their backs.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Yes Shirley.^ Shirley: [sarcastically] Yes, Alan, I went out and recruited a cannibal just to get close to you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Yes Shirley.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If you so enjoy keeping me in the dark, you really should give me a try…in the dark.^ If you so enjoy keeping me in the dark, you really should give me a try…in the dark.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I have tried to keep this impersonal, I do not attack you directly.” .
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

^ And if you want some truly offensive humor, give It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a try.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]


Alan: First of all, the idea of giving representation to that thug…
.Denny: Alan, c'mon, we hate all our clients.^ DENNY Only thing is, Alan, when you screw him, you can’t go all the way.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Standard In All Champion Windows & Patio Rooms Visit Our Factory Showroom Mon.-Thurs.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

.It's good to hate, allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.^ It's good to hate, allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I allow you to sleep here at night.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Catherine: Piper: All I'm saying is if you killed two people and if you're as alone as you say, there couldn't be a
better time for you to turn to .Jesus Christ, your Savior.^ Catherine: Piper: All I'm saying is if you killed two people and if you're as alone as you say, there couldn't be a better time for you to turn to Jesus Christ, your Savior.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Bernard Ferrion: Under normal circumstances I'd agree.^ Bernard Ferrion: Under normal circumstances I'd agree.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Catherine Piper: But?
.Bernard Ferrion: I'm Jewish.^ Bernard Ferrion: I'm Jewish.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Catherine Piper: Bernie, there has never ever been a Jewish serial killer.^ Catherine Piper: Bernie, there has never ever been a Jewish serial killer.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There is even a serial killer story, The Panty Killer, drawn with gleeful grotesquery, that manages to be suffused with sympathy.

^ Catherine Piper: I am saying that if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Bernard Ferrion: Son of Sam? David Berkowitz?
.Catherine Piper: He was adopted.^ Catherine Piper: He was adopted.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Genetically, he's one of ours.^ Genetically, he's one of ours.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Bernard Ferrion: Well, what are you saying?^ Bernard Ferrion: Well, what are you saying?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Richard Lewis : Listen, people call me and they call you and they say "Oh well Larry David has the same thing on his machine."
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ling-Ling : Well, you know what they say, we Asians born with grain of rice between our legs!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Catherine Piper: I am saying that if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian.^ You're so in there.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rochelle : You're out of order!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Larry : Yeah but you're not there.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Would you let me take you to church?^ If it takes holding on tight to the church then let it be.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Would you let me take you to church?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : It's because no kennel in town would take you!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Let Sales Ring [1.16]

Assistant Attorney General Doug Beecham: What if somebody wanted to get frozen to avoid the draft?
.Denny: Let him move to Canada, freeze his balls off.^ Now let's get- [ Clara cuts off his other arm ] Ok, I think you got him...
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof ] All : Oh no!!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Judge James Billmeyer looks at him] Denny Crane!^ Martin: (looks at him) Hi, Marty Crane.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Lori: Wait, this firm is actually going to help Milton Bombay be put on ice?^ Lori: Wait, this firm is actually going to help Milton Bombay be put on ice?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Theres plenty of time to get out of the way, but something compels you to wait and find out of its actually going to hurt as much when it hits.

.Catherine: Oh, come now Lori.^ Catherine: Oh, come now Lori.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Martin has suggested that Frasier refuses to restrain Mary because she is black; Frasier denies it Niles: Oh, come now, Frasier.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Foxxy : Oh, come on, now.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You of all people should know it's not so bad to go through life as a popsicle.^ All I know is I want you to quit!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Larry : You know what she should be reading?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This is what you are going to do for all of the American people.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]


.Shirley: I know you recently retired.^ Shirley: I know you recently retired.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: Remember the good ole days when you liked to know what was going on?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: From what I know about you, when things get tough you prefer to bury yourself in your work.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Is this...
Milton: And please do not proffer psychological counsel. .I came in here in search of legal and intellectual acuity.^ I came in here in search of legal and intellectual acuity.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: And you sought out Denny?^ SHIRLEY (to Denny) Especially you.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You left me, Shirley.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DENNY You should come, Shirley.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: Milton, I consider you a friend.^ Shirley: Milton, I consider you a friend.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: If you could last 3 I might consider it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Actually I don't, I find you a bit boorish...^ Actually I don't, I find you a bit boorish...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DEANA You don’t think that private eye is capable of finding them?
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Captain Hero : You don't actually expect me to-- Super Nanny : I SAID NAUGHTY STOOL!!!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Death Be Not Proud [1.17]

.ADA Jackson: No cell phones allowed in here.^ ADA Jackson: No cell phones allowed in here.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Daphne is on the phone trying desperately to renew her passport , and she feels the victim of discrimination Daphne: No, I’m a resident alien here from England.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

How'd you get by with that?
.Alan: I told the guard we're waiting for a last minute call from your conscience.^ Alan : Wait a minute, that's your big secret?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Your mom will be here any minute!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I told the guard we're waiting for a last minute call from your conscience.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Collect.

Tara: Nymphomania?
.Shirley: Anything you can find.^ Shirley: Anything you can find.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I find atheists to be pompous and arrogant, and so convinced of their own opinions they are incapable of learning anything new – like Dawkins and apparently…you.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

.And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify, possibly as soon as tomorrow.^ And we'll need to line up an expert who can testify, possibly as soon as tomorrow.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I feel sorry for the execs who choose such excellent programming to be part of the line-up only to see their work implode due to lack of salesmanship.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Among other things, distribute a DVD (possibly in our cereal) with previews of their fall line-ups and possible Mid-Season replacements.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Brad: It's not a real disease.^ Brad: It's not a real disease.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos.^ It's an excuse offered up by sex perv sickos.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: Yes, Brad. Thank you for that.
.Lori: It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus.^ Lori: It's also a sexist diagnosis, as well as bogus.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If a man was running around trying to schtup everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease.^ If a man was running around trying to schtup everything he could, we wouldn't say that he had a disease.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The three titans entered the room, and they were treated to a very awkward sight as they saw Cyborg running around the room, frantically trying to keep the system online.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

We would just call him…
.Denny: [entering, uttering his signature line] Denny Crane.^ We would just call him… Denny: [entering, uttering his signature line] Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: Exactly.

.Alan: I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina.^ Alan: I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Yeah, well, quit going through puberty and we'll talk about it.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.^ We liked it so much that when we lived in Florence, we would drive up to Fairfield just to go there.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]


.Alan: I promise you.^ Alan : The money you promised to pay back today.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan [scoffs] : Jake, I promised your mother you'd have it done!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.By the time I finish tomorrow, those judges - every last one of them - will rise up and say "Never mind executing Ezekiel Borns.^ By the time I finish tomorrow, those judges - every last one of them - will rise up and say "Never mind executing Ezekiel Borns.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I may add more if i get some explosion of inspiration I'll put the first one up as soon as i do some finishing touches Episode 1.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It would be like one of those films up for the best foreign language Oscar that everyone knows is better than whatever was up for the main award."

.Let's kill Alan Shore instead."^ Let's kill Alan Shore instead."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ JASON You let be believe you were Alan Shore.
  • Boston Legal: "Business, Always Personal" 6 February 2010 10:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: Original source]


Chelina: Hey! Pretty boy. .How'd you like to go to Texas?^ You going to Mississippi is like me going to...
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chantal : How come you don't like me?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ My meds still cost a lot in spite of the insurance but nothing like what you are going through and a few others I know.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

Alan: I'd love to. I haven't had my shots.

