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Cheeseanism, the worship of the O' Glorious Cheese, an omnipotent hybrid of swiss and edam cheese. It is a parody of numerous religions, although mostly Christianity.

Summary


Cheesean theology says that the presense of evil is explained by the existance of Fred the Cane Toad, who rules a legion of Flat Pan-Cake Squirrels and punishes non-cheesey people in a hellish land called 'Numba'. But those who are righeous and follow the Cheese get to live for eternity in the heavenly 'Jumboo'. The Cheeses second in charge is Larry the Frog, first being created and all round goody-goody two-shoes.

See also


Flying Spaghetti Monster

Parody religions




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