Camden Wicker was born in Moraga, California in 1976, and plays on the PGA tour. He played golf at campolindo high school all four years on varsity and was player of the year all four. He then received a scholorship to Oxford and was NCAA division 1 player of the year twice. He was the valedictorian, but opted to go into the underappreciated field of welding. He sucked at welding, so he entered the PGA in 1996. He has one five tournaments in his career and has won a total of 7 million dollars. He has a scar on his right butt cheek where some horrible person shot him with an airsoft gun for deserting him. This injury haunts him to this day. He entered re-hab and made a full recovery. He was also born with the gift of predicting the future after it happens. His infamous nickname is condom, and his signature move is that he putts with a seven wood.

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Camden's favorite musician is michael jackson.
His famous quote: "Your are what you eat......u giant swaety cock!"
Favorite team: The LA Dodgers of course.
Car: Mo-ped.
Idols: William Hung and Rosie O'donald... jk