Where We Came From

It all started with one point of view from one brilliant person. He had come up with this name from the very soul of his heart. There used to be 5 group members including: Kookamungo, Danzabum, Chulistia, Starimla, and Chaudracula. But then more members were included. Now, right now, there are Luluduch, Katalaka, Larmzamumba, Danjamba, Phuilopput, Katiwalurrh, and Jullifrancha.

WE all came from the deep river of Green River. It all started with a big, jumbo turd of what we call, "Mrs. Larskinnylegs," was dumped in the Green River. After a while, the turd of Mrs. Larskinnylegs formed our un-human selfs. But wait, there's more in the story. NOT only it created the Chan Clan but also the great and evil...(soon to come)

Why?

We are a charitable group that help people in our community. Each one of us has a job of helping unfortunate people (and also unfortunate <i> looking </i> people [ie. Hungolili] )living in Kent Washington. We are willing to keep up with this entire - er - helping extravagenza. We are helping and caring people. Well, most of us are, there are obviously a few exceptions among us. Ahem. We just want to be noticed and loved!!!!!!! The services we provide include:

- Seniors Water Ballet & CPR

- Rock-Climbing For the Disabled

- Adult's Sex Ed (taught by Mr.Montzingo)

- Yodeling Classes

- Buddhist Praying Rituals (taught by a blind and deaf, but very angry Muslim)

- Crash Test Volunteering

Characters in Play

We are going to become one of the greatest groups to ever hit Kent, Washington. Don't worry, we are not evil. Well, maybe some of us, but we won't do any harm to the planet. Most of it. Most of us are in a club called Environmental Club and are in the National Honor Society at a place called The School. We are very energetic, so mess with us, you will get the beat down on the low down. We are undercover agents from Russia, shhh... don't tell anyone. If you see something suspicous, that would probably be our doing. If you see anyone strange but very good-looking, that might be us. (With the exception to Sir Kookamungo) We will be lurking at Kent Cornucopia days so if you want to meet one of us, go ask around.

We are also super heroes that have cool and fantastic POWERS!! Kookamungo has the power to freeze time and to remember Danzabum's outfits. Oh, wait. No. That skill of yours sucks. Take it off the list. Danzabum has the power to make Daisies and weeds OHHH!! I did not!! Chulistia has the stare you wil not forget. Starimla can shoot C.D.s at your big O' head. Chaudracula can change into the ugliest and most horrid creature on the planet. Larmazamumba has the mighty strength to power punch you when you swear or cussed. Katalaka will break you by just talking to you cause she has the power of SCREECH! Luluduch can make you do whatever she wants and also can attack you by using her vocabulary! Danjamba has the power to memorize anything. Phuilopput can speak in two different languages.(not really special) lol jk. Katiwalurrh can poulverize you with her massive guns! Lastly but not least, Jullifrancha can glamorize you in a hearbeat. Kaapow! What now Stupid Spider man?! What NOW?!