Bryan Nathanael Bennett (born August 15, 1985) is a local celebrity, political radical and successful porn star.

Biography

Early Life

Bryan Bennett was born in Austin, Texas; He is very Irish. His parents, William (Bill) Bennett and Glenda Bennett grew up in Fort Worth, Texas, but moved to Austin to attend school at the University of Texas and because Austin was "pretty". Bryan is the youngest of three children. He has one older sister, Elizabeth and one older brother, Ethan. Ethan and Bryan were apparently born out of spite for Ronald Reagan. When Bryan was born, Elizabeth and Ethan became jealous of the attention that baby Bryan recieved and he was repeatedly told to "go back where he came from." Bryan was often puzzled by what this meant. This continued throughout his early life as Elizabeth and Ethan convinced Bryan that his real family was a pack of wolves living in a forest near their house and then they would shove Bryan in the clothes dryer and turn it on for hours. It is often speculated that Bryan's uncontrollable hair is a result of unnatural levels of static electricity stemming from these dryer incidents. When Bryan was three years old, his parents made the executive decision to move to the 'burbs. They moved to Georgetown, Texas, a small, mostly rural bedroom community north of Austin.

When Bryan entered school, he showed great promise. He quickly learned to read and write, mostly by practicing at home by writing detailed online entries in his Xanga where he used an abnormally high vocabulary and complex sentence structure. His kindergarten teacher also noticed that he had a very good memory, because he often quoted polling statistics from the 1988 election between George H. W. Bush and Michael Dukakis in class. His classmates, however, were not impressed and often picked on him. He was often teased in elemetary school for being "that smart kid", and also for the mullet he had up until the 11th grade. The principal of his elementary school thought that Bryan was an escaped midget from the circus travelling through Georgetown and he was turned over to authorities, but later returned to school after fingerprints confirmed the mistaken identity.

Personal life

Bryan attended Georgetown High School where he eventually graduated in 2003. He was an active member of the Cross Country team for his first two years before he quit to committ fully to the Georgetown debate team. Membership on the debate team magnified his troubled image as a "smarty pants" and the people in his classes thought he completely skipped middle school, mostly because Bryan truly stopped growing the 5th grade. Bryan had the illusion of being a top student: he took mostly advanced classes, was active in debate and other events with this class. In debate, Bryan eventually went on to advance far into elimination rounds at the State Tournament of the Texas Forensic Association and also qualified for the prestigious Tournament of Champions tournament hosted by the University of Kentucky. Although Bryan had a positive upbringing, he began to have a troubled life late in high school. He graduated from Georgetown High, albeit barely. During his senior year, drama took hold. He focused on debate, sometimes at the expense of school work, almost never attended classes, had little focus academically, and had many troubled relationships with girls. He was offered a full debate scholarship to the University of Kentucky, but eventually chose to attend the University of Texas. It was believed he could have also experienced trouble with alcoholism, perhaps stemming from his Irish heritage, but later medical reports confirmed this to be false.

College===

While attending college, Bryan's academic life changed dramatically. He became an excellent student. He has many friends. He spends his weekends care free, mostly getting drunk and making out with girls on top of parking garages. He also has started to play poker.


===The Secret Bryan Bennett

Bryan Bennett is believed to be worth billions of dollars, although current reports are unsubstantiated. Many accuse him of hiding it in a pot of gold near a rainbow, no one has yet been able to find his hiding place. He has also had numerous run-ins with the law. He enjoys travelling, reading books about growth hormones and listening to Bright Eyes in the dark.




To learn more about the daily life of Bryan Bennett, you can visit his blog at: "I'll Be Counting Up My Demons..."