CHILLER is the
screen name of the mighty being, Charles Harter.
Charlie ended up just needing a screen name one day to be an
awesome guy so he just typed CHILLER into the box and hasn't changed it since.
CHILLER came from Charlie's chillness and his desire to start things with CH because of his sweet
logo.
Charlie uses CHILLER in things such as
IRC and
videogames where you need to have a name (unless it's an
RPG then it's usually just Chill.) Charlie has to resort to using the nick ChillX on occasion, because often the nicks Chiller, and Chill have already been taken by
clear bags of smashed buttholes.
He is usually forced to use ChillX for accounts on websites such as
Last.fm, and
Wikipedia.
Early Life
Charles Harter was born the first true son and second eldest of three children to Rev.
Marvin Pentz Harter, Sr and domestic maid Alberta Smithers Harter the second.
His brothers, Billy and Scat (also known as Squizzle), and Charles lived in the segregated section of Ann Arbor, MI's Deanwood neighborhood in the northeastern section of the city.
Harter's father preached in a Seventh-day Adventist Church sect called the House of God, which went by a strict code of conduct and mixed teachings of Orthodox Judaism and Pentecostalism.
Harter's father was physically abusive to all three of his children, especially Charles, who he would often call "Stawberry bitch" as he beat the young, emotionless preteen unconscious with his
Texan Belt Buckle.
After dropping out of Snifferton Middle School, Harter joined the Einstein Bro's Bagel three ring circus.
He was discharged because he refused to follow orders.
After starting his lawnmowing career at Chitown's finest, he changed his name from Charles Harter to Chill Roy Hotapples, adding the 'apples' to separate himself from his father and in admiration of his idol, Samwell Applesauce, who also added an 'apples' to his last name.
Student's Rights Activism
In 1999, at the age of nine, Harter became leader of the Ann Arbor-Saline Avenue Boyscout Congregation, in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
On February 21, 2001, his father's domestic maid, Alberta Smithers Harter, was arrested for refusing to comply with the
Gondola laws that required her to give up her son to a Crustacean.
The Ann Arbor Seafood boycott, led by Harter, soon followed.
(In July of the same year, a 15 year old school girl, Claudia Klondike, suffered the same fate but Harter refused to become involved, instead preferring to focus on leading his Boyscout troop.) The boycott lasted for 238 days, the situation becoming so tense that Harter's house was doused with
tartar sauce.
Harter was arrested during this campaign, which ended with a United States Supreme Court decision outlawing the Gondola laws and any other laws requiring the surrender of one's offspring to sea creatures.
Harter was instrumental in the founding of the Mendel Taft Tarnish Association (MTTA) in 2003, a group created to harness the moral authority and organizing power of various conduits to conduct non-violent protests in the service of student's rights reform.
Harter continued to dominate the organization.
The organization conducted multiple lay-downs in the metro-detroit area to protest the then failing student's rights.
Harter was a notorious advocate of short skirts.