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CSI: Miami
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CSI: Miami intertitle
Format Police procedural
Drama
Created by Anthony E. Zuiker
Carol Mendelsohn
Ann Donahue
Starring David Caruso
Emily Procter
Jonathan Togo
Rex Linn
Eva LaRue
Omar Benson Miller
Eddie Cibrian
Adam Rodriguez
Khandi Alexander
Kim Delaney
Rory Cochrane
Megalyn Echikunwoke
and Sofia Milos
Opening theme "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who
Country of origin United States
Canada
No. of seasons 8
No. of episodes 179 (List of episodes)
Production
Producer(s) Jerry Bruckheimer
Running time approx. 40–45 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Picture format 480i (SDTV),
1080i (HDTV)
Original run May 9, 2002 (on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)
September 23, 2002 – present
Chronology
Related shows CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CSI: NY
External links
Official website
CSI: Miami (Crime Scene Investigation: Miami) is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on September 23, 2002 on CBS. The series is a spin-off of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
The series follows a South Florida forensics team headed by Horatio Caine. Against a backdrop of simmering ethnic and cultural tensions, Caine's team probes cases similar to those of their Las Vegas counterparts.
The pilot episode was first broadcast in United States on May 9, 2002 as an episode of CSI and seven seasons have been aired in the United States. The seventh season is currently being broadcast in the UK and Ireland. The series is produced in partnership with the Canadian media company Alliance Atlantis and CBS Television Studios.
On May 19, 2009, CBS renewed the show for an eighth season, which premiered in the United States on September 21, 2009 at 10:00 p.m. ET.[1] RTÉ Two in Ireland will broadcast Season 8 in the autumn and Channel 5 in the UK will broadcast Season 8 from June 2010.

Contents

Production

CSI: Miami is filmed primarily in the United States. Location shots are filmed in Florida while indoor scenes are shot at Raleigh Manhattan Studios in Manhattan Beach, California. Some scenes, mainly outdoor, are filmed mostly in Long Beach, California, as well as portions of Manhattan Beach and Redondo Beach. Beach areas of Downtown Long Beach are often used for other outdoor scenes: Marina Green Park, Rainbow Lagoon Park. The newly constructed high-rise condos there give the presence of being in Miami. The sculptured walkway paying tribute to the old Pike Roller Coaster can be seen in the background in the episode "Under The Influence".
Other locations of Long Beach are used such as the Naples district, where its canals and upscale homes with large boat docks and palm trees give a feel of Miami.
The building that's used in exterior shots of the MDPD crime lab is actually the Federal Aviation Administration Federal Credit Union headquarters in Hawthorne (on Aviation Boulevard between Marine Avenue and Rosecrans Avenue).

Plot

A spin-off from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, the series follows a South Florida forensics team headed by the brooding but humorous Lt. Horatio Caine and his partner, southern beauty Sgt. Calleigh Duquesne. Against a backdrop of simmering ethnic and cultural tensions, Caine's team probes cases similar to those of their Las Vegas counterparts.

Characters

Season Day Shift Supervisor Day Shift Assistant Supervisor Crime Scene Investigator (CSI) Medical Examiner Senior Detective Junior Detective Private Investigator
1 Horatio "H" Caine
(David Caruso)
Megan Donner
(Kim Delaney)
Calleigh Duquesne
(Emily Procter)
Eric Delko
(Adam Rodríguez)
Tim "Speed" Speedle
(Rory Cochrane)
Vacant Dr. Alexx Woods
(Khandi Alexander)
Det. Yelina Salas
(Sofia Milos)
Det. Frank Tripp
(Rex Linn)
Vacant
2 Calleigh Duquesne
(Emily Procter)
Vacant
3 Ryan Wolfe
(Jonathan Togo)
4 Various
5 Natalia Boa Vista
(Eva LaRue)
Yelina Salas
(Sofia Milos)
6 Sgt. Frank Tripp
(Rex Linn)
Various
7 Dr. Tara Price
(Megalyn Echikunwoke)
8 Jesse Cardoza
(Eddie Cibrian)
Vacant
Dr. Tom Loman
(Christian Clemenson)
Walter Simmons
(Omar Benson Miller)

Main characters

  • CSI Level 3 Day Shift Supervisor: Lieutenant Horatio "H" Caine (David Caruso) is the head of the Miami-Dade crime lab, a former NYPD homicide detective, a forensic analyst, and former bomb squad officer. Horatio is known to be very protective of his team, often going out of his way to assist them when needed. He is an outstanding marksman, and does not hesitate to use deadly force. He also very often goes to extraordinary lengths to save evidence or a potential victim. His demeanor is serious, direct, and to the point. Horatio appears to have a good sense for how to communicate with children who have just experienced traumatic ordeals. Horatio uses the "stay-calm" approach while comforting victims, killers, etc. Horatio is usually seen wearing a pair of sunglasses. Horatio was briefly married to Marisol Delko Caine (Alana de la Garza); the marriage ended when she was murdered by a Mala Noche sniper in, "Rampage." In, "Dangerous Son," Horatio discovered that he has a sixteen-year-old son named Kyle Harmon (Evan Ellingson) (from an affair he had while working undercover, under the name of John Walden). In, "Going Ballistic," Horatio is shot, and it is later revealed in the episode, "Resurrection," that he faked his death in order to stop a sale of illegal bullets. His formation of the team in 1997 is depicted in flashbacks in the episode "Out of Time," shortly after he became the head of the new investigative unit swiftly renamed CSI.
  • CSI Level 3 Day Shift Assistant Supervisor: Calleigh Duquesne (Emily Procter) is a ballistics specialist. Calleigh's slight build, blonde good looks, and southern belle accent often lead others to underestimate her, but she is a brilliant and a dedicated scientist. Her father is an alcoholic attorney who has tried to rehabilitate himself several times. She follows the letter of the rules at all times. In, "Ambush," a website seems to be stalking her and it is later discovered that the person behind it is Dan Cooper whom she was involved in catching for stealing deceased CSI Tim Speedle's credit card. In, "All In," she is kidnapped and forced to help cover up a crime scene, but is later saved by her fellow CSIs. In, "Smoke Gets in Your CSI's," Calleigh was rushed to the hospital for smoke inhalation when she and Ryan Wolfe escaped from a burning house with a dead body. In, "Seeing Red," Calleigh shot Eric Delko and in, "Out of Time," Eric is in critical condition and a flashback occurs back to 1997 and Calleigh's first day on the job.
  • CSI Level 1: Ryan Wolfe (Jonathan Togo) was working as a police officer at the time he was hired for the lab virtually on the spot by Horatio Caine, who noted Ryan's immaculate care of his gun with approval, likely due to Wolfe having OCD. He first appeared in, "Under the Influence," but did not become a regular cast member until, "Hell Night." Ryan was replacing fallen CSI Tim Speedle, who died in the line of duty as a direct result of his poor gun maintenance. Ryan was impaled in the eye with a nail gun in, "Nailed." At the end of the episode, "Burned," Ryan was fired for being directly linked to a murder suspect and not disclosing it to the department. Seeking jobs as both a crime-scene expert, an expert witness for the defense, a firearms range technician, and applying to work as an ME Investigator while applying for reinstatement, he was later reinstated. In "Going Ballistic," Ryan receives a text message saying, "It is done," right after Horatio is shot and presumed dead. It is revealed in the seventh season premiere that he was asked by Horatio to assist in setting up Horatio's own execution, so he could go undercover. At the end of "Target Specific" and throughout the episode "Wolfe In Sheep's Clothing," Ryan was kidnapped and was forced by the Russian Mob to cover up a crime.
  • MDPD Homicide Detective: Sergeant Frank Tripp (Rex Linn) is a Texas-born homicide detective who accompanies the team to the crime scenes. He has a good working relationship with all the CSIs. He is divorced, with three kids revealed in, "Dispo Day." After passing the Sergeant's Exam in the beginning of "Dangerous Son," Tripp was required to spend some time in uniform on a patrol rotation, but soon returned to the homicide unit and plainclothes in "Guerillas in the Mist." Throughout the early part of the series, Frank and Horatio didn't get along very well, but recently they are often seen together at crime scenes. After Ryan Wolfe gets fired and later re-instated, Tripp and Ryan appear to be at odds. In "Chain Reaction," he gets Ryan to fingerprint a prison phone and tells him that he's his "favorite little dust monkey" in an attempt to insult him.
  • CSI Trainee: Natalia Boa Vista (Eva LaRue) is a DNA analyst who upon first arriving, was only allowed to work on cold or unsolved cases due to the restrictions of her federal grant. She escaped an abusive marriage before joining the department, when her association with a society for battered women was key to helping the team solve the murder of a woman. At the end of season four, it is revealed that Natalia is an FBI informant in the lab, assigned to help build a case against Horatio Caine and his team. Natalia was revealed to be the mole in the lab. In season 5, much to her distress, she discovered her abusive ex-husband Nick Townsend (Rob Estes) was out of prison when he served her with a restraining order and he was working for a private company that cleans up crime scenes. The two shared a tense relationship until Nick's murder, a crime for which Natalia was briefly considered the prime suspect. In "Darkroom," Ryan Wolfe finds a stash of photographed girls and Natalia discovers that one of the pictures is her sister Anya and DNA from a crime scene reveals that Anya is indeed one of the women that the CSIs are looking for. In "Tunnel Vision," Natalia was finally certified to carry a firearm and she shot a suspect in self-defense for the first time.
  • CSI Art Theft Specialist: Walter Simmons (Omar Benson Miller) a Louisiana native and art theft specialist who transfers over from the night shift to join Horatio's team. His first appearance was in episode, "Bolt Action." He became part of the main cast in episode, "Dude Where's My Groom?."
  • CSI Level 1: Jesse Cardoza (Eddie Cibrian) was a former LAPD officer, who transferred back to the Miami-Dade Police Department. In "Out of Time," a flashback occurs back to 1997, depicting Cardoza's departure from the Miami-Dade Police Department and transfer to Los Angeles, following in the conclusion of a case which led to Horatio Caine becoming head of the new investigative unit that became CSI. He returns in "Hostile Takeover," as a member of the team, taking Eric Delko's place. When he returns, the lab is attacked and he is taken hostage along with three other people, but he was rescued by Horatio carrying out the gunman's unique request in exchange for their lives.

Former main characters

  • CSI Level 3: Eric Delko (Adam Rodríguez) was a fingerprint and drug identification expert of Cuban and Russian descent. He was also the team's underwater recovery expert. In, "Shattered," Delko's job is endangered when he is arrested for drug possession, but it is discovered that the marijuana was for his sister, Marisol Delko Caine (Alana de la Garza), to ease the pain of her leukemia treatments, who was murdered by a Mala Noche sniper after she married Horatio Caine. In, "Man Down," while trying to rescue a woman kidnapped by escapee Clavo Cruz (Gonzalo Menendez), Delko was shot in the head by one of his henchmen and critically wounded. He survived and went back on the team, but suffered some memory loss. In, "And How Does That Make You Kill?," Eric told his psychiatrist's of his affection for CSI Calleigh Duquesne. In, "The DeLuca Motel," it is discovered that he has been staying in a motel because someone is following him. They found out that his real father is from Cuba and is trying to kill him. In, "Seeing Red," Eric was trying to help his father and is seen escaping a gun silo, only to be shot at by friend Calleigh. He survives and is shown waking up in a hospital room in "Out of Time." Actor Adam Rodríguez did not return full time for the eighth season and was replaced by former CSI Jesse Cardoza (Eddie Cibrian). Delko shows that he is leaving by telling Calleigh that he is going to leave the CSI team because life is too short. Before he drives away at the end, he gets a note from Horatio saying,"I'll always be here".[2]
  • Medical Examiner: Dr. Tara Price (Megalyn Echikunwoke) was the day-shift medical examiner who replaced Dr. Alexx Woods (Khandi Alexander) in the seventh season. Dr. Tara Price made her debut in, "Won't Get Fueled Again." She became part of the main cast credits in, "Bombshell." In, "Cheating Death," CSIs Eric Delko and Ryan Wolfe play a joke on her which almost results in the entire case being compromised. In the end of "Divorce Party," Tara is shown to steal a bottle of Oxycodone (an opioid analgesic medication) from a victim in the morgue and blames it on Julia Winston. Also, Horatio Caine has his son Kyle working as an intern for her after he gets into trouble. In "Dissolved," Ryan Wolfe confronts Tara about the stolen pills in her locker. When Julia takes the autopsy hostage because of what she did, Tara is arrested. Actress Megalyn Echikunwoke's image is removed from the main cast credits after "Dissolved."
  • Medical Examiner: Dr. Alexx Woods (Khandi Alexander) was a Miami-Dade medical examiner. Alexx began her medical career in New York as a physician and became a medical examiner with the CSI team after moving to Miami for personal reasons. She is a very emotional person, and is more of a "mother" figure for the CSI team, showing great concern for them. She also often talks to the dead bodies in a comforting and caring tone as she examines them. She is married with a young son and daughter with former husband Andrew Kalish, who was murdered in an episode early on in the series. In "Rock and a Hard Place," her son is named the prime suspect in a murder; this causes Alexx to rethink her job in the M.E.'s Office (and her place on the team as well as her friendship with the other CSI's), and she quits, saying to Horatio, "I need to spend more of my time taking care of the living." Horatio responds by saying that should she wish to return, her post would be open for her. Alexx returned in "Smoke Gets in Your CSI's" as a part time ER Doctor at Dade General.
  • MDPD Homicide: Detective Yelina Salas (Sofia Milos) was a Colombian homicide detective frequently attached to CSI investigations, and the widow of Horatio's brother Raymond Caine. She later starts a relationship with IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler, Horatio's personal nemesis. After her husband Raymond was revealed to still be alive, she left with him and their son for Brazil, where they planned to keep a low profile for Ray's safety. She reappears in the fifth season premiere, "Rio." Horatio and Eric fly to Rio de Janeiro to hunt down Antonio Riaz, who murdered Horatio's wife and Delko's sister Marisol. While in Rio, Riaz kills Raymond Caine and is enlisting Ray Jr. into drug running in the shantytowns of the area. Yelina and Ray Jr. wind up back in Miami, and Yelina goes into business as a private investigator revealed in "Burned." In "Dangerous Son," Yelina investigates a suspect for Horatio, and she locates a birth certificate that reveals that the parolee is in fact Horatio's biological son. Yelina also returns for the seventh season premiere, going undercover to help Horatio capture enemy Ron Saris. She was kidnapped in the episode, "Seeing Red," but was rescued by Horatio.
  • CSI Level 3: Tim "Speed" Speedle (Rory Cochrane) was a trace evidence and impressions expert; originally from Syracuse, New York, who worked for the St. Petersburg PD in 1997, and had a degree in biology from Columbia University. Speed was killed in the line of duty in, "Lost Son;" he had not maintained his firearm diligently and was shot by a suspect when it misfired during a shoot-out. The character was written out at the request of actor Rory Cochrane, who wanted to pursue a career in film and reportedly disliked the long, arduous shooting schedules for CSI: Miami.[3] The actor later reprised his role as a hallucination of Eric Delko in "Bang, Bang, Your Debt." It was revealed in "Out of Time," that Jesse Cardoza knew Tim Speedle, who was working for the St. Petersburg PD in 1997, and Cardoza asked Horatio if he wanted him to be part of his new team.
  • CSI Level 3 Day Shift Assistant Supervisor: Lieutenant Megan Donner (Kim Delaney) was Horatio's predecessor who went on indefinite leave from her job following the death of her husband. She briefly returned to work alongside Horatio, who had since been promoted to head investigator of the CSI unit, but later resigned, finding the pressure of the job to now be more than she could handle. Actress Kim Delaney's character was reportedly written out due to the lack of chemistry between her and Caruso.[4]

Recurring characters

CSI: Miami has utilized an extensive cast of recurring characters on the show. Recurring characters can be found as technicians in the crime lab, as homicide detectives, as family members of main characters, and as villains, among others.

Episodes

Crossovers

CSI: Miami was spun off from an episode of the original CSI entitled "Cross Jurisdictions." In this episode, Catherine Willows and Warrick Brown of the original CSI travel to Miami while investigating the murder of Las Vegas' ex-chief of detectives.
In addition, CSI: Miami has crossed over with CSI: NY. Characters from CSI: NY were originally featured in the second season of CSI: Miami in the episode, "MIA/NYC NonStop" that aired May 17, 2004. Miami crossed over a second time in the fourth season episode, "Felony Flight," that aired November 7, 2005 in which Mac Taylor flies from New York and comes to Miami to assist Horatio in tracking down a common nemesis named Henry Darius. The story was continued on CSI: NY in the second season episode called, "Manhattan Manhunt," that aired November 9, 2005, when Henry Darius escapes to New York and Horatio goes along with Mac to continue the investigation.
In the eighth season, CSI: Miami crossed over with CSI and CSI: NY in a three-part story starring Laurence Fishburne as Dr. Ray Langston.[5]
CSI: Miami currently remains the only CSI show to not have a crossover with a non CSI show.

Reception

CSI: Miami has been named the World's Most Popular TV Show following rating studies of 20 countries worldwide. The survey, which was conducted by Informa Telecoms and Media, showed that CSI: Miami was featured in more top ten viewing charts than any other show. Also, in the same survey, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation was shown to have high popularity coming in at sixth place.[6]

Franchise

Like CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami has spawned a series of comic books, novels, and video games based on the show. In addition, the show CSI: NY spun-off from a second-season episode of CSI: Miami.

