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Boyoung {Aka "CupCake" Aka "Stinky"} Song

Born May 7, 1982 on the mighty South Korean peninsula



Best known for being the most beautiful, nicest, and smartest woman on the planet, Boyoung's complete legendary epic cannot be told here, as it would swallow all internet storage capacity and inevitably create a digital blackhole that would send the world as we know it back into the dark ages. However, the following recently transpired:



An axis of organized crime organizations including the Italian Mafia, Chinese Triad, and the White Muscle Crew(IM-CT-WMC), recently abducted Boyoung bent at obtaining her infamous and magical "green boots." After enduring all the standard torture methods utilized by each crime family (baseball bat to the knees - put in the dreaded chinese finger cuffs along with drip torture - having the entire WMC oil themselves and flex in front of her for days on end) Boyoung refused to give up her green boots. Getting desperate, the IM-CT-WMC decided to play upon Bo's well renowned fear of water and buried her up to her head at low tide.

Just as she was about to crack and reveal her secret, the powers of good intervened. Blinded by greed and their minds made mush because of so much time in the gym, the IM-CT-WMC made a fatal mistake. They completely overlooked the fact that Bo is the leader of the SUNY Downstate Chapter of the KKK(Three Koreans- Bo, Sooj and Hater), which strikes terror into the heart of all mortals.

When Bo's com padres Sooj and Hater stumbled upon this sick scene at the beach the quickly mopped the floor with the bandits. Only the mastermind of Operation GREEN-BOOT, Liam Walsh, was able to flee the scene. Thirsty for revenge, the Bo tracked Liam down and cornered him at his hideout, the SUNY Downstate Student Center. With nowhere left to run Liam was at the mercy of Bo and the KKK. In order to humiliate and steal Liam's manhood Bo challenged him to 3 events: a game of HORSE, a full round of Yahoo Toki Toki, and a Submission fight. Easily winning both horse and Toki Toki, she found herself in serious trouble in the submission match. Bo's took a severe beating, sustaining elbow drop after elbow drop, an uncountable number of butt slaps, Bret the Hitman Heart's Sharp Shooter, and every high school wrestling move that Liam could remember. Weakened by the onslaught she fell into a coma-stupor-trance where she met with her old Sensei, the great Eaton Lin. In her revelation Eaton was wearing nothing but a pink tutu and kept repeating one phrase, and one phrase only: "Best fight move ever" Snapping out of her trance she took put Liam in a sleeper hold that words can't describe forcing him to whimper like a girl and tap out immediately.










Shortly there after Liam kissed Bo's feet and asked her out on a date. They lived happily ever after
The End ;)