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Captain Morale is an alias for an
existing person who has the mysterious ability to use his will to
influence the outcome of the dice in his favour when forced to take
morale checks in the game Warhammer 40,000. He began his historical
rise to fame in 2003 when he incredibly forced a result of
"snake-eyes" to appear on his dice after being required to roll
less than three on two D6's. Captain Morale is responsible for
forcing numerous emotional outbursts out of his apponents when he
has countlessly cheated the odds by rolling two dice and forcing a
combined total of less then the required morale breaking level. To
this day his army, "Angels of Assef" have never failed a morale
check.
In one confusing instance, Captain Morale was curiously
named "Captain Penetration" when an opponent noticed that one of
his notorious Land Raiders had miraculously shugged off an
otherwise destructive blow. After further discussion was made, it
was decided that "Captain Morale" would still stand as he allegedly
did not have the character to hold such a suggestive title.
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