CW Roland is a 17 year old guy who attends Holy Savior Menard Central High School in Alexandria, Louisiana. He's an interesting and unique person who aspires to take over the world one day.

His Car

He drives a 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse. It's bright yellow with a dark blue bumper. It has a Magnus Motorsports 6-bolt 2.3 Liter Stroker 4 cylinder engine. His car has over 500 horsepower at the flywheel. The car has Ross 9:1 Pistons, Monley Rods, and Cometic headsgasket along with a complete custom exhaust from turbo and manifold to the tip. The turbo is a Forced Performance FP3065. It has a 5 speed Rip racing transmission and an ACT 2900 lb. race clutch.

Pleasure Island

He wants have an island called Pleasure Island in which all the sexiest hookers and the most appealing horses/horse prostitutes come together to form the most spectacular resort ever thought of by any man! The hookers will be irresistible and will ride the horses around to display their dual sex appeal. The horse prostitutes can be for either horses, or for people if they so desire a "pony ride". No women or children allowed!

His Appearance

He is 6'3", 355 pounds, with glasses and an unruly mass of curly brown hair. He is a self-proclaimed sexy beast. He also says he has a huge penis, but this is purely myth, as no one has ever gotten close enough (nor do they want to) to find out.

He has hair and long arms, is tall, and he can even read!

his best friend is JILL!

His Personality

He's a jokester by nature. He's often thoughtless and outspoken, but that's part of his charm. He's unique, that's for sure. He's the perfect guy to bring home to mom (as long as your mom is incapacitated or stoned when she meets him)!
loves to screw you over

His Religions

He's a pope in the Church of Discordianism, which really means absolutely nothing! He also has been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage quite a while ago and has been a firm believer in him ever since. He believes that instead of one god, there will be three bisexual goddesses and one god (obviously, himself) in Heaven.
he loves travis vanlenkendonk or however it is spelled.