.Shirley: He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you.^ Xandir : You used to care about me...
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cosmo : Who cares what you think?
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Slade : And all you care about, you destroy.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I think what you really mean to do is voice your concern unofficially.^ Wooldoor : I think you mean, "come with you".
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jax, I like your posts so much, when you're talking logically and clearly, and telling us what you think.....
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Really, you liberals are sickening in your "anything anti-Christian goes" bit...
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

Lori: I'm making an official complaint. .If there's forms to be filled out please have them sent to my office.^ You worried about bein' reelected when my son is out there about to be snipped to death by a scissor killer!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Fill out the submission form with the song title(s) and author(s) as usual, but in place of the listing number write "CUSTOM" in capital letters.
  • TAXI's Music Industry Listings: What Record Companies, Publishers, Film & TV Music Supervisors Are Looking For 25 September 2009 5:12 UTC www.taxi.com [Source type: General]

^ There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth my friend, you are busted buddy!
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[walks away]
.Shirley: You little bitch.^ Shirley: You little bitch.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Season Two

The Black Widow [2.01]

.Alan: [talking about Bernard] He seems to take particular delight in all of this.^ Carol, All this talk about respect.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Alan : What are you talking about?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : She knows what she's talking about, Alan.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Does he not, Catherine?
Catherine: We all do. .It's fun to see pretty people fall.^ It's fun to see pretty people fall.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't watch TV to see pretty people, I watch it for smart writing.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It's not fun to think of that many people putting in that amount of effort on behalf of over six hours of television that nobody, quite possibly, will ever see.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Alan: Your little boyfriend is twisted.^ Alan: Your little boyfriend is twisted.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Trust me when I tell you, he's not finished killing.^ Trust me when I tell you, he's not finished killing.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We're still confirming some panelists, and will release the finished schedule soon, but this will tell you pretty much everything you need to know.
  • TAXI's Music Industry Listings: What Record Companies, Publishers, Film & TV Music Supervisors Are Looking For 25 September 2009 5:12 UTC www.taxi.com [Source type: General]


(In Judge Cooper's Chambers)
Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr. Shore, This, this woman is trying to manipulate this process. I will not be manipulated.
.Denny: (Whispered To Alan) Mad Cow!^ Denny: (Whispered To Alan) The eye!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: (Whispered To Alan) Mad Cow!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Judge Cooper: Silence!^ Judge Cooper: Silence!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Cooper (To Denny) Silence!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.(To Alan) She likely fired her last attorney because she told him she did it, and he couldn't have put her on the stand to lie, so she was forced to retain new counsel, thereby keeping them in the dark.^ (To Alan) She likely fired her last attorney because she told him she did it, and he couldn't have put her on the stand to lie, so she was forced to retain new counsel, thereby keeping them in the dark.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Did they ever find him?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Your client was fired because he entered into an at-will employment contract, he acted like a complete loon, and now he tries to cloak himself in a constitutional amendment that is as overplayed as it is misapplied.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And now we have you, (to Denny) and you.^ And now we have you, (to Denny) and you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: [to Alan] I don't want to look at you right now.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Well, if this woman wishes to manipulate me in the dark, then...
Alan: Denny...
.Judge Cooper (To Denny) Silence!^ Judge Cooper: Silence!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: [to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Cooper (To Denny) Silence!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: (Whispered To Alan) The eye!
.Judge Cooper (Whispered) Quiet!^ Judge Cooper (Whispered) Quiet!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: You know, I hate to break up the tea party but...^ Tasha : I am breaking up with you.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: I know you recently retired.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chris : It's not that I want to break up with you.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Malcolm: Careful, we're still a bit thin-skinned on that one.^ Malcolm: Careful, we're still a bit thin-skinned on that one.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Such a waste of proper tea.^ Such a waste of proper tea.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: I can see you're aroused.^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I can see you're aroused.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You're hitting on the widow!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You might consider the last man to make love to her died while doing so.^ You might consider the last man to make love to her died while doing so.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: If you could last 3 I might consider it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Making comics is lonesome work, and when it is finished, the last thing you want to hear is bad criticism.

[Denny looks over Kelly Nolan's body.]
.Denny: I'll take my chances.^ I-I'll take my liver out!
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I'll take my chances.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Take my hand; we'll make it, I swear!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Certainly you'd want me by your side at this trial.^ Denny: You want to meet her?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You want me at your table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just want them to know where yours has been.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kelly Nolan: I'm sure you're very sweet, but old men tend to die on me.^ Daphne : You're sure now?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Bethany: I can get by that you're old.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kelly Nolan: I'm sure you're very sweet, but old men tend to die on me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: I'm Denny Crane. .No bigger ass--asset!^ No bigger ass--asset!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You want me at your table.^ You want me at your table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They want you to die younger, shortly after you have past your most productive years (anytime after 55).
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]


.Denny: My God, you're even more striking in person.^ You're staring at my knockers.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I toss you my keys.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're not a child any more.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kelly: Who is this man?^ Kelly: Who is this man?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And why is his face about to explode?^ And why is his face about to explode?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Kelly Nolan, this is Denny Crane.^ Denny Crane: It's no use, Alan.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Everyone here is named Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Success has caused his head to swell.

.Denny: Not everything is about money, Shirley.^ My stepfather(sf) was a farmer and farmed just about everything he could and still lost money.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

Sometimes sex counts, too. It used to count with you. .One minute you couldn't get enough of me, the next you lose interest.^ Unfortunately, the public can’t ride this West Coast creation, but the next time you’re in Mount Adams, you might be lucky enough to see one of the complex’s tenants riding it.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

^ Martin : One minute it's just a blob in some lady's stomach, the next minute it's a person.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake's time with Evelyn] Charlie : Do you realize that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What happened, Shirley? I need to know.
.Shirley: They invented color television.^ Shirley: They invented color television.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: You and me. In my office. Gimme 2 minutes.
.Shirley: If you could last 3 I might consider it.^ Shirley: Milton, I consider you a friend.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: If you could last 3 I might consider it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You might want to consider inviting a "regular" guy or gal that grew up in the area to be on the panel.
  • Cleveland Cafe: Your thoughts on the show? 11 January 2010 11:28 UTC www.wkyc.com [Source type: General]


.Kelly: [to Denny] How 'bout you go back to your office?^ Can you bend with your back?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How do you like your eggs?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How'd you like to go to Texas?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'll have a pair of my pants delivered.^ I'll have a pair of my pants delivered.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You can try and get in them on your own time.^ You can try and get in them on your own time.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You can cook your own food.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spanky : Just do it, or you'll be lying at my feet in a pool of your own blood!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Judge Peter Harding: And how are we supposed to understand what she's saying?^ Judge Peter Harding: And how are we supposed to understand what she's saying?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Malcolm: Well, we have her affidavit.^ Malcolm: Well, we have her affidavit.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plus as it happens, I speak cello.

Schadenfreude [2.02]

[Denny and Alan are out on the balcony mid episode]
.Denny: Is the show over already?^ [Denny and Alan are out on the balcony mid episode] Denny: Is the show over already?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You look beaten.^ You look beaten.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.^ Timantha: I'm off to the mall to find something Trixie will like, but just so you have something to laugh at while I'm gone, I wish you were a woman and you were a man!
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Bad guys caught, people are saved, and theres just enough time to go back home for another one of Beast Boys scary movies.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Foxxy : I tried to study up for them SATs, but it became abundtanly clear that this was just another conspiracy to keep the black man down...
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Denny: Are you sure they weren't just...kissing or something?^ Denny: Are you sure they weren't just...kissing or something?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Oh Brother Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Foxxy : Homosexuality isn't something you can just wish away, it's something you born with, like red hair or a dead twin.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Catherine: [to Bernie] What are ya going to do?^ Catherine: [to Bernie] What are ya going to do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Whack me on the head?

.Denny: When a beautiful woman says, 'get me off', you 'get her off', Shirley, it's as simple as that.^ Denny: Oh Brother Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Did you says Klingons?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: Denny, as far you're concerned I'm always on the market.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: [to Kelly] I'll visit you in jail.^ Denny: [to Kelly] I'll visit you in jail.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robin : (disgusted) I'll be back to take you to jail.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Conjugal.

.Denny: I'm sorry, your honor.^ [Talking about Alan at the hearing] Denny: Yes your honor, he gets me off, I get him off.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I'm sorry, your honor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I have mad cow disease. I think you do, too.

