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Cheeseanism, the worship of the O' Glorious
Cheese, an omnipotent
hybrid of swiss and
edam cheese. It is a parody of
numerous religions, although mostly
Christianity.
Summary
Cheesean theology says that the presense of
evil is explained by the
existance of Fred the Cane Toad, who rules a legion of Flat
Pan-Cake Squirrels and
punishes non-cheesey people in a hellish land called 'Numba'. But those who are righeous
and follow the Cheese get to live for eternity in the heavenly 'Jumboo'. The Cheeses second
in charge is Larry the Frog, first being created and all round
goody-goody two-shoes.
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