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His Royal Majesty Caesar St Augustine De
Buonaparte is the self proclaimed Emperor of the
United States of Turtle Island and "Good Party" candidate
for president of the USA in 2000
and 2004. Born in 1960, he lives in Malibu. In 1996 he sent a letter to President
Bill Clinton
declaring war on the United States. Buonaparte claims that
Clinton's failure to respond to his letter means that the United
States conceded defeat. Therefore, Buonaparte is now Emperor of the
US. The only previously known emperor of the United States was
Joshua
A.Norton.
His platform includes:
Repeal
of money and signature requirements for candidates to level the
playing field for presidential candidates.
Making politicians
pass a civil service test to run for office.
Placing trackers on
all guns, and banishing anyone whose gun does not have a tracker.
"Any criminals get exiled onto an island with all the other
idiots," where they will kill each other according to de
Buonaparte.
"going after people" to shut down the world
with the army. He claims this will be like the film The Day the Earth Stood
Still.
He has made accusations that the government and
corporations are forcing him to move from place to place and have
stolen items from him - "They want to kill me or distress me so
bad that I kill myself,". Furthermore he claims that
"Eventually they [Kerry and Bush] are going to get us
all killed with biological attacks,".
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