Alan: Schadenfreude. From the German words, Schaden and Freude, damage and joy. .It means to take spiteful, malicious delight in the misfortune of others.^ It means to take spiteful, malicious delight in the misfortune of others.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We used to dismiss this as simply an ugly side of human nature, but it is much, much more than that.^ We used to dismiss this as simply an ugly side of human nature, but it is much, much more than that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But it might have been that much better if Modan wrote it and gave it to another illustrator to draw (or used a more realistic style herself).

^ Gin didn't like Ida any more than Lip liked Samuel (he was named for Sir Thomas Lipton, of America's cup fame) and Gin never used it.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

.Recently a Stanford professor actually captured Schadenfreude on a brain scan.^ Recently a Stanford professor actually captured Schadenfreude on a brain scan.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It’s a physiological medical phenomenon.^ It’s a physiological medical phenomenon.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When we see others fall it sometimes causes a chemical to be released in the dorsal striatum of the brain which actually causes us to feel pleasure.^ When we see others fall it sometimes causes a chemical to be released in the dorsal striatum of the brain which actually causes us to feel pleasure.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It also allows him to see Numi again, and the last page is a wonderful wordless summation of what it means to be in a relationship and how sometimes you just have to trust the other person.

^ Alan : Nevertheless, sometimes a man needs to feel something other than his own touch.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If you watch the news or read the papers, which of course you don’t because the Judge said not to, but if you did, you would see the undeniable delicious joy of the media and the public over Kelly Nolan’s plight.^ Did anyone see you?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Did you see the bride?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ News you won't see in US because it is actually NEWS .
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.I have no doubt that you want Kelly Nolan to be punished.^ I have no doubt that you want Kelly Nolan to be punished.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ She no longer wants to remember you.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : I want you to tell me there is no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with "Daddy"!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.She married for money, she had an affair, she carried on naked in the pool with her boyfriend.^ She married for money, she had an affair, she carried on naked in the pool with her boyfriend.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.She’s cold, materialistic, unlikable, and it might bring you all pleasure to see her go to jail.^ She’s cold, materialistic, unlikable, and it might bring you all pleasure to see her go to jail.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You can start to feel 'selfish' by focusing on artistic pursuits in the face of all that is going on.

^ Alan: My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But as for evidence to establish that she committed a murder beyond all reasonable doubt?^ But as for evidence to establish that she committed a murder beyond all reasonable doubt?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It just isn’t there.^ It just isn’t there.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Isn't there anyone left who just wants to get married and raise a family?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The only possible route to a guilty verdict here is Schadenfreude.^ The only possible route to a guilty verdict here is Schadenfreude.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Denny and Alan are out on the balcony mid episode]
.Denny: Is the show over already?^ [Denny and Alan are out on the balcony mid episode] Denny: Is the show over already?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Finding Nimmo [2.03]

.Denny: This isn't meaningful; practicing law and drinking scotch at 9 o'clock in the morning.^ Denny: This isn't meaningful; practicing law and drinking scotch at 9 o'clock in the morning.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Here's what you need to know about the practice of law.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Well, ok, maybe the scotch is meaningful.^ Well, ok, maybe the scotch is meaningful.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: I make over a million dollars a year, and I'm in a basement looking for a dead midget.^ Shirley: I make over a million dollars a year, and I'm in a basement looking for a dead midget.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just announced that a loser on American Idol got a five year multi million dollar gig in Vegas as a ventriloquist.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Nemazee faces a maximum prison term of 30 years and a maximum fine of one million dollars, prosecutors said after his arrest last month.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]


.Denny: You're one of those environmental lawyers?^ Denny: You're absolutely right.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You're one of those environmental lawyers?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You're a Crane, get used to it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Peter Barrett: Is there something wrong with that?^ Peter Barrett: Is there something wrong with that?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Is there something wrong?
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cyborg : (Seeing Robin as a steak) You bet there's something wrong.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: They're evildoers.^ Denny: They're evildoers.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: They're singling me out because I'm Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, "Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty."^ Let’s not pretend to be of any high-ideals, the “my imaginary friend could beat up your imaginary friend” argument is getting pretty worn.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, "Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Let me tell you something - I came out here to enjoy nature.^ Let me tell you something - I came out here to enjoy nature.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Here, let me transfer you to that department!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jonathan: Let me tell you something right now.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Don't talk to me about the environment.^ Don't talk to me about the environment.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Don't talk about the environment.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Alan: All reality, none of it scripted.^ Alan: All reality, none of it scripted.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : OK, listen, we-- we haven't really, uh, talked about what all this means.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Can I fish yet?^ Denny: Can I fish yet?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Guide: You still have a timeout.^ Guide: You still have a timeout.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You just sit there.^ You just sit there.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You were just gonna leave that there?
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You did not just go there) .
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alan: God likes to fish?^ Alan: God likes to fish?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves...get in touch with ourselves.

.Judge Sean O'Byrne: I find it insulting to be lectured by an American about the environment.^ Judge Sean O'Byrne: I find it insulting to be lectured by an American about the environment.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Watch it, judge, we're a superpower.^ Denny: [to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: [to Judge Brown] Judge, you're old.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Watch it, judge, we're a superpower.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Don't make us add you to the Axis.^ Raven : Don't make me hurt you.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ October 28, 2009 - 08:34 ET by Warp You know why we don't bother making fun of Islam in the picture-shows?
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Chris : Just because you watch Soul Train don't make you Don Cornelius!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Environmentalist: Excuse me. .Are you Denny Crane?^ Denny Crane: Thank you, Brad, for telling me that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Oh Brother Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Are you Denny Crane?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Yes I am, and I am not your father.^ Denny: Yes I am, and I am not your father.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Talking about Alan at the hearing] Denny: Yes your honor, he gets me off, I get him off.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Judge: Mrs. Piper, you wish to address the court?
Catherine Piper: Just...is it possible to request the Robert Blake jury?

.Alan: Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...^ Alan: Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: You two have had sex!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Expect the same on those last two posts you made.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Denny: Denny Crane, eh.^ Denny: Denny Crane, eh.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: They call them cling-ons.^ OK. [pulls his finger and farts] Alan : And they shall call him Jake.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake [to Alan and Charlie] : You know, if you guys were queer, we'd be what they call an "alter-native" family.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Did you says Klingons?^ Denny: Why'd you say that?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Foxxy : What did you say, Hadji?
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Denny: Did you says Klingons?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Denny wakes up to find Alan in his bed.]
.Denny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!^ Denny: My God, you're even more striking in person.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I'm going to take you to my spa.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I don't know!^ Charlie [to Alan] : I don't know what she's talking about.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : I don't know, Dorothy and Toto ?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : When Judith was pregnant with Jake, I-- I don't know if it was hormones or pheromones , but...
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: What do you mean you don't know?!^ And you know what that means?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't even know what love is.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chris : You don't wanna know.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: I...got scared! .I thought I heard a bear outside!^ I thought I heard a bear outside!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Denny and Alan are out on the balcony at the end of the episode looking at a photograph}
.Denny: I shot my first steelhead!^ [Denny and Alan are out on the balcony at the end of the episode looking at a photograph} Denny: I shot my first steelhead!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

A Whiff and a Prayer [2.04]

.Congressman Raymond Jacobs: May I ask, Denny, how do you feel about gun control?^ Well, I feel better, how about you?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Berta : Hey, how you feeling?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How about you guys?
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Denny: For Communists.
.Congressman Jacobs: What about banning assault weapons in the private sector?^ Congressman Jacobs: What about banning assault weapons in the private sector?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: As soon as you say it's OK to ban assault weapons, my friend, even in the private sector, you make it easier to take guns away from hunting, then personal protection.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Congressman Raymond Jacobs: May I ask, Denny, how do you feel about gun control?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: As soon as you say it's OK to ban assault weapons, my friend, even in the private sector, you make it easier to take guns away from hunting, then personal protection.^ You're my friend.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Clara : I thought you were my friend!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But you will not take away my ex-husband!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Soon the military and the police are without firearms.

