== Braek Urquhart ==

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Origins

Braek Urquhart (1984-present) is a philosopher and cook residing in Cobourg and Peterborough, Ontario, Canada. Currently enrolled at Trent University in Peterborough, he has already been acclaimed a 'budding Genius' by prominent community members.

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Braek Urquahart is always up for some drunkenness and some good old fashioned "shenanigans". When you are feeling down, he will always make you laugh and say 'screw it'. He has been known to associate With, but not exclusive to: "Oxmen," "Wild Bills," "Gangle Beasts," "Johnnys", "Jacks," And Last but certianly not least "Sleemans."

A little known fact about Urquhart is that he is an excellent runner. In 1998, he distinguished himself when he placed 4th in the St. Joseph's 100 metre dash. He has also had the honour of being presented with the "Most Promising Cook" (2005) and "Team Player of the Year" (2004) awards from the Oasis Bar and Grill as a direct result of his infamous "shenanigans".

Drunken Pharroah

Urquhart was one of the original engineers involved with the infamous "drunken Pharoah" project. This was an attempt of subversive Cobourg youth to build a lake-worthy raft and sale it into Cobourg Harbour to host a party. His major contributions include heavy financial involvement, the naming of the project and of course team leader in the deployment. The raft was 8x12 ft, and had 1.5 tonnes of displacement. However, disgruntled local elites ordered the pillaging of the raft by the Parks Department. The wood was stolen for use on employee's decks, and the barrels were repainted by the town and deployed as garbage cans in Victoria Park. Look forward to the creation of the "drunken pharoah II", the next vessel in the cobourg home-made raft project.

Urquhart once killed three cats, then brought them back to life, just to show how much he cared about cats.

The BBC

Braek is well known for affiliating himself with various clubs and orginizations, but there is one that stands out above all the others. This very club began on a warm summer night in 1996. At that time it had no name, and the members only list was composed of only 2 men, Braek being one of them. But this gentlemans club would span a decade and charge into the new mellenieum. No other club can match its prestige. Sadly, many of its original members are spread out all over this great earth, but it continues to be an iconic symbol of class, of dignity, and of sophistication.

The BBC got its name on a cold new years eve in the year 1999/2000. The events of that night are shrouded in mystery, but most speculate that the men were enjoying a fine brandy, and a friendly game of charades. They believe the night escelated from that point. Exactly what the B.B.C stands for also reamains a mystery, scholars lost the translation many years ago, but one thing is for certain, no other club, is reviered with shuch high regards as the BBC. Imagine if you can the greatest minds of our time all together in the same room, hear their thunderous laughter, their flawless ideas, thier stern beliefs. Any man lucky enough to spend one evening with this majestic club would be wise to remember all that he witnessed, all that he did, all that he drank, for this man would gain insight into himself that would last a lifetime. Yes the BBC truely is a club for kings, among clubs for mere men.

The Ultimate Fighter

I've seen no holds barred, I've witnessed the octagon, but this was the most electrifying display of showmanship and determination that would become legendary for the few fortunate enough to be in its presence. I'll reinvent the evening from my perspective...

The night began the way so many before it had... with a few pints... then a few pitchers... followed by a pound of wings, ordered at the time of the pints. We commonly gather inside our local establishment to partake in our social interactions, whatever they may be. Its friends with friends the way it should be, but tonight would be different... It was close to last call and my cousin sitting beside me had just been through a tough time in his relationship, he decided it was time for a smoke. We ventured forth to the patio seeing that same old beaten down picnic table resting in the corner nearest to us. It was a great location, a perfect view, you could see everyone and everything, the entire patio was your scenery (assuming you are sitting on the correct side)...The moon shined brightly that night and a warm breeze blew gently across the table warming my hand, which was grasping my cold beer...the beers had caught up to my cousin who left the patio to relieve himself, and thats when it happened... no holds barred...

The far door opened to the patio, it squeaked, I looked assuming it was a server letting me know the night was over, but to my surprise the night had only just begun... Braek and his counterpart began to chat, while he set his glass down on a table, I was at a distance where their speech was too quiet to hear so I can't tell you what they said and I was too intoxicated to read lips, but without any warning a battle of epic proportions erupted mere feet away from me, they were throwing each other hard to the concrete floor, bending elbows, reversing holds, a see-saw affair... in the midst of the action Braek was able to subdue his opponent long enough to finish his very beverage that would be later knocked from the table and smash on the ground below them...they did not stop... Braek picked his opponent up and slammed him heavily into the patio fence breaking a portion of it, i was in amazement...but all good things come to an end, when the door squeaked opened again it brought a halt to this one of a kind spectacle, but that night shall not be forgotten....a legend was born that night and too no ones surprise, I have not seen a man cross his path again....

The Future

It has been rumoured that Urquhart is to be the subject of a published biography entitled "From Cheddar to Bree: The Braek Urquhart story" but no major publishers have been willing to comment on the project. As of this date, no author has come forward to claim responsibility. He has also Been distinguished by his association with Team awesome. This is an elite team of academics and madmen who purporte to hold the key to an awesome lifestyle.

Links

Oasis Bar And grill
http://www.oasisbarandgrill.ca
Team Awesome
http://carletoncanada.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202719396