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One of the catered halls of residence at Leeds University located
on campus, next door to the new Performance and Cultural Studies
Centre. Communal dining takes place in the new refectory on campus
where occasionally pubes are sprinkled on your mushrooms by Pube
Guy. Cheek Boy will then overcharge you. The year 2007/8 has seen
the rise of the CMC (Charles Morris Crew). All we know is that they
are raw breres and the leader is one 'Big Nath'. There has also
been a recent spat of inebriated students engaging in some
tomfoolery including a found trolley on the staircase, a plant in
the toilet and various roadsigns lying throughout. This is thought
to have something to do with the 10,000 million empty bottles of
vodka, whisky and sambucca the poor cleaners have encountered. It
is rumoured that one 'Geordie' drinks whisky with his breakfast.
Toasties have been the lastest fad in this all-action hall. Legend
has it that 'Cheeseburger Mike' will do a chicken and cheese number
for just 80 pence, but prices rise post-3.00am. Two breres that
play table-tennis have been known to beef out the whole halls with
their B.O and are expected to enter the Guinness Book of Records
next year. Interestingly, a war is being waged between the infamous
'Rarmily' and 'Scouse@ to see who can have the blondest monent this
year. The lad with the dead fish down the corridor is taking bets.
The only way is up for Charles Morris Hall, that is until Mary
Ogilvie, the main building, is knocked down as planned at the end
of the year...
Number of students
290 students (majority are
standard rooms with a wash hand-basin, shared bathroom facilities
between 2 and 5) Costs 2007/8
£101 - £119 standard room per
week £124 en-suite room per week £3950 - £4650 standard room
per session £4850 en-suite room per session
Rental period
39 weeks Location
Food
Informal self service
using meal card Communications
Dobree and Whetton houses
IPTV (internet television) Each room cabled to the University
network 24 hour internet access, included in the rent
Mary
Ogilvie house A wireless internet connection is
available
Site facilties
Laundry facilities Cycle
storage Local facilties
Student facilities on campus:
Students' Union, sports facilities, local shops, pubs and
take-aways
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