.Denny: When God strips you of your talent, He should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.^ Denny: When God strips you of your talent, He should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I am not arguing whether you should believe in God.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Gertrude: (to Roz) You should talk to your daughter.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: My New Year's resolution...is to appreciate my friends every day and catch more fish.^ Alan: To next season, my friend.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: She makes my friend smile.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: My New Year's resolution...is to appreciate my friends every day and catch more fish.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Catherine: [to Alan] Thank you.^ Alan : Thank you, Mom.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Catherine, may I ask why would you seek to befriend this man?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Well, thank you.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Baretta said that to his attorney.^ Baretta said that to his attorney.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It brought him luck.

.Prosecutor: Law and order isn't simply something on television four nights a week.^ Prosecutor: Law and order isn't simply something on television four nights a week.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I still am Denny Crane.^ Denny: I still am Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny Crane: That may be, but still...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I wish I was never great...because I remember.^ Denny: I wish I was never great...because I remember.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Because of two wars, the Great Depression and political wrangling, the tracks never were laid and subway cars never were purchased.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]


.Denny: I can't be sure, but in the middle I think I actually felt smoke coming out my ass.^ Denny: I can't be sure, but in the middle I think I actually felt smoke coming out my ass.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Berta : I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rochelle : You broke your friend's leg, you both lied to the police, we were in the middle of a police shoot-out with a serial choker, and you don't think it's a big deal?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: Catherine, may I ask why would you seek to befriend this man?^ Alan : What would you do?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: What would you do as mayor of Boston?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Why do you assume it's his stuff?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Catherine: Well, I felt at his core he wasn't evil.^ Catherine: Well, I felt at his core he wasn't evil.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior.^ I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I could go on but it is clear our adversaries are having a good laugh and already the adminsitration is having second thoughts about their approach.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ On a few occasions I accompanied him, and was introduced to many political big-wigs, which I thought was fascinating.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Was he open to that?
Catherine: Not terribly. .He thought it would make him look like a bad Jew.^ He thought it would make him look like a bad Jew.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier: It makes me look like I discovered fire!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just seeing the two of you together would make your leaders like Dr. King and Uncle Remus proud.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I heard about Tara.^ Denny: I heard about Tara.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I feel you're hurt.^ I feel you're hurt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You sit alone in a room for days on end, writing and drawing, torn between a feeling that you're a genius and a feeling that you're a worthless worm.

.Alan: What's most upsetting, Denny, is I don't hurt.^ Denny: [to Alan] I don't want to look at you right now.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: So’m I. (Alan looks questioningly) Don’t worry.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: What's most upsetting, Denny, is I don't hurt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: So I don't have to hug ya and tell ya I'm there for ya and all that crap.^ Denny: So I don't have to hug ya and tell ya I'm there for ya and all that crap.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Oh, come on, don't tell me you've never gone to town with a doll.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I heard there were two hundred women, that's four hundred breasts, and you kept them all to yourself!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: We can skip it.

.Congressman Jacobs: Raymond Jacobs, you handled my first divorce 15 years ago.^ Congressman Jacobs: Raymond Jacobs, you handled my first divorce 15 years ago.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (I did teach that guy nursing back 15 years ago before he went to Doc school) Now I have to start on some replacement therapy.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Jimmy gave me my first piano lessons, starting when I was perhaps six or seven years old.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

My wife's name was Lois.
Denny: I remember.
Congressman Jacobs: Why wouldn't ya. You slept with her.
.Denny: Only after the divorce was final.^ Denny: Only after the divorce was final.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Men to Boys [2.05]

.Denny: I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily.^ Narrator : When I was 15 going on 16, the one thing I wanted most was a kiss from a girl, and I didn't care who it was, as long as she wasn't in my family!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: She's always ogling me.^ Denny: She's always ogling me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: Yes, putting reality aside...^ Shirley: Yes, putting reality aside...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I have nothing against marriage.^ Denny: I have nothing against marriage.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I've done it five times.^ I've done it five times.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hero : You told me like five times now, plus I've always said he's the right man for the job.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Denny: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.^ Denny: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Right on my balcony.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rochelle : Who put a glass on my table without a coaster?!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: And that works?
Denny: With the hookers.

.Denny: I'll take a friend over a wife every time.^ Denny: I'll take my chances.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I'll take a friend over a wife every time.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Captain Hero : If anybody needs me, I'll be in the fridge, spending time with my new friend.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Shirley: [to Denny] Did you tell Lori you liked chubby sex?^ Denny: Did you says Klingons?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I told Alan, I'm telling you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Please tell me: What did you imagine?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: I meant it as a compliment!^ Denny: I meant it as a compliment!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Don't talk about the environment.^ So I see no need to start talking about all the nasty things we might do if talks don't work.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Solar, you don't have a clue what you're talking about.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It's too political and half the people are against you.^ It's too political and half the people are against you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Half the people are against the environment?^ Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's too political and half the people are against you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Cassie: [to Garrett] I screw.^ Cassie: [to Garrett] I screw.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I just don't date.^ I just don't date.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake : I don't want a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Alan: Why is that so important to everyone, maintaining integrity?

.Denny: First of all, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the Army.^ Denny: First of all, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the Army.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [After Denny has sex on the desk in his office without dropping all the blinds on the storefront windows] Shirley: This is unprofessional, Denny.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: First of all, the idea of giving representation to that thug… Denny: Alan, c'mon, we hate all our clients.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And the camel never complained.^ And the camel never complained.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Catherine: Alan, I've been Schmidt-canned!^ Catherine: Alan, I've been Schmidt-canned!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Witches of Mass Destruction [2.06]

.Judge Resnick: Halloween is a secular holiday.^ Judge Resnick: Halloween is a secular holiday.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.More importantly, it's a silly holiday...I advise both parties to lighten up.^ More importantly, it's a silly holiday...I advise both parties to lighten up.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patsi, just more proof that for both parties, the fish rots from the head.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]


.Alan: We have no strategy for getting out.^ Alan: We have no strategy for getting out.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Jake gets out of his chair on the deck) Alan : Where are you going?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Alan and Kandi are getting married, and Charlie and Mia have just broken up because Mia wants Alan and Jake to move out.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We, as a nation, are in denial. [Cassie] is in this courtroom, honoring one dead soldier. That's a start.

.Shirley: Who decides when it's OK to make fun of a religion?^ Shirley: Who decides when it's OK to make fun of a religion?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Army recruiter: [on the witness stand] We're at war.^ Army recruiter: [on the witness stand] We're at war.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We need soldiers.

.Denny: [to Alan] I don't want to look at you right now.^ Alan : You don't like them?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : And you were right, sir!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: What are you looking for?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Cassie: I don't want to have sex with you anymore.^ I don't want you to hate me anymore.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : It's not that I don't care what you want.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't want to hurt OD anymore.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

[pauses] So there we are.
Garrett: There we are.

Denny: Drop the case, do it now... I'm directing you. Drop it.
Alan: No.

.Denny: Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.^ I have a large collection of old family photos, most of it my own family, but I also go from time to time to flea markets and look for other families' old albums.

^ So, on this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my family, my friends, but most importantly, I'm thankful that I'm not a Native American.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : When I was 15 going on 16, the one thing I wanted most was a kiss from a girl, and I didn't care who it was, as long as she wasn't in my family!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: What are you thinking about?^ Alan : What do you think of?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I think that's what's so refreshing about you Bethy.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Alan : What did you think?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's not a trick question.
.Denny: Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment?^ Denny: Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Keep a thought to myself?^ Keep a thought to myself?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Ha, ha... .You forgot what you were thinking.^ You forgot what you were thinking.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Sam Sawtell: We don't do hexes! .[punches Bob Matthias in the mouth] We do throw punches, occasionally.^ Bob Matthias in the mouth] We do throw punches, occasionally.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I prefer to be alone.^ Denny: I prefer to be alone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Please leave.
Alan: Why?
.Denny: No reason.^ Denny: No reason.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: If you were to guess at a reason?^ Alan: If you were to guess at a reason?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Oh, hey, you'll never guess who I ran into.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : [trying to ignore Charlie] The reason you need to do these separately is they're mostly synthetic.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.^ You Democrats don't want to admit it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Every year our mom invites us over for Christmas even though she doesn't want us to come, and we say yes even we don't want to go.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Ahh.