U.S. television ratings

Seasonal rankings (based on average total viewers per episode) of CSI: Miami on CBS.
Note: Each U.S. network television season starts in late September and ends in late May, which coincides with the completion of May sweeps.
Season Episodes Timeslot (ET) Original Airing Rank Viewers
(in millions)
Season Premiere Season Finale TV Season
1st 24 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 23, 2002 May 19, 2003 2002–2003 #12 16.57[7]
2nd 24 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 22, 2003 May 24, 2004 2003–2004 #9 18.06[8]
3rd 24 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 20, 2004 May 23, 2005 2004–2005 #7 19.00[9]
4th 25 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 19, 2005 May 22, 2006 2005–2006 #9 18.12[10]
5th 24 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 18, 2006 May 14, 2007 2006-2007 #10 17.10[11]
6th 21 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 24, 2007 May 19, 2008 2007–2008 #12 16.45[12]
7th 25 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 22, 2008 May 18, 2009 2008–2009 #13 14.22[13]
8th 24 Monday 10:00pm/9c September 21, 2009 May, 2010 2009-2010 #16 13.48 (to date)

Awards and nominations

Awards

  • Top TV Series - 2006
  • Top TV Series - 2005
  • Outstanding Achievement in Cinematography in Movies of the Week/Mini-Series'/Pilot for Network or Basic Broadcast TV, for episode "Cross Jurisdiction" (pilot episode) - 2003
  • Outstanding Stunt Coordination - 2007
  • Outstanding Cinematography for a Single-camera Series - 2003
BMI Film & TV Awards:
  • BMI TV Music Award - 2008
  • BMI TV Music Award - 2005
  • BMI TV Music Award - 2004
  • BMI TV Music Award - 2003
California on Location Awards:
  • Assistant Location Manager of the Year - Television (Teamsters Local 399) - 2007
  • Best Sound Editing in Music for Television - Short Form, for episode "Rio" - 2007
  • Best Sound Editing in Television Long Form - Sound Effects & Foley, for episode "Crimewave" - 2005
  • Favorite Television New Dramatic Series - 2003

Nominations

  • Outstanding Sound Editing for a Series - 2007
  • Outstanding Sound Editing for a Series - 2003
  • Outstanding Achievement in Cinematography in Episodic TV Series for episode "Inside Out" - 2008
  • Outstanding Achievement in Cinematography in Episodic TV Series for episode "Darkroom" - 2007
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series (Khandi Alexander) - 2007
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series (Khandi Alexander) - 2006
  • Outstanding Drama Series - 2006
  • Best Supporting Actress - Television (Eva LaRue) - 2007
  • Best Supporting Actress - Television (Eva LaRue) - 2006
  • Best Supporting Actor - Television (Adam Rodríguez) - 2005
  • Best Sound Editing in Sound Effects and Foley for Television - Short Form, for episode "Come As You Are" - 2007
  • Best Sound Editing in Television Short Form - Dialogue and Automated Dialogue Replacement, for episode "Three-Way" - 2006
  • Best Sound Editing in Television Short Form - Sound Effects & Foley, for episode "Urban Hellraisers" - 2006
  • Best Sound Editing in Television Short Form - Sound Effects & Foley, for episode "Lost Son" - 2005
  • Best Sound Editing in Television Episodic - Sound Effects & Foley, for episode "Grand Prix" - 2004
  • Best Performance in a TV Series - Guest Starring Young Actor (Cole Petersen) for episode "Stand Your Ground" - 2008
  • Best Performance in a Television Series - Guest Starring Young Actor (Alex Black) - 2005
  • Best Performance in a TV Series - Guest Starring Young Actress (Sara Paxton) - 2004
  • Best Performance in a TV Drama Series - Guest Starring Young Actor (Seth Adkins) - 2003
  • Best Performance in a TV Drama Series - Guest Starring Young Actor (Raja Fenske) - 2003

Releases

DVD releases

DVD name Ep # Release dates
Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
Full season Part 1 Part 2 Full season Full season
The Complete First Season 24 June 29, 2004 September 6, 2004 February 21, 2005 February 21, 2005 November 10, 2006*
The Complete Second Season 24 December 31, 2004 September 12, 2005 February 20, 2006 February 20, 2006 February 7, 2007*
The Complete Third Season 24 November 22, 2005 August 22, 2006 October 23, 2006 October 23, 2006 October 16, 2007
The Complete Fourth Season 25 October 31, 2006 July 2, 2007 October 15, 2007 October 15, 2007 July 9, 2008
The Fifth Season 24 October 30, 2007 June 30, 2008 September 21, 2008 September 21, 2008 March 4, 2009
The Sixth Season 21 September 9, 2008[14] May 11, 2009 July 27, 2009 July 27, 2009 March 10, 2010
The Seventh Season 25 September 15, 2009 May 2010 July 2010 July 2010
The CSI: Miami Region 2 DVD releases are released in two parts, the first part is released with 11, 12 or 13 episodes and then the second part is released containing the rest of the episodes and special features are split up between the two parts and on the same day that the second part is released they are available for purchase as a full season.
* The Region 4 releases of the first two seasons were initially divided up into two parts of 11 or 12 episodes before being released in full season DVD "fat packs", with large cases compared to the slimline cases DVD distributors opt for now. The release dates detailed here are for the re-released seasons in slimline cases. The two-part releases as well as the "fat pack" full season releases of the first two seasons were released much earlier than these re-releases. The subsequent seasons were first released in the slimline cases.

Other releases

The CSI franchise has also been released as a series of mobile games. In fall 2007, CBS teamed up with game developer Gameloft to bring CSI to mobile phones. The first of the series to be published was CSI: Miami. The game features actual cast members such as Horatio Caine, Alexx Woods and Calleigh Duquesne who are trying to solve a murder in South Beach with the player's assistance.[15] The game is also available for download on various iPod devices[16]
In spring 2008, Gameloft and CBS released CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - The Mobile Game which is based on the original series in Las Vegas, NV. This game introduces the unique ability to receive calls during the game to provide tips and clues about crime scenes and evidence. As for the storyline, the game developers collaborated with Anthony E. Zuiker (the series creator) to ensure that the plot and dialogue were aligned with the show's style.[17]

Online sales

Country Store Available Season
United States United States iTunes Store 5, 6 and 7 (after episode airs on TV)
United Kingdom United Kingdom Demand Five 4, 5, 6 and 7 (episode available 1 week before it airs on TV)
Germany Germany RTLnow 7 (one week before airing and seven days after the broadcast free of charge)

Broadcast history

Irish broadcast history

  • First run: Broadcast on RTE 2, currently at 9pm on Thursdays (RTÉ normally broadcasts the show around 10 weeks before the UK channel Five does)
  • First run: Living TV, 9pm on Friday nights, normally after the end of the season on RTÉ 2
  • Repeats: Repeats are shown on RTÉ and Living TV
  • Viewers in Northern Ireland may view CSI: Miami on Five, RTÉ, and Living as all three channels are available

United Kingdom broadcast history

  • First Run: Broadcast on Five currently at 9pm on Tuesdays
  • First Run: Living TV, 9pm on Friday Nights, normally after the end of the season on Five
  • Repeats: Repeats are shown on Five, Five USA and Living TV
  • Viewers in Northern Ireland may view CSI: Miami on Five, RTÉ and Living as all three channels are available
  • Channel Five broadcasts CSI: Miami during the summer, and once it ends, CSI: NY and CSI begin. Channel Five doesn't split up the seasons with breaks for Christmas, etc., instead running the season continuously.

United States broadcast history

  • First Run: September 23, 2002–present, Mondays 10:00pm/9:00pm Central
  • Repeats: CBS repeats "CSI: Miami" sometimes on weekends during the Crimetime Saturday slot.
  • Repeats: CSI: Miami has reruns on A&E Network in 2005. Both A&E and Spike TV share the rerun rights to the crossover episodes (with CSI: NY), Felony Flight and Manhattan Manhunt.[18]

See also

References

  1. ^ Matt Mitovich (24 June 2009). "Fall TV: CBS Announces Premiere Dates". TV Guide Online. http://www.tvguide.com/News/FallTV-CBS-premieres-1007227.aspx. Retrieved 2009-06-24.  
  2. ^ 'CSI: Miami' Returns to Their Roots (But Might Stick With the Soap Opera Bit) Five episodes later, Delko returns in the episode "Delko For the Defense", to work on a case to help out his old team.
  3. ^ [1] CSIFiles.com interview with Rory Cochrane, dated September 22, 2004.
  4. ^ Susman, Gary. "Kim Delaney is leaving CSI: Miami | CSI: Miami | In the News | TV | Entertainment Weekly". Ew.com. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,388600,00.html. Retrieved 2008-12-24.  
  5. ^ Batallones, Henrik. "Langston Goes Cross-Country: The Whole 'CSI' Franchise Does A Crossover". BuddyTV, August 7, 2009. Accessed 27 August 2009.
  6. ^ [2] BBC News article on world's most popular shows
  7. ^ http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/ee82c0640bcaeb06/82c78e0fe7710443?lnk=st&q=nielsen+top+156&rnum=1#82c78e0fe7710443
  8. ^ http://web.archive.org/web/20070208132303/http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDNR.html?id=060204_11
  9. ^ http://web.archive.org/web/20070310210208/http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDNR.html?id=060105_05
  10. ^ http://web.archive.org/web/20070310210300/http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDNR.html?id=053106_05
  11. ^ [3] The Hollywood Reporter
  12. ^ http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=CSI:_Miami&action=edit&section=13
  13. ^ http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052709_07
  14. ^ "C.S.I.: Miami DVD news: Announcement for C.S.I.: Miami - The Complete 6th Season | TVShowsOnDVD.com". Tvshowsondvd.com. http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/CSI-Miami-Season-6/9902. Retrieved 2008-12-24.  
  15. ^ Buchanan, Levi. "IGN: CSI: Miami",IGN Entertainment. Retrieved October 13, 2008. http://www.cbsgames.com/games/story/10383968
  16. ^ Cook, Brad. "CSI: Miami - In Judgment of All Wrong". Apple Inc.. http://www.apple.com/games/ipod/csimiami/. Retrieved 2008-12-07.  
  17. ^ "CBS and Gameloft Use Real Phone Calls to Unravel Clues and Solve Crimes in 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation(TM) - The Mobile Game'", Thomson Reuters. Retrieved October 13, 2008. http://www.reuters.com/article/pressRelease/idUS175502+19-Mar-2008+PRN20080319
  18. ^ "The Futon Critic: Spike TV Highlights - April 2007". Thefutoncritic.com. http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20070308spiketv01. Retrieved 2008-12-24.  

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Quotes

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  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CSI: Miami is a spin-off of the popular CBS network series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
  • Csi Miami tv show download- Csi Miami season 2, Csi Miami episode, tv theme song 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.my-tv-on.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ CSI: Miami, a spin-off of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, premiered on CBS in 2002.
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Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
1 Golden Parachute Blood Brothers Lost Son From The Grave Rio Dangerous Son Resurrection Out of Time
2 Losing Face Dead Zone Pro Per Blood In The Water Going Under Cyber-lebrity Won't Get Fueled Again Hostile Takeover
3 Wet Foot/Dry Foot Hard Time Under The Influence Prey Death Pool 100 Inside Out And How Does That Make You Kill? Bolt Action
4 Just One Kiss Death Grip Murder In A Flash 48 Hours To Life If Looks Could Kill Bang, Bang Your Debt! Raging Cannibal In Plane Sight
5 Ashes To Ashes The Best Defense Legal Three-Way Death Eminent Deep Freeze Bombshell Bad Seed
6 Broken Hurricane Anthony Hell Night Under Suspicion Curse Of The Coffin Sunblock Wrecking Crew Dude, Where's My Groom?
7 Breathless Grand Prix Crime Wave Felony Flight High Octane Chain Reaction Cheating Death Bone Voyage
8 Slaughterhouse Big Brother Speed Kills Nailed Darkroom Permanent Vacation Gone Baby Gone Point of Impact
9 Kill Zone Bait Pirated Urban Hellraisers Going, Going, Gone Stand Your Ground Power Trip Kill Clause
10 A Horrible Mind Extreme After The Fall Shattered Come As You Are CSI: My Nanny The Deluca Motel Count Me Out
11 Camp Fear Complications Addiction Payback Backstabbers Guerillas in the Mist Tipping Point Delko For The Defense
12 Entrance Wound Witness To Murder Shootout The Score Internal Affairs Miami Confidential Head Case Show Stopper
13 Bunk Blood Moon Cop Killer Silencer Throwing Heat Raising Caine And They're Offed Die By The Sword
14 Forced Entry Slow Burn One Night Stand Fade Out No Man's Land You May Now Kill the Bride Smoke Gets In Your CSIs In The Wind
15 Dead Woman Walking Stalkerazzi Identity Skeletons Man Down Ambush Presumed Guilty
16 Evidence Of Things Unseen Invasion Nothing To Lose Deviant Broken Home All In Sink or Swim
17 Simple Man Money For Nothing Money Plane Collision A Grizzly Murder To Kill A Predator Divorce Party
18 Dispo Day Wannabe Game Over Double Jeopardy Triple Threat Tunnel Vision Flight Risk
19 Double Cap Deadline Sex & Taxes Driven Bloodline Rock and A Hard Place Target Specific
20 Grave Young Men The Oath Killer Date Free Fall Rush Down to the Wire Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing
21 Spring Break Not Landing Recoil Dead Air Just Murdered Going Ballistic Chip-Tuck
22 Tinder Box Rap Sheet Vengeance Open Water Burned Dead On Arrival
23 Freaks And Tweaks MIA/NYC NonStop Whacked Shock Kill Switch Collateral Damage
24 Body Count Innocent 10-7 Rampage Born To Kill Dissolved
25 One Of Our Own Seeing Red
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Season 1

Golden Parachute (1.01)

.Megan: Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half an inch a month.^ Megan : Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half an inch a month.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Speed: Gives us a nice time line.^ Speed : Gives us a nice time line.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Megan: Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft.^ Megan : Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Six months ago, she smoked some pot.
Speed: And they say blondes have more fun.

.Jim Tigerfish: What the hell is this?^ Jim Tigerfish : What the hell is this?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Speed: That's a warrant to search the premises.
Jim Tigerfish: For what?
.Speed: For items looted from an air-crash site.^ Speed : For items looted from an air-crash site.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.What'd you think, you were going to sell them on e-bay?^ What'd you think, you were going to sell them on e-bay?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Calleigh : No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Horatio: ...But that's not what brought the plane down.^ Horatio : ...But that's not what brought the plane down.
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Eric: No... mmm... actually, the shoe hit the fan. .I found a piece of leather in the N°2 engine.^ I found a piece of leather in the N°2 engine.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Megan: Let me guess: red suede $450 a pair, right?^ Megan : Let me guess: red suede $450 a pair, right?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Alexx is going over the bodies.]
.Alexx: How are we doing on survivors?^ Alexx : How are we doing on survivors?
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Horatio: Not good. How many have you got in here?
.Alexx: Four or five, depending on what pieces match.^ Alexx : Four or five, depending on what pieces match.
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Calleigh: Is it as bad as it looks?
.Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.^ Horatio : It's actually worse than it looks.
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.Horatio: No friction burn, right?^ Horatio : No friction burn, right?
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.Means no seat belt.^ Means no seat belt.
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.Eric: So he might be our shooter?^ Eric : So he might be our shooter?
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Horatio: Yes. .The question then becomes: Why would you shoot your own pilot?^ You are causing your own downfall!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The question then becomes: Why would you shoot your own pilot?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I hope you enjoy your own.
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.Horatio: Calleigh, the bullet?^ Horatio : Calleigh, the bullet?
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Calleigh: There was no bullet.
.Horatio: Well how did the pilot get shot?^ Horatio : Well how did the pilot get shot?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I did enjoy playing the game - the story lines were excellent and believable, and tied up well in the final case with Horatio.
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^ Horatio : But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Calleigh: He didn't.

.NTSB guy: Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?^ Free the People - October 27th, 2009 at 8:43 pm You're right, "Competitive Option."
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You understand, acknowledge and agree that we have the right to delete, re-format and/or change your Postings in any manner that we may determine (although you will not be responsible for any such changes made).
  • CSI: Miami - Lab Fight | SPIKE 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ Reply Shay says: October 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm You’re right…I love Horatio personally.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Calleigh: And what does that make you, Airplane Boy?^ Season 7, Episode 3: And How Does That Make You Kill?
  • Watch CSI: Miami Online - Free TV Shows & Videos 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.tvduck.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ October 2008 And How Does That Make You Kill?
  • Download CSI: Miami from Movieberry.com. DVD, HD and DivX formats available. Burn it to CD, DVD or watch on iPod! 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.movieberry.com [Source type: General]


.Speed: Okay, so we learned the black box is actually orange.^ Speed : Okay, so we learned the black box is actually orange.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Losing Face (1.02)

.Horatio: I didn’t know they made body armour in triple extra large.^ Horatio : I didn’t know they made body armour in triple extra large.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I made it a point to watch the show as it came on tonight, just to so I could see if they would show Eric’s name (Adam Rodriquez) and NO, OF COURSE THEY DIDN’T!!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I didn't know what they meant until I got here.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Humphries: They also make jock straps in that size, but you wouldn’t know anything about that, either!^ I got the feeling that the folks on the show wanted to make sure all their buds in Hwood knew that while their show is about a spy they don’t really go for all that icky spy stuff.
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ These are shows folks either watch and enjoy, or they don’t watch and don’t care about.
  • CBS' 2008 Fall Schedule | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I am a BIG fan of this show and CSI Vegas, I agree with the previous comment about just when things get really good and interesting you either kill someone off or make them go away.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Calleigh: He was probably taken unawares during Letterman.
.Speed: Top ten ways to get your head blown off!^ Speed : Top ten ways to get your head blown off!
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Speed : I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV. Officer Everhart : I have brush guards on my SUV. Speed : And how many times have you gone off-road?
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.Calleigh: That smells good.^ Calleigh : That smells good.
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.Eric: A little Café Cubano?^ Eric : A little Café Cubano ?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
.Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.^ Calleigh : Don't you just say the sweetest things.
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^ Calleigh : Funny, he always says the same thing about you.
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^ Nick : You just don't quit, do you?
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Horatio: We are still missing a component: the Action Switch isn't here.
.Speed: We covered that scene on our hands and knees, we covered it all.^ Speed : We covered that scene on our hands and knees, we covered it all.
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.Horatio: [Giving Speed a serious stare] Let me say it again: it's not here!^ JenWhoHasAbrain - October 28th, 2009 at 3:03 am Let me say that I consider myself a conservative but I can’t just fall in with the analysis here.
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Horatio: There are no other crime scenes in Miami today.^ Now, i wouldnt say that i would stop watching csi miami after all there are still ryan, horatio and natalia but still without eric, calleigh will crash..
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Horatio Caine, a former homicide detective, heads a group of investigators who work crimes amid the steamy, tropical surroundings and cultural crossroads of Miami.
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^ Meanwhile, Calleigh fears she can no longer remain a CSI after a man holds a gun to her head while she was examining a crime scene.
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.Horatio: The victims were decoys, he's after the Bomb Squad.^ Horatio : The victims were decoys, he's after the Bomb Squad.
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^ The bomb explodes, killing a bomb squad officer, Al, who is Horatio's friend.
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^ Now, Horatio and the bomb squad must work to defuse the mine before it detonates.
  • Watch CSI: Miami Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Megan: You miss it, don't you?^ Megan : You miss it, don't you?
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^ Don't miss these deals, quality, quick response, value - thank you!!
  • David Caruso CSI Miami Horatio Caine Reprint Photo 8x10 on eBay (end time 15-Feb-10 21:10:43 GMT) 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC cgi.ebay.co.uk [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Speed : Hey, Megan, did you miss me?
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.Being on the front lines.^ Being on the front lines.
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.Horatio: The simple answer is no.^ Horatio : The simple answer is no.
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.Megan: I saw you out there.^ Megan : I saw you out there.
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^ Curt : [about to be arrested] You don't want your lab's dirty laundry out there, do you?
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^ Do you have any idea how many people are out there living happy, healthy lives because of me?
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.Why leave something you're good at?^ Why leave something you're good at?
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^ Stephanie : Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
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^ So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.
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.Horatio: You ever bet on a horse race?^ Horatio : You ever bet on a horse race?
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^ Horatio Caine : Yeah, I bet you those chained exit doors were grandfathered in, too, huh?
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.Megan: Life's enough of a gamble.^ Megan : Life's enough of a gamble.
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.Horatio: Some horses run better in a harness--and the science is my discipline.^ Horatio : Some horses run better in a harness--and the science is my discipline.
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.Megan: Horatio, what are you doing?^ Megan : Horatio, what are you doing?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Horatio: I'm giving Al's wife his wedding ring back.
Megan: That's evidence.
Horatio: I know that.
.Megan: You can't just give it away!^ Megan : You can't just give it away!
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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.Horatio: I'm not giving it away.^ Horatio : I'm not giving it away.
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I'm givin' it back.

