Canyon Adams is an author writing under a pen name currently working out of
Saginaw, Michigan,
United States, his actual name is unknown; although, he also writes under the name Thom Rimbaud.
He is known for his conservative attitude and referred to his experience in a Los Angeles college as estranging because he was the lone
republican in a sea of
democrats.
Adams is currently a school teacher and counselor in Saginaw teaching literature and creative writing.
For over two decades he has studied biblical references and
end times prophecy inspiring him to write books on the topic.
Education
Adams received a Ph.D in
Psychology from Southern California University, a Master of Arts in Counseling from
Central Michigan University, a Master of Fine Arts in Writing from Antioch University in Los Angeles, and a B.S. in Education from Central Michigan University.
Books
The Signs: Prohpecy for 2000 A.
D. and beyondReviving Your Embryo Self666: the Beast RevealedThom Rimbaud's Guide Nummy Nummy FeetWiggity-Wiggity: The Canyon Adams Beatbox AnthologyAddiction in the Whitehouse: Disgrace of the US Presidency. Politics
Though Adams is a self-proclaimed right-winger, his interests commonly infiltrate leftist forms.
This is not at all to say that he is a centrist, however, or even a weak republican.
His book ‘’Addiction in the Whitehouse: Disgrace of the US Presidency’’ was an attack on president
Clinton for his sex addiction and the way in which it brought disgrace to the oval office, and his other book ‘’The Signs: Prophesy for 2000 A.
D. and Beyond’’ reveals him to be a devout Christian well read in the areas of prophesy and biblical heritage.
(Note: Adams puts together a fascinating journey that follows the seed of Abraham through Isaac, Jacob, the sons of Joseph, and all the way to the development of Great Britain and the United States, pointing out that the United States itself is the "Promised Land" promised by God to Abraham 4000 years ago.
Adams supplements this with a description of
Christ as anticipating the modern American: occasionally drinking alcohol, regularly dieting, and frequently practicing
yoga.)
Hailing from
Saturn himself, Canyon Adams' blood line can be traced back through the countless generations to both
Bethlehem and to the very cradle of humanity itself, the
Garden of Eden.
Adams has taken a lot of criticism in regards to his theories concerning his lineage.
Adams used a skewed version of
eternal return to "prove" that he was simultaneously and within his lifetime none other than
Jesus of Nazareth,
Judas Iscariot, the 1988 World Series Championship Los Angelos
Dodgers,
John F. Kennedy,
Lee Harvey Oswald, the
Babushka lady,
Martin Luther King, Jr.,
Queen Elizabeth II,
Saladin,
God Himself and a mysterious cane-carrying man from the future named Gary Indiana (whose "varied and sultry" background he refused to divulge) and strangest of all, a fictional animal which he called "a Tyrannosaurus Sex."
The only information about his final and most bizarre historical manifestation he offered was a child-like drawing on a post it note in crayon of what appeared to be a monkey humping a coconut with the phrase "yeah thass [sic] it" scrawled in black marker across the top.
Needless to say, this claim ruined his credibility forever.
Canyon Adams is, first and foremost, a huge
Bob Dylan fan, commonly proclaiming and quoting from his collection of every CD made under such a name.
He does however, admit to an uncertainty about
Ruben Carter, the topic of Dylan’s song Hurricane, and he remains unsure about Carter's innocence.
To quote Adams: "You really can't believe 'The 16th Round,' by Carter himself because it is so biased and factually distorted that it comes across in many excerpts as almost comical.
But you can believe the things that Dylan points out, such as the 'all white jury,' and the coherced stories of Bellow and Bradley.
Those types of truths surrounding the case will keep it in the iron fist of controversy."
While attending a Los Angeles college, and realizing the effectiveness of the hip-hop method of delivering poetry of a sarcastic nature, Adams chanted a poem with an accompanying beat box at a large poetry reading sponsored by the college.
The poem was a spoof on the falsehood of leftist claims regarding global warming and other earth-oriented scare tactics of democratic orientation.
As proof, the poem argued the biblical premise that man will not destroy the earth.
"That's just the law of God..."
Adams chanted.
It is rumored that many of the leftists sitting in the audience left the building before the poem was finished.