.Denny: Alan, I've loved you like a...^ Charlie [to Prudence] : I mean you're very nice and pretty, but in prison, so am I. [ edit ] Sara Like Puny Alan [1.12] .
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Denny, what would you do if you actually met God one day?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : I can't believe you've been going to gym all this time without a jockstrap .
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Sister?
.Denny: We're Americans.^ Denny: We're Americans.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.^ And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why can't people just keep their mouths shut!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?^ Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : Hey, if you two [birds] don't have any other plans, why don't you fly over to the Hollywood Bowl and take a crap on my brother?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kill Moves : I didn't hear anything about that, but don't say I didn't warn you about the comin' Indian attack.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.^ Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Garrett: Yes, we're discussing that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Brad: It's not a case. .It's an abuse of the judicial process.^ It's an abuse of the judicial process.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Garrett: Yes, we're discussing that.^ Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Garrett: Yes, we're discussing that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Brad: Do you know your briefcase is smoking?^ Brad: Do you know your briefcase is smoking?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know your walking routine?
  • GameZone Forums - Fairly Odd Parents: Clash with the Anti-World 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC forums.gamezone.com [Source type: General]

^ Frasier : She took your pants, you know!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: This is the season, Brad.^ Alan: This is the season, Brad.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.^ Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Brad: This is a law firm.^ Brad: This is a law firm.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Thank you for that.^ Shirley: Thank you, Alan.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Thank you, Mom.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Truly, Madly, Deeply [2.07]

.Paul: You shot out your client's kneecap!^ Paul: You shot out your client's kneecap!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Can you give me your favorites, and I'll check them out.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ You have to solve every project of yours in drawing, because that's where you stand out.'


.Alan: I squeezed a clown's nose today.^ Alan: I squeezed a clown's nose today.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Good for you!^ Denny: Good for you!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: Hope you die. Denny Crane.

.Denny: Hey kid, front and center.^ Denny: Hey kid, front and center.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?^ I bet you want to monitor the case by computer!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You make my case on several points: .
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.^ Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Because I like you, you don't have to lick them.^ Denny: Because I like you, you don't have to lick them.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You don't like them?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Like you mean it!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Just dust them with your sleeve.^ Just dust them with your sleeve.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Indigent are poor.^ Denny: Indigent are poor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Hate the poor. Can't pay.

.Denny: It's fun being me.^ Denny: It's fun being me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Is it fun being you?^ Is it fun being you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Most of the time actually.^ Alan: Most of the time actually.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Then what else is there?
Alan: Indeed.

.Alan: What would you do as mayor of Boston?^ Alan : What would you do?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: What would you do as mayor of Boston?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Would you please just...
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Oh, I don't know, attack Rhode Island.^ Doctor : Oh, I don't know, three or four.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Clara : Oh you don't need sun block if you got your clan hood on, everyone knows that Foxxy.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Frasier is still complaining about the caricature on the way home from the restaurant Frasier: Oh, so nothing about it jumped out at you as, oh, I don't know, encephalitic ?!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Small.

.Brad: You need to stand up and deliver this closing.^ Clara : When you stand up to that bully -- Wooldoor : He'll flee!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Charlie [to Jake] : I get that you're growing up, that your body's changing, that your emotions are in flux, but the important thing you need to keep in mind is that...
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Xandir : [standing up and sounding hurt] You know something?
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.Alan: Will the clown be there?^ Alan: Will the clown be there?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: [to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag.^ Judge Watkins : Lady, you're out of order!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : That's only because you're on Douchebag Savings Time!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I don't do well with douchebags.

Melissa: [to Alan] I will not be objectified...
.Brad: [to Alan] I told you to interview.^ Brad: [to Alan] I told you to interview.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You haven't told them?
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^ Denny: I told Alan, I'm telling you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dwight Biddle: It's Bumpy, isn't it? .I had such a crush on that cow.^ I had such a crush on that cow.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It doesn't mean I'm gay.^ It doesn't mean I'm gay.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Dwight Biddle: We became very close.^ Dwight Biddle: We became very close.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: You strayed with livestock?^ Shirley: You strayed with livestock?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dwight Biddle: It's not what you think.^ Dwight Biddle: It's not what you think.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It was all very loving.^ It was all very loving.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I was going for that I love you very much without all that stuff about because of all the love and affection you showed me, because she couldn't.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

The Ass Fat Jungle [2.08]

.Melissa: You're a really weird man, aren't you?^ Melissa: You're a really weird man, aren't you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Man, you're 15!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: Seems so.

Dr. Glouberman: I would never do anything to harm a patient. .My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.^ My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I made up my own recipe combining all the good tasting fat from many others.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]


.Melissa: I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.^ Melissa: I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Are you sure you don't want me to tuck you in?
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I'm not sure the term 'wig out' has legal teeth.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: I'm not sure the term 'wig out' has legal teeth.
.Melissa: Mmm, but it is extremely xeroxable for all the partners' windshields.^ Melissa: Mmm, but it is extremely xeroxable for all the partners' windshields.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Glouberman: She's a vicious, spiteful, treacherous pig. That's what she is.
Denise: I'm not going to lead with that.

.Denny: Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows.^ Charlie : You're telling me this now?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you're gonna do something, do it quick!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm homophobic.
.Alan: [deadpan] I'm stunned.^ Alan: [deadpan] I'm stunned.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.^ Shirley: Thank you, Alan.
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^ Alan : Denny, you shoot people.
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^ Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.^ Alan: I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Because that's what you're always thinking.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You know, I always thought that, but I didn't think you'd be open-- Charlie : [interrupting] No, no, no, you jackass!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gone [2.09]

Gracie Jane: Gracie Jane.
Denny: Denny Crane.
Gracie Jane: Gracie Jane.
.Denny: Are you making fun of me?^ You're everything we make fun of!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Denny: Are you making fun of me?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny Crane: Bev will be happy which makes me happy, which makes you happy.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Here's a little secret.^ Denny: Here's a little secret.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I know things. Don't tell.
Alan: That secret seems unbelievably safe.

.Gracie Jane: [referring to the poor in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina] Maybe they couldn't get out.^ Gracie Jane: [referring to the poor in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina] Maybe they couldn't get out.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In Miami they had hurricanes, in San Francisco they had earthquakes, and in New York we had blackouts.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Maybe they need a new towel to throw in the ring ?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Maybe they thought the federal government might rescue them or, failing that, give a damn.^ Maybe they thought the federal government might rescue them or, failing that, give a damn.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: How stupid is that?^ Denny: How stupid is that?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: You and Jane Fonda?^ Alan: You and Jane Fonda?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Lest we forget Barbarella.^ Denny: Lest we forget Barbarella.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Then she turned on me. Went red. .They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts.^ They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I think you mean witch hunts.^ Alan : What do you think of?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : What did you think?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You mean the tickets are at will call ?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: No, I'm right on this one.^ Denny: No, I'm right on this one.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ No no, I tell you, Daphne, you've got the right one there.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: Denny, I could be wrong, but you might want to think about settling this.^ Alan : What do you think of?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : I think you know what you have to do.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : What do you think I think?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Denny: You're absolutely right.^ Charlie : Yeah, you're right.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : You're right!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You're absolutely right.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You could be wrong.^ You could be wrong.
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^ Alan: Denny, I could be wrong, but you might want to think about settling this.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: I always say two things.^ Shirley: I always say two things.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.One is, everything you do reflects of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.^ Phyliss: And here you are at Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ One is, everything you do reflects of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [To associates when they question her authority] "The Name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What is the other?
.Denise Bauer: You're Schmidt.^ Denise Bauer: You're Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: Denise, I understand you're going through some difficulties in your personal life.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denise: [scolding Brad and Jeffrey] You're both partners!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: [to Alan] We're friends -- and we're sleeping together!

