CAKE PONY<br />
Cake
Pony is a site which runs two
webcomics about cute ponies who
love to eat delicious cakes. Originally the site was targeted as a
spoof of websites that revolved around fetishes desiring cute or
"underage" girls such as
Suicide Girls. A new "pin-up" pony was posted
every week on thursdays with a tantalizingly posed pony who listed
things such as her likes, dislikes, age, favorite cake, and whether
she prefered to eat with her hooves or a fork. 4 of the most
popular fillys from this original format have since "moved in" with
each other in two seperate groups, and are visible on "cam" every
week when the comic updates on thursdays. Of these 4, Etiquette, a
prissy pony with a thing for good manners has moved in with Honey,
a free-spirit and sometimes simple minded pony with butterfly
wings. The two of them share a loft apartment in a metropolitain
area based on the view out their window. The other two ponies to
move in together are Sally, an Astronaut who prefers dehydrated
cakes, and Debra, a Zebra who while shy, often has the majority of
good ideas. Debra has joined Sally in her home aboard the
International Space
Station.
While many of the ponies resemble characters from
My Little
Pony, none are specific references, but are obviously meant to
liken the names of ponies used by MLP (such as Butterscotch or
Blossom) to stage names commonly used by Adult Performers. Thus, at
least originally, each pony's name seemingly could be used in
either context.
Origins of Cake Pony
Cake Pony was
begun in the Spring of 2006 by two artists and illustrators Andrew
Klein and Lauren Wong. The original site format was layed out to
mimic the site
Suicide Girls, a soft-core porn site that
promotes the fetishization of cuteness. The artists, in parody of
that idea, began creating cutely rendered ponies who somewhat
seductively ate various cakes. The posing of each new character and
their "bio", was meant to spoof that sub-section of pornography.
The Original artist's statement for the site
read:
"Illustrated by the lovely Lauren Wong and the
appititious Andrew Klein, Cake Pony is here to provide you with
premium ADULT content to cater to your favorite fetish, BARELY LEGAL PONYS FEEDING
THEMSELVES THE RICHEST CAKES. Its about damn time
too. You deserve more than simple fetishes based
around half-attempts at FULL CUTENESS. You want
teens, cheerleaders, and that girl next door, all caught going wild
or just being the innocent children young adults that they
are. You want decadence, pillows, and whipped
cream. WE KNOW, we want it too!
And its precisely why we created this all-pony
site.
So please enjoy the fillys of
cakepony.com. We guarentee YOU'LL FIND NOTHING
CUTER ON THE INTERNET to satiate your desires. And
don't worry, all our ponys are 100% legal and waiting to eat cakes
just for YOU. So whether you prefer a Masticating
Mare, an Anglo-Arabian with an
Appetite, a Cake-loving Clydsdale, or Donuts with Dressage, we have the site for
you."<br />