.Calleigh: French lace.^ Calleigh : French lace.
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From the window at the Moreno house. .It's also used in high-end toupees.^ It's also used in high-end toupees.
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.Gives a more natural look to the hair line.^ Gives a more natural look to the hair line.
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.Speed: Lace on a rug?^ Speed : Lace on a rug?
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Calleigh: Mmm-hmm.
.Speed: Well, shoot me if it comes to that.^ Speed : Well, shoot me if it comes to that.
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Wet Foot/Dry Foot (1.03)

.Coast Guard: What kind of boat are you looking for?^ Coast Guard : What kind of boat are you looking for?
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.Speed: The kind that has blood in it!^ Speed : The kind that has blood in it!
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Horatio: Speed!
Speed: Yeah!
.Horatio: What does it say on the stern?^ Horatio : What does it say on the stern?
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Speed: Luna Nueva. Moon New.
Eric: It's "New Moon."

.Calleigh: [To Eric.] ...And no midnight tiptoe.^ And no midnight tiptoe.
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.Calleigh: Why didn’t he just sand the number all the way down?^ His romance was just beginning with Calleigh why couldn’t they just take it all the way.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Just down what rabbit hole has all of the negative feedback over the years gone?
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Three, I think I speak for all of us, why are you sitting on your butt, on the computer, on this site commenting about this just to put all of us down?
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Speed: I dunno, maybe it’s a guy thing.
.Calleigh: What, they’ll add-on or cover up but they won’t mess with the chassis?^ Reply MM says: November 18, 2009 at 2:54 pm Too bad they messed that team up by “hooking up” the characters-that’s soapy!!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They are just messing up all of the shows.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ With Speed, Alexx, Tara, and now ERIC! And they totally got my hopes up for Calleigh and Eric!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Speed: You know what, you’re scaring me.^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Speed : You're kidding me.
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.Eric: Like Capone’s vault… empty.^ Eric : Like Capone’s vault… empty.
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.Horatio: Those are your eyes talking.^ Horatio : Those are your eyes talking.
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^ Horatio must try to find the evidence to bring justice to those responsible, though there may be more to the case than meets the eye.
  • Watch CSI: Miami Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Look harder.
.Eric: Kind of like going to the bathroom...^ Eric : Kind of like going to the bathroom...
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^ Eric : Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You can never wipe enough.

.Horatio: Are you going to rebut everything I say?^ C- If you don't mind me asking...is everything ok with you and Horatio?
  • CSI: Miami Community Message Board - CBS.com 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.upn.com [Source type: General]

^ Reply Tonnee says: December 16, 2009 at 11:51 am I agree with everything you said.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply Mizz E says: October 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm Say what you will, but Eric, Callie, and Horatio all made CSI Miami what it was.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Diaz: Yes.
Horatio: Excellent.

Just One Kiss (1.04)

.Hamilton: You said our entire genetic make-up is in one cell...^ Hamilton : You said our entire genetic make-up is in one cell...
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This means that you are solely and entirely responsible for the consequences of all Postings that you upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available via the Site.
  • CSI: Miami - Lab Fight | SPIKE 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ Calleigh : All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

how do we escape that?
.Horatio: Your family?^ Horatio : Your family?
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.You stop procreating.^ You stop procreating.
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.Megan: Thin epidermis, lots of blood vessels and the sebaceous glands are separate from the hair follicles.^ Megan : Thin epidermis, lots of blood vessels and the sebaceous glands are separate from the hair follicles.
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.We're talking penis-- tore off.^ We're talking penis-- tore off.
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Speed: Ouch.
.Megan: You might want to get a good hold of yourself.^ Megan : You might want to get a good hold of yourself.
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^ There was a chance that this might fail--and I didn't want that for you.
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Speed: Why?
.Megan: Still have to chop it up; confirm it's Paul's.^ Megan : Still have to chop it up; confirm it's Paul's.
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Speed: Oh...

Ashes To Ashes (1.05)

Speed: The last time I was in church was when Kurt Cobain died.

Speed: What d'you got?
.Eric: A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant.^ Eric : A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Beat that?
Speed: Yeah. .I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.^ I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.
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Eric: Not bad.
Speed: Not bad?
Eric: Not bad.
.Speed: It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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^ Speed : It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.
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^ Speed : You're kidding me.
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.Megan: Boys and their measuring sticks.^ Megan : Boys and their measuring sticks.
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.Horatio: Here is what we're gonna do.^ Horatio : Here is what we're gonna do.
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^ Horatio : [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
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^ Horatio : Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.^ Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
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^ Horatio : [To Jeffrey Douglas] Before you go...I wanted to...show you...a photograph.
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.Eric: Artie's Adult Playground?^ Eric : Artie's Adult Playground?
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.Horatio: You know Artie?^ Horatio : But you know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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^ Eric : Do you know Artie?
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.Eric: Do you know Artie?^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Eric : You know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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.Horatio: Just go to the address, Eric.^ Horatio : Just go to the address, Eric.
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^ Horatio : Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
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^ I’m assuming it’s meant to mirror horatio/eric but it’s just not working.
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.Megan: Who would want to kill a priest?^ Megan : Who would want to kill a priest?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now, Horatio is out to bring justice to those who killed his friend, which worries Megan, as she believes he’s too emotionally attached to the case.
  • Watch CSI: Miami Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Horatio: Nowadays...anyone.^ Horatio : Nowadays...anyone.
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.Horatio: [To Jeffrey Douglas] Before you go...I wanted to...show you...a photograph.^ Ryan : [to Horatio, explaining what he's done] I didn't interfere with an investigation,...I simply slowed it down,.....I'm willing to go before any review board!
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^ Calleigh : So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB? Speedle : It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
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^ Horatio : [to Julia] I want you to take this and go to a safe place.
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Take a look at that. .Do you know who that is?^ Do you know who that is?
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^ Horatio : Agent Wynn, I don't know who you are, or who you work for, but if you ever contact Marisol again, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That's your daughter. This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday, had you not killed her and her mother. .Know this, my friend.^ Know this, my friend.
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^ Clavo : You know what, my friend?
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.Every year on this child's birthday, I am going to haunt you.^ Every year on this child's birthday, I am going to haunt you.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I am going to be all over you till I get what I need to put you in jail.^ Adam we are all going to miss you.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I am going to be all over you till I get what I need to put you in jail.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
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Understand? .[Douglas stares at Horatio and says nothing] Do you understand what I'm saying?^ Horatio : You say she married for love?
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^ [Douglas stares at Horatio and says nothing] Do you understand what I'm saying?
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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.Horatio: Okay, I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.^ Horatio : I need you to tell me.
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^ Horatio : You have no idea.
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^ Horatio : And that's what you want me to tell her parents?
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.Eric: [Chuckles.] Okay, how do you know that, though?^ Eric : You okay, Wolfe?
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^ Eric : You know what?
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^ Eric : You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.
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.Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?^ Horatio : Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
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.Horatio: Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.^ Horatio : Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.
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^ Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
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Delko: What is it?
.Horatio: More importantly, what was it?^ Horatio : More importantly, what was it?
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Broken (1.06)

.Law Student: Excuse me.^ Law Student : Excuse me.
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.Speed: Yeah, can I help you?^ Speed : Yeah, can I help you?
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^ Speed : You need some help?
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^ Speed : Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.
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Law Student: Look, I'm a third-year law student from U. of M.
Speed: Congratulations.
.Law Student: And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here.^ Law Student : And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here.
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^ Cooper : Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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^ You want to know why we keep getting E.coli strains here?
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Eric: You know what?^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Eric : You know what?
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^ Eric : Do you know Artie?
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.You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else.^ You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else.
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^ But, I think you will like it.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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.So why don't you get back in line for me, okay?^ So why don't you get back in line for me, okay?
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^ Finally, why don’t you take a course on being nice and respecting people’s opinions.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Thank you.

[About the playground for children the murder occurred at.]
.Horatio: This place is a buffet for these creeps.^ Horatio : This place is a buffet for these creeps.
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[To an impatient man about him being allowed to leave the scene]
.Speed: No, no, you can't.^ [To an impatient man about him being allowed to leave the scene] Speed : No, no, you can't.
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.You know why?^ You know why?
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^ Horatio : You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
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^ You want to know why we keep getting E.coli strains here?
  • Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » ‘CSI: Miami’ Attacks ObamaCare Apostate 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC bighollywood.breitbart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Because now you're a suspect, so go ahead and get comfortable.^ You're ahead of the curve.
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^ You're going to wait for the cops!
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Because now you're a suspect, so go ahead and get comfortable.
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Legally. [man walks away] (to himself) Jackass.

Breathless (1.07)

Speed: Hey, Megan, did you miss me?
.Eric: She actually forgot your name.^ Eric : Your name is not Tim Speedle.
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^ Eric : She actually forgot your name.
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.Calleigh: Do you believe her story?^ Calleigh : Do you believe her story?
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^ Calleigh : So you believe the Professor, that someone stole his car and then ever so kindly put it back?
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^ Calleigh : I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.
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.Horatio: I don't know...^ Horatio : I don't know...
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^ Horatio : Agent Wynn, I don't know who you are, or who you work for, but if you ever contact Marisol again, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
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.I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.^ I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.
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^ Eric : You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.
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^ Horatio : [not impressed] Your offer is meaningless, just like you.
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.Calleigh: Personally, leather chaps, nothing else.^ Calleigh : Personally, leather chaps, nothing else.
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.[Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.^ [Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.
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Horatio: I know.

.Eric: So we have a murder weapon and a suspect.^ Eric : So we have a murder weapon and a suspect.
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^ Eric : I found the murder weapon.
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What have you got?
.Speed: [Holding up a pair of large purple panties.] I have a murder weapon of a different sort.^ I have a murder weapon of a different sort.
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^ Speed : [Holding up a pair of large purple panties.
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.Alexx: Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue...^ Alexx : Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue...
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Members only."^ Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Members only."
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, they’ve never found a full time replacement for Khandi Alexander and they only have the four main criminalists anyway, so the addition of a new cast member doesn’t mean Adios to Delko (I hope) .
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Slaughterhouse (1.08)

.Horatio: Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.^ Horatio : Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.
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^ Horatio : About half as much as two.
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^ Horatio : No, but it makes you my family.
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.Tim: You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.^ Calleigh : They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
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^ Tim : You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.
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^ You know that I trust you with my life.
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.Delko: How short?^ Delko : How short?
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.Just short or miles away?^ Just short or miles away?
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^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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.Horatio: You used boiled noodles.^ Horatio : You used boiled noodles.
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^ Horatio : Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
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^ Horatio : Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.
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.Calleigh: For brain spatter it’s either that or oysters.^ Calleigh : For brain spatter it’s either that or oysters.
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Kill Zone (1.09)

.Horatio: So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?^ Horatio : So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Three, I think I speak for all of us, why are you sitting on your butt, on the computer, on this site commenting about this just to put all of us down?
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^ Horatio : Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
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.Calleigh: Hot flashes...^ Calleigh : [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?
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^ Calleigh : Hot flashes...
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but that's just me.

.Horatio: Nice work.^ Horatio : Nice work.
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Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?
.Calleigh: I don't look good in all black.^ Have you considered a transfer to SWAT? Calleigh : I don't look good in all black.
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.Horatio: I beg to differ.^ Horatio : I beg to differ.
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Horatio: Boom. Boom. Boom. .And that's called the Kill Zone.^ And that's called the Kill Zone.
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.Calleigh: No messing around, just clean and deadly.^ Calleigh : No messing around, just clean and deadly.
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.Sniper: Don't you wanna know why?^ Why don’t you all pay attention to things that really matter?
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^ Finally, why don’t you take a course on being nice and respecting people’s opinions.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Horatio: You just killed four innocent people.^ Horatio : She left you with a motive to kill her.
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^ Horatio : You just killed four innocent people.
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^ Horatio : So in order to convince her you killed her.
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.You're evil.^ You're evil.
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.You enjoy death.^ You enjoy death.
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.I hope you enjoy your own.^ You are causing your own downfall!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hope you enjoy your own.
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^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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A Horrible Mind (1.10)

.Speed: Why anyone needs to prove that evil exists is beyond me.^ Speed : Why anyone needs to prove that evil exists is beyond me.
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^ Speed : Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl?
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.Teresa: Had I known that it was all a test, that he never meant the things he said, I would never have snapped…but I’m glad he’s dead.^ Teresa : Had I known that it was all a test, that he never meant the things he said, I would never have snapped…but I’m glad he’s dead.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Horatio: After 6 hours of torture, I’ll bet he is, too.^ Horatio : After 6 hours of torture, I’ll bet he is, too.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Camp Fear (1.11)

.Horatio: A present for you, from Alexx.^ Horatio : You have an ID on him, Alexx?
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^ Horatio : A present for you, from Alexx.
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^ Horatio : You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing!
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.Calleigh: Nasal mucus.^ Calleigh : Nasal mucus.
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.And it isn't even my birthday.^ And it isn't even my birthday.
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.Calleigh: Leech saliva...^ Calleigh : Leech saliva...
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.Alexx: Medical marvel, you know.^ Alexx : Medical marvel, you know.
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^ Horatio : You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing!
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.It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.^ It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
.Alexx: Well, not quite.^ Alexx : Well, not quite.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...^ Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Unlike you we don’t have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Entrance Wound (1.12)

.Calleigh: You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when Grandma's kiss links you to the scene!^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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^ Calleigh : You know what?
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^ Calleigh : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.
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.Eric: The average person's reaction time from sensation, perception through response is 1.5 seconds.^ Eric : The average person's reaction time from sensation, perception through response is 1.5 seconds.
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.Calleigh: How do you know that?^ Calleigh : You know what?
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ How did you know that?
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.Delko: Auto insurance studies.^ Delko : Auto insurance studies.
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Bunk (1.13)

Old Guy (Mr. Reins): Betty and I had a very healthy sexual relationship. .She was not afraid to try new things.^ She was not afraid to try new things.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Calleigh: ...Back to the question, Mr. Reins.

.Calleigh: And those guys gave up their clothes way too easily...^ Calleigh : And those guys gave up their clothes way too easily...
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^ Calleigh : So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?
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Eric: Yeah, that's never good...

.Speed: Crisis averted.^ Speed : Crisis averted.
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.Horatio: Tell that to his widow.^ Horatio : Tell that to his widow.
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Alexx: 93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM.
.Calleigh: Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.^ Alexx : 93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM. Calleigh : Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.
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.Alexx: Your job, honey.^ Alexx : Your job, honey.
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^ Alexx : Now, honey, I can't do all your work for you.
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.Mine begins with death.^ Mine begins with death.
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.Speed: But didn't we already do that with the print in the glove?^ Speed : But didn't we already do that with the print in the glove?
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.Horatio: Yes, we did.^ Horatio : Yes, we did.
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.But like my old man says: "You don't have a backup, you don't have a plan."^ I have never liked Mr. Wolf, still don’t, and out of all of the characters, Mr. Wolf could go and not be missed in my opinion.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply jallen says: November 19, 2009 at 3:57 pm I don’t agree with you at all.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply SexyBowLegs says: November 9, 2009 at 10:37 pm The note said something like I’m here if you need me or I’m always here for you…something like that.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Speed: Smart guy.^ Speed : Smart guy.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Forced Entry (1.14)

.Detective Bernstein: No signs of forced entry.^ Detective Bernstein : No signs of forced entry.
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.Horatio Caine: Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.^ Horatio Caine : Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Dead Woman Walking (1.15)

.Eric: I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.^ Eric : I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
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.Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...^ Speed : So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
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^ Speed : Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it.
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^ Speed : I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV. Officer Everhart : I have brush guards on my SUV. Speed : And how many times have you gone off-road?
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.Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!^ Eric : Yeah, or permanently screwed!
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Belle King: Did you know Horatio was the first CSI?
Horatio: He was... the what?
.Belle King: In Hamlet.^ Belle King : In Hamlet.
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When Hamlet was poisoned and dying, he asked his best friend Horatio to tell the world who murdered him.