.Denise: [to Garrett] I could kiss you -- but I won't.^ Denise: [to Garrett] I could kiss you -- but I won't.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denise: [eyes locked with Garrett] Garrett, I need you...to do some research.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: [to Denise and Brad] We are lawyers.^ Shirley: [to Denise and Brad] We are lawyers.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We sue people. We do not abduct.

.Brad: Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.^ Brad: Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denise: [eyes locked with Garrett] Garrett, I need you...to do some research.^ Charlie, I need you to be my eyes and ears.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And I don't see why you would dismiss something that might bring in some more support from the crucial votes this bill needs to pass.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Spanky : What you need is some good old-fashioned positive reinforcement.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Denny: Here's what you need to know about the practice of law.^ Rochelle : What you need to know the time for?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chris : What do you know about Gretzky?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mia : You know, you're turning into a real ass here!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It all comes down to money.^ It all comes down to money.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They are still runnning things and I felt all along Obama was a mirror image of GWB. All that money and emotion, down the tubes...he just wanted to get elected.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]


.Denny: You, kid.^ Denny: You, kid.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Garrett: Yes. sir.
.Denny: Fix my tie.^ Denny: Fix my tie.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[to Sara] You, you know my name?^ You know, watchin' my diet.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sara] You, you know my name?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know its name?
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

.Sara: Yes, sir.^ Sara: Yes, sir.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Good. .Maybe someday I'll learn yours.^ Maybe someday I'll learn yours.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Legal Deficits [2.10]

.Denny: Seriously, do I act like I'm the only one in the room?^ Denny: Seriously, do I act like I'm the only one in the room?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So why am I the only one acting like an adult?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Doesn't sound like one to me....there are some SERIOUS Klowns in that list and Craig isn't one of them.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Alan: Denny, one of the things I love about you is when we talk, often it's as if you're not even in the room.^ Alan : Are you still reading that thing?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Chelsea : Hey, that's one of the things you love about me!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't know what you're talking about.
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  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alan: You know, we have a saying in Massachusetts.^ Alan: You know, we have a saying in Massachusetts.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, and you know what else it says, Julius?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Brown: You know what my mother says?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

."Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die."^ "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Maybe someday I'll learn yours.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chelsea : So you're not against maybe having one of your own someday?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Until then.

Denny: What are you doing in my office?
.Paul: This is my office, Denny.^ Paul: This is my office, Denny.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: What are you doing in my office?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?^ Denny: Why'd you say that?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wooldoor : I think you mean, "come with you".
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Denny: Denny Crane. .My poop doesn't smell.^ My poop doesn't smell.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Comes out in pretty colors, pastels.^ Comes out in pretty colors, pastels.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny Crane.

.Frank: You attacked a man, cutting off his fingers.^ Frank: You attacked a man, cutting off his fingers.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now let's get- [ Clara cuts off his other arm ] Ok, I think you got him...
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ All you're doing now is cutting out the middle man.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.As someone who took an oath to uphold the law, yes, I take that personally.^ As someone who took an oath to uphold the law, yes, I take that personally.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Brad: Good sound bite, Frank.^ Brad: Good sound bite, Frank.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Might want to save it for the cameras.^ Might want to save it for the cameras.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: [to Shirley] It's not nice to talk about crazy people behind their backs.^ Denny: [to Shirley] It's not nice to talk about crazy people behind their backs.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Not everything is about money, Shirley.
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^ Denny: Don't talk about the environment.
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.Denny: [to Judge Brown] Judge, you're old.^ Bethany: I can get by that you're old.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judge Brown: You know what my mother says?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Shirley: The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right-the law lacks condiments.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm old. Lock and load before we're dead.

.Melissa: That was the single sexiest thing I've ever seen a man do.^ I've seen things.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Melissa: That was the single sexiest thing I've ever seen a man do.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [While Clara and Spanky are pulling the prank with the pizza man] Foxxy : Oh, I've seen this a million times.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Alan: You should see me do it naked.^ Alan: You should see me do it naked.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : You should see her naked.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I can see you're aroused.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: The credit card industry is a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor.^ Alan: The credit card industry is a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: With juries, it always comes down to simple.^ Denny: With juries, it always comes down to simple.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: How come the other side always has short closings?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.There's nobody simpler than me.^ There's nobody simpler than me.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Melissa: How's my hair?^ Melissa: How's my hair?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Does my hair work?^ Does my hair work?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: It does appear to grow each month.^ Alan: It does appear to grow each month.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: [to Father Ryan] Do I dare ask where those three fingers have been prior to my client chopping them off?^ Shirley: [to Father Ryan] Do I dare ask where those three fingers have been prior to my client chopping them off?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I asked him if he remembered the day I fell off the combine dressed in my white jeans and he said “yeap”.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Toot : I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'LL CHOP MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Father Ryan: That's a cheap shot.^ Father Ryan: That's a cheap shot.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: I've been known to take them.^ Shirley: I've been known to take them.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: I have an erection... .Let the trial begin.^ Let the trial begin.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm ready.

Denny: Denny Crane.
.Shirley: That is not a legal defense.^ Shirley: That is not a legal defense.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: With all that's going on in the world these days, who among us hasn't wanted to take an axe to a priest?^ Denny: With all that's going on in the world these days, who among us hasn't wanted to take an axe to a priest?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And she hasn't called me stupid all day.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But perhaps the oddest person of all is the landlady herself, Madame Paul, who one day mysteriously disappears...


.Denny: Think we’ll ever see the day when the defense lawyer will be legally permitted to shoot the defendant?^ Denny: Think we’ll ever see the day when the defense lawyer will be legally permitted to shoot the defendant?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Beast Boy : (In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life) If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Pro-Ana" Lawyer: I guess we'll see each other in court.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: We seem to be making progress.^ Alan: We seem to be making progress.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Denny Crane. .I’ll be your attorney.^ I’ll be your attorney.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[imitating to shoot somebody]

The Cancer Man Can [2.11]

.Alan: Jerry, you know I have a tremendous affection for my own intelligence, and even I think you are smarter than me.^ Alan : What do you think of?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't even know what love is.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan : What did you think?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jerry Espenson: Oh, I am.^ Jerry Espenson: Oh, I am.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Beverly: Nice night.^ Beverly: Nice night.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Denny turns and looks at her]
Denny: Suddenly it is.

Denise: The rich are different from you and me.
Paul: Certainly from you.

Denny: What the hell kinda charity is 'Children's Group'?
.Shirley: We're teaching children to read.^ Shirley: We're teaching children to read.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denise: No, we're buying them food.
.Alan: I thought we were providing them with old people to play with.^ Alan : They're not old people shoes.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[After Denny has sex on the desk in his office without dropping all the blinds on the storefront windows]
.Shirley: This is unprofessional, Denny.^ [After Denny has sex on the desk in his office without dropping all the blinds on the storefront windows] Shirley: This is unprofessional, Denny.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You are setting a very bad example for the rest of the firm.^ You are setting a very bad example for the rest of the firm.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Are we setting a bad example?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Understood. .And, from now on, in this office, those blinds go down before anybody else does.^ And, from now on, in this office, those blinds go down before anybody else does.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Forget it, Charlie Harper does not go on blind dates.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: Mmmm! .Everyone, this is the cake I want for my birthday.^ Everyone, this is the cake I want for my birthday.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Raven : (Telling a bedtime story) Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Helping Hands [2.12]

.Bev: And why did you screw him?^ Bev: And why did you screw him?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why the hell did you say "wheee?"
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan : How much did you tip him [the pizza delivery man] ?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: I lost a bet.

