Bryan Mastergeorge (born May 6, 1987) is the guitarist of The Ordinary Summer, drummer of Drivin' Fetus, and guitarist/vocalist for The Happy Tokens. He was born and partly raised in Tashkent, the capital of Uzbekistan. At the age of 13, he was smuggled out of the country in the wheelwell of a jumbo jet travelling to the United States. Despite his troubled childhood, Bryan managed to learn guitar from his host family.

Bryan is an acclaimed Islamic Fundamentalist.

Violence in Tashkent

Bryan's mother was a political activist in Uzbekistan whose passion consisted of "fightin' the power and gettin that b***h, Islam Karimov, out of power", cites Bryan in a recent interview with Fuse TV. Bryan's lyrical prowess is made evident in one of the songs that he wrote for The Happy Tokens entitled, "This Is A Cosby Sweater".

After the song obtained mass broadcast from the pirate radio station, Sealand, Mastergeorge received a call from his mother, five years after his desperate evacuation in an airplane's wheelwell.

Strange Fetish

According to past girlfriend, Jennifer Chiba, Bryan has an odd love of eating sandwiches while performing sexual intercourse. He once attempted the trifecta by listening to a Yankees-Red Sox game while getting jiggy with it.