Evidence Of Things Unseen (1.16)

.Horatio: I've one more question for you.^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Horatio : I've one more question for you.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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.Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife?^ Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife?
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^ Tripp : Tell me again where you mislaid your wife?
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^ You took her life, now we're going to take yours.
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.Suspect: Are you kidding?^ Suspect : Are you kidding?
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^ Suspect : Are you kidding me?
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I don't even have health insurance.

.Horatio: You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.^ Unfortunately, your home computer may cause some glitches that effect how you see our Site -- and that is beyond our control.
  • CSI: Miami - Lab Fight | SPIKE 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

.Tripp: The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore.^ Tripp : The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Horatio: She's also a human being.
.Tripp: And now she's a corpse.^ Tripp : And now she's a corpse.
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Horatio: The husband is dead... the wife is dead...
.Tripp: The Russian's dead.^ Tripp : The Russian's dead.
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Horatio: Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler.

Simple Man (1.17)

.Hagen: [About Horatio] I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking.^ Hagen : [About Horatio] I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking.
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^ [Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.
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^ [Horatio and Rick have just finished talking to Ron Saris about the pool death] .
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.Calleigh: Well, that's why I'm walking it with him.^ If this is the case, why does the team need to search for him?, isn’t he with Calleigh?
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ B) He’s missing because Calleigh didn’t shoot him really super badly I think, so he walks away from the car accident.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Calleigh: [Walking into the Gun Vault, with a sigh.] Be still, my heart.^ Calleigh : [Walking into the Gun Vault, with a sigh.
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^ Be still, my heart.
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^ Sure, Calleigh has very good talent as well as Ryan, but Delko seemed to put his heart and soul into that series.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dispo Day (1.18)

.Horatio: How do you feel?^ Horatio : How do you feel?
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^ Horatio : How civic-minded of you.
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^ Horatio : So, how does it feel?
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Calleigh: Like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee.

.Horatio: This cocaine did not come from Haiti.^ Horatio : This cocaine did not come from Haiti.
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.Speed: Not unless Haiti is in the middle of our crime lab.^ Speed : Not unless Haiti is in the middle of our crime lab.
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.Horatio: [About the polygraph test.] They ask about your girlfriend?^ Horatio : [About the polygraph test.
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^ They ask about your girlfriend?
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^ Horatio : Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.
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.Eric: H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Eric : Do you know Artie?
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^ Eric : You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
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.Horatio: No girlfriend this week?^ Horatio : No girlfriend this week?
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.Eric: The car is stolen.^ Eric : The car is stolen.
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Calleigh: Based on?
.Eric: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.^ Eric : Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.
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.Horatio: Hey, Jack.^ Horatio : Hey, Jack.
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.You miss being a real cop?^ You miss being a real cop?
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.Jack Seeger: You're just full of 'em today, aren't you?^ Jack Seeger : Duquesne, you're up.
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^ Jack Seeger : You're just full of 'em today, aren't you?
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^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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.Horatio: You have no idea.^ Horatio : You have no idea.
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^ Horatio : He took your idea, and then you took his life.
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^ Horatio : I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
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Calleigh: So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?
.Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.^ Calleigh : So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB? Speedle : It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
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.Paul Tomassi: [Watching Delko smash expensive tile.] Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?^ Paul Tomassi : [Watching Delko smash expensive tile.
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^ Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?
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^ You should check with your carrier to find out what plans your carrier offers and how much the plans cost.
  • CSI: Miami - Lab Fight | SPIKE 10 February 2010 12:51 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

.Horatio: About half as much as two.^ Horatio : About half as much as two.
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^ Horatio : Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.
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^ Tripp : [About two witnesses who are talking too much.
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.Reporter Enrique Rayas: You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths.^ Reporter Enrique Rayas : You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths.
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^ Horatio : You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.
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^ I care that in the last 3 years there have been upwords of 20 child abuse or neglect cases that resulted in the death of the child and many more that we don’t know about.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?^ You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ I believe there are so few shows we the viewers can look forward to seeing every week, why take that away when you have a winning combination and great ratings.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Tripp: Yeah.

Tripp: Saw your friend out front. Guy thinks he's Tom Brokaw.
Horatio: If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness.

.Jack Seeger: Duquesne, you're up.^ Agent Cole : Miss Duquesne, you're up.
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^ Jack Seeger : Duquesne, you're up.
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^ So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.
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.Calleigh: I've got one more knock-and-talk and then I'm all yours.^ Calleigh : I've got one more knock-and-talk and then I'm all yours.
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^ Calleigh : All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
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^ To me if you make them leave then do not bring them back to the show all your doing is making one a time view better.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jack Seeger: Don't make me call Lieutenant Caine.^ Jack Seeger : Don't make me call Lieutenant Caine.
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^ Calleigh : I wouldn't make my Lieutenant take a call from you.
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.Calleigh: I wouldn't make my Lieutenant take a call from you.^ Calleigh : You took my class.
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^ Calleigh : Can you be my bodyguard?
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^ Calleigh : I wouldn't make my Lieutenant take a call from you.
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Double Cap (1.19)

.Eric: Hey, there's no way you're getting out of processing this hotel room with me.^ And get me a mojito while you're in there!
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^ Megan : I saw you out there.
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^ You're getting' up there, Ramon.
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.Speed: Why would I try to do that?^ Speed : Why would I try to do that?
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^ Speed : So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?
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^ Speed : Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl?
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.I love hotel rooms.^ I love hotel rooms.
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.Body fluids everywhere.^ Body fluids everywhere.
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.Speed: Got some porn here...^ Speed : Got some porn here...
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.Eric: Get out of here.^ Eric : Get out of here.
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A girl that hot? .Guy had to be a Viagra case.^ Guy had to be a Viagra case.
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.Speed: So the suspect is probably over forty.^ Speed : So the suspect is probably over forty.
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.Calleigh: Sometimes it's difficult to have family.^ Calleigh : Sometimes it's difficult to have family.
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.Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.^ Horatio : Sometimes it's more difficult not to.
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.Jimmy Fukes: You're not going to be able to prove a thing.^ You're going to wait for the cops!
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^ Jimmy Fukes : You're not going to be able to prove a thing.
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^ You're going to be okay, Jolene.
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Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI.

Grave Young Men (1.20)

.Horatio: It's not important what people say about us.^ Horatio : It's not important what people say about us.
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^ Reply Bob says: October 3, 2009 at 9:26 am Can people please stop complaining about characters leaving shows.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hagen : [About Horatio] I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking.
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.It's only important what we know to be true about ourselves.^ It's only important what we know to be true about ourselves.
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.Allison: People get smothered by pillows...accidentally.^ Allison : People get smothered by pillows...accidentally.
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.Allison: Yes, I pressed the pillow against his face.^ Allison : Yes, I pressed the pillow against his face.
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.No, I didn't kill him.^ No, I didn't kill him.
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He did, however, have an orgasm.

Spring Break (1.21)

.Calleigh: [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?^ Calleigh : You took my class.
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^ Calleigh : Can you be my bodyguard?
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^ Calleigh : [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?
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[Speed is processing a crime scene at the beach]]
.Speed: Sir, can you read the yellow tape there?^ Speed : Sir, can you read the yellow tape there?
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.It says 'Crime Scene.'^ It says 'Crime Scene.'
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.Ted: Hey, I got a permit to be here.^ Ted : Hey, I got a permit to be here.
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.Speed: Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!^ Speed : Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!
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^ Ted : Woah, wait a minute-- Speed : I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
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^ Speed : Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.
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.Ted: Yeah, that's right.^ Ted : Yeah, that's right.
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From Parks and Rec.
.Speed: [Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.^ Horatio : And that's what you want me to tell her parents?
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^ Speed : [Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.
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^ Speed : Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass, and have you spend the night in lockup, with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
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Ted: Woah, wait a minute--
.Speed: I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.^ Speed : Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!
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^ [Speed is processing a crime scene at the beach]] .
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^ Ted : Woah, wait a minute-- Speed : I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
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.Ted: You misunderstood me.^ Ted : You misunderstood me.
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.Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass, and have you spend the night in lockup, with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.^ Adam we are all going to miss you.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Three, I think I speak for all of us, why are you sitting on your butt, on the computer, on this site commenting about this just to put all of us down?
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ To me if you make them leave then do not bring them back to the show all your doing is making one a time view better.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ted: You know what, man, maybe I should just ah, wait, until you're finished.^ Suspect : "You’re a dead man" is just an expression.
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^ Ted : You know what, man, maybe I should just ah, wait, until you're finished.
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^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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.Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted.^ Speed : That's a capital idea, Ted.
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[Eric and Calleigh at hotel; Eric has just pulled out a victim]
Eric: Cute girls.
.Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.^ Calleigh : Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
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^ Calleigh : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.
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^ Calleigh : They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
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.Eric: Yeah, What did they say?^ Eric : Yeah, What did they say?
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^ Eric : You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
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^ Eric : Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.
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.Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.^ Calleigh : They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
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^ Calleigh : Actually, we want you to do it.
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^ Calleigh : You know what?
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.Horatio: Jon, this guy stinks.^ Horatio : Jon, this guy stinks.
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Dr. Jon Grizel: Well, maybe, Horatio - but the courts only care how the evidence smells.

Tinder Box (1.22)

.Quentin Haid: The club was grandfathered in--built pre-code.^ Quentin Haid : The club was grandfathered in--built pre-code.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Horatio Caine: Yeah, I bet you those chained exit doors were grandfathered in, too, huh?^ Horatio Caine : Yeah, I bet you those chained exit doors were grandfathered in, too, huh?
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^ Horatio : You ever bet on a horse race?
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^ Horatio : Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.
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Quentin Haid: What'd you expect me to do? People were sneaking in.
.Horatio Caine: And dying to get out.^ Horatio Caine : And dying to get out.
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^ It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
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^ Stetler : My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.
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Freaks And Tweaks (1.23)

.Eric: Two disposable cameras.^ Eric : Two disposable cameras.
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More pictures…
.Speed: More porn!^ More pictures… Speed : More porn!
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.Eric: I won't be taking this to one-hour photo!^ Eric : I won't be taking this to one-hour photo!
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.Calleigh: Aren't you supposed to be off this case?^ Calleigh : Aren't you supposed to be off this case?
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^ Calleigh : [entering the morgue] You know I'm not supposed to be down here.
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.Alexx: Joan's got the report.^ Alexx : Joan's got the report.
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.Can't help it if I can read upside-down.^ Can't help it if I can read upside-down.
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.Alexx: You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?^ Reply jennifer says: November 4, 2009 at 11:43 am i am devastated the delko is off the show but it doesnt say why he left or even if he got cast off whats going on?
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Calleigh: I'm a lawyer's daughter. .I don't ask a question I have the answer to.^ I don't ask a question I have the answer to.
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.Horatio: [To the tweakers.] Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please.^ Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please.
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Left hand.
.Tripp: [To one of the tweakers.] Your other left hand, Scruffy.^ Your other left hand, Scruffy.
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^ Tripp : [To one of the tweakers.
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Body Count (1.24)

.Hank Kerner: This ain't over, bitch.^ Hank Kerner : This ain't over, bitch.
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'll be seeing you.
Calleigh: Well, you know what the thing is, Hank, it doesn't really matter if you do, because even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place, and if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice and it keeps saying over and over, "you." You and your bullets. .You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.^ You're going to wait for the cops!
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^ You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.
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^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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.Hagen: You know Hank Kerner, our fugitive.^ Hagen : You know Hank Kerner, our fugitive.
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^ Ryan : You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD. Eric : [Grins.
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^ Hagen : You know she stabbed him eight times?
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Calleigh: Yeah. .We've been through two hung juries together, it's not like we're picking out china.^ We’ve all been waiting for too long for these two to get together.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Calleigh: [As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?^ Calleigh : [As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?
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^ Horatio : So, how does it feel?
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^ Eric : Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
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Hagen: Will you stay with Speedle tonight? Or Delko?
Calleigh: Actually, I'm gonna stay here.
Hagen: Then I'm gonna stay with you.
.Calleigh: OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.^ Calleigh : OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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.Hagen: Crystal-clear.^ Hagen : Crystal-clear.
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.Stewart Otis: I will get out.^ Stewart Otis : I will get out.
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It's my nature.
.Horatio: And I'll be waiting.^ Horatio : And I'll be waiting.
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That's my nature.

.Speed: One man's family album is another man's porn.^ Speed : One man's family album is another man's porn.
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Speed: Where were you? I called you three times.
.Eric: Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh...a little busy.^ Eric : Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh...a little busy.
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Speed: Yeah?
.Eric: Didn't want to be interrupted.^ Eric : Didn't want to be interrupted.
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Speed: Busy with the left hand?
Eric: Funny.

.Speed: One minute, you're running the world, and the next, you're in a six-by-six.^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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^ Speed : You're kidding me.
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^ Speed : One minute, you're running the world, and the next, you're in a six-by-six.
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Season 2

Blood Brothers (2.01)

Eric (To Speed, holding a dead rat): Hey! Check this out. .How did that get from your apartment to there is what I want to know...^ How did that get from your apartment to there is what I want to know...
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^ How did you know that?
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^ Ryan : You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
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.Speed: Yeah, that's funny.^ Speed : Yeah, that's funny.
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.Clavo Cruz: You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!^ I'm gonna catch you doing something...
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^ Clavo Cruz : You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!
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^ Clavo Cruz : You're threatening me, Caine?
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.Horatio: But you know what?^ Horatio : But you know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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^ Horatio : You know what that is, Susie?
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I'm gonna catch you doing something...
.Clavo Cruz: You're threatening me, Caine?^ Clavo Cruz : You're threatening me, Caine?
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^ Clavo Cruz : You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!
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Horatio: That's not a threat. That's a guarantee!

Dead Zone (2.02)

.Speed: Are you a religious man?^ Speed : Are you a religious man?
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^ Speed : You got Tourette's or something, man?
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^ [To an impatient man about him being allowed to leave the scene] Speed : No, no, you can't.
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Horatio: After a fashion.

Hard Time (2.03)

.Eric: The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner!^ Eric : The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner!
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.Speed: You got Tourette's or something, man?^ Speed : Are you a religious man?
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^ Speed : You got Tourette's or something, man?
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^ You could learn something from this man, Pop--he never gives up!
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Calleigh: And the dead girl wasn't dead

Death Grip (2.04)

.Horatio: I'm the fiber king.^ Horatio : I'm the fiber king.
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[Calleigh and Speed are watching a "hot" video tape, strictly for business purposes.]
.Speed: Well, that's different.^ Speed : Well, that's different.
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Calleigh: Someone's been doing yoga.
.Co-worker: You guys have a stapler?^ Co-worker : You guys have a stapler?
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.Calleigh: No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes.^ Calleigh : No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.
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.Do you want us to burn you a copy?^ Do you want us to burn you a copy?
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.Jake Grant, a journalist: It's a list of names...^ Jake Grant, a journalist : It's a list of names...
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Horatio: Yes. .In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.^ In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.
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^ Speed : [Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.
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.Jake Grant: What's your point?^ Jake Grant : What's your point?
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.Horatio: What's my point?^ Horatio : What's my point?
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.Make it your next story!^ Make it your next story!
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.Calleigh: So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car.^ Calleigh : So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car.
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^ And, No, in answer to your question…Delko is NOT with Calleigh…cuz in the last episode, “Seeing Red” which I guess you didn’t see, Eric was missing…he was not at the scene of the crashed car that he’d been driving and Calleigh was wondering where he was and asking Horatio about him!
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It's not exactly subtle...
.Speed: Neither is murder.^ Speed : Neither is murder.
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.Eric: If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes...^ Eric : If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes...
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^ Eric : Calleigh, I wanted to thank you.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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no offense.
.Calleigh: None taken, my eyes are green.^ Calleigh : None taken, my eyes are green.
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[Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.]
Calleigh: Okay! Bye! Keep me posted!

The Best Defense (2.05)

.Speed: Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else.^ Speed : Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else.
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^ Come On you guy’s what are you all thinking he help make the show .
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^ Come on you put these people together for a reason.
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Eric: So this is your hangout, Speed.
.Speed: You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that?^ But, I think you will like it.
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^ Sounds to me like YOU need to get a life and grow up.
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^ Three, I think I speak for all of us, why are you sitting on your butt, on the computer, on this site commenting about this just to put all of us down?
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.Because you're really very funny.^ Because you're really very funny.
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^ Speed : Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it.
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^ Don't let him fool you, we're all very excited to have you back here.
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.Calleigh: Angelo's got nice taste in cars.^ Calleigh : Angelo's got nice taste in cars.
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.Speed: Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.^ Speed : Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.
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^ Speed : Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass, and have you spend the night in lockup, with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
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^ Ted : Woah, wait a minute-- Speed : I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
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.Eric: According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing.^ Eric : According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing.
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.Speed: I wonder if he tied up his horse.^ Speed : I wonder if he tied up his horse.
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Hagen: You know she stabbed him eight times?
.Eric: Yeah, you've told me that eight times.^ Eric : Yeah, you've told me that eight times.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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^ Thugg-G : Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
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Hurricane Anthony (2.06)

.Calleigh: Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.^ Calleigh : You know what?
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Calleigh : Do you know her friend's name?
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If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
.Eric: [smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.^ Why leave something you're good at?
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^ Calleigh : [jokingly] You missed out.
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^ Calleigh : You bragging or d'you have something for me?
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Calleigh: [smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
Speed: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.