.Shirley: But understand that everyone at this firm is considered a witness.^ Shirley: But understand that everyone at this firm is considered a witness.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Don't expect anyone at this firm to help you -- OR speak to you.^ Don't expect anyone at this firm to help you -- OR speak to you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't expect you to win.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Captain Hero : You don't actually expect me to-- Super Nanny : I SAID NAUGHTY STOOL!!!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Alan: And won't that make for a refreshing change.^ Alan: And won't that make for a refreshing change.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: So, do you like her yet? You promised.
Alan: I did. And I do.
.Denny: I thought you would.^ Were you focused on what you thought the readers would like?

.She has many fine qualities.^ She has many fine qualities.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: She makes my friend smile.^ Alan: To next season, my friend.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: She makes my friend smile.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That's the only quality that matters.^ That's the only quality that matters.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: Alan, Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of.^ Denny: Alan, Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Denise, you've always struck me as a woman who secretly longs to be debased.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I think Bev and Denny did a lovely job.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
.Alan: I think it's the other way around.^ Alan: I think it's the other way around.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I think we've just had our first three-way.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Not last night.

Denny: [to Paul] I left Bev on simmer. .She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.^ She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denise: Have you ever actually tried a case?^ Denise: Have you ever actually tried a case?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denise: You wanna try this case in the press?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: While everyone was whining about Bev, you were actually trying to take her out.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Daniel Post: No, but I've always wanted to.^ Julius : No, I've always wanted to go to another planet.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Daniel Post: No, but I've always wanted to.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : I'd always wanted a dog, but my parents always said no.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Think of it as the Make-A-Wish foundation granting a dying kid his fantasies...if that kid were a rich guy in his forties.^ Think of it as the Make-A-Wish foundation granting a dying kid his fantasies...if that kid were a rich guy in his forties.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Make-a-Wish kid.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alan: And good for you, you've enlisted the one prosecutor who's running for D.A. next year.^ Alan: And good for you, you've enlisted the one prosecutor who's running for D.A. next year.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : I've been fallin' for that one for years.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ A good one, you know?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tell me, how big was your campaign contribution?^ Tell me, how big was your campaign contribution?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You only want people to tell you how wonderful your work is."

.And is there a matching fund here at the firm we can all go in on?^ And is there a matching fund here at the firm we can all go in on?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What you gonna do over there you can't do here, and why you actin' all suspicious?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: It was sizeable, and speak to Kim in accounting.

Too Much Information [2.13]

.Store Owner: Do you know how many times I have been held up this year?^ Rochelle : How did you know that?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : How'd you know?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know how it is with parents when you are a teenager.

.Alan: Far too many to appreciate her little prank, I'm sure...^ Alan: Far too many to appreciate her little prank, I'm sure...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.May I ask if that's your car out front, the Datsun with the dents in the side?^ May I ask if that's your car out front, the Datsun with the dents in the side?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Your hair may turn grey, your joints may stiffen, you may even have to walk with a cane…but people still ask you to help them move!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Store Owner: Yeah...^ Store Owner: Yeah...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I have a friend who...^ Alan: I have a friend who...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

has a friend, he's a magician with body work. He'll make those dents disappear, change the color, he'll make that Datsun look exactly like a late model BMW.
.Store Owner: Can he...make the seats look like...leather?^ Frasier: It makes me look like I discovered fire!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He'll make those dents disappear, change the color, he'll make that Datsun look exactly like a late model BMW. Store Owner: Can he...make the seats look like...leather?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chris : Looks like a department store.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: The man's a miracle worker!^ Alan: The man's a miracle worker!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: So how are you doing?^ Alan: So how are you doing?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, how are you doing?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: How do you do?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denise: Fine.
.Alan: I have a rabbi friend with a small gambling problem who, when he hears someone say they're fine, he always asks again until they say something--other than 'fine.'^ Alan : They're always in the last place you look.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Says who?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I was gonna say we’re friends !
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So, how are you doing?^ Alan : How about this: When was the last time you called her [Evelyn] just to see how she was doing?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: I always feel slightly sick to my stomach when I work alone in the office late at night.^ I am feeling the sick for my home, my real home.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : I don't know, but it always seem works out that when you get laid, I get screwed!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you always work in color, and what do you feel that youve been able to bring to your work through your colors?

.Denise: I thought you liked being alone.^ Denise: I thought you liked being alone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I thought you didn't like me.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Were you focused on what you thought the readers would like?

.Alan: Oh, I love being alone.^ Alan: Oh, I love being alone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Oh, would you please just get your drunken ass out of bed and stop being a waste of skin for once in your life?!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan [to Jake] : Oh, oh, remember, you're being punished.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around.^ I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There were about 10 other people in that same area looking for cards who almost knocked me over for the same card.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ In one double spread, four people conduct simultaneous, parallel conversations that circle around their common loss, interweaving and shaping each other.


.Alan: [to Denny] Ah, there you are.^ Alan: [to Denny] Ah, there you are.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Denny, you're generous to a fault.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I've hardly seen you this episode.^ I've never seen you so happy.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've hardly seen you this episode.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't know what funny is until you've seen Eddie go after a sheet of that stuff.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Breast in Show [2.14]

.Garrett: I want you out of my office!^ You want my help?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Raven : And I want you out.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Garrett: I want you out of my office!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.^ I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ First base off the top of my head, second base in my ear...
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [On the balcony] Jerry: When I was in law school, my dream wasn't so much the big trial as...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Catherine: I killed a man.^ Catherine: I killed a man.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: I didn't see you on the balcony the other night.^ I didn't think I would EVER see you again!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I didn't see you on the balcony the other night.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: You should see me do it naked.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Bev and I had something to do...then we did it again.^ Denny: Oh Brother Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I think Bev and Denny did a lovely job.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Bev and I had something to do...then we did it again.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: [looking around the courtroom] The District Attorney's here.^ Shirley: [looking around the courtroom] The District Attorney's here.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Scott Bodner.^ Alan: Scott Bodner.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to...^ Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: Politicians.

Shirley: If I agree to help you, one condition. I assume during the course of this case 'breasts' will be referred to in many colorful ways.
.Alan: One would hope.^ Alan: One would hope.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Whenever I see one on the highway, I look into the driver's eyes, hoping to see something that would explain why in God's name they would ever want to do something like this.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: She had all the most delectable qualities one could hope for.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: Personally, however, I don't ever want to hear them referred to as 'hooters'. I hate that word.^ I don't want you to hate me anymore.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Oh, and this is a little off-topic, but I hate the word 'underpants', too.^ Oh, and this is a little off-topic, but I hate the word 'underpants', too.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: If I can have your breasts, I promise not to say 'hooters'.
.Shirley: Thank you, Alan.^ Alan : Thank you, Mom.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Well, thank you.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Oh, thank you.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Now, as for underpants, if you promise not to wear an...^ Clara's Father : Now, Clara, do you promise to stay away from that boyishly handsome pig?
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan: Now, as for underpants, if you promise not to wear an...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: I promise you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: [interrupting] Goodbye, Alan.^ Shirley: [interrupting] Goodbye, Alan.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny: Daniel!
Daniel: Denny!
Denny: Lookin' good.
.Daniel: Thank you.^ Daniel: Thank you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You wanna come to my funeral?^ You wanna come to my funeral?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cop: You wanna let me do my job?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Judith : Alan, sometimes when I think about coming home to you, I start crying in my car.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: Oh, funerals are sad.^ Denny: Oh, funerals are sad.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Daniel: Well, this one'll be fun.^ Daniel: Well, this one'll be fun.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: Well, you'll be the one that got away from Denny Crane.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: Count me in!
Daniel: Tomorrow night.
.Denny: No can do, busy...^ Denny: No can do, busy...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Rain check?
.Daniel: [pauses] ...Absolutely.^ Daniel: [pauses] ...Absolutely.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny: [nods to Denise] He's a keeper!^ Denny: [nods to Denise] He's a keeper!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[walks off]
.Daniel: Denny's great.^ Daniel: Denny's great.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denise: Yep.
.Daniel: He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?^ Daniel: He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denise: Nope.

