Brian Cullum is a blonde haired ambitious person who plays baseball for Naperville Central. He also occasionally shows up as a student there. He is most famously known for his email about playing time to coach that shocked the world. He like to pitch, and enjoys reading his very own myspace. He enjoys the summer because he can feast on whatever the hell he wants when no ones looking. He is a south paw pitcher who is competing for the starting job at Naperville Central. Most likely, he will achieve that goal. Cullum likes green animals. Blue animals, however, are appaling to Cullum. His nicknames are "Golem, Cum, Rafael Domingez, and Big Red" He likes to be called just "Cullum". Cullum is lost. Scientifically proven to have his phone turned off 93.4% of the time, we've been looking for this weird species for over a decade and are asking you to call when coming upon the finding of a Brian Cullum. Contact us at 630-420-1327. Brian Cullum, an American Hero.

Brian Cullum first started out as a baby. He enjoyed when da bears won da superbowl. He like Chris Farley. When cullum farts, it smells, and his black expedition (YTK 127) does not lock the doors, or roll the windows correctly. If you ever see his car, please splatter it heavily with brown gravy. Most likely, if you talk to Cullum, he will ramble on about how the Chicago Cubs will be good, but for some reason, they never are. He blames it on injuries, but you don't think that any right minded person would say something like that. That is like saying "I can't finish these TPS reports because my cubicle is too small." Real baseball teams just get it done no matter what. Anyways, Cullum likes arguing about that, so please bring it up when you talk to him. He hopes to become a video game tester for capcom. Brian Cullum, an American Hero.

Brian Cullum has amazingly memorized all the ERA's of the Chicago Cubs pitchers from 3 years back and still counting. Brian Cullum also has bad relations with an Oswego man by the name of Patrick Gaskin due to his behavior during a pool argument. The disagreement occured involving red paper and a Xerox machine. Most likely, no other information will be released by the press.

Unfortunatley, Brian Cullum does have a small beef with some things. Recently, he was a member of the Naperville Central Basketball Team. He was very eager to play with other kids from his school. It was the last game of the season. Like usual, the team was being killed, so the coach decided to put in 2nd string players to end the game, so Brian thought that he would be able to play. It was about 5 minutes left in the game, and Cullum still had his white warmup jersey on. Coach looked over, and cullum was sure that he was going to go in, but coach looked away. As the final buzzer sounded, Cullum still has had his white warmup jersey on. He walked off the court dejected, and quit basketball. Most people speculate that the warmup that he was wearing is either in a Goodwill store, or has been burned in a small fireplace.

Brian Cullum is obviously an american hero, and will continue to be.