.Speed: [Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...^ You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
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^ Speed : [Carrying two heavy boxes.
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.Eric: I figured you could use the exercise.^ Eric : I figured you could use the exercise.
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^ Eric : You could say that.
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^ Eric : Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.
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It's good for you.
.Speed: Thank you.^ Speed : Thank you.
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Speed: Well, assumption is the mother of disaster...

.Delko: Got a category 2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident.^ Delko : Got a category 2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident.
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What's up with Dispatch?
.Speed: They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.^ Speed : They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
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^ Everytime they have taken one of them off the show it’s beenharder to watch each time.
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^ Speed : We'll take a fake one and a location.
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.Delko: I'd hate to see what a category 4 looks like.^ Delko : I'd hate to see what a category 4 looks like.
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.Speed: So would Dispatch.^ Speed : So would Dispatch.
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.Horatio: So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?^ Horatio : So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?
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Horatio: ... .We also found blood inside your car.^ We also found blood inside your car.
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.Suspect: [pause] You found blood?^ Suspect : [pause] You found blood?
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Horatio: Yeah. Your blood. .So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.^ If you look at tv these day’s there is no real show anymore that can compete with all CSI’s and some of the other show’s that have been on for awhile.
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^ I am happy that he did not hook up with Caleigh she is no good for him They should bring Jake back and him and Caleigh should hook up again.
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Grand Prix (2.07)

.Ernest Mansfield: [To Horatio.] What are you, a shoe salesman?^ Ernest Mansfield : [To Horatio.
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^ What are you, a shoe salesman?
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.Shoo, you're boring me!^ Shoo, you're boring me!
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John Leary: Like I said, accidents happen.
.Horatio: That's quite true, but so...^ Horatio : That's quite true, but so...
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so does murder.

[Eric and Speed are searching for evidence]'
.Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...^ Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
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^ Eric Delko Scrutineers.
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.Tim Speedle [cutting him off] What'd you say?^ Tim Speedle [cutting him off] What'd you say?
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^ Reply SexyBowLegs says: November 9, 2009 at 10:54 pm I agree, it was really hard to keep watching after Speedle left…I still miss him!
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^ I mean Emily Procter and Adam Rodriguez might break up in real life if you kick him off!!
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.Eric Delko Scrutineers.^ Eric Delko Scrutineers.
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^ Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
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.That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.^ That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
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.Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.^ Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.
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^ Tim : You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.
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^ Horatio : You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.
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Big Brother (2.08)

.Horatio: Killer just made his second mistake.^ But when a second person is killed in her home, Horatio suspects that he may be dealing with a serial killer who targets his victims only at night.
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Yelina: What was his first?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.

.Horatio: [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.^ Horatio : What else did you take?
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^ Horatio : [to Julia] I want you to take this and go to a safe place.
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^ Horatio : And that's what you want me to tell her parents?
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Horatio: You know what that is, Susie?
Susie: An antenna?
.Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.^ Horatio : That...is a gun barrel.
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Bait (2.09)

.Horatio: [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.^ Please go to E!Online and let them know about Eric and Calleigh.
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^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : And you're about to do some more.
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Alexx: An unplanned child.
.Horatio: The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.^ A hand-shaped bruise on her back convinces both Alexx and Horatio that she was murdered.
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^ The mother of Horatio's child surfaces and becomes a prime suspect in her husband's murder.
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^ Horatio and his team search for a murderer who kidnapped a baby and they fear the child may be his next victim.
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Speed: I don't know, dude, but it uh, sounds like motive!

Suspect: She took my job away, took my family. .That bitch left me with nothing!^ That bitch left me with nothing!
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.Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.^ Horatio : She left you with a motive to kill her.
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^ Horatio : So in order to convince her you killed her.
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^ Horatio : I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
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.Calleigh: I heard about our shark girl.^ Calleigh : I heard about our shark girl.
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^ Calleigh : [About the shark on the autopsy table.
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^ Kayle : Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
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Is this her?
.Alexx: Shot, then eaten.^ Alexx : Shot, then eaten.
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That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.

Calleigh: She was pretty.
.Speed: Pretty girl with an ugly job.^ Speed : Pretty girl with an ugly job.
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.Bruno Gomes: I just set the table, okay?^ Bruno Gomes : I just set the table, okay?
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They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!
.Speed: Well, guess what?^ Speed : Well, guess what?
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.You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!^ You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!
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^ A mother loses sight of her daughter Ruthie for a few seconds only later to find that her little girl is now dead at the hand of a pedophile.
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^ Kayle : Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
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.Horatio: Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?^ Horatio : Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?
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.Alexx: Let's see.^ Alexx : Let's see.
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.[She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right.^ [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.
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^ She was bleeding all right.
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Entrance wound, shot at close range. .The shark must have finished what someone else started.^ The shark must have finished what someone else started.
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.Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark.^ Horatio : So we have a different kind of shark.
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.[He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.^ [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.
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Extreme (2.10)

.Horatio: You say she married for love?^ Reply Mizz E says: October 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm Say what you will, but Eric, Callie, and Horatio all made CSI Miami what it was.
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^ Reply Shay says: October 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm You’re right…I love Horatio personally.
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Calleigh: I know. .Wonders never cease.^ Wonders never cease.
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.Speed: She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.^ Speed : She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.
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.Horatio: And he looked back.^ Horatio : And he looked back.
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[About different types of acrylic nails.]
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
.Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.^ Calleigh : Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me.
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^ Calleigh : Well, I would be scared if you did.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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.Rhonda Weber: ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is.^ Rhonda Weber : ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is.
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That's what I give people.
.Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.^ Speed : You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.
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.Alexx: Unreasonable acts are all I see.^ Alexx : Unreasonable acts are all I see.
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Horatio: Amen to that.

.Speed: So, who was supposed to rescue her?^ Speed : So, who was supposed to rescue her?
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.Rhonda Weber: Her boyfriend, Tommy.^ Rhonda Weber : Her boyfriend, Tommy.
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The kidnapping was his gift to her.
.Yelina: How thoughtful.^ Yelina : How thoughtful.
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.Horatio: But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court.^ Horatio : But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court.
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^ Horatio : Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
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^ Horatio : Well how did the pilot get shot?
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You understand?
Eric: Yeah. .But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?^ But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
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Horatio: Carefully.

Complications (2.11)

.Alexx: He was strangled, then dangled.^ Alexx : He was strangled, then dangled.
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.Calleigh: Are you tied up?^ Calleigh : Are you tied up?
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.Eric: Very cute.^ Eric : Very cute.
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.Eric: [To Valera, about Plastic Surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.^ Speed : Looks like skin moisturizer.
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^ Eric : [To Valera, about Plastic Surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.
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^ Eric : Looks like the autopilot was engaged.
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.Doctor: You've never made a mistake, Lieutenant?^ Doctor : You've never made a mistake, Lieutenant?
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^ Ryan : Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted...
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.Horatio: Not one I was forced to bury.^ Horatio : Not one I was forced to bury.
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.Alexx: [Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.] Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."^ Alexx : [Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.
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^ Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."
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Process Server: [Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?
.Speed: He doesn't live here anymore.^ Speed : He doesn't live here anymore.
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.Process Server: Where does he live?^ Process Server : Where does he live?
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Speed: He doesn't.

.Horatio: You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.^ Horatio : You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.
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^ Horatio : I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
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^ Horatio : Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete?
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Witness To Murder (2.12)

.Pete Tolson: Hey, I did that guy a favor!^ Pete Tolson : Hey, I did that guy a favor!
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He was a retard!
Horatio: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? .At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.^ At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.
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^ Megan : You can't just give it away!
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^ Three, I think I speak for all of us, why are you sitting on your butt, on the computer, on this site commenting about this just to put all of us down?
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.^ Alexx : Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
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^ Alexx : Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.
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^ Alexx : You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
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.Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...^ Alexx : Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
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^ Speed : Alexx, we just gave the...
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.Alexx: Timmy, I know.^ Alexx : Timmy, I know.
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.Calleigh: People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.^ Calleigh : People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
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Alexx: Is that true?
Calleigh: Yeah.
.Alexx: Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.^ Alexx : Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
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^ Horatio : [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
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^ Natalia : Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.
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Blood Moon (2.13)

Calleigh: What is that? .Some kind of lotion?^ Some kind of lotion?
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.Speed: Looks like skin moisturizer.^ Speed : Looks like skin moisturizer.
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^ Eric : [To Valera, about Plastic Surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.
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Calleigh: Great! .Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.^ Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.
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Slow Burn (2.14)

.Horatio: [To a suspect] Dale.^ Horatio : [To a suspect] Dale.
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Dale? .Are you a sexual predator?^ Are you a sexual predator?
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.Horatio: Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.^ Horatio : Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.
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^ Horatio : I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
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.Eric: Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Eric : Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.
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^ I have not watched an episode of that show since the season premiere last year and I don’t know if I could watch without Adam on Miami.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Calleigh: I know, your eyes were cooked.^ Calleigh : I know, your eyes were cooked.
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^ Calleigh : You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive.
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[Eric's eyes hurt after surviving a flash fire.]
.Tripp: Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.^ Tripp : Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
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^ Eric : That's the thing, you never have to.
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.Eric: Yeah, I know, Frank.^ Eric : Yeah, I know, Frank.
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^ Horatio : [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
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^ Eric : Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.
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.You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.^ You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.
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[After surviving a flash fire.]
.Alexx: Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.^ Alexx : Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
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^ Eric : Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
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^ It’s happened to soooooo many other good programs and the end up going off the air completely.
  • Adam Rodriguez Leaving CSI: Miami | The TV Remote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC www.thetvremote.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Alexx: Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?^ Alexx : Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?
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^ Yeah, well see, that's the problem, you love crazy until crazy loves you.
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^ Alexx : You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
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Eric: Everybody's a comedian!

.Horatio: So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : You say she married for love?
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^ Horatio : Well, you're in luck.
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.Dale Stahl: Yeah.^ Dale Stahl : Yeah.
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Horatio: And they say that chivalry is dead.

Stalkerazzi (2.15)

[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
.Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.^ Danny Cato (a movie star) : I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
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Horatio: What would that be?
.Danny Cato: The jury.^ Danny Cato : The jury.
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.I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.^ I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
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Horatio: You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.

.Speed: How about a little time sitting in a jail cell?^ Speed : How about a little time sitting in a jail cell?
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^ Speed : Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?
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^ Speed : [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you?
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.Might refresh your memory.^ Might refresh your memory.
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Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
.Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?^ [Horatio is discussing a crime scene with Frank] .
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^ Horatio : Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
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^ Horatio : Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.
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.Horatio: What else did you take?^ Horatio : What else did you take?
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^ Horatio : You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
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^ Horatio : Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
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Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
.Horatio: I need that hat.^ Horatio : I need that hat.
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[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
.Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.^ Patrol Officer : Hey, it's just a hat.
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^ [The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.
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^ Patrol Officer : I took a hat, but that's it.
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.Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.^ Horatio : Then why do you look so guilty?
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^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : Well, you're in luck.
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.Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines, Officer.^ Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
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^ Magazine Editor : Murders sell magazines, Officer.
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.Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.^ Magazine Editor : Murders sell magazines, Officer.
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^ Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
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.Speed: Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl?^ Speed : Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl?
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^ Speed : Why would I try to do that?
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^ Speed : So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?
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.You think the girl's married?^ You think the girl's married?
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.Calleigh: I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.^ Calleigh : OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.
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^ Fred Rutter : Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.
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^ Calleigh : I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
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Speed: So she's a swimmer.
.Calleigh: Not for the girls' team, she isn't.^ Calleigh : Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
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Officer: The guy who called this in?
Horatio: Yep. .Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.^ Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
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.Calleigh: [Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is.^ Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is.
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^ Calleigh : [Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.
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^ Calleigh : Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
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And it's not Mountain Dew.

Invasion (2.16)

.Horatio: That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?^ Horatio : What else did you take?
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^ Horatio : That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?
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^ Thugg-G : Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
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.Steve: I planted a tree, Detective.^ Steve : I planted a tree, Detective.
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.Horatio: Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?^ Horatio : You used boiled noodles.
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^ Horatio : Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
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^ Horatio : Then over your dead body it's gonna be.
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.Eric: You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.^ [Eric and Patrol pick up a suspect.
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^ Eric : You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.
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^ How many have you got in here?
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.Calleigh: And we're very good at giving testimony.^ Calleigh : And we're very good at giving testimony.
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.Horatio: So Joe, two words: Murder...One.^ Horatio : That's two in one day.
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^ Horatio : So Joe, two words: Murder...One.
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Eric: So that means you have his name and address?
Clerk: In the system...
[Long pause.]
.Eric: Well, could you show it to me...please?^ Calleigh : Could you focus on the task at hand, please?
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^ Eric : Well, could you show it to me...please?
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^ Eric : I figured you could use the exercise.
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Money For Nothing (2.17)

.Calleigh: Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.^ Calleigh : Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me.
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^ Calleigh : I'll walk you.
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^ Calleigh : Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.
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.Peter Elliott: If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.^ Peter Elliott : If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.
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^ Don't believe everything you hear.
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^ Eric : Have you seen Peter Elliott?
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Calleigh: Well. I've got goosebumps.

[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
.Horatio: They never listen.^ Horatio : They never listen.
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[Calleigh and Speed are trying to find a counterfeiter's hideout.]
.Calleigh: Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?^ Calleigh : Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?
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.Speed: I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?^ Speed : I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?
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^ Speed : If Veronica's so innocent, why did she try to dump the body?
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.Calleigh: Well it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ Calleigh : And why our job just got a lot harder!
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^ Calleigh : Well it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.
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Suspect: Hey! So what happens to me?
.Horatio: 20 years to life.^ Horatio : 20 years to life.
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^ Rachel Marsh : [to Eric and Horatio] I'm in my home 20 hours a day,....I know more about everyone else's life but my own.
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.Suspect: 20 years for stealing counterfeit cash?^ Suspect : 20 years for stealing counterfeit cash?
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.The money isn't even real.^ The money isn't even real.
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.Horatio: Killing somebody was.^ Horatio : Killing somebody was.
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^ Horatio : Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
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.Speed: This is all he left behind.^ Speed : This is all he left behind.
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[Points to a machine gun.]
.Horatio: Because his hands were filled with 3.2 million dollars.^ Horatio : Because his hands were filled with 3.2 million dollars.
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.Speed: So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?^ Speed : So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?
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^ Speed : Why would I try to do that?
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^ Stephanie : Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
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.Horatio: Maybe because I put two in his gas tank.^ Horatio : Maybe because I put two in his gas tank.
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Suzie: Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.
.Horatio: No, but it makes you my family.^ Horatio : You have no idea.
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^ Horatio : No, but it makes you my family.
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^ Horatio : Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested.
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Horatio: Paul, in my business, I don't have that luxury of believing anyone.

.Yelina: It’s funny what people will do and think we’ll never figure it out.^ Yelina : It’s funny what people will do and think we’ll never figure it out.
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Wannabe (2.18)

.Alexx: His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.^ Alexx : His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.
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.Horatio: "Import/Export," how organized crime.^ Horatio : "Import/Export," how organized crime.
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.Horatio: I'm going to get some love from the Feds, they owe me a favor.^ Horatio : I'm going to get some love from the Feds, they owe me a favor.
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^ [Horatio and Ryan go through some evidence.
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.Alexx: Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.^ Alexx : Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.
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^ Alexx : All these sheers and no one saw the murder?
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.Horatio: Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur...^ Horatio : Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur...
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^ Horatio : Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're innocent, does it?
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.[Stands and puts on sunglasses.] But we are looking for a pro.^ [Stands and puts on sunglasses.
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.Wally Shmagin: Be careful with that!^ Wally Shmagin : Be careful with that!
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.Officer Everhart: Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?^ Officer Everhart : Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Wally Shmagin: That's right.^ Wally Shmagin : That's right.
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.Cost me fifteen grand.^ Cost me fifteen grand.
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.Speed: Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it.^ Speed : Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it.
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^ Speed : So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
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^ Calleigh : Well, you know what the thing is, Hank, it doesn't really matter if you do, because even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place, and if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice and it keeps saying over and over, "you."
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.It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.^ It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.
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.Carrie Delgado: Tim!^ Carrie Delgado : Tim!
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.Tell me you're kidding.^ Speed : You're kidding me.
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^ Tell me you're kidding.
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^ Calleigh : Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Fifty blood stains?
Speed: Sorry. .The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.^ The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.
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^ Alexx : Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
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^ Natalia : Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.
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Speed: I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV.
Officer Everhart: I have brush guards on my SUV.
.Speed: And how many times have you gone off-road?^ How many have you got in here?
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^ Do you know how many guns I have?
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^ Speed : I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV. Officer Everhart : I have brush guards on my SUV. Speed : And how many times have you gone off-road?
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Exactly. It's for appearance.

Deadline (2.19)

Horatio: Speed.
.Speed: These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene...^ Speed : These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene...
  • CSI: Miami - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 1:38 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

opioid analgesic.
Horatio: Painkillers? What about a brand?
.Speed: Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.^ Speed : Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.
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.Horatio: Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.^ Horatio : Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.
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.Alexx: Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.^ Alexx : Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.
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.Horatio: You know, Josh, the truth...has this funny, mysterious way of finding daylight...^ Horatio : You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
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^ Horatio : You know what, I do.
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^ Horatio : Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete?
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Book him!

.Horatio: You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing!^ Horatio : You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing!
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^ Horatio : But you know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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I'm gonna get this to trace!

The Oath (2.20)

.Horatio: [To Stetler.] You're ahead of the curve.^ You're ahead of the curve.
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^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : And you're about to do some more.
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That's sexy.