Garrett: This is my office.
.Catherine: Oh, I needed a base of operations for my sandwich cart business.^ Catherine: Oh, I needed a base of operations for my sandwich cart business.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Garrett: But... I...
.Catherine: You're a first year, right?^ You know, maybe you're right.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're right Don.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Charlie : Yeah, you're right.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Garrett nods yes] Well, it goes like this: named partner, senior partner, junior partner, senior associates, sandwich lady, xerox guy, janitor, first years.^ Funny guy goes first!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Garrett nods yes] Well, it goes like this: named partner, senior partner, junior partner, senior associates, sandwich lady, xerox guy, janitor, first years.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : I never really believed in things like New Year's resolutions, but for the first time in my life, all my dreams were comin' true.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny: I heard there were two hundred women, that's four hundred breasts, and you kept them all to yourself!^ Denny: I heard there were two hundred women, that's four hundred breasts, and you kept them all to yourself!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : You already had two women in bed and you felt the need to call a professional?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: Oh, look, it's me!^ Alan: Oh, look, it's me!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Denny: I can see that. .You were there, in a sea of breasts, and you didn't invite me!^ You were there, in a sea of breasts, and you didn't invite me!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: I heard there were two hundred women, that's four hundred breasts, and you kept them all to yourself!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chris : You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend until I came along.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[at a public bare-breasted protest]
.Alan: Oddly, this was one of my fantasies...^ Alan: My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : My life is just one big joke to you, isn't it?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : Alan, I'm not thrilled about having one small rodent in my house.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And the chilly weather is certainly an added bonus.^ And the chilly weather is certainly an added bonus.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Alan: I need your boobs.^ Alan: I need your boobs.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Or need to pick your brain...
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: OK...but have them home by 11.

Smile [2.15]

.Alan: I suppose coming to a lawyer's office can't be much fun.^ Alan: I suppose coming to a lawyer's office can't be much fun.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : Sure you don't want to come back to my office and hump my fax machine?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Marissa: Actually, everyone seems friendly here.^ Marissa: Actually, everyone seems friendly here.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts.^ Alan: Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : They're fighting.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Phyliss: I had a hard time trying to find you.^ Phyliss: I had a hard time trying to find you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You can try and get in them on your own time.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Exit Wounds bristles with the discomforting candor and dysfunctional family drama you find in the back-page column of The New York Times' Sunday Magazine.

I called Cruthers, Abbott…
Alan: Oh, I was fired. Embezzlement.
.Phyliss: Then I tried Young, Frutt and Berultti.^ Phyliss: Then I tried Young, Frutt and Berultti.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: Oh, yes.^ Alan: Oh, yes.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That ended badly.
.Phyliss: And here you are at Crane, Poole and Schmidt.^ One is, everything you do reflects of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Phyliss: And here you are at Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [To associates when they question her authority] "The Name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Alan: For now.

.Phyliss: I need your help.^ Alan : I need your help.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He needs your help.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Phyliss: I need your help.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You always said I could come to you for anything.^ You always said I could come to you for anything.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rochelle : Well, I thought you said you didn't see anything.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Beast Boy : You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan: I meant sexually.^ Alan: I meant sexually.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Denny Crane: Brad's the best. .I just made him partner.^ I just made him partner.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And-- and she made him so scared of intimacy that-- that he has just this endless stream of gorgeous girls running in and out of his life.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Bev: Denny, I want reassurance.^ Bev: Denny, I want reassurance.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Denny Crane: The man served in the Gulf War.^ Denny Crane: The man served in the Gulf War.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The one that turned out okay.^ The one that turned out okay.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : Turns out Mr. Omar only had one movie that wasn't about death: Richard Pryor: Live in Concert .
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

He was top of his class at West Point and Harvard Law School. .I'd put my own life in his hands.^ Narrator : I had put my foot down, but unfortunately, it was into my own grave.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Shirley: Denise, I understand you're going through some difficulties in your personal life.^ It's both depressing and dangerous because it brings passiveness and apathy: You retreat into your own little life just hoping nothing bad will happen to you personally.

^ Julius : [giving Risky some money] Here you go.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You didn't pick up your toys and go did you?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Denise: It's hard, but I'll get through it.^ Denise: It's hard, but I'll get through it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Shirley: From what I know about you, when things get tough you prefer to bury yourself in your work.^ Do you know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But we both know I'm not your best work.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just want them to know where yours has been.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Allow me to provide you with a shovel.^ Allow me to provide you with a shovel.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Denny Crane: Bev will be happy which makes me happy, which makes you happy.^ Denny: Are you making fun of me?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Is-- is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You're a Crane, get used to it.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So really, Brad, you're doing this to make you happy.^ Is-- is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So really, Brad, you're doing this to make you happy.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're everything we make fun of!
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself.^ Let's kill Alan Shore instead."
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: Are you telling me this handwritten will is valid?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan: You two have had sex!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.^ I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Lester Tremont: That's three things.^ Lester Tremont: That's three things.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Alan Shore: See?^ Alan Shore: Yes, I did see someone's things here.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan Shore: Anyone can see that.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan Shore: See?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Not playing fair already. .And I'm just getting started.^ And I'm just getting started.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Dr James Tusten: Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively.^ Dr James Tusten: Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER? Dr James Tusten: Of course.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.St Mary's takes a very strict application of Catholic teachings.^ St Mary's takes a very strict application of Catholic teachings.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ South Boston in a very strict Catholic household....
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.That's why I chose to work there.^ That's why I chose to work there.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: I see. Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER?
.Dr James Tusten: Of course.^ Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER? Dr James Tusten: Of course.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dr James Tusten: Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Shirley: But that puts you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. .Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.^ Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.
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^ I'm in almost daily contact with them, they're the first people who see my work, and those for whom I write."


Atty Morrison: Nevertheless, the court awarded Mr Bridge joint custody of Barry.
Judge Willard Reese: The cat's name is Barry Manilow?

Alan: Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
.Denny Crane: You...^ Denny Crane: Thank you, Brad, for telling me that.
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^ Denny: Oh Brother Judge Brown: Mr. Crane, did you say something?
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^ Are you Denny Crane?
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Democrat! .Protesting war and banning guns.^ Protesting war and banning guns.
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.If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody!^ If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody!
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You see, Koby has been estranged from his dad for a number of years and would prefer to keep things that way rather than risk any further disappointment.

^ Just seeing the two of you together would make your leaders like Dr. King and Uncle Remus proud.
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And then where would we be?
Alan: Where would we be...

Live Big [2.16]


...There's Fire! [2.17]

.Denny: I wonder if sometimes I get married just to have someone listen to my stories again.^ Captain Hero : Now, I normally don't listen to women, or my doctor, but Clara's story gave me a special feeling deep down in my lumpy, lumpy testicle.
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  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alan : I was just wondering, uh, what does it mean when someone starts crying uncontrollably after sex?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It also allows him to see Numi again, and the last page is a wonderful wordless summation of what it means to be in a relationship and how sometimes you just have to trust the other person.

.Alan: Not a terrible reason.^ Alan: Not a terrible reason.
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.Denny: You never talk about your wife.^ Alan : What are you talking about?
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You never talk about your wife.
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^ Jake : What are you talking about?
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What was she like?
.Alan: She had all the most delectable qualities one could hope for.^ Alan: One would hope.
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^ Alan: She had all the most delectable qualities one could hope for.
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^ Alan: My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Creativity, desire, zealotry, a gorgeous clavicle, healthy lack of inhibition.^ Creativity, desire, zealotry, a gorgeous clavicle, healthy lack of inhibition.
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.Denny: Sounds spectacular.^ Denny: Sounds spectacular.
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What happened?
.Alan: She began...to know me too well and I began to hate her for it.^ Alan: She began...to know me too well and I began to hate her for it.
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^ Alan : Well you know what?
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