The Cake Ponies by pinup date
Crimson - March 27th, 2006- she loves a dark
choclate cake with cherry filling.Its not always easy finding what
she craves, so when the momment is right, she'll take all she
can
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Honey -April 1st, 2006- she
believes a great cake cannot be made without the sweet nectar of
dozens of flowers. Her desires are hexagonally sided, but once you
get to know her better, she's easy to please.<br
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Cheryl Valentine - April 6th, 2006 - her
talent discovered by Guest Artist Susanna Kwan, Cheryl is a
princess who knows exactly what she wants, and demands her cakes
delivered on time. The sort of filly who deserves your commitment
to her cake-worship.<br />
Egalite - April
6th, 2006-a young filly from Paris, Egalite is struggling to catch
her break. She lost her day job due to the First Employment
Contract (C.P.E. en francias), and has had a hard time finding
meals. Some have suggested to "let her eat cake", but she sits
quitely, letting us know that she wants more. Accepting that Gateau
can be mighty tempting though.It would be nice if we could show her
a little support. At Cake Pony, we belive there shouldn't have to
be a revolution before we get our desserts.<br
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Daisy - April 12th, 2006 - Her talents
discovered by Asa Shumakas-Tait of MASTADON CITYshe posseses a love
of cake-mix so deep that she has been known to do just about
anything to get her hooves on some.<br
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Etiquette - April 13th, 2006 - she believes
that mixing and matching her cakes with other tasty treats is a
great way to expand and redefine her palate. Aquiring a taste for
surprise always keeps her on her toes.<br
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Dawn -April 20th, 2006 - is an elegant
little Eohippus who isn't afraid of breaking all the rules. A
prehistoric pony with vintage cred and a penchant for cake batter,
Dawn shows us you don't need to be a modern update to know how to
have a good time.<br />
Meadowrose - April
24th, 2006 - her talents were discovered by guest artist Leslie
Levings of The Dreaded Atrox. Meadowrose is a conscientious eater
who believes that the tactile consumption of cake is a way of
expressing how it becomes a part of the body, mind, and soul. Once
you unearth her desires, she's a free loving frosting filly.<br
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Merry - April 26th, 2006- believes that
yearlings shouldn't have to be confined to a cycle of post-college
frustration. The cake is so close to being reached. It's time to
break out of the carousel.<br />
Debra -
May 4th, 2006 - Although she can be quite shy, this quiet East
African Pony can really warm up one she gets to know you. Please
let her know that she has no reason to be self conscious about her
weight. Its just her horizontal stripes.<br
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Godiva - May 8th, 2006 - She can't be
bothered with details, and lives a carefree spirited life. She also
can't understand why her friends always get upset when she brings
her favorite cake to a Pony Party, and says posing for Cake Pony
has been "empowering and liberating".<br
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Barbaro - May 11th, 2006 - Winner of the
2006 Kentucky Derby. <br />
READ
KENTUCKY DERBY INTERVIEW<br />
THE
TRUE STORY BEHIND THE ACCIDENT AT THE
PREAKNESSIn the Fall of 2006, after a large
cast of characters had been developed, the site launched two comics
based off of a
webcam
format, with its most popular characters.
Honey and Etiquette
Webcam Feed
Honey and Etiquette live together in a small loft
with a nice view. Being that the view out their window is of a
populated and hilly city, we assume that they live in a very urban
area, but where exactly is not known. Their webcam is positioned in
the living room, with Etiquette's room being behind a stable door
beyond the couch. Other spaces in their loft are implied, such as a
closet, a kitchen, and a television.
Honey and Etiquette
(sometimes nicknamed E by Honey) often do not get along. Honey
likes to taunt and mock Etiquette quite a bit as she is much more
of a free spirit than her friend. Honey apparently enjoys sports
such as
kickball while
E is not quite as athletic, and often is very cynical of Honeys
carelessness. <br />

Sally and Debra Webcam Feed
Sally, who was only the second Pony ever to orbit the Earth,
lives aboard a space station with Debra who is a very shy Zebra. It
is not sure how they met, but they do seem to get along quite well.
The main purpose of their mission in orbit is to test cakes for
deliciousness in a zero-gravity enviornment and they have a sealed
Cake Testing Area (or CTA) in which they perform their work. Sally
seems to be very expererienced when it comes to space travel, but
has been proven wrong on several occasions.
It is assummed that
Debra, being a
Zebra, is a
fan of
The White Stripes, as they have a poster
from the album
De
Stijl on their wall. Either Sally or Debra is also a fan of
Pink Floyd since
they also have a
Dark Side of the Moon Poster. Sally
and Debra also have a friend, Ming-Bing who is a Cake
Panda that presumably lives on a nearby
Space Station. Ming-Bing seems to be pretty thick headed,
predictable, and sometimes annoying to Debra and Sally, but they
are good friends anyways.
Other Characters have also made
appearances in this comic such as
Genghis Khan and
Abraham Lincoln who are part of a story
arc relating to
Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventures.<br />

Guest Comics and Refereces in
other comics
Animals Have
Problems Too Questionable
Content External Links
Cake Pony at Myspace The Art of Lauren Wong
The Art of Andrew Klein