[Horatio inquires about a prostitute witness.]
Horatio: What's her name?
.Gary: Like they give you the real one.^ Gary : Like they give you the real one.
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^ Gary Hall : You know, they say that ex-sex is...
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^ Horatio : You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.
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.Speed: We'll take a fake one and a location.^ Speed : We'll take a fake one and a location.
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^ Speed : They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
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Speed: Somebody left DNA?
Valera: 3 "Somebodies."
.Speed: You're kidding me.^ Tell me you're kidding.
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^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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^ Speed : You're kidding me.
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.Valera: First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.^ Valera : First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.
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^ Valera : Not saliva, not female.
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.Speed: Are there any CODIS hits?^ Speed : Are there any CODIS hits?
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Valera: Nada!
Speed: Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?
.Valera: Not saliva, not female.^ Valera : First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.
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^ Valera : Not saliva, not female.
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.Speed: I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.^ Speed : I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.
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^ Cooper : M. Boland is the only one who signed on today.
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.Valera: You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it...^ Valera : You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it...
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mmm after.
.Speed: Right, she's living dangerously.^ Speed : Right, she's living dangerously.
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Horatio: Wow!
.Yelina: Me and Stetler huh?^ Yelina : Me and Stetler huh?
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.Horatio: When did that happen?^ Horatio : When did that happen?
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.Yelina: He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.^ Yelina : He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
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^ Yelina : ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories.
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.Calleigh: Do you know her friend's name?^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Calleigh : Do you know her friend's name?
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^ Calleigh : Lucky for you, I know mine.
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.Fred Rutter: Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.^ Fred Rutter : Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.
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^ Calleigh : I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
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.Calleigh: A woman named Maria in Miami...^ Calleigh : A woman named Maria in Miami...
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That narrows it down!

[A police officer is gunned down.]
.Horatio: Let's call in all shifts.^ Horatio : Let's call in all shifts.
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.If they hit one of us, they hit us all.^ If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
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Not Landing (2.21)

.Speed: You need some help?^ Speed : Yeah, can I help you?
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^ Speed : You need some help?
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^ Kayle : Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
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Alexx: Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
.Speed: Leaving that one alone.^ Speed : Leaving that one alone.
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Horatio: He took your idea, and then you took his life.
.Heddy: You can't prove that.^ Heddy : You can't prove that.
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Horatio: A word to the wise: this is where you deny the accusation.
Heddy: Am I under arrest?
Horatio: Mmm... not yet.

[Eric is going over a "peeping Tom's" videos.]
.Calleigh: Reality TV, can I watch?^ Calleigh : Reality TV, can I watch?
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.Eric: Yeah, have a seat.^ Eric : Yeah, have a seat.
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Calleigh: Tell me when I have to look away.
.Eric: That's the thing, you never have to.^ Eric : That's the thing, you never have to.
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^ Tripp : Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
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.Calleigh: What are you telling me?^ Calleigh : What are you telling me?
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^ Calleigh : You can tell me.
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.Eric: That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.^ Eric : That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.
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^ Calleigh : Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?
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Calleigh: Oh! .That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.^ That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.
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.Speed: Do you realize that you blew up your own cell phone, by putting explosives in it?^ I hope you enjoy your own.
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^ Speed : Do you realize that you blew up your own cell phone, by putting explosives in it?
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^ In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
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.Aaron: Yeah, in the battery compartment.^ Aaron : Yeah, in the battery compartment.
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.Speed: So what are you, crazy?^ Speed : So what are you, crazy?
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.Aaron: Hey look some guys like to keep alcohol in their cars, video games...^ Aaron : Hey look some guys like to keep alcohol in their cars, video games...
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^ Tripp : Looks like vigilantes took it upon themselves to be the guy's judge and jury.
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.I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up...^ I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up...
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it's a sport.

[Alexx survived a booby trap bomb.]
.Speed: Figured you'd take a sick day.^ Speed : Figured you'd take a sick day.
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^ Speed : You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that?
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.Alexx: A little excitement doesn't mean life stops...^ Alexx : A little excitement doesn't mean life stops...
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or death.

.Eric: Looks like the autopilot was engaged.^ Eric : Looks like the autopilot was engaged.
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^ Eric : [To Valera, about Plastic Surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.
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.NTSB Tech: Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.^ NTSB Tech : Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.
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.Calleigh: Why did it stop flying?^ Calleigh : Why did it stop flying?
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.NTSB Tech: Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.^ NTSB Tech : Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.
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^ NTSB Tech : A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.
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.Eric: Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.^ Eric : Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.
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Calleigh: That's ironic: who could've guessed that ice could kill you in Miami.
.NTSB Tech: A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.^ NTSB Tech : A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.
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^ NTSB Tech : Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.
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.Eric: Yeah, not a dead one.^ Eric : Yeah, not a dead one.
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^ Speed : Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.
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[Speed inspects the plane wreckage.]
Speed: I've got a scrape here.
.Eric: Yeah, you're going to have a few, the plane crashed.^ Eric : Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong.
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^ Eric : Yeah, you're going to have a few, the plane crashed.
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^ You're going to be okay, Jolene.
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.Horatio: I think this one has been helped along.^ Horatio : I think this one has been helped along.
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.Yelina: You mean sabotage?^ Yelina : You mean sabotage?
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.Horatio: Nope, I mean murder.^ Horatio : Nope, I mean murder.
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Rap Sheet (2.22)

Speed: If Veronica's so innocent, why did she try to dump the body?

.Eric: If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.^ Eric : If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.
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.Speed: Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.^ Speed : Yeah, can I help you?
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^ Eric : Yeah, not a dead one.
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^ Speed : Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.
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.Speed: Amnesia, huh?^ Speed : Amnesia, huh?
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.That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.^ That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.
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.Eric: Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.^ Eric : Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.
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.Speed: It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.^ Speed : It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.
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[Frank and Calleigh reenact a concert shooting.]
.Calleigh: Can you be my bodyguard?^ Calleigh : You took my class.
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^ Calleigh : Can you be my bodyguard?
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^ Calleigh : [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?
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.Tripp: Only if I can call you Whitney.^ Tripp : Only if I can call you Whitney.
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.10-Large: [checking Calleigh out.] Damn!^ Large : [checking Calleigh out.
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^ Calleigh : People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
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Nice cake!
.Calleigh: Oh!...Charming!^ Calleigh : Oh!...Charming!
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[One of the bodies in a morgue freezer comes back to life.]
.Alexx: It's Alexx, are there any Rescue Units in the building?^ Alexx : It's Alexx, are there any Rescue Units in the building?
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.I need a crew in the autopsy theater immediately, I've got a live one.^ I need a crew in the autopsy theater immediately, I've got a live one.
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.Thugg-G: Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.^ Thugg-G : Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
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^ Did he show you my files?
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^ Karl : Hey, I did my time.
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.Horatio: And you're about to do some more.^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : And you're about to do some more.
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^ Horatio : Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.
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Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
.Horatio: Welcome home.^ Horatio : Welcome home.
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[Speed and Eric discuss a rap magazine.]
Eric: ...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.
.Speed: Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.^ Speed : Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!
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^ Speed : Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.
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^ Speed : So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
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[Speed and Eric are collecting the crowd's cell phones.]
.Crowd Girl: Don't you need a warrant of something?^ Crowd Girl : Don't you need a warrant of something?
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^ Eric : Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay?
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^ Horatio : Someday you may need something with doors.
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.Speed: Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.^ Speed : Yeah, can I help you?
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^ Speed : Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.
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.Eric: Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.^ Megan : You can't just give it away!
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^ Eric : Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.
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^ Horatio : Eric, you were the obvious choice.
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[The girls hands over her phone.]
Crowd Girl: OK, but what am I supposed to do for 3 hours?
.Speed: I don't know, stop talking?^ Speed : I don't know, stop talking?
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^ Speed : I don't know, dude , but it uh, sounds like motive!
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.Horatio: I notice there's, hmmm...^ Horatio : I notice there's, hmmm...
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blood on your jacket.
.Bodyguard: It's a busy afternoon.^ Bodyguard : It's a busy afternoon.
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.Tripp: Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.^ Tripp : Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.
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Horatio: Is Mr. Large talking?
Tripp: Not to the cops.
.Horatio: Ok, but the press is fine.^ Horatio : Ok, but the press is fine.
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.Tripp: Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.^ Tripp : Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.
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.Horatio: Yes, number one...^ Horatio : Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.
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^ Horatio : Yes, number one...
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^ Horatio : Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!
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with a bullet.

.Horatio: Dispatch said there were two victims...^ Horatio : Dispatch said there were two victims...
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^ Horatio : [looking down at mangled victim] There's a lot of anger here, Frank.
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.Alexx: More, if you count the guy's ego.^ Alexx : More, if you count the guy's ego.
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^ You guys must be more desperate to get me back than I thought.
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.Horatio: Craig, fingerprints are like old habits...^ Horatio : Craig, fingerprints are like old habits...
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they die hard!

MIA/NYC NonStop (2.23)

Alexx: The guy's a monster. .Or he doesn't know his own strength.^ Or he doesn't know his own strength.
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.Horatio: Well, he's about .^ Horatio : Well, he's about .
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. . to know ours.

.Horatio: Trail ends here...^ Horatio : Trail ends here...
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.I want first bite at prosecution, as you know Florida has the death penalty.^ I want first bite at prosecution, as you know Florida has the death penalty.
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^ You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.
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^ Belle King : Did you know Horatio was the first CSI? Horatio : He was...
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.Mac: So does New York.^ Mac : So does New York.
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^ Mac : It's New York.
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Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed ... since '76.
Mac: Politics.

.Horatio: My name is Caine, Miami, CSI, I'm investigating a double-murder case.^ Horatio : My name is Caine, Miami, CSI, I'm investigating a double-murder case.
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^ Horatio Caine : That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI. [ edit ] Grave Young Men (1.20) .
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^ Stetler : My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.
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.Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.^ Mac : Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.
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^ Daniel Marsh : [at first crime scene] This place is empty!
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.Mac: She's reason enough a guy'd want Dad outta the way.^ Mac : She's reason enough a guy'd want Dad outta the way.
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Horatio: And that is motive. In any state.

.Stella: Davey Penrod, how'd she get that?^ Stella : Davey Penrod, how'd she get that?
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.Mac: It's New York.^ Mac : So does New York.
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^ Mac : It's New York.
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.You think and it's news.^ You think and it's news.
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.Stella: Okay, firecode says there is a backdoor here, I can't seem to find it.^ Stella : Okay, firecode says there is a backdoor here, I can't seem to find it.
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.Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...^ Doorman : [Turning and pointing.
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it's hidden.
.Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?^ Stella : [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?
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^ Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country.
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^ So why don't you get back in line for me, okay?
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.Horatio: Mac, I have a 16-year-old girl who is suddenly without parents.^ Horatio : Mac, I have a 16-year-old girl who is suddenly without parents.
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^ Horatio : [About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.
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^ Speed : [Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.
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.I have promised her peace of mind.^ I have promised her peace of mind.
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.Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers.^ Mac : I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers.
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You got a deal.

.Speed: Call New York Homicide.^ Horatio : New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.
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^ Speed : Call New York Homicide.
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.They'll pick him up.^ They'll pick him up.
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^ Calleigh : What, they’ll add-on or cover up but they won’t mess with the chassis?
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.Horatio: New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.^ Horatio : New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.
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^ Speed : Call New York Homicide.
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Innocent (2.24)

.Suspect Lawyer: Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?^ Nick : You just don't quit, do you?
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^ Suspect Lawyer : Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
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^ Calleigh : Don't you just say the sweetest things.
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.Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.^ Horatio : Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
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[Calleigh and Speed go through a pornstar's apartment.]
.Speed: She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.^ Speed : She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.
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.Calleigh: You know, Valera said she's famous.^ Calleigh : You know what?
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Calleigh : Do you know her friend's name?
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.Speed: Well, Valera would know.^ Speed : Well, Valera would know.
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[Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner.]
.Jeffers' Lawyer: My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.^ Jeffers' Lawyer : My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
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Horatio: Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? .Just out of curiosity.^ Just out of curiosity.
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.Yelina: Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar...^ Yelina : Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar...
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And got strangled.

.Eric: Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market.^ Eric : Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market.
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.[Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.^ [Alexx gives Eric a look.
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^ Joseph gives Eric a look.
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.Patrol Officer: Yeah, she's a porn star.^ Patrol Officer : Yeah, she's a porn star.
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Horatio: She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.

[Calleigh and Valera talk about the victim, who is a porn star.]
.Valera: Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?^ Valera : Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?
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^ Natalia : You've seen too many Tom Clancy movies.
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Calleigh: Me? Where do I see them?
.Valera: Oh, clubs, parties....^ Valera : Oh, clubs, parties....
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.You know, out.^ You know, out.
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^ Ryan : You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
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^ Tim : You know, my parents always wanted me gone but at least they stopped short of taking me out.
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.Calleigh: No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ Calleigh : You see, I don't think this place is so scary in the daytime, do you?
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^ Calleigh : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.
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.Valera: Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.^ Valera : Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.
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.Stetler: I suppose I owe you an apology.^ Stetler : I suppose I owe you an apology.
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^ Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to...
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.Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to...^ Horatio : Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
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^ Horatio : So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
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^ Horatio : [To Stetler about Yelina] : If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.
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[Whispers.] ...just left the room.

.Speed: [To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.^ Speed : [To men harassing Cookie Devine.
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^ Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
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^ Cooper : Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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.1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend?^ Guy : What are you, her boyfriend?
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Lucky man.
.2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey.^ Guy : Yeh, buddy, hey, hey.
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.How about you let us tap some of that...^ How about you let us tap some of that...
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^ Horatio : And you're about to do some more.
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^ Kayle : Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
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ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
.1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?^ Guy : Why don't I kick your ass instead?
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^ Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
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.Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you?^ Speed : [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you?
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^ Do you know how many guns I have?
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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.For harassing this young lady.^ For harassing this young lady.
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.And interfering with a murder investigation.^ And interfering with a murder investigation.
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How about that?
.1st Guy: No problem.^ Guy : No problem.
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We didn't mean anything, sir.
.2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.^ Guy : Sorry, Officer.
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Speed: Get lost.
.Cookie Devine: Can I have your job?^ Cookie Devine : Can I have your job?
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.I got into the wrong business.^ I got into the wrong business.
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.Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.^ Stetler : Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
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.Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Horatio : I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
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^ Horatio : You were waiting by the phone, Rick?
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.Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.^ Stetler : It isn't my job to be liked.
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^ Stetler : You don't know my job.
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.Horatio: Mission accomplished.^ Horatio : Mission accomplished.
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^ Horatio : Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.
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Season 3

Lost Son (3.01)

.Horatio: Fraud, theft, embezzlement...^ Horatio : Fraud, theft, embezzlement...
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.Yelina: Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.^ Yelina : Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
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.Horatio: Broke their hearts...^ Horatio : Broke their hearts...
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then broke their bank accounts.

.Speed: This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.^ Speed : This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.
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^ Horatio : You, my friend, just went from selling cars...to making license plates.
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.Horatio: Someday you may need something with doors.^ Horatio : I need you to tell me.
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^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Horatio : Someday you may need something with doors.
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.Speed: Well, I got plenty of time for that.^ Speed : Well, I got plenty of time for that.
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Pro Per (3.02)

[Tripp and Eric investigate a speedboat drive-by.]
Tripp: Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.
.Eric: Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.^ Eric : Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.
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^ Eric : You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
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^ Eric : ...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.
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.Tripp: You're under arrest, Slick.^ Tripp : You're under arrest, Slick.
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^ You're under arrest for assault, obstruction of property, and disturbing the peace.
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^ Tripp : Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
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.Horatio: Byron, have a nice stay.^ Horatio : Byron, have a nice stay.
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.Horatio: [About the speedboat shooting] Drive-by.^ Horatio : [About the speedboat shooting] Drive-by.
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Miami style.

Under The Influence (3.03)

.Calleigh: You're crazy, you know that?^ Calleigh : You know what?
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^ Thomas : You're crazy.
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^ Speed : You know what, you’re scaring me.
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Ryan: What? For taking the initiative?
.Calleigh: You could have been gator bait on your first day.^ Calleigh : You could have been gator bait on your first day.
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^ Calleigh : Could you focus on the task at hand, please?
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^ Jake : I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing.
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.Ryan: I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.^ Ryan : I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.
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[Horatio nails down a suspect.]
.Horatio: Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane.^ Horatio : Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane.
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.You...are a liar and now a killer.^ Horatio : Well, now, Hayden, you can add "killer" to your resume!
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^ You...are a liar and now a killer.
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^ You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck ?
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.For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.^ I called you three times.
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^ Alexx : You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
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^ For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.
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.Claudia: I love him, I'd die for him.^ Claudia : I love him, I'd die for him.
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Horatio: Yes, but...would you kill for him?

.Calleigh: My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.^ Calleigh : My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ Calleigh : My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
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.Kenwall Duquesne: My car was involved in an incident last night.^ Kenwall Duquesne : My car was involved in an incident last night.
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.Horatio: Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?^ Horatio : Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
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Calleigh: My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
.Horatio: So the blood alcohol test is not going to help us, then?^ Horatio : So the blood alcohol test is not going to help us, then?
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.You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?^ You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
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^ NTSB guy : Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?
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^ All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.
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.Alexx: We'd have a better chance of finding what isn't broken in this girl.^ Alexx : We'd have a better chance of finding what isn't broken in this girl.
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.Poor baby, both arms shattered, torso twisted like a corkscrew.^ Poor baby, both arms shattered, torso twisted like a corkscrew.
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.Calleigh: [After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.] You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.^ Calleigh : [After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.
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^ You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.
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^ Calleigh : What are you telling me?
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.Ryan: What I told you was that I wasn't finished.^ Ryan : What I told you was that I wasn't finished.
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.Calleigh: Take a drink.^ Calleigh : Take a drink.
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Kenwall Duquesne: A drink? .But that's what caused all this trouble in the first place.^ But that's what caused all this trouble in the first place.
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Calleigh: Drink!

Murder In A Flash (3.04)

.Alexx: What are the odds, huh?^ Alexx : What are the odds, huh?
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.100 People throw golf balls at the site of the death.^ People throw golf balls at the site of the death.
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.Horatio: Those odds are very slim, so question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?^ [Horatio is discussing a crime scene with Frank] .
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^ Horatio : Those odds are very slim, so question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?
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^ Horatio : Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.
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.Horatio: You have an ID on him, Alexx?^ Horatio : You have an ID on him, Alexx?
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^ Horatio : A present for you, from Alexx.
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^ Horatio : [To Walter Dresden, after punching him] Are you okay, Walter?
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.Alexx: No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.^ Alexx : No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.
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.Horatio: Respiratory failure.^ Horatio : Respiratory failure.
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Alexx: Wouldn’t be the first one to drink himself to death.

