<small>Please note that this information was compiled by CT
Hoosier, although it should detract from its credibility, and that
fact is supported by this evidence:
All of the information is
easily verified through a simple internet searchThe Wikipedia
article on Gregg
Doyel specifically mentions me as a signifacant contributor to
the author's work.This article is a useful compilation of the
many contributions that have appeared in the author's popular Hate
Mail on CBSsportsline.com[1829]. </small>CT Hoosier
(the pen name for a Connecticut born, Indiana educated internet
commentator) is a frequent contributor to Gregg Doyel's Hate Mail.
A sampling of CT Hoosier's letters that have appeared in past
editions of Hate Mail is provided:
From:
ct_hoosier Good work identifying the fact that Sean May
plays out of position. You failed to stress exactly how far out of
position he plays: 644 miles! Can any readers guess what is 644
miles away from Chapel Hill?
We have a new leader for
"Letter of the Year."From:Ct
Hoosier You wrote, "The Hoosiers are not good. It's
going to be a long year. It just is." With that comment, you leave
me no choice but to stop all contact with you ...
Woo-hoo!From:Ct
Hoosier ... you wish.
Awwwww.It was a lean
week for the mailbag, but what it lacked in quantity, it made up
with quality. For example, a second
reader-stalker has emerged to challenge "CT Hoosier."
First, though, we'll start with a letter from beyond
the grave.From: CT Hoosier I
can explain my lack of mail over the summer. I was home in
Connecticut, which meant my laptop had to be securely locked in a
safe.
Hahahahaha ... ahem.
And here I thought you were mad at
me.From:CT Hoosier Let me
guess -- no room in the mailbag for me because the
always-complaining Duke fans will be preaching about Greg Paulus.
Here's a suggestion: In addition to the regular Hate Mail, how
about a special edition featuring all of my letters?
The Internet's only so big, my Hoosier
friend. You wrote 10 this week, I
think. Go to
class.From: CT HoosierYour
trip to the Super Bowl without me is like the Tar Heels winning
without Doherty and the Gators winning without Zook. I am outraged
at the way you allowed our banter to advance your career, only to
relegate my Hate Mail to some shoe box under your bed. I completely
forgive you.
Where you been, wacko?
Don't get lazy on me, Hoosier Stalker.
Lots of readers would love to be
you.From: Ct HoosierThe secret
identity explains how I missed you in the Hyatt. But I spotted
everyone's favorite chronically underdressed sportswriter at the
RCA Dome once you got behind the laptop in a noticeably LSU-gold
top. Much thanks to Tom Crean and Bruce Pearl, both of whom had
particularly average seats, and were still kind enough to share a
few words as I passed into the Gator student section I was
infiltrating. Stay casual, my good friend.
Many of you
may recall my Hoosier Stalker. He finds
me at Indiana home games. He finds me at
the Final Four. We spoke.
He's nice. But then he let me
know he'd found my address and phone number online.
And so I thanked him and purchased a
handgun.NOTE: Next year's final four was a
more rewarding expierence...From:
CT_HoosierNo dribbles in 5 days, 1 hour, and 3 minutes?
What exactly have you been doing?
Been on vacation,
stalker. (Aside to my stalker friend:
Sorry about the photo. Poor quality of my
cell phone's camera made it impossible to use.
Crap!)From: CT
Hoosier I don't understand. Are you suggesting that I
manifest my ideas on video and send them to you?
Hahahahaha -- no. The last thing I want to see, Indiana
Stalker, is you on video.From: CT
HoosierWhen I graduate, can I use the pen name "CT
Doyel?"
Not "when," Hoosier Stalker.
Try "if." Contrary to Doyel’s
insinuation, CT Hoosier has graduated, completing undergraduate
majors in both Business Management and Entrepreneurship. He will
teach business courses in English at a university in Tianjin, China
next year.