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Caleb Rutkowski was a defensive tackle in the NFL. While a draft pick of the Minnesota Vikings, Rutkowski went on to play for their rivals, the Green Bay Packers. Rutkowski played for 10 seasons. He was also at WCW Slamboree 97'. Rutkowski was a monstrous nose tackle and after he made a play he pulled out his signature "Gravedigger" celebration. Caleb would pretend to have a shovel in his hand and act like he was digging the opponets grave. His father is believed to have been Albert Bandura, a renowned psychologist.

Caleb grew up in Detroit, Michigan. He's a total dude who likes chicks and eats and sleeps. I heard he has a gun in his basement and if those cats eat his garbage he'll go and get it right now.

A "Caleb-burger" was for a time available in Green Bay area Burger King resturaunts [406] after it was found that Caleb Rutkowski ordered Double Whopper sandwiches, double everything, no pickles, and fans picked up on the fact. His loving fans are known to him as McNuggets. While in the NFL, he often told the media he was from the planet Lovetron and one of these days his spaceship is going to come back and take him to Chocolate Land for special treats.

Caleb was recently featured in the Sports Illustrated special, "Where Are They Now?". This features former professional athletes and what they are up to. Rutkowski is currently a co-owner of the Milwaukee Mile, a racetrack that is often used for NASCAR races. Caleb even claims that he will fit his huge mass inside a racecar and take a few laps, not without his "shake and bake," partner-in-crime, Honey Dippin' Dan Hayes. In fact, he claimed that he could even eat NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon at the same time. On October 2nd, Caleb told The Enterprise, a local newspaper for the town of Palmya, Caleb's now hometown that he was in fact, a homosexual. He reportedly said he "slept with a lot of 'packers'", whether this statement meant the preofessional football team or a crude reference to gay men is uncertain.