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<small>Please note that this information was compiled by CT Hoosier, although it should detract from its credibility, and that fact is supported by this evidence:
  • All of the information is easily verified through a simple internet search
  • The Wikipedia article on Gregg Doyel specifically mentions me as a signifacant contributor to the author's work.
  • This article is a useful compilation of the many contributions that have appeared in the author's popular Hate Mail on CBSsportsline.com[1829]. </small>


  • CT Hoosier (the pen name for a Connecticut born, Indiana educated internet commentator) is a frequent contributor to Gregg Doyel's Hate Mail. A sampling of CT Hoosier's letters that have appeared in past editions of Hate Mail is provided:

    From: ct_hoosier
    Good work identifying the fact that Sean May plays out of position. You failed to stress exactly how far out of position he plays: 644 miles! Can any readers guess what is 644 miles away from Chapel Hill? We have a new leader for "Letter of the Year."

    From:Ct Hoosier
    You wrote, "The Hoosiers are not good. It's going to be a long year. It just is." With that comment, you leave me no choice but to stop all contact with you ... Woo-hoo!
    From:Ct Hoosier
    ... you wish. Awwwww.


    It was a lean week for the mailbag, but what it lacked in quantity, it made up with quality. For example, a second reader-stalker has emerged to challenge "CT Hoosier." First, though, we'll start with a letter from beyond the grave.

    From: CT Hoosier
    I can explain my lack of mail over the summer. I was home in Connecticut, which meant my laptop had to be securely locked in a safe. Hahahahaha ... ahem. And here I thought you were mad at me.


    From:CT Hoosier
    Let me guess -- no room in the mailbag for me because the always-complaining Duke fans will be preaching about Greg Paulus. Here's a suggestion: In addition to the regular Hate Mail, how about a special edition featuring all of my letters? The Internet's only so big, my Hoosier friend. You wrote 10 this week, I think. Go to class.


    From: CT Hoosier
    Your trip to the Super Bowl without me is like the Tar Heels winning without Doherty and the Gators winning without Zook. I am outraged at the way you allowed our banter to advance your career, only to relegate my Hate Mail to some shoe box under your bed. I completely forgive you. Where you been, wacko? Don't get lazy on me, Hoosier Stalker. Lots of readers would love to be you.

    From: Ct Hoosier
    The secret identity explains how I missed you in the Hyatt. But I spotted everyone's favorite chronically underdressed sportswriter at the RCA Dome once you got behind the laptop in a noticeably LSU-gold top. Much thanks to Tom Crean and Bruce Pearl, both of whom had particularly average seats, and were still kind enough to share a few words as I passed into the Gator student section I was infiltrating. Stay casual, my good friend. Many of you may recall my Hoosier Stalker. He finds me at Indiana home games. He finds me at the Final Four. We spoke. He's nice. But then he let me know he'd found my address and phone number online. And so I thanked him and purchased a handgun.

    NOTE: Next year's final four was a more rewarding expierence...

    From: CT_Hoosier
    No dribbles in 5 days, 1 hour, and 3 minutes? What exactly have you been doing? Been on vacation, stalker. (Aside to my stalker friend: Sorry about the photo. Poor quality of my cell phone's camera made it impossible to use. Crap!)


    From: CT Hoosier
    I don't understand. Are you suggesting that I manifest my ideas on video and send them to you? Hahahahaha -- no. The last thing I want to see, Indiana Stalker, is you on video.


    From: CT Hoosier
    When I graduate, can I use the pen name "CT Doyel?" Not "when," Hoosier Stalker. Try "if."
  • Contrary to Doyel’s insinuation, CT Hoosier has graduated, completing undergraduate majors in both Business Management and Entrepreneurship. He will teach business courses in English at a university in Tianjin, China next year.








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