.Yelina: I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.^ Yelina : I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.
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^ [Eric grabs the wallet and takes a credit card out and looks at it.
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^ [Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves] Horatio : So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
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.Horatio: That’s an interesting ability for a dead woman.^ Horatio : That’s an interesting ability for a dead woman.
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.Suspect: "You’re a dead man" is just an expression.^ Suspect : "You’re a dead man" is just an expression.
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^ Jose : You're already a dead man.
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^ Natalia : Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
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.Eric: No, legally, it’s a threat.^ Eric : No, legally, it’s a threat.
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.Calleigh: Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ Tell me you're kidding.
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^ Calleigh : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.
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.Eric: I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Eric : I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.
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^ Eric : Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.
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.Justin: Stephanie, if I knew it was you I would have never...^ Justin : Stephanie, if I knew it was you I would have never...
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^ Stephanie : Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
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.Stephanie: Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.^ Stephanie : Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
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^ Justin : Stephanie, if I knew it was you I would have never...
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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[About the peacocks at Donny's place]
.Yelina: These are guard dogs.^ [About the peacocks at Donny's place] Yelina : These are guard dogs.
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.Horatio: Yup, with feathers.^ Horatio : Yup, with feathers.
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.Brooks: You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.^ Brooks : You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.
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^ Speed : Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?
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^ How about you let us tap some of that...
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Horatio: No, I wouldn't.

Calleigh: Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.
.Eric: That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.^ Eric : That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
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.Calleigh: And why our job just got a lot harder!^ Calleigh : And why our job just got a lot harder!
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^ Calleigh : Well it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.
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^ Calleigh : Why didn’t he just sand the number all the way down?
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Legal (3.05)

[Ryan tries to get a DNA sample from a possible suspect.]
Venus: So serious. That's hot.
.Ryan: Open your mouth.^ Ryan : Open your mouth.
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.Venus: Guys usually say please.^ Venus : Guys usually say please.
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Ryan: What's the name of the Buckeye State?
Venus: What's a buckeye?
.Ryan: Say Ohio.^ Ryan : Say Ohio.
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.Venus: Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.^ Venus : Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek] ...that's hot.
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.Ryan: Oh, you've got an alibi.^ Ryan : Oh, you've got an alibi.
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^ NTSB guy : Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?
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^ Ryan : Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted...
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.Ryan:[to calleigh] He's got an alibi.^ Ryan : [to calleigh] He's got an alibi.
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.Calleigh: We love alibis.^ Calleigh : We love alibis.
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.Calleigh: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.^ And get me a mojito while you're in there!
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^ Calleigh : There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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.[She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.^ [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.
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.Ryan: That's a whole island, isn't it?^ Ryan : That's a whole island, isn't it?
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Wow. .My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.^ My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
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.Ryan: I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box.^ Ryan : I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box.
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^ Ryan : [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.
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.Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said...^ Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said...
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Those are nice earrings, by the way.
.Calleigh: You took my class.^ Calleigh : You took my class.
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^ Calleigh : Can you be my bodyguard?
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^ In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
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[She smiles]

.Peters: ...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.^ Peters : ...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
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.Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.^ Calleigh : If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
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.Ryan: Total chick drink.^ Ryan : Total chick drink.
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[Calleigh mock glares at him]
.Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.^ [Calleigh mock glares at him] Calleigh : There was only one chick on our stall door list.
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^ Calleigh : Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.
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.Ryan: [Goes glassy eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.^ Ryan : [Goes glassy eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
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.Eric: There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.^ Eric : There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
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^ Eric : You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
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^ Tripp : There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...
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.Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?^ Horatio : Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
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^ Horatio : So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?
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^ Horatio : Here's the difference between you and me, counselor: the difference is...I have a case.
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.Horatio: You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?^ Horatio : You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
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^ You know why?
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^ Horatio : Then why do you look so guilty?
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.Suspect: If you find out, let me know.^ You know, out.
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^ Suspect : If you find out, let me know.
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^ Alexx : Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
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Horatio: That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.

Calleigh: So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.
.Ryan: Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.^ Ryan : Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
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^ [The victim had sex before she died, and Ryan's going to run a DNA sample.
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Calleigh: What ever happened to "get a room"?

.Hungarian Girl: Good America or bad America?^ Hungarian Girl : Good America or bad America?
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.Horatio: Good America.^ Horatio : Good America.
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.Horatio: [About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.] Aren't there special agents that are designed to supervise these people?^ Horatio : [About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.
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^ Aren't there special agents that are designed to supervise these people?
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^ Horatio : Frank, I am done with these people!
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Ms. Eckhart, from ABC: We are a little understaffed at the moment...budget cuts.
Horatio: And that's what you want me to tell her parents? Budget cuts?

[Calleigh and Ryan just starting the interrogation of a suspect.]
Venus: Can we do this later? I have a facial.
Calleigh: We have a murder.

Hell Night (3.06)

.Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.^ Ryan : Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
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.Alexx: [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan.^ Alexx : [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan.
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.Think you may have cracked the case.^ Think you may have cracked the case.
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^ It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
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^ Horatio : You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.
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Ryan: Thanks. .I have a keen grasp of the obvious.^ I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
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[Ryan lifts a hair from the victim.]
.Ryan: The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and...^ Ryan : The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and...
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possibly Persian... although he may have had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.
.Alexx: Cat hair?^ Alexx : Cat hair?
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.Ryan: Even killers have pets.^ Ryan : Even killers have pets.
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.Calleigh: Find anything?^ Calleigh : Find anything?
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.Horatio: Actually, it’s the absence of something that’s interesting.^ Horatio : Actually, it’s the absence of something that’s interesting.
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.Rebecca Nevins: Exonerating evidence?^ Rebecca Nevins : Exonerating evidence?
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.Didn't know you had any...^ Eric : You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
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^ Now we know you didn't kill her for love...
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^ Didn't know you had any...
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.Horatio: Stick around.^ Horatio : Stick around.
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I'm full of surprises.

.Tripp: The jury was in one week of deliberations.^ Tripp : The jury was in one week of deliberations.
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Horatio: No need now. The verdict is in.

Crime Wave (3.07)

.Horatio: [To Stetler about Yelina]: If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.^ [Horatio believes Stetler hit Yelina.
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^ Horatio : [To Stetler about Yelina] : If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.
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^ Horatio : You going somewhere, Nick?
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.Horatio: Frank, take a look at this bullet, 5.7 28mm, not from this gun.^ Horatio : Frank, take a look at this bullet, 5.7 28mm, not from this gun.
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^ Horatio : [looking down at mangled victim] There's a lot of anger here, Frank.
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.Tripp: That’s a monster caliber, it could penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar.^ Tripp : That’s a monster caliber, it could penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar.
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.Something tells me this guy was planning something big.^ Something tells me this guy was planning something big.
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Horatio: And not alone... .Frank, it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami.^ Frank, it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami.
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.Eric: Shooting at his own guy?^ Eric : Shooting at his own guy?
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.Calleigh: The robbers turned on each other.^ Calleigh : The robbers turned on each other.
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It's not a team I'd want to be on...

.Horatio: I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?^ Horatio : She left you with a motive to kill her.
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^ Horatio : I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
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^ Horatio : You just killed four innocent people.
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.Riddick: Law of the jungle, boss!^ Riddick : Law of the jungle, boss!
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.Horatio: That's going to come in handy where you're going...^ Eric : Yeah, you're going to have a few, the plane crashed.
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^ Horatio : [To Stetler about Yelina] : If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.
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^ Horatio : Mr. Wolfe, we're coming home!
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[About the bank vault that was robbed.]
.Eric: Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.^ Eric : Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.
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Tripp: There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...

Speed Kills (3.08)

Ryan: (Walking into the ME exam room as Alexx performs a post) Alexx... He doesn't have a head. Where'd the head go?

Female Suspect: [About being scratched.] I have a cat, that's how they show affection.
.Tripp: Pick up any habits from them?^ Tripp : Pick up any habits from them?
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.Horatio: Hang on, there's a problem.^ Horatio : Hang on, there's a problem.
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.Take a look at that address.^ Take a look at that address.
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.Calleigh: 1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.^ Calleigh : 1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.
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.Horatio: Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right?^ Horatio : Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right?
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.So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?^ So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?
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Pirated (3.09)

.Tripp: [sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth] Bluh.^ Tripp : [ sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth ] Bluh.
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.I'm never eating shellfish again.^ I'm never eating shellfish again.
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.Horatio: Maybe dead men do tell tales.^ Horatio : Maybe dead men do tell tales.
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^ Horatio : Memo, now that you work for me, I want you to tell Riaz that I said he's a dead man!
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[Calleigh has a warrant to pump Brian's stomach for human flesh]
.Brian: You're crazy!^ Thomas : You're crazy.
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^ Calleigh : You're crazy, you know that?
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^ [Calleigh has a warrant to pump Brian's stomach for human flesh] Brian : You're crazy!
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you think this is going to bring Chip back?
.Calleigh: Maybe a part of him?^ Calleigh : Maybe a part of him?
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.Alexx: So, this is what a pirate looks like?^ Alexx : So, this is what a pirate looks like?
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.Horatio: You were expecting an eye patch?^ Horatio : You were expecting an eye patch?
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Alexx: Maybe a shoulder parrot.

[Horatio and Tripp find a boat smugling RPG launchers.]
.Tripp: That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.^ Tripp : That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.
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^ Tripp : Yogi over there is one big-ass bear.
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.Horatio: The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.^ Horatio : The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.
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.Darryl: I've got nothing to say.^ Darryl : I've got nothing to say.
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.Yelina: Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.^ Yelina : Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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^ You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?
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.Yelina: How 'bout you answer our questions?^ Yelina : How 'bout you answer our questions?
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^ You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?
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^ Yelina : Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.
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.Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?^ Darryl : [ mocking her accent ] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
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Horatio: Darryl...
.Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.^ Darryl : I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
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Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

.Eric: We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts.^ Eric : We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts.
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And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... .Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out.^ Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out.
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^ All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.
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^ [Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves] Horatio : So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
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.Because we never close!^ Because we never close!
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Horatio: Ever!

.Horatio: You, my friend, just went from selling cars...to making license plates.^ Horatio : You, my friend, just went from selling cars...to making license plates.
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^ Clavo : You know what, my friend?
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^ Horatio : You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
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After The Fall (3.10)

.Horatio: You were waiting by the phone, Rick?^ Horatio : You were waiting by the phone, Rick?
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^ Horatio : I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
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Stetler: Delko's our only witness, I got questions.
Horatio: Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.

Calleigh: Hey, Alexx, I need an unbiased opinion.
Alexx: Ha! Ha! People only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them.
.Calleigh: You are very smart.^ Calleigh : You are very smart.
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.Alexx: That much I know, honey.^ Alexx : That much I know, honey.
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.Alexx: This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.^ Alexx : This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.
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Yelina: All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?
.Alexx: You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.^ Alexx : You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
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^ Alexx : Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
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^ Alexx : Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
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.Horatio: You do if you've got something to hide.^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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^ Horatio : I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
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[Horatio believes Stetler hit Yelina.]
.Stetler: Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...^ Stetler : Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...
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.Horatio: Yes, especially with a woman.^ Horatio : Yes, especially with a woman.
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Right, Rick?
Stetler: There is no woman in this case.
Horatio: There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

Ryan: You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.
.Eric: [Grins.] Sounds like someone I know.^ Sounds like someone I know.
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^ Speed : I don't know, dude , but it uh, sounds like motive!
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^ Ryan : You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD. Eric : [Grins.
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.So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?^ So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
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Ryan: [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Eric: Twisted minds think alike.

Calleigh: You know, the truth was there the whole time, if you had bothered to investigate...
.Stetler: You don't know my job.^ Eric : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
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^ Stetler : You don't know my job.
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^ Stetler : It isn't my job to be liked.
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Calleigh: Lucky for you, I know mine.

.Horatio: Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!^ Horatio : Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!
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^ Horatio : But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court.
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^ Horatio : Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.
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Addiction (3.11)

[Talking to an AA group visiting the morgue, showing them a car crash victim, Glen Monroe.]
.Alexx: He chose to drink and drive, so you remember Glen Monroe, and deal with your problem before you make it mine.^ Alexx : He chose to drink and drive, so you remember Glen Monroe, and deal with your problem before you make it mine.
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^ It makes you cheat on your husband.
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^ Suzie : Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.
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[Horatio and Ryan go through some evidence.]
.Horatio: What about Sal's tie?^ Horatio : What about Sal's tie?
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^ Horatio : What about inside Sal's tie?
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Ryan: Nope, nothing.
.Horatio: What about inside Sal's tie?^ Horatio : What about Sal's tie?
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^ Horatio : What about inside Sal's tie?
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[Horatio grabs a scalpel and cuts the tie open. There's blood inside.]
.Ryan: Horatio, I, mmm...^ Ryan : Horatio, I, mmm...
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didn't know... .I don't know what to say.^ I don't know what to say.
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.Horatio: Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.^ Horatio : Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.
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.Suspect: I didn't kill my brother's wife.^ Suspect : I didn't kill my brother's wife.
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.Horatio: Then why do you look so guilty?^ Horatio : Then why do you look so guilty?
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^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
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.Calleigh: Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money.^ Calleigh : Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money.
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.That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.^ That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.
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.Horatio: Join the club.^ [Horatio shoots him] Horatio : Join the club.
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^ Horatio : Join the club.
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Horatio: You know, even the best of families have bad apples.
.Morgan Coleman: And the rest of us pay...^ Morgan Coleman : And the rest of us pay...
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.Alexx: Drunk drivers bend.^ Alexx : Drunk drivers bend.
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.They don't break...^ They don't break...
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Shootout (3.12)

.Calleigh: Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.^ Calleigh : Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.
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.Eric: Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress.^ Eric : Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress.
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.She claimed she was just making the bed.^ She claimed she was just making the bed.
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.Calleigh: Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.^ Calleigh : Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.
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.Horatio: So you're admitting you killed Calvin?^ Horatio : You're guilty.
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^ Horatio : So in order to convince her you killed her.
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^ Horatio : Well, you're in luck.
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.Gang Member: You know my homeboy, Hector, he wanted a chance, just got jumped in...^ You know that I trust you with my life.
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^ Gang Member : You know my homeboy, Hector, he wanted a chance, just got jumped in...
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^ Clavo : You know what, my friend?
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he wanted his first. .I said go ahead, unfortunately homeboy was a bad shot.^ I said go ahead, unfortunately homeboy was a bad shot.
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.I took a murderer off the streets, man, just like you.^ I took a murderer off the streets, man, just like you.
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^ Horatio : [not impressed] Your offer is meaningless, just like you.
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^ Suspect : "You’re a dead man" is just an expression.
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.Case closed, Ese.^ Case closed, Ese .
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.Horatio: How civic-minded of you.^ Horatio : How civic-minded of you.
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^ Horatio : How do you feel?
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^ Horatio : [to Brad, a suspect] How very patriotic of you!
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Horatio: [To a gang member.] ...two dead, four injured, a phone call you made produced quite a hefty body count, and in my world that's called accessory to felony murder.

.Yelina: ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories.^ Yelina : ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories.
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^ Yelina : He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
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.This time it was in a public place.^ This time it was in a public place.
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.Horatio: So they brought the war to us...^ Horatio : So they brought the war to us...
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now we're going to take it to them.

Horatio: Frank. .I understand that you and Ramon have some history.^ I understand that you and Ramon have some history.
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.Tripp: Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea high!^ Tripp : Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea high!
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.You're getting' up there, Ramon.^ And get me a mojito while you're in there!
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^ You're getting' up there, Ramon.
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^ Tripp : Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
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.Are you out of your teens yet?^ Are you out of your teens yet?
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^ Curt : [about to be arrested] You don't want your lab's dirty laundry out there, do you?
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^ Calleigh : You have until tomorrow morning to turn yourself in, after that I'm going to put out a warrant for your arrest.
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.Ramon Morales: Twenty-one.^ Ramon Morales : Twenty-one.
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Tripp: Wow! .We're talking adult diapers with your crowd.^ We're talking adult diapers with your crowd.
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.Congrats on still breathing!^ Congrats on still breathing!
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Parts dealer: A sick dub deuce like that gets me like ten grand! .I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...^ I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...
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^ You know that I trust you with my life.
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^ Clavo : You know what, my friend?
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.Eric: I imagine most in your "client base" aren’t Boy Scouts...^ Eric : I imagine most in your "client base" aren’t Boy Scouts...
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Cop Killer (3.13)

.Yelina: This is my case.^ Yelina : This is my case.
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I don't need you to tell me how to run it.
.Rebecca: Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later.^ Rebecca : Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later.
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Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

.Calleigh: So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?^ Calleigh : So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?
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^ Calleigh : [As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?
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^ Speed : So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?
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.Ryan: Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.^ Ryan : Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.
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^ Ryan : Well, that's a fine line with some people.
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Calleigh: [Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.
Ryan: Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... .They're dangerous and unpredictable...^ They're dangerous and unpredictable...
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.Ryan: Kill a cop in cold blood, steal his gun, that takes some stones.^ Ryan : Kill a cop in cold blood, steal his gun, that takes some stones.
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.Horatio: Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.^ Horatio : Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.
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Calleigh: I’m going to put out a broadcast, armed and dangerous.
.Horatio: Yes, and low profile please.^ Horatio : Yes, and low profile please.
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Calleigh: How low?
Horatio: Ground level.
.Calleigh: Spike strips!^ Calleigh : Spike strips!
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Ryan: So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?
.Calleigh: Give her detention.^ Calleigh : Give her detention.
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.Ryan: I think one dead cop is enough anyway.^ Ryan : I think one dead cop is enough anyway.
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.Jojo: The day’s still young, anything's possible.^ Jojo : The day’s still young, anything's possible.
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Ryan: Lingerie... makeup... looks like our .Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!^ Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!
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.Horatio: Yes, and getting darker by the moment...^ Horatio : Yes, and getting darker by the moment...
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One Night Stand (3.14)

[Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth]
.Eric: So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?^ [Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth] Eric : So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?
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^ Alexx : Or just bad oral.
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.Alexx: Or just bad oral.^ Alexx : Or just bad oral.
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^ [Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth] Eric : So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?
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.Eric: No comments.^ Eric : No comments.
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Tripp: Tell me again where you mislaid your wife?

