Born in Australia, Charles Wiseman accomplished many things as a youth. At the age of eight he wrote three symphonies and at the age of ten had already developed a huge fan base.

Musical Career

Collaborating with artists like Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen and Paul Kelly, Mr. Wiseman has become a household name. He soon however succumbed to the pressures of the industry and began covering Disney songs and barney classics.

Political life

He soon decided to move to Malta where he ran for president and won, only to be impeached because not only was he not born in Malta, he was also hated by a significant amount of the population. After being banished from the country of Malta, he moved to America to live in the land of golden opportunities. He soon found however that
America was not for him and went to Africa to establish peace with the peoples.

Africa

In Africa, Charles developed a love for botany and the study of insects and animals. Deciding to become a biologist, Charles traveled Africa discovering new species and is responsible for the discovery of Ride ants and Richter snails (a breed of snail found only in the darkest part of the jungle). Unfortunately, no one believed him for his lack of proof and his life was destroyed.

Late Life (desperate times)

Charles moved back to America and decided to settle in a cottage out in the wilderness. He lives there today and still writes songs for world famous musicians and is actually responsible for Toxic by Britney Spears. He is the basis for the character Rodney in Stargate: Atlantis. He has discovered God in his freezer and has written many books about this including Why is there a deity in my freezer?, Who knew God liked mashed potatoes and Jesus hates chili? and Moses! Get out of my toilet!