Facts

Cherry Rounders is a character created by a member of the 1999 band "Poopy Booby", who were all three members of the band "Noose" from 1996 to 2000. The name was coined from a catchphrase by Lindsay Fishel of Martinsville, Indiana who called coins "Shrapnel Currency" and Nick Mills who added to that "I need a Five-Cented Rounder". When put with the word cherry, his name simply implied balls. Cherry Rounders first recorded an album entitled I CAN DO 1T AL50, which had a mock cover featuring cherry's head on a nude model's body, mocking Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals album. On it, a certain track by the name Dung Nugget Meal can be noted in the memory of some. In 2000, This song was rerecorded simply as "I Eat Poop", which leaked onto Napster and scored a [fanclub http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cherryrounders] on yahoo groups. Cherry himself later created [678]

Folklore?

"Cherry Rounders, born June 9th, 1981 under the name Jerry Lehr, is a rare gem of a personality that has been buried under wraps and hidden away in a desert for some years now. Rumor had it that just recently he had returned to his small town of Martinsville, Indiana to put on a concert only to be booed severely off of the stage. Several reports of both UFOs and a hot air balloon crashing were linked to this event. In 1999, shortly after recording his debut record 'I CAN DO 1T AL50', with a cover mocking Marilyn Manson's release Mechanical Animals, Cherry Rounders was facing death charges for promoting acts of beastiality, coprophilia, amongst other things, that were illegal in his small town of local exposure. Cherry then added the track "Away" and threw as many copies as he could into random bathroom stahls across various department stores in the Martinsville, Indiana area. This just before taking off in a rainbow-colored hot-air balloon and drifting away to the middle of the desert, recently discovered seven years later as being a small mild desert near the ozarks. Apparently he only had enough battery power left to manage a small EP of crappy recordings in 2000 called "Airplanes & Duckies" which featured a newer remake of dung nugget meal, called "I Eat Poop." He installed Napster to download some illegal music at the time and little did he know that I Eat Poop had apparently leaked and found many new homes.

In 2001, a small visit from who became known at the time as "Happy Rounders" for his classic first smile as he showed up, recorded an outback austrailian remake of "Kangaroo Rapist" to commemorate their times in the desert together and the random things they had to do to eat, like hunting, which cherry had never before even tried, which was planned to be dropped on the still-to-be-released "Desert Days" LP featuring quite an enormous amount of remixes remakes and new soon-to-be-classics. Happy also delivered the news to cherry that there had been a fanclub started for him on yahoo groups. Happy also recorded "Macho", which has still yet to surface. Cherry had went back to the desert he mentioned on a blog he had on myspace before finally dropping it due to the overwhelming amount of porns, that he had made an attempt to find this and other obscurities in sand all around. "Maybe someday" he said. Cherry had never responded to any of the questions regarding any album material he had recorded while in the desert. He just had this to say "I really have to eat right now its been like seven years since I've had any human food and I'm kind of still on the run from the cops".

But a close friend from back in the days of cherry's former band Poopy Booby, Mr Whisker Bizkit, in 2003, flew overhead in a jet and dropped off his AC power cord, knowing this was preventing Cherry's recordings to continue. He landed to record one song, a remake of the former Poopy Booby classic "Penecostal Women Shopping At K-Mart Turn Me On" written by Nick Mills of the band Coy, and used with permission. He brought alongside him a very mean obese girl who wished to not be named or credited to remake a version of "Kangaroo Rapist" with him and so cherry could have some sex with something.

Three songs that were performed live in 2006 were verified as "Kangaroo Rapist" (renamed Kangaroo) "My Butt" and "I Eat Poop". Though responses were negative at this time, these songs definetly had been upgraded from when they were last found. But Last we heard of cherry, he was a school teacher. He had been jailed for things we have withheld from this article but went through rehab after a spiral and reportedly "found god". As to if this were just for probationary reassurance has been a debate amongst angry cherry oppressers for a long time but one thing's for sure, the end of 2007 will see the release of his story, told in a musical."

External Links

[679] Music is available here as finished at Acidplanet.
[680] Album release notes are available on this website.

Cherry Rounders is available on myspace at these addresses: [681] and the new music profile [682].