.Elliott: Are you trying to bar us?^ Elliott : Are you trying to bar us?
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.Horatio: Put it this way, I can make things very difficult for you.^ Horatio : Put it this way, I can make things very difficult for you.
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^ Horatio : Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete?
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^ Horatio Caine : That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI. [ edit ] Grave Young Men (1.20) .
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.Elliott: I won't forget this.^ Elliott : I won't forget this.
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Horatio: I'm counting on it.

Eric: They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.
.Calleigh: I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?^ Calleigh : I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?
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Horatio: Know the bomb, know the bomber.

.Calleigh: Miss Lockhart, this is going to sound strange, but most people have somewhat matching wedding bands.^ Calleigh : Miss Lockhart, this is going to sound strange, but most people have somewhat matching wedding bands.
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.You're wearing an heirloom, his is gold.^ You're wearing an heirloom, his is gold.
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.Lockhart: We're married...^ Lockhart : We're married...
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just not to each other.

.Eric: Could death have been accidental?^ Eric : Could death have been accidental?
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.Alexx: Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Alexx : Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.
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^ Why leave something you're good at?
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.Calleigh: Two bodies, one hotel...any connection?^ Calleigh : Two bodies, one hotel...any connection?
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Tripp: Saturday during cruise season.
.Calleigh: Say no more.^ Calleigh : Say no more.
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.Tripp: This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.^ Tripp : This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.
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.Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.^ Horatio : Just like...our list of suspects.
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^ Horatio : [not impressed] Your offer is meaningless, just like you.
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Identity (3.15)

[Alexx and Eric discover the snake they caught was packed with drugs inside.]
Eric: So our snake was a mule.

[Horatio and Eric question Clavo Cruz.]
.Eric: A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.^ Eric : A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.
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Horatio: And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.

.Tripp: [Talking about the killer snake.] So we know how it found her.^ So we know how it found her.
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^ Tripp : [Talking about the killer snake.
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^ Horatio : There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!
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How do we find it?
.Eric: Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.^ Eric : Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.
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^ [Eric and Speedle at the crime scene.
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^ Eric : Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
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.Tripp: What the hell are you doing?^ Tripp : What the hell are you doing?
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^ Tripp : Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
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^ Eric Delko : What the hell are you doing, huh?
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.Eric: [Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.^ Eric : [Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.
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Nothing To Lose (3.16)

[Frank questions an inmate about his missing identification wristband.]
.Tripp: Where's your wristband?^ Tripp : Where's your wristband?
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Cyrus Everton: I lost it.
.Tripp: Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?^ Tripp : Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?
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^ Tripp : All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.
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Money Plane (3.17)

.Calleigh: Excuse me, Calleigh Duquesne with the Crime Lab.^ Calleigh : Excuse me, Calleigh Duquesne with the Crime Lab.
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What's in the bags, Mr. Walsh?
Sean: What else, checks.
Calleigh: No bodies this time?

Ryan: Mrs. Townsend, your daughter's charity was for runaway girls... your models are wearing bikinis.

.Alexx: A Virt-topsy?^ Alexx : A Virt-topsy?
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Horatio: Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.
Alexx: Ha! .Any excuse to try something new.^ Any excuse to try something new.
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[Ryan notices a vibe when Calleigh and Det. Hagen were talking.]
Ryan: What was that about?
Calleigh: Complicated, he's been I.O.D.
Ryan: I.O.D. What was the problem?
.Calleigh: I don't know, something about a bad back.^ Calleigh : I don't know, something about a bad back.
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^ Calleigh : You know I listened to the entire tape, don't you, Ryan?
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^ Calleigh : Don't worry, Mrs. Wade, we actually know how to save people.
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Ryan: [Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.
.Calleigh: What's that supposed to mean?^ Calleigh : What's that supposed to mean?
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Ryan: Nothing.
.Calleigh: You can tell me.^ Calleigh : What are you telling me?
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^ Calleigh : You can tell me.
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.Ryan: [Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.^ A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.
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[Horatio finds Nick Marshall just before he boards a plane.]
.Horatio: You going somewhere, Nick?^ Horatio : You going somewhere, Nick?
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^ Horatio : [to Julia] I want you to take this and go to a safe place.
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^ Horatio : [To Stetler about Yelina] : If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.
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.Nick: I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.^ Nick : I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.
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.Horatio: I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.^ Horatio : You have no idea.
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^ Horatio : You mean getting divorced.
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^ Horatio : I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
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.Nick: You just don't quit, do you?^ Nick : You just don't quit, do you?
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^ Calleigh : Don't you just say the sweetest things.
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^ Suspect Lawyer : Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
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.Horatio: Not in my vocabulary!^ Horatio : Not in my vocabulary!
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[Police cars arrive with sirens, Horatio puts his sunglasses on.]
.Horatio: Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...^ Horatio : Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...
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^ Horatio : You going somewhere, Nick?
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^ Horatio : You know what that is, Susie?
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.Nick: I created Caitlin Townsend.^ Nick : I created Caitlin Townsend.
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.Horatio: Didn't give you the right to destroy her.^ Horatio : Didn't give you the right to destroy her.
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^ Horatio : You all right?
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^ Horatio : Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete?
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Game Over (3.18)

[Ryan and Calleigh interrogate a suspect.]
.Game Tester: This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm...^ Game Tester : This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm...
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self-medicate. .Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.^ Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.
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.Ryan: That's an interesting defense.^ Ryan : That's an interesting defense.
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.Alexx: Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...^ Alexx : Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...
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.Eric: Childhood abuse?^ Eric : Childhood abuse?
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Alexx: Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."

[The victim's missing a foot.]
.Eric: Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?^ Eric : You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
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^ Eric : Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?
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^ Eric : Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay?
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.Alexx: Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!^ Water puts you on the murder scene.
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^ You're going to wait for the cops!
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^ Alexx : Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
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.Horatio: Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?^ Horatio : Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
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^ Horatio : Just go to the address, Eric.
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^ Horatio : But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court.
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Yelina: The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
.Eric: Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.^ Eric : Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
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^ Eric : Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you.
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^ Eric : Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.
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.Yelina: Then how did the dead man hit the gas?^ Yelina : Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
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^ Horatio : How does a man allow his wife and son to believe he’s dead, Raymond?
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.Horatio: With help from the living.^ Horatio : With help from the living.
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.Alexx: Hello, Maxine.^ Alexx : Hello, Maxine.
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Maxine?
Valera: Oh, Dr. Woods!
Alexx: Hi.
Valera: Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. .Almost forgot I had one.^ Almost forgot I had one.
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Sex & Taxes (3.19)

Horatio: Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
.IRS Agent Boone: Mmm...^ IRS Agent Boone : We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
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^ IRS Agent Boone : Mmm...
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No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Horatio: Surprising... .I have your supervisor on speed dial.^ I have your supervisor on speed dial.
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.Do you want to call him...^ Do you want to call him...
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^ Ryan : You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
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or should I?

[Calleigh and Ryan process a car.]
.Ryan: Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.^ Ryan : Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
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Calleigh: Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.

.CSI Accounting Tech: You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.^ CSI Accounting Tech : You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
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.Calleigh: You bragging or d'you have something for me?^ Calleigh : You bragging or d'you have something for me?
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^ Eric : [smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
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.Calleigh: Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?^ Calleigh : Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?
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^ Calleigh : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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.IRS Agent Boone: We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.^ IRS Agent Boone : We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
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^ IRS Agent Boone : Mmm...
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.Ryan: There's a lot of blood.^ Ryan : There's a lot of blood.
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.Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.^ Calleigh : Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
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.Timothy Dawson: [About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?^ You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
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^ You think about that?
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^ Humphries : They also make jock straps in that size, but you wouldn’t know anything about that, either!
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.Horatio: Some of us do.^ Horatio : Some of us do.
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Russell Edge: She's a liar!
.Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.^ Tripp : Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
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.Horatio: That's two in one day.^ Horatio : That's two in one day.
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^ Horatio : So Joe, two words: Murder...One.
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Tripp: IRS agents.
Horatio: That's correct.
.Tripp: Think there's any connection?^ Tripp : Think there's any connection?
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.Horatio: It's tax season.^ Horatio : It's tax season.
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Killer Date (3.20)

.Alexx: All these sheers and no one saw the murder?^ Alexx : All these sheers and no one saw the murder?
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^ Alexx : Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.
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.Horatio: In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.^ Horatio : In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.
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^ Horatio : Perfect place for a murder!
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[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
.Horatio: Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Luis : I've done nothing wrong.
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.Eric: Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?^ Eric : Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
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^ Eric : Kind of like going to the bathroom...
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^ Calleigh : [As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?
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.Eric [to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.^ Eric [to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.
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.Kayle: Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.^ Kayle : Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
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^ Speed : You need some help?
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^ How about you let us tap some of that...
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.Eric: Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.^ Eric : Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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^ Eric : I figured you could use the exercise.
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Kayle: Like I said, I'll get right on it...so these were at the "scene of the crime"?
.Eric: You could say that.^ Eric : You could say that.
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^ Eric : [laughing] What makes you think I would say yes?
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^ Eric : I figured you could use the exercise.
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[The first set of prints matches a man. Joseph gives Eric a look.]
Eric: Try again.

[Calleigh and Ryan process a bed-murder-scene, they find a white substance on the sheets.]
Ryan: Biological?
.Calleigh: [Rubbing the substance.] Salty.^ Calleigh : [Rubbing the substance.
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.Ryan: I'm not going to say anything.^ Ryan : I'm not going to say anything.
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.Calleigh: Margarita salty.^ Calleigh : Margarita salty.
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.Calleigh: Actually, we want you to do it.^ Calleigh : Actually, we want you to do it.
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^ Eric : Calleigh, I wanted to thank you.
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^ Eric : Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you.
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.Tripp: You got a broken arm again?^ Tripp : You got a broken arm again?
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.Ryan: It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.^ Ryan : It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.
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.Tripp: All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.^ Tripp : All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.
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^ Horatio : You all right?
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^ Horatio : Paul, in my business, I don't have that luxury of believing anyone.
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.Calleigh: [Smiling.] Alright, we won't even exhale until you're done.^ Calleigh : OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.
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^ All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.
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^ Alexx : You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?
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Recoil (3.21)

[Frank interrogates a suspect who's car crashed with him in it. The man was holding an umbrella.]
Tripp: I ran into you this morning, literally... then you show up at our little shootout with this.
.Suspect: I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.^ Suspect : I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.
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.Tripp: So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.^ Tripp : So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.
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^ Tripp : You're under arrest, Slick.
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^ Tripp : Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
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[Frank gets into a car accident and gets a cut on his head.]
.Tripp: Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.^ Tripp : Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
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^ Dispatcher : Code 18, any victims?
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.Dispatcher: Code 18, any victims?^ Dispatcher : Code 18, any victims?
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^ Tripp : Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
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.Tripp: Yeah, there's a victim, me!^ Tripp : Yeah, there's a victim, me!
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.Eric: This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.^ Eric : This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.
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Vengeance (3.22)

.Horatio: [assessing a crime scene at a high-school reunion] We have someone who arrived as "Big Man on Campus," and ended up "Dead on Arrival."^ Horatio : [assessing a crime scene at a high-school reunion] We have someone who arrived as "Big Man on Campus," and ended up "Dead on Arrival."
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^ [Horatio is discussing a crime scene with Frank] .
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^ Horatio : Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.
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[Horatio interrogates a suspect.]
Horatio: Why, Luis, are you alive and Julio's dead?
.Luis: Hey, I'm cagey, man.^ Luis : Hey, I'm cagey, man.
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.Horatio: Not cagey, meaningless.^ Horatio : Not cagey, meaningless.
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.Dan, the insurance guy: People don't plan to fail, but they do fail to plan.^ Dan, the insurance guy : People don't plan to fail, but they do fail to plan.
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[Eric and Patrol pick up a suspect.]
Eric: Luis, you've got to change your routine, man.
.Luis: I've done nothing wrong.^ Luis : I've done nothing wrong.
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^ [About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.] Horatio : Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
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.Eric: Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong.^ Eric : Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong.
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^ Eric : Yeah, you're going to have a few, the plane crashed.
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^ Eric : You're late, pal.
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Take him away.

[Hortatio to Federal agent after suspect led away]
.Horatio: Is my brother, Raymond, still alive?^ Horatio : Is my brother, Raymond, still alive?
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^ [Hortatio and Yelena; both suspect Raymond is still alive] .
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.Agent: If you keep digging, he won't be.^ Agent : If you keep digging, he won't be.
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[Hortatio and Yelena; both suspect Raymond is still alive]
.Yelena: What are we going to do, Horatio?^ Yelena : What are we going to do, Horatio?
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Horatio: Everything we can.

Whacked (3.23)

.Horatio: Just because he had help that doesn't mean he's innocent.^ Horatio : Just because he had help that doesn't mean he's innocent.
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^ Horatio : Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're innocent, does it?
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^ Suzie : Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.
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.Kramer's Lawyer: Could be enough to move him off Death Row.^ Kramer's Lawyer : Could be enough to move him off Death Row.
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.Horatio: Yes...and it could also mean he's about to get company.^ Horatio : Yes...and it could also mean he's about to get company.
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.Larry Hargrove: My cousin's not the only tough guy.^ Larry Hargrove : My cousin's not the only tough guy.
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.Tripp: There's nothing tough about murder.^ Tripp : There's nothing tough about murder.
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.Larry Hargrove: You done it?^ Larry Hargrove : You done it?
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.Tripp: Shut up!^ Tripp : Shut up!
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[Horatio arrives at Yelina's house as Stetler is leaving]
.Stetler [with black eye]: Horatio!^ [Horatio arrives at Yelina's house as Stetler is leaving] Stetler [with black eye] : Horatio!
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Pleasant surprise!
Horatio: You'd better not have hurt her!
Stetler: It'd take a magician! Seems she can take care of herself!
.Horatio: Walk, Rick, and don't come back!^ Horatio : Walk, Rick, and don't come back!
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^ [Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.
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[Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves]
Horatio: So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
.Yelina: Horatio, you know that's not true!^ Horatio : You know what that is, Susie?
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^ Horatio : But you know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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10-7 (3.24)

[Horatio confronts Raymond about his disappearance.]
.Horatio: How does a man allow his wife and son to believe he’s dead, Raymond?^ Horatio : So, how does it feel?
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^ Horatio : How does a man allow his wife and son to believe he’s dead, Raymond?
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^ Horatio : Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
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.Horatio: This is going to get messy, you deserve to walk away clean...^ Horatio : This is going to get messy, you deserve to walk away clean...
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^ Horatio : You going somewhere, Nick?
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^ Horatio : [to Julia] I want you to take this and go to a safe place.
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so walk away.
Hagen: Brother, I’ll never be clean.

.Calleigh: I would really love to be friends with you, John.^ Calleigh : Do you know her friend's name?
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^ Calleigh : I would really love to be friends with you, John.
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^ Calleigh : I think that we would like to ask you the same question.
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.Hagen: [Sighs.] The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.^ The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.
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.Hagen: I always wanted to be someone's hero.^ Hagen : I always wanted to be someone's hero.
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Season 4

From The Grave (4.01)

.Ryan: [About the Mala Noche.] New Mafia, my ass!^ New Mafia, my ass!
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^ Ryan : [About the Mala Noche.
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.Cooper: [About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.^ Cooper : [About Erica Sykes.
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.Ryan: She's a case against the First Amendment.^ Ryan : She's a case against the First Amendment.
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.Cardinal Benedetti: I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now.^ Horatio : He took your idea, and then you took his life.
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^ Cardinal Benedetti : I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now.
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^ It makes you cheat on your husband.
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That's what God is judging you on.
.Horatio: I know what my penance is!^ Horatio : I know what my penance is!
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^ Rachel Marsh : [to Eric and Horatio] I'm in my home 20 hours a day,....I know more about everyone else's life but my own.
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.Cardinal Benedetti: So why are you here?^ Cardinal Benedetti : So why are you here?
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^ Cardinal Benedetti : I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now.
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^ Is that why you called me down here, to ease your conscience?
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.Horatio: I need you to tell me.^ Horatio : I need you to tell me.
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^ Horatio : And that's what you want me to tell her parents?
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^ [Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves] Horatio : So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
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.Cardinal Benedetti: When you've done enough, Horatio, you'll know.^ Horatio : You do if you've got something to hide.
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^ Horatio : But you know what?
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^ Horatio : You know Artie?
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Blood In The Water (4.02)

.Alexx: [About the victim.] No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.^ No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.
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^ Alexx : [About the victim.
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Ryan: He was already dead when he got on the Gannons' boat.
.Alexx: Look at my boy, all grown up.^ Alexx : Look at my boy, all grown up.
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^ In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
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^ Alexx : Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
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.Calleigh: Run and shoot, Ryan, our crime scene is going under.^ Calleigh : Run and shoot, Ryan, our crime scene is going under.
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^ Ted : Woah, wait a minute-- Speed : I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
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^ Eric : Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.
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.Tripp: He ran head-on into a stone wall.^ Tripp : He ran head-on into a stone wall.
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^ Tripp : I ran into you this morning, literally...
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.He was pronounced dead at the scene.^ He was pronounced dead at the scene.
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Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...
.Eric: Or the perfect crime!^ Eric : Or the perfect crime!
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.Horatio: Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.^ [Horatio is discussing a crime scene with Frank] .
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^ Horatio : Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.
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^ Horatio : There are no other crime scenes in Miami today.
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[Ryan is breaking glass to prove liquid flow patterns in a crime scene.]
.Calleigh: Anger management?^ Calleigh : Anger management?
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.Ryan: No, just an experiment.^ Ryan : No, just an experiment.
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Prey (4.03)

.Calleigh: [To Thomas Woodward, a suspect.] Water puts you on the murder scene.^ Water puts you on the murder scene.
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^ Calleigh : You have until tomorrow morning to turn yourself in, after that I'm going to put out a warrant for your arrest.
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^